[SAD NEWS]

Nintendo have announced a steep price increase for North America, with consoles costing up to $1099 before tax.

TRUMP BROS????????

[FAKE NEWS]
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trust the plan

I got what I voted for. Trump in office

The picture literally says canada

The US finally looks like the third world country it always was.

*plap plap plap*

yes, my mom, sister, gf and me are getting pounded by the big bad tariffs

b-b-b-b-b-but at least we owned the libs!

And it only took a single retard.

no, it says "Canadian buyers still left in the dark"

accelerating (in NFSMW)

Is there any bait you wont fall for?

CANADA BUYERS STILL LEFT IN THE DARK

Seven word sentence

Amerilard either can't bother to read seven words in a row or can't decipher their meaning.

Damn bro this is so sad. Thanks for sharing this real news.

Can I get a link to the article? I can't seem to find this. Everything says it'll be $450.

Says the retard who fell for obvious fake news.

This. I think OP is trolling with a fake article. No way Nintendo is doubling the price of the console.

cuck fantasies

why do you have to project your cuck fantasies onto others?

The console price stays the same and the libs are still owned. Now what?

Says the ameritard who can't even read a seven word sentence, no wonder your education system is dead.

gods, if only.

Imagine if this happened. It would be really funny, but it would be even funnier when the same guys laughing at tendies realize their Penis5s and Xbiles took the same spike in price.

busy insider trading, will call you back after the beep

Thanks doctah.

I know its another political bait thread, but I'll field this one. Who the fuck cares? Everyone who was going to get a handheld already has a Switch or a Steam Deck or both and barely plays the fucking things anyway. Whatever free time people have is spent on PC or Console, when people aren't busting their asses 5-6 days a week anyway and recovering on the 7th. Why do you guys shill and counter-shill in fucking circles day after day, month after month for things nobody gives a fuck about? Its like its just a bunch of corporate bots still operating on the premise that rage sells products, when the demographic they're advertising to got exhausted with tard rage a decade ago. We've got overexposure and a complete lack of remaining emotional wherewithal.

They must have used a lot of polygons for this mouth. I wonder what the mesh looks like. His mouth and brow area is probably a dense mesh

You will own the libs, but nothing else.

jm poor it's over

corporation trying to screw over customers

using taxes as an excuse

what kind of cuck are you? you think YOU should be paying the multi-billion dollars offset taxes for them and then some?
don't buy it. don't support them. Nintendo are to blame.

Thank Trump for forcing you to leave these baby games and grow up

NINTENDO MUST DIE!!!

Good Lord you snoys are really pathetic. What's the point of lying like this?

Wow, good thing my PC is more powerful than a Switch 2 and I'm on private trackers/channels and will get an emulator almost immediately.

Nintendo once again manages to dodge tariffs

shitposters left to just posting complete made up bullshit since their only real vector got btfo

it's just cope, let them have their fun

they're terrified because the last advantage they had over nintendo (3rd party game) is being taken away from them and now they're left with kikemann movies and gaas slop, massive suicides incoming

owned the libs

only transexual redditors talk like this btw

Getting this shit or even considering it while having a PC has to be the most retarded shit ever.

I've been needing another dose

Merci docteur

What's the point of lying like this?

You'd have to be a total retard to believe this... even with all the shit going on it's still absurd and obvious.

You tell them, Kamala sister!

This fake article thread is funny and all but this will be the price of the PS5 because that console still is made in china...

That was a shorter read than I thought it would be

Is this DK face going to be the journos' new fave pic to spam in their gay ass little articles like the sad Mario one (I know OP is fake)

South America is not North America. Stop posting this fake stupid shit

yes, my mom, sister, gf and me are getting pounded by the big bad tariffs

that was me sorry, I plapped you all good

I remember my first INSPECT ELEMENT thread

San Francisco

opinion immediately discarded

The article asserts you've watched gay porn at least once in your life, though?

Real talk, when did cuckoldry become such a popular fetish? I swear nobody talked about it online 15 years ago, same with transgenderism.

only high IQ fetishes were popular back then because normies didn't get on the internet yet

3-letter agencies unironically post cuck porn and BBC to try and "de-radicalize" Anons.

Explains all the Loli posts in the early 2000s

Trumpers telling others to grow up

No greater irony.

Why is OP always a gigantic faggot?

Eric isnt going to like this weeks sales

if being an adult is burning cars then i'd rather be a child

UNITED STATES OF KWABICA