Explore dungeon/cave sealed for 10000 years ago

IIRC some in-game book in Skyrim mentioned that Draugrs maintain their barrows, like undead janitors. I don't remember how much the Dragon Priests paid them for it.
But that would only explain the lit torches and working traps, not the fresh food (I forgot if you could find any in these old ass caves or if it was all rotten by defaut).

How did you not figure out it's this OP is dumb

proof?

my eyes

tattoo

dropped

historically accurate

she looks like kiki

you just know her face would look lovely with a BBC on it

she's british so she pays for the licence

The way she massages the frenul.. I mean pommel of the sword makes me unreasonably aroused for some reason.

Break into old dungeon

No torches or other lighting

The door that loops back from the end of the tomb to the beginning is stuck

There is no food, but according to transcribed records from before the collapse there was never any food anyway

Despite the iconography there are no farming or smithing tools

Traps are all broken, apparently they lose half their potency every thousand years or something

But there are barrels filled with sacred grease preserving ancient progenitor-tech

Honestly if it wasn't for the moist nuggets preserved in cosmoline we wouldn't even go in there, but our village needs to survive somehow.

find ancient sword that's sharper and more durable than the sword you bought that was forged by a modern smith

not inconceivable, it wouldn't become dull by itself, also tech regression is real. Technology doesn't always become better sometimes it can regress as well.

Good morning sir please redeem the thread for she

explore dungeon/cave sealed for 10000 years ago

Tutankhamen's tomb

find ancient sword that's sharper and more durable than the sword you bought that was forged by a modern smith

Chinks literally did a revolution whit swords dug up from the first emperor's tomb

same with ancient armor, and it also fits you perfectly

Go to a museum

candles and torches are still lit

That's silly i suppose

traps still function

People can still get poisoned from chemical powders the builders spread all over the place, see Mayan tombs

fresh edible food

That's also silly, although honey can last centuries or more if properly sealed

fire arrows

Just coat them with pitch, lit and shoot

I love when the twenty thousand millennia mystery of the ancient king is just pressing the button at the bottom

Temple sealed 10000 years ago

Lights still on

Mechanisms, doors and fans still work

Torches lit, treasure chests brand new

Temple sealed 1000000 years ago

lights don't work

Doors are broken down, mechanisms don't work, all overgrown with vines, moss and nature

don't ask who planted new treasure chests all over the place

currency in ancient dungeon are minted up to date

Is she cupping the balls and massaging the tip?

They used Lost Technology.

nigga you blind

Morrowind was the only game I've seen where they actually give you an ancient currency. But it's just another item you have to sell.

i need realism in my fantasy games full of magic

no faggot, you need to take your meds

Why is Anon Babble so desperate for female attention?
I swear you people overvalue sex a lot.

keep seething dickcel

What's her name again?

Why are flat women so fucking SEXUAL
She is doing nothing sexual at all but her flat chest and handling of that phallic object in those gloves is erotic beyond belief.
The black culture of hoeing around and making onlyfans genuinely, unironically missed the mark of what is erotic. Its to being aroused what a script telling you how to feel is to good writing.

kek
russia really is an rpg

Go to ancient tomb not seen by humans for thousands of years
Open chest
Get 9mm ammo
All my enemies are dinosaurs or statues
Proof that the second amendment is divine right

I remember adding a currency mod in skyrim, with dwemmer and dragon cult coins, neat little addition

Why does every loli that Anon Babble lusts after end up aging horribly?

They get passed around by the producers and directors behind the scenes, you know how it goes in hollywood.