I’m not buying a scifi or fantasy game if it doesn’t have original humanoid or creature designs

I’m not buying a scifi or fantasy game if it doesn’t have original humanoid or creature designs.

alright

Quick, design an original alien species that's not just a humanoid with accessories, a combination or variation of existing earth animals, or something cliche like tentacle/slime monsters

I’m not playing a game if the female aliens or magical races arent hot.

Impossible unless you make something retardedly abstract.

Futanari horsecocks.

Many humanoid features didn't evolve the way they did by accident. Having two eyes gives you enhanced depth perception and greater filed of view. Plus, you have a spare in case one is damaged. Having more thou doesn't offer enough benefit to be worth it.

Then don't complain about unoriginal alien designs in media *bang* *bang *bang *bang* *bang* *bang* *click* *click *click*

Female aliens

Posts robot

You can tell this was made by someone that doesn't play video games.

"in video games"

1/3 of the examples in the picture are from movies

you had one fucking job

"He's mine!"

The cutest girl I've ever dated actually said that to another bitch in front of me once, and actually meant it. That's the hottest thing I've ever heard a girl say around me. Won't ever happen again probably.

Wow, she really love that mannequin.

Now consider one is a robot so it's 1/2 not an alien.
If you want to be really nitpicky, the drenai show up twice so it's only five example. In total. 2/5 aliens.

Who cares? You'll barely see them over the scorching Inferno of your heavy flamethrower anyway.
If you can recognize a xenos as a target, it looks good enough.

I'm not buying a sci fi game if it doesn't have one of these

All sentient aliens look like humans (preferably sexy ones). Parallel evolution, bitch.

Take the blue pill.

She the best in 1. They ruined her in the others.

Don't care
Didn't ask
Still romancing every blueberry in sight

Behold, the Riftborn
Okay sure, after they transform when entering the Endless universe they're in a humanoid shape, but their original form is entirely geometric

I liked the tattoos.
Looked her up and even in the comics it doesn't seem "that" strange of a skin color.
Maybe like close to Starfire or something. Though seems like it depends on the artist if its like full on "red" or more of a "tan" / orange look.
This shit worth reading or giving the movie a second chance years later?
I always liked the Arabian fantasy look, and its old enough to avoid all the idpol.

why would they be called racist for making her red? nobody calls marvel racist for making Gamora green

Native Americans were often called "red skinned"

People will post things like this and when you ask them what they'd prefer it's always the most abysmal dogshit.

It's not too complicated.
You're in a fantasy world and you see a hot chick that isn't like any normal woman.

Same reason they aren't called the Washington Redskins anymore. The few times John Carter comes across a liberal's desk they almost always whine about the white savior narrative of a redskinned race as insensitive to native americans.

If only more modders made mods like this instead of outright nude mods

I think the movie has aged pretty well. It was a bit of a disappointment at the time but compared to modern hollywood it's great and one of the last scifi blockbuster adventure movies that aren't capeshit. The books are fun too but not anything special.

Well maybe if I'm bored one day then. Not gonna make it a priority. Going to read Wheel of Time.

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midwit normalfags cannot empathise with something that looks too alien which is why all your "alien" women are just reskinned humans
normalfags look at something too alien and either see a pet or a monster depending on how threatening it looks

You forgot to mention the futa cock.

you can fuck morinth too

The funny thing about John Carterr though is that the white martians literally are depicted as germanic blonds often time.

Going to read Wheel of Time.

Good choice. Love that series even if rereads are a 3 month commitment.

I would probably be reading one of those in 2 weeks even in digital formats each. Those are some thickboy books.

You forgot to mention that it kills Shepard...

That wasn't the question

survive the suicide mission

kill yourself for blue alien strange

It's not something most would want to do.

Why do people not know the difference between Botox and lip filler?

Most people ain't gay.

OP is

face injections

lip injections

stop altering yourself to look younger you schizo

Neither am I, I just have a thing for girls with copious amounts of plastic surgery.

most people should have better taste than to fuck Asari in the first place when Garrus and Tali are right there

Is this the thread? I wish normalfags actually had taste so companies can stop having everything human looking to be """"""relatable"""""" for their goldfish brains.

why is a human robot there

Because our dear trans-coded OP knew xhe didn't have enough examples to actually make xheir "point"

Same reason why there's a fantasy race in there.

It's not like there's a shortage of examples either. Xe's just too lazy to even check TVTroons.

Play Star Control 2, then, faggot. Bet you won't.

You mean the game with literal blue-skinned chicks piloting giant dildos?

Yeah, that's the one. You afraid of sci-fi tropes mixed with originality, faggot?

My millennial brain can't comprehend what kind of game it is from this screenshot

My brain jumps to Master of Orion so probably 4X

Strange action RPG sort of thing. Very unique, look up a video.

look up a video.

No. I will download and play the game blind, however.

"hot babe" is the peak of character design philosophy

Reminder that she lays eggs big enough for a half-martian half-human infant to hatch out of

Lost colony of primitive Asari? Desperate for human cock you say?

more likely than you'd think!

tfw we will never get a ME game based on ancient Asari culture with lots of sex and romance options

why

That works too. Good news: It's free. Look for Ur-Quan Masters.

Sentient floating cubes, rhombus and crystals. They are grow very slowly and travel between the stars by slowly floating in the general direction.

These guys but sci-fi

the sex would only be with animals anon.

They don't even need to be ancient. The destruction of the relays and stranding of everyone perfectly sets up a scenario where the MC, a chad white male human vanguard who has the only ship capable of FTL, visits a planet where Asari have regressed due to a lack of visitors from the outside and who are desperate for non-Asari genes to mix with. Brb turning this entire an entire fanfic

Wouldn't it need to be ancient since asari live for centuries? If they were just stranded without tech it wouldnt quite have the ooga booga vibe

BLUE MOMMY MILKERS!!!

It was originally a nursery colony and a few dozen years have passed since the end of ME3 so only a handful of Asari are actually old enough to remember the before times.

Based

I volunteer to assuage the cock-starvation of those desperate Asari hags

They don't even need to be ancient. The destruction of the relays and stranding of everyone perfectly sets up a scenario where the MC, a chad white male human vanguard who has the only ship capable of FTL, visits a planet where Asari have regressed due to a lack of visitors from the outside and who are desperate for non-Asari genes to mix with. Brb turning this entire an entire fanfic

Yea I want something like that sounds incredible hot also it needs to be an adult game.

Would you fuck the ocean of Solaris? She is blue after all

I will download and play the game blind, however.

Star Control II is a game where you want to have as little knowledge going in as possible and figure things out mostly in-game. Use the star map that came with the game, though. It's not spoilers, I assure you.

Sure, I like big girls

an asari pleasure cruise ship crashes on an uninhabited jungle planet. It's minimally crewed to safe on cost (and most of the existing crew are service personel, bartenders, DJ's etc.). The passengers are mostly young and not the STEM types.
Naturally most tech that survived the crash is planned obsolescence anyway and fails pretty quickly.
Since it's post ME3 there's not anyone looking for them as the survivors of the reapers have more important things to think of.
Once actual FTL communication is restored and people start exploring the galaxy again the surviving asari are well and truly devolved.

Brb turning this entire an entire fanfic

based. I think post-postapoc on a galactic scale has real storytelling potential

A race of succubus aliens that eat human spirit which they themselves lack, they can take on any form as it appears to the eye, but they are
/incomprehensible/
in their true form as the niggerman-cat haver would put it

snke

Snoobies

Solaris

I love the book best quote ever

'I'm not thinking of a god whose imperfection arises out of the candor of his human creators, but one whose imperfection represents his essential characteristic: a god limited in his omniscience and power, fallible, incapable of foreseeing the consequences of his acts, and creating things that lead to horror.

oh right here the entire thing

'I'm not thinking of a god whose imperfection arises out of the candor of his human creators, but one whose imperfection represents his essential characteristic: a god limited in his omniscience and power, fallible, incapable of foreseeing the consequences of his acts, and creating things that lead to horror. He is a...sick god, whose ambitions exceed his powers and who does not realize it at first. A god who has created clocks, but not the time they measure. He has created systems or mechanisms that serves specific ends but have now overstepped and betrayed them. And he has created eternity, which was to have measured his power, and which measures his unending defeat.'

Clearly this just means that deep down on a genetic level humanity has an intrinsic need to fuck blue people. Now what could be explain this?

SEXOOO

I made a humanoid

Ashley BTFO

Sola was hotter

Chaddest post on Anon Babble right now, I'm actually kneeling

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

that thing doesnt even look like a woman

This is unironically the worst type of aline "life" form ever.

The Asari are so fucking boring, especially for a sexy alien lady race. They could've done more to make them actually interesting or sexier.
Quarians managed to be more interesting and sexier purely by incident.

shoulda given them 4 tits and 4 arms for the gang bang design an alien based on gangbang rape

Chat, post that image

She's cute and has strong material instincts.

looks like a nigger from the dinka tribe but they added 2 more arms on it and some tusks. It must be a hassle to eat being that thing.

he doesn't know

Take the blue pill. Do it.

I'm black pilled

maybe she was already pregnant with shepards child?

Where's Garfield?

asari are hot
quarians are hot

100% chance there's a cock off screen

Good thing they're alien and not "aline"

Brutal

they don't aline with what anon considers good alien design

reddit complaint

I love blue women

Why didn't you play their game?

Did they absolutely had to give it THAT texture?

I didn't know there was one

I did albeight. I even bought the DLC

Need an all ayy scale
What should the categories be?

Virtually Human
Humanoid
Similar to Earth creatures
Dissimilar from Earth creatures
Eldritch
Beyond Incomprehensible (larger universe sized aliens that control universes)

Was she in it?

Big crystals

Wow how original. It's not like our entire fucking universe is already made out of big gay crystals. Whats next? Beings made of 70% water? Oooo how creative

need

Hooves don't excuse them for walking bare foot you know

niggas be like "damn crystalline entity, you so fine with your radioactive death rays and your ravenous hunger for matter, leaving only dust in your gluttonous wake"

yeah, they track dirt everywhere
gotta gift those whores some nice socks for christmas

Female xenos were made to worship Human Cock.
If you don't like it you are gay.

no, and neither was best girl