Defend this tendies

Defend this tendies

you need to pay money in order to groom children

what does the button do

It's the same thing as sony and xbox have done for a long time. Charge for online. Why do you think voice chat would be free on console?

i forgot...what does the C stand for ?

It's a separate subscription though.

Tendies get mad when you talk about

Chat

it dougs

Cunny

...At least it's not an entire controller locked behind a limited-time service.

So it won't work with local wireless multiplayer?
So I can't use it with my brother while he's in his room?
Why not? The DS let you do exactly that.

Why would online chat work if you don't have online?

most anons can't afford 1.70 dollarinos a month

Can you teach me how to dougs?

shitty business practice is a recent development

not if you've been paying attention

Online used to be free on consoles.

I have this game and it's a cart not a download code

Okay...and? you could get both.

cunny omegle is back in full force

Let’s you say the C word

The button to turn your mic on and off on PS5 is also useless unless you bought a headset and Playstation Plus.

Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t Xbox Live the same? You can’t do anything online-related without paying for a subscription, right?

Why is Nintendo the only one getting grilled here?

I mean the manufactured scarcity you fucking hummingbird memory brainlets
fuck's sake the intelligence of this board is getting unbearable

Many paid services used to be free. But now everyone has to eat the cost because the online gaming sphere has been invaded by far too many third worlders clogging up the wires for companies to offer this shit as a complimentary bonus. It would only be worse if we allowed the freeloaders to run amok.

It's free with NSO. You already have NSO so it's free for you. Stop complaining.

pay 500$ for a console

90$ for a game

also have to pay: $15 a month to use YOUR CONTROLLER

it's free

you have to pay monthly for a service to use it

it's free

I don't think you know what free means pajeet.

the new SD cards are very expensive too

So why did you bring up that "mine was a cartridge and not a code"?

"this online feature does not work unless you have the online service"
I'm shocked, shocked I say!

You also need to have electricity to press this button. I just can't with nintendo.

the chastity button

Cunt Button

you can't use the online chat option for online games unless you pay the subscription that lets you play online games

uh

yeah?

Cuck

what the FUCK
preorder cancelled

You don't need electricity to press the button.
You can press the button all you like.

The console just won't turn on...But the button is pressable!

is it built in to the console and I can use my headphone mic for infinitely better sound quality or can you only speak through the console mic?

I don't want the button to begin with.

It blows something up in your brother's secret lab, Dee Dee.

kek

these buttons will not work unless you pay monthly subscription

Why are snoyggers so fucking disingenuous faggots?!

Worst gimmick yet. And so far behind everyone else it's honestly embarassing to make it the selling point of your console

My NSO sub runs till 2027, not my problem

I will NEVER buy a tv that has these buttons. I hate them so much.

Crackle is free

I can.
I don't fucking want to.
There's a big difference.

it's a literal discord button

people joked about Share button being the facebook button, when C button is literal discord button

I wonder how easy it'll be to crack this system because even if the games for it alright, everything else fucking sucks and I wouldn't want to get one if I can't dump some kind of CFW and emulate roms and play games for FREE.

CUM

It allows you to chat with other players. Yes, a basic function of multiplayer and they made it a subscription based service

Makes girls cum.

PChads win again

Wait a minute
I only play singleplayer games

It's not though

Why is there an Amazon button on a TV remote? Who the fuck goes shopping on their TV?

I'm like 97 percent certain that's not true

Doesn't include Galaxy 2

What the fuck?

Oh look, another

Macaco thread

just remap it after modding your switch which you will do if you are smart anyways

it isn't.

I will rebind it into the right stick click button. :)

dont even to mod it to remap it but you should anyway!

I have no friends so it doesn't matter

Nintendo doing something bad retroactively makes all past and future instances of it good!!!

Why are you """people""" like this? What causes this level of self-delusion?

Why would you pay a monthly subscription to use the menu or select the second HDMI? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

What are you mad about? You don't have any friends to begin with. Who the hell wants to talk to you?

You can use the controller on any switch game
But there's certain buttons like the select button that doesn't exist on the controller which is why they're saying it's not compatible with games outside of gamecube

niccers

Chicken dispenser

are you serious? Amazon has a streaming service, they've had it for years.

charge, you get charged 9.99 plus tax per button push.

It's for Prime Video, which is easily the worst streaming service. The selection is awful, the UI is unusable, half the shit on there costs extra, and they still have the gall to include results from other (free, ad based) streaming services.

Poorfag issue. I hope it makes a "chaching" sound every time.

They added a literal cuck button on the console if you don't pay up

Holy kek

he thinks the switch 2 will be modded anytime soon

lol lmao
there's not even non modchip exploits yet for the V2 and oled

Nintendo has worked so hard on this revolutionary tech...they should be charging $20 desu I feel bad for only paying $9.99 plus tax per push I hope Nintendo can make it.

You guys do realize you can do voice chat on PS or Xbox consoles without paying for an online subscription? Who cares

You can't afford $20 year?

This place was called NintendoGAF way back in 2011 and has probably had genuine shills for the brand since back then.

Then why they didn't include those Switch buttons is beyond me.

the selection is awful

it has House MD at least

Imma 3d print a rig and design a motor to press it hundreds of times a second to support Nintendo.

To have an authentic gamecube controller you retard
That's like saying why didn't they put two joysticks on the N64 classic controller to be compatible with all games

Because it's supposed to be a replica of a gamecube controller you stupid fucking nigger. Same reason they didn't add additional buttons to the nes, snes, and n64 controllers they made in conjunction with the switch online classics apps for those systems.

The milenial tendie faggot must now resort to projection

Classic

Does it have Teardrop?

Controllers should not have buttons that are not directly related to in-game functions.
Any stupid console bullshit can be opened using the Home menu button just like with Xbox 360 and that's all you need.

People use Controllers on phones and PC too. If the button serves no purpose on them. don't include it.

I'm a devout portable tendie and I have this stupid shit with a passion.
Not even because of the costs, I pay them for the cloud saves and the legal emulators anyway, but because I only play singleplayer games.

Good idea, we could get the whole of reddit to contribute. maybe then they would have a fighting chance to survive.

a monthly subscription to cunny

oh lawd

Nice of you to confirm that you have no friends. I accept your concession.

it lets you cancel Midna's evolution

Fuck that I'll desolder it!!!! Noooooo.....

no its the other opening but I could have swore when i binged it a couple episodes used teardrop

I'll upload the stl files to bambu studio online.

DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT

Okay? How is this worse than “Half the Game doesn’t work unless you pay a subscription.” ?

The share button on ps5 is limited to screenshots only without a mote expensive subscription

Because it was good until Nintendo did it.

Same for the screenshot button on switch 2, what is your point?

Instead of a ubisoft game it's a console.
and no matter what you use the controller for there's a useless button there that serves as a constant reminder of how out of touch Nintendo is and how they are not focused on actual video games.
not only does the button have no logical reason to exist, it's will only be used by a tiny fraction of players.

what else does it do with a sub

I haven't used voice chat with randoms in years

Most players are gonna buy the subscription for Mario Kart.

I thought screenshot button was annoying but now they have a chat button?
Subscription or not, a button dedicated to one-stupid console feature is always retarded.
They could've easily used that space to upgrade the shitty nipple-sized joystick.

Companies shouldn't charge for online gaming but that is a battle long lost.
At least tendies didn't cheer when Nintendo announced they were going to start charging, like snoys did at the PS4 reveal.

Nothing as far as I know, OP is talking about the C button, not the screenshot button. It's for an online chat.

you are a black man

nipple-sized joystick

Bro, you have breast cancer.

This vexes me.

Imagine making a button dedicated to chat when accessing chat could've been simple as pressing home, and then selecting chat.
I know it's one-step less from accessing the chat but it's not worth an entire button, if they really wanted quick-access, they could've just easily done that with button combinations like ZL+HOME.
Quick-access is the least of their problem anyways when you have to awkwardly type with joystick to chat when undocked. The ONLY TIME quick chat is viable is when you are playing undocked indoors like an idiot ipad kid.
You wouldn't be playing online with your friends outside, and indoors it's more comfortable to play it docked. Ridiculous push for a basic chat system that's incongruent with the hardware is mindbogglingly retarded.

How long you think the delay will be when u press the button and it finally loads the ad to the membership menu?

Literally

clicking it without subscription takes you to a page of Luigi saying "PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO NINTENDO ONLINE TO USE CHAT SYSTEM, 5 DOLLAR PER MONTH, 20 DOLLER FOR ANNUAL SUB WAHOO"

keeps accidentally pressing it with palm-side of thumb, or by mistaking the chat button for home button

accidentally presses it when mashing A in an action game

"THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION FOR NINTENDO ONLINE"

you have to pay to use product

This broke the negro mind

I genuinely never thought it would get worse than having to pay for a subscription to play xbox multiplayer games, yet here we are. I remember when microsoft tried to stealth push requiring xbox live gold to watch netflix back when netflix was veeeery new. It didn't slide. This one will unfortunately.

To have an authentic gamecube controller you retard

Then why does it lack analog triggers you fucking turbo nigger tendie shill?

It fails as an authentic gamecube controller
It fails as a switch controller

WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT

Shit, the shitty 3rd party aliexpress gamecube controller that I bought for my Wii a decade ago is more authentic than this fucking garbage

Everyone else

I don't know how to get the poos and chinks out of the chat

Nintendo

Hold my beer
They just keep innovating don't they?

as if the sub price won't be going up soon too

Trust me, you don't want to know. Some questions are best left unanswered.

I paid $450 for this button already. Why do I have to pay another $10 for it to actually do something? The button is a literal part of the console that I cannot opt out of. It's not a game or some kind of accessory that I can take out. This is a paywalled function of hardware that I already bought.

I swear you cucks will defend paying 25 cents every time you press the power button when that inevitably becomes a reality.

You pay for quality

The button is actually property of Nintendo if you read the eula. They have the right to keep the camera and microphone on to see if you are illegally pushing it.

You control the buttons that you press

It's a copyright button, when you see someone infringing copyright like covering Zelda songs or playing emulators, you press this to instantly notify Nintendo lawyers for them to take action

C button back then

makes you play the flute

C button a while ago

prevents you from taking showers

C button now

steals your money

why is this allowed?

But now everyone has to eat the cost

no the fuck they're not, it's just suites being greedy pieces of shits as usual

as in, another subscription service along with the already paid multiplayer subscription service?

Can I at least use online for free?

Yes, if you pay

daily reminder that mozilla leaks your IP to every website that you visit

2025

playing multiplayer games

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

kek

Oh trust me these retards will find a way to defend this dumb shit

The people that complain like you wont even use this chat function, use discord

the multi billion dollar corporation needs to raise prices because more people are buying its products

Corporate shills are a special kind of stupid

It's the only new feature of the switch 2 worth a damn. Oh, and you can use the shitty drift joycon 'as a mouse' as if anyone will be doing that.

That wasn't even me, I was just pointing out the obvious.

cunny

You know shit about business, let alone economy

you're 3% wrong KEKW

INSTANT switch from "it's free" to "what are you, poor???"

Embarrassing to look at, they aren't sending their best lmao

crackle doesn't work any more. nothing plays on the site and they filed for bankruptcy or something.

obviously to make people buy both the pro controller and the game cube one, pretty scummy

have to spend money to use online

I can't, modern consoles are retarded

He means that at least you don't have to pay extra for chat ON TOP of the NSO sub. I thought that actually was the case at first and mellowed out a little when I found out it wasn't.

the more you spend the more you... save?

Ahhhhh I have to by a separate peripheral to use the controller's built in audio functionality? That's Racist!

eobe

the function that only works during online multiplayer requires you to....have online multiplayer?

Say it ain't so!

You got raped n gaped btw macaco

must be why steam streaming is free

the funny thing is that nintendo cultists would actually pay for that

steam streaming

why the fuck is every retard focusing on that
steam multiplayer in general is free
period

and text and voice chat.

Steam streaming is free because why wouldn't it be, Valve has nothing to actually gain or lose after abandoning the Steam Link hardware (it's still supported as software apps and the legacy hardware itself still runs that app iirc)

It's the old terminal problem, computer terminals will NEVER replace local processing even for simple data-entry tasks, there is no scenario where centralized processing accessed by terminals makes more sense, is more useful, is more convenient, and allows for more tasks to be performed than localized processing in dedicated computers

Obviously companies are really really horny for game streaming to take off because all of them not-so-secretly dream of being the ones to make you eat ze bugs or whatever the Anon Babble meme is, but game streaming simply doesn't work on a large scale and it only barely works (kind of) on a small consumer-by-consumer scale with a processing unit sitting right next to you in your own home

This button will work when you pay monthly subscription

Nintendo Death Squad summon

AHAHAHAHA
fucking tendies gotta pay for the fucking c for cuck button

By Steam streaming I mean hosting a stream on Valve's servers like Twitch. Not Remote Play.

hosting a stream on Valve's servers like Twitch

wait is that how it works?

pay-to-use button

It must be C for Clown

It's a seldom used feature, but it's there. It's when you right click on a friend playing a game and select "Ask to watch" or whatever. It goes over Steam, as if it were Twitch.

Or "Broadcast" from the Settings window.

Its not monthly though

It opens an ad if you don't have a subscription.

Im just waiting for switch 2 to have single digit games that run at 120fps

Meanwhile snoy spams me with ads for their shitty sub just for booting up a game . Don't even need to press a button

I sure love skipping 2 PSN+ ads every time I try to play MH wilds

Sorry I can't

retard

Stop spreading misinformation chud
youtu.be/SO3DpLfuTso?feature=shared

The Switch 2 GameCube controller will only work with games in the upcoming console’s GameCube library for the Switch Online service. Video Games Chronicle spotted this piece of information in the fine print of the UK version of an advertisement for the controller

Fucking lmao

Nope. That button is for chat.
You need a subscription for the chat.
Just because the console launches with a couple months free doesn't mean the button doesn't need a subscription to function.

Sony and Xbox don't paywall voice chat behind their subscriptions

No, Xbox Live is totally free. You can use all online functions like chat and voice chat for free. All Xbox Live gives you access to is game multiplayer and Xbox Game Pass.

Nintendo just said fuck it let's get as greedy as possible with this console huh

Voice chat has always been free on console.
Literally nobody has ever charged for voice chat on console except for nintendo.

They forward you to your ISP and you beg them for the privilege of using your own internet, this is then outsourced back to Nintendo

Play other stuff instead of your overpriced fisher price tablet anon

it said the same shit on the fucking n64 controller and it works with any fucking game KILL YOURSELF NOW

anti tendies mad because non-NSO users can't use the C button

You guys are running out of things to complain about, huh?

This upgrade is worth the $200 jump in price, according to fanboys.

Lies they added in the switch buttons on the top and even added a zl button, but its hilariously tiny

It's included with the basic NSO subscription. But they're giving the chat feature a free trial to everyone until next year.

Locking orders of these controllers behind subs was the best decision Nintendo's made in years. Fuck scalpers.

Controller has a button that I will never use

Subscription-based buttons

How did Nintendo create such a fanatical cult?

yeah the trackpad
share is just Select

1: Fuck you I use that button all the time, as do most people, that's the screenshot button you fucking moron.
2: Switch has that button too.

ps5 lets you screenshot ricky bobby? based

Every console made in the last decade has a screenshot functionality you god damn moron.

they HAD to add the zl button because that's how saving/rewinding works
there is still no select button anywhere on the controller

Sure, the poor little billion dollar megacorporations struggle with their services so much that they are forced to monetize it, they have absolutely no choice... They are not out to maximize profits, they just do what they must to stay afloat because their mission is to make amazing games for you

I'm joking with you anon, don't get heated lol

Needing NSO to buy classic controllers has been a thing since the NSO NES controller. And no, your online subscription running out doesn't brick them.

Joycons use bluetooth if you really want to use the c button you can connect it to a computer and then map the button to whatever you want.

DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKY BOBBY

Kind of like how you can't talk to people without paying for PS plus or Xbox live?

holy shit he got dubs

wasted

Charges your credit card for every press.

lmao

Sorry I can't relate, I'm on PC, bitch

quints of truth

groom children

Hasn't this been a thing since like forever?

Pokemon Black & White keeps pestering me about turning on GTS even though the online service has been discontinued years ago

according to ironmouse its the caca button

Holy shit

literally brings up a mock discord thats literally worse than discord in every way

Except you can. You don't need to spend on ps+ or Xbox live to voice chat with people even if you're playing different games

The selection is awful,

It's actually got quite a lot of shit, certainly more than Shitflix. That said

the UI is unusable, half the shit on there costs extra, and they still have the gall to include results from other (free, ad based) streaming services.

Yeah this is bullshit. It's fucking annoying how they just group everything that's free/ad-supported. free to stream with Prime, and shit you have to pay a fee to "rent or own" all together.

it's too late to correct the quints.

literal © button for tendie paypigs

can't make this shit up

witnessed

Y-YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRESS IT!!!

Blessed /thread

lmao imagine the next switch controller and its got every single fucking one of these buttons on it.

uh just dont click them

lol

friend put me on his family plan for free

Not my problem lmao

POSTING IN AN EPIC THREAD

this also will not work unless you pay a monthly subscription

That's false. You can still use your internet to download digital games and updates without nso.

do you think internet is free, anon?

yes

Defend this snows

They're not fucking analog triggers you retard

*fucking hell, snoys

do you plug your ethernet cable into public routers?
also those places pay for the internet, even if they let other people use them. the subscription gets paid.

my what cable?

overpriced fisher price tablet

You sound hurt.

UOOOHHH

CIGGERS

sorry esl, your internet cable

my what cable?

Why are people acting as if they forced to pay additional fees to use the gamechat when it is already included with any tier of NSO?

I mean, if you play paid online multiplayer slop games, you already pay for the NSO, Why do you want to use gamechat if you dont play multiplayer slop or even dont have friends?

What's with retards on Anon Babble and their idea that if you can afford to spend money on something you absolutely have to, and if you don't buy it it's because you must be poor?

That's not exclusive to just Anon Babble though

Is it an overall american thing there? People in most other countries generally aren't this obsessed with appearing wealthy to strangers

do you plug your ethernet cable into public routers?

I doubt that was ever a common practice

who the fuck pays for Nintendo online by the month?

Nintendo executives could film themselves throwing puppies in a river, PEOPLE WILL STILL GIVE NINTENDO MONEY. Learn to pick your fights, Nintendo is never going to fall.

Buying a nintendo phone in the first place

This board belongs to the brownskins bing boing wahoo!

*BOOM* *BOOM* *CRASH* Show me your Nintendo Switch Online membership now, chud!

Don't care, still buying it

How long until this becomes an issue and they have to make the button completely useless for everyone?

Approximately five hours.

you can still use the gts in the ds pokemon games at least

Pretty sure that's the first thing they'll try

Been debunked, you can remap it

Debunked where? Remap to what?

Ok, where is the embeded cp?