Disabled fat woman as an officer

disabled fat woman as an officer

Why was Return to Castle Wolfenstein so woke?

She gets skeletonized into a fine bloody mist.
Girlboss moment?

Fat nazi woman is a trope
I guess it originates from the way female officers looked in camps

you can never play as the good guys

You already play as BJ though?

why was real life so woke

BJ is an amerimutt, not a heroic soldier of the red army so no, you can't play as the good guys

fat

Do you not know the stocky muscular German woman trope?

hilarious

his name is blaskowicz its good enough

ywn

...would

anon no....

is the fat bitch in Wokenstein a reference to her

female officers

you kill her in a gruesome way so its not woke, its based

Helga von Bülow is peak woman. If you don't get a boner from her you might be gay anon.

Yes.
Look up Nazi Birthing Camps For Foreign Workers.

wolfen(((stein)))

defending white slaughter

you are the real jew tool

*yawn*

Is that what girls do when they see your small white penis?

Can I still jerk off to rip van winkle? :[

>disabled

No?

germs started the war, all they need to do is to keep the deal they signed in Munich and not invade Poland
and UK was forced to back off after the war by their greatest ally USA
Churchill was ready to rearm germs to throw them against Soviets, not mention his plans to land in Balkans to cut off Soviet advancing from west

Damn I love fat german whores

germs started the war

Britain declared war on Germany :)

UK was forced to back off after the war by their greatest ally USA

But, they wanted to prevent strong powers from controlling their affairs? Like the entire reason they even gave a shit about Germany in the first place was because of their potential as a great power.
So you're saying that they had to give in regardless? Curious. Seems like their resistance to Germany was entirely pointless.

Churchill

Was a bought and paid for puppet who, when given the opportunity to present his own..."ideas" was retarded, yes.

Britain declared war on Germany :)

Invading a sovereign nation is a de jure declaration of war lil naz-i

Final boss is surrounded by multiple cyber nazis and other nasty enemies

he turns them into generic skeleton soldiers in a puff of smoke

WHAT WAS HE THINKING

boring shitty gaym

also woke

colour me surprised

germs invaded Poland without war declaration
such a nigger behavior can be only expected from a germ

Seems like their resistance to Germany was entirely pointless

only if you are brainlet, soviets didn't achieved hegemony on the continent and neither do germs
also USSR crumbled 45 years later without war so whole germs sperging up was pointless endeavor that only get Europe ruined and decimated
Chamberlain was one who declared war and he was pro German as much as you can make bong one

2/10
you tried

If you can't join the NS in a game that features them, it's an automatic 0/10.

its not a war if you just invade without declaration

are you blind or retarded anon?

that moment when britain declares war on you totes out of the blue so now you just HAVE to invade neutral denmark and neutral norway and neutral belgium and neutral holland and neutral luxembourg and neutral yugoslavia and neutral greece

unlike (You), a 0/10

You're right, I forgot how Germany invaded Britain immediately after declaring war on Pola- wait a minute, that didn't happen!

germs invaded Poland without war declaration

So?

soviets didn't achieved hegemony on the continent and neither do germs

You're right, they just had to deal with the superpower that now controlled half of Europ- oh wait, they didn't, their empire collapsed and so the Americans took over.

also USSR crumbled 45 years later without war

As a direct result of the US engaging in an military dickwaving contest, literally outspending them so they would be "forced" to retaliate.
The only reason Stalin didn't plugwalk right into the rest of Europe was, again, the Americans backing up the absolutely pathetic British and Europeans et al.

Chamberlain was one who declared war and he was pro German as much as you can make bong one

Chamberlain was buying as much time to rearm as humanly possible. Are you actually stupid enough to trust anything a bong politician says?

you just HAVE to invade neutral denmark and neutral norway

To prevent their strategic trade with Sweden being cut off. Curious how you left out that the British were planning on invading Norway to cutoff the aforementioned as well, fyi.

neutral belgium and neutral holland and neutral luxembourg

The best way through the maginot line is around it. Supplying the front through only the Belgium Ardennes was also a no go, hence Holland. It also made excellent bait for the allies to overextend up into Holland.

neutral yugoslavia and neutral greece

Literally the Shitalians fault in both cases.
Also, Yugoslavia joined the Axis, and then the government was couped and forced into the Allies.

She's blind in one eye

americlap who has never been within 500 miles of the places where these things happened

instantly seethes at the *fact* that they did happen

Laffin

Britain declared war on Germany :)

Germany invaded another country despite literally having signed a treaty stating that they wouldn't. No amount of cope will stop Germany being the aggressor.

BJ is a Jew. Wolfenstein is a jewish power fantasy.

americlap

lol

*fact*

*"fact"*

they did happen

Howling

Head over there Ramesh, see for yourself :^)

Dresden wasn't bombed hard enough tbhqwyh

german women look like that though

when are you going to stop complaining about it you saggy titted man bitch?

Maybe the problem is your just not bitching LOUD enough, maybe you just need to be more OBNOXIOUS and then for sure people will listen to you!

Why don't you use your fucking tears for lube and you scratch out a dry heave from your shriveled cock you limp dicked nonse of a spoiled pudding

The massacres are well documented to the point that some of them even resulted in convictions and executions, particularly of officers, within the Nazi regime itself.
So if the Nazis themselves said it happened and punished the perpetrators themselves, why would you deny it now?

I thought it was more like...Rosa Klebb-types.

At least that's what Frau Engel was.

Only in the Bethesda new games, they retconned him Jewish

Zoomer Historian has an unironic audience?

He gives me the ick

We know tranny-kun, we know. You still haven't even attempted a single actual complaint about his content, and that's why you lose.

All dressed up in my favourite redpilling outfit :3

Based

"redpilled" socialist

saving this on your hard drive even as a joke or a gotcha

Yes, Hitler denounced the declaration he was breaking. The declaration which was put in place in 1934 and was to last until 1944. This makes Germany the aggressor.

Its actually from my fapfolder. I love dominating weak men (extremists)

the German government on 28 April 1939 expressed the view that the denunciation had been justified by the signing of the Anglo-Polish alliance.

I'm not clinically retarded, check out this other clinical retard as proof that I'm not clinically retarded

We used to lobotomize the likes of you

literal kosher propaganda

why woke

kek

we weren't the aggressor because we say our aggression was justified

That's already hilarious, but originally you stated that they didn't break an agreement, which is just objectively not true. Unless you've got something else, I'll accept your concession.

oy vey why don't you believe that the same people who fished out some granny's skeleton and tried to dupe everyone into thinking it's Hitler would lie!?!

Damn bruh asian women are fuckin UGLY

I'm pretty sure they didn't look like that but if you have photos of the contrary I would be very, very interested.

video games?

i made a funny joke thread because i was playing rtcw, then two autists started shitflinging

sorry lol

anon YES

Zoomer Historian

Never heard of this faggot before, this is clearly shills astro-turfing some manufactured e-celeb to counter the "far right"
If your WW2 video is allowed on youtube it's fiction

Skeletons would be unbalanced

have you ever looked at the face of the "master race" generals outside their propaganda? please do it if not

Remember kids, it's not woke if it's:
1) Funny
2) Sexy

She was kino
Modern writers WISH they could come up with villains as kino as RtCW nazis

Real as fuck, been fed to much slop.
(they still believe in white death propaganda)

Yeah she is pretty good lol

Who wins between leather clad rtcw babes and bloodrayne butcheress

Honestly that could be said for any side. For every Himmler you can find a Beria, for every Reinhard you can find a Konev

People going through old games with a comb just to see if there's something that can be considered as "woke"

I hate this

expect a thinly veiled she-wolf of the SS fap thread

get muh war big brain shit flinging

ZH singlehandedly exposing every lowlife subversive progressive on this board is quite based. Now if only these specimens would hurry up and rope already, it would sure be nice. Or at least hey could fuck off to

If you want a Wolfenstein thread you sould post something gameplay related, and preferably of the older ones.
In that case you won't get shitflinging because it will die fore the tenth post.

She doesn't look bad, and a little diet could make her sexy.

In that case you won't get shitflinging because it will die fore the tenth post.

I fucking hate this place, man.

Wolfenstein is so unpopular on Anon Babble despite what their shills say that they must start a thread with bait to at least keep some discussion going before the threads die in less that 100 posts.

based
Soviet CHADS keep winning

'watch this youtube video' is not an argument

Poopland deserved Katyn and the invasion from USSR and Third Reich because were fascist assholes trying to play an empire and steal lands from their neighbours.

*clack clack clack clack clack clack clack*

literally no good nazi babes nsfw anywhere

wtf i thought chuds were great artists and inventors of based things? where is it?

nazisploitation was 50 years ago

South American brown thread

weeb nazi

with programmer socks

why is the chud -> troon pipeline so high?

While they were not very numerous compared to men, there was some women officers in the SS, notably the SS-Gefolge unit which was only composed of women (their rank being named SS-Helferinnen) who were guards, supervisors and nurse in concentration camps, some even got executed for war crimes, like Irma Grese, also called the "Hyena of Auschwitz" and the "Beast of Belsen" due to all the atrocities she did.
Their ranks were considered below male officers, but they still had a considerable amount of powers in the camps.
The other woman soldiers were in the regular german army, the Wehrmachthelferin, though they were not in the front line, instead handling administrative task as Auxiliaries, communication, health and even anti aircraft defense (though that one was much less common).

But to cut short this little history lesson and to answer more simply, while they were not numerous, they did exist. The nazis were not a "man-only" movement, though they avoided having them in the front line.

they avoided having them in the front line.

Considering the soviets, that is wise.

some even got executed for war crimes, like Irma Grese, also called the "Hyena of Auschwitz" and the "Beast of Belsen"

If the ones judging them weren't the Germans themselves, I call bullshit. Nuremberg stories are worse than Chris-Chan fanfics.

dont ask questions

Irma Grese was very notable on being a monster, completely unapologetic of her actions, and there was numerous testimonies against her, as an example

Gisella Perl talking about her : "She was one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Her body was perfect in every line, her face clear and angelic and her blue eyes the gayest, the most innocent eyes one can imagine. And yet, Irma Greze was the most depraved, cruel, imaginative sexual pervert I ever came across."

Grese committed the majority of her violent acts while in command of "Camp C", where she wielded a rubber truncheon, pistol, and whip. Survivor Abraham Glinowieski stated in his testimony that Grese sent both sick and healthy Hungarian Jews to the gas chambers during selection. Survivor Edith Trieger also claimed Grese punched and kicked prisoners who attempted to flee the selection parades.Grese frequently ordered prisoners to "make sport", which referred to strenuous punitive exercises

Grese's sexual interactions with imprisoned Jewish women were sadistic in nature, but they were frequent, according to a prisoner who had been appointed as her maid. Survivor Lengyel stated in her memoir that Grese had "favorite" prisoners who she would treat as slaves for a period of time until she became bored, at which point she would send the women to the gas chambers. Survivor Gisella Perl, who worked as a doctor at Birkenau, wrote in her own memoir that Grese experienced orgasmic pleasure while watching her operate on young women's breasts that had been cut open by Grese's whip and infected with lice or dirt, using only a knife and no anesthesia. Perl also stated that Grese would kick the young woman being operated on if her screams interfered with her arousal

Grese was found guilty of both war crime charges on the fifty-fourth day of the Belsen trial. When it was declared that she would be hanged, she "showed total indifference".

And she was only 22 when she died

Prophetic

It's called 'comic relief". Back in the good days we could use fats, faggots and trannies as the butt of the joke, which is what all those freaks are good for.

well. its one way to start a rtcw thread

yeah i made a joke but forgot this place is a cesspit, maybe next rtcw thread will be better

jokes

not post ironic inside-jokes turned meme

cringe, locked, s0i, let me guess keanu wholesome
le
le
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chungus

troon pipeline

weeb

Tourists…

Yes, most troons (guys in wigs) are nerdy faggots (like vidya and anime).

I wonder when Wofenstein 3 is going to be made, now that Indiana Jones is done.
1 and 2 did fairly well, youngblood was a bomb though (shame, it actually had an interesting concept on paper and some very good design)

Indiana Jones is done.

Genuinely why the fuck would anyone play that? Playing the bad guy sucks, and it's a boomer fantasy and headspace, zoomers don't care for indiana jewnes, boomers don't play, maybe millenials but I don't know how many play games.

now that's a big one

Huh? the game is very well in reviews, both players and pro reviewers, with very good sales too
Why would Indie even be a bad guy?

Wolf 2 flopped and Wokendiana JOOS flopped too

based red retard

Why would Indie even be a bad guy?

I love how there could be two explanations for that from the opposite sides of the political spectrum:
a) He opposes the Nazis, who are The Good Guys.
b) He is an imperialist thief stealing indigenous people's artifacts.

turd world western europeans still seething at slavchads not having to bend the knee to muslimniggers or shitskins

lmao

I'm tired of people acting like everything is a left vs right issue when the same people are behind both sides and they're being intentionally divisive to stop people from paying attention to the other shit they do and stopping them.

Yes.
Commies are called Reds because they are (based and) Redpilled, didnt y'know?

Fucking love Return to Castle Wolfenstein. Wish talking about it was less of a fucking pain in the ass post Machine Games' games though on Anon Babble though. Anyone tried the RealReturn Castle Wolfenstein mod?

well yea he posts on Anon Babble

RealRTCW is kino and the definitive way to play the game imho
New Order is kino too though.

were nazis architects?

deranged /pol thread still up

I have some very real criticisms about New Order and Old Blood but I still liked them.
Jewish superscience plotline utterly borked it in the end like I thought it would though, wish I wasn't right there.

I've never been so demoralized about the state of the Internet and the subhumans that inhabit it now. This thread might be the one that just makes me say, "Fuck it." and take an actual long break instead of just hatelurking 99% of the time and getting more depressed.

But yes, RealRTCW is great and my favorite way to replay it.

i thought the jewish super science was funny because it unironically made the nazis a bit more ''justified'' in their ramblings about the sekrit super jews cabal

You know when you phrase it like that it does sound funny in a weird cosmic sort of way.

there was also a meltdown over it down on reddit because it made the joos not so ''innocent'' from their point of view and so the devs were accused of being racist and chud

yeah sorry my thread attracted retards lol
im playing through it again after years, downloaded a simple patch for native widescreen and that's it

I don't get that angle. The Jews explicitly didn't use any of their super science to get advantage over the lesser races. They were justified in keeping it to themselves.