Throwing 5 gallons worth of popcorn in the theater, bringing in a live chicken…

Throwing 5 gallons worth of popcorn in the theater, bringing in a live chicken…

What the fuck is wrong with you zoomers, don’t you know people have to clean that shit up.

clean it up, janneh

Anon Babble hates fun

what a surprise.

I went to go see this a day early and am so glad none of this shit happened.

if they were black you wouldn't be defending them

Influencer culture has poisoned zoomers into thinking active like a massive faggot in public and making people’s lives harder is cool.

Time to clean it up, janny

i don't get it

they didn't even sacrifice it

Smartphones and ipads should have the same age restrictions as driving

Vandalism isn't fun, fucking niggerbrained zoomer. You are human trash

lol a chicken in a theater is funny af

blacks can’t afford movie tickets

caring about race is a leftist ideal

You're talking about people who think listening to videos on their phones without headphones in a public place is okay
Or people who destroy shit because someone made a video on tiktok doing it

Based frogzoomer

it's not vandalism
clean it up, janny.

KEK
clean it up janny boy!!!

Has anyone seen the webm anywhere?

And if they were you would be.

I saw it a day early, but I went back on the 4th, so I could witness audience reactions.
I was not disappointed.

I love how the Zombie looks like a generic baby Frankenstein in the movie specifically, but in the actual Minecraft game it looks like an edit of the Steve model

i think a court would disagree.

But wagies have to clean it all up. Isn't that just based and kekked my fellow neet bros?

Zoomers are just honorary blacks since they were forced to grow in the same environment

no court is going to convict someone of anything for throwing popcorn you absolute retard

I would rather just not learn about shit like this. If somebody did this irl I'd throw hands.

How the fuck did they sneak a chicken in?

Mario Lost

people bring guns into theaters
nobody cares

I thought zoomers had lost interest in Minecrap and have all migrated to Fortnite, even my nephew only plays Pokemon and sports games on his Switch.

he never took his cock to the theater

Fuck off tranny

Sad but true.

kekked and redpilled my based pede bro. shadilay!

jannies mad

If you bring a chicken to the theatre and behead it when jack black yells chicken jockey you are fucking based. God tier meme

white people are unfunny...

these individuals are likely also the ones who will tell you how much better everything would be if the US was a homogenous culture like japan but then refuse to do any of the civil responsibilities that are expected by everyone in such cultures because "it's their job to clean up after me"

Minecraft is still popular, but the whole thing is fuelled by TikTok irony. It doesn't matter what movie they're seeing, just as long as it's a TikTok trend.

Millennials did it better
Boomers aren't even trying

those thoughts aren't contradictory so it's not the "gotcha" you think it is

Go to the bathroom at the mall

Zoomer literally standing next to a urinal listening to a video on full blast

It was one of the strangest things I've ever seen, I sat nearby waiting for mom and he didn't leave for like 5 minutes, then sat close to me and listened to more shit for like 20 minutes before leaving.

he thinks they're doing it for fun and not for social media clout

Meanwhile you can straight up see in the video that they are, in fact, black

both

Remember to filter the word zoomer

I don't hate fun I hate subhumans doing stupid shit for shit and media recognition. All of them should go extinct like their neanderthal ancestors.

sucks being old huh?

I'm 25

zoomers

implying zoomers are doing this and not basedlennial manchildren who quote memes and scream in theaters while gen a children cry that they cant hear anything and try to shut up the basedlennials that cant stop screaming about memes

The Minecraft movie is the perfect representation of the dystopian hellhole we are living in right now.

a third of your life is over

Zoomers are almost 30. Those are zoomers anon.

say his name

people who think listening to videos on their phones without headphones in a public place is okay

Everyone do that
I've seen plenty of millenials and boomers doing exactly the same
I fucking hate it
Buy yourself headphones, fucking retards

Why can't we have a civilized society? You should be ashamed of behaving this way and causing trouble for others.

because of nig-

The people in these videos are always white.
This "not my problem, clean it up" selfish attitude is detrimental to a functional society.

t. the wagie who cleaned it up afterwards

Millennials are in their 30's now. I'm mid-millennial and I'm 35.
The people doing this are early 20's or younger. That's the zoomers.

yep. they worship nog music and culture and low IQ black dominated sports like basketball and football, and most of them wish they were black. it's an embarrassing generation to be sure

It’s called marketing

kids are allowed to do things in public like walk alone or go buy things from stores because they have a much more strict sense of social behavior

meanwhile student violence to teachers are on the rise because sending a student to the principal's office for playing with a fire extinguisher will get the parents angry at you and tell you their precious angel would never do that

My friend brought his school teacher wife from Japan over. She said the US education system is so fucked that they want to move back to Japan for her sanity after she finishes her degree.

If you want a clean, comfortable place you need to contribute into making it.
Go pick up at least one piece of garbage a day. Doesn't have to be nasty body waste like a dirty napkin or food trash, just a wrapper, a bottle, a plastic bag. Look outside, I know you can see some form of litter. If we all pitch in and pick up one piece of garbage off the atreet a day the world would be cleaner. Please, let's all work together and do our part!

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HOLY CINEMA

Boomers modified T-fords, did drugs, formed gangs to do vandalism for fun while trashing B-movie theaters

Gen X do literally the exact same thing that zoomers are doing with the Minecraft movie, except it was a massively popular homoerotic musical

Millennials kill white castle, olive garden and hooters, while hooting and hollering at The Room in movie theaters, set theaters on fire

No, it's the zoomers that are wrong...

do everything you can do to save environment

china will always set you back,exploit your kindness and sabotage your efforts every step of the way

You can't work together if everyone is not actually working together.

Zoomers need to be eradicated.

The best basketball player of all time was white.

it's not just popcorn throwing, you shitmutt.

Half if they did any cool shit like hard drugs or alcoholism.

Bill russell bro?

Sounds like BETA male KEK behavior.
Andrew Tate wouldn't pick up anyone's trash, he's a red-blooded all American man and votes for Trump.

That defeatest attitude that stops you from helping the impact of others who damage is part ofnthe equasion why things are this bad.
A (the shit people do that ruins the world)- B (the shit people do to help repair and clean)= C (the state we are in). Id love for A to be 0, but it isnt, so ontop of minimizing A, maximizing B will also contribute to a smaller C.

You think all the plastic bags and bottles are blowing across the pacific from China?
Fucking retards.

The best two right now in the entire league are white

Anon Babble has always been filled with corporate shills

wasting food

Why are they all white?

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

clean it up wagie

tiktok was a mistake

Since when have you cared?
Right now because it serves your ego?
Why has your response to

"We make enough food for the world, it is just distributed unevenly and wasted because dollar demands it so"

always been "fuck off"?

Would've you taken all that popcorn and shipped it all to Africa or something?

It's like a clown car.

They're very late gen z in any case, most of them don't surpass 14.

Anon Babble is mad they missed out. Being a hooligan can be fun sometimes.

And?

Does anyone have that video of the whie kid mindlessly picking up trash and a pack of niggers take turns taking it out of the trash can and throwing it back to the floor for him to pick up? That was funny.

zoomers are more based than Anon Babble

based alphies dabbing on open world fags

Do we need to hop in a time machine and go see the behavior of 90s kids at screenings of the Pokemon Movie?

You are a nerd who has never lived Anon Babble. Of course you don't get it, and you never will. Go be silent and alone in your room.

Gen alpha aren't brainwashed by open world slop

Holy based.

Nah you can just type filthy frank, how to basic or just generic vine compilation if you want to see millennials acting like retarded animals.

So this is the Pickle Rick of the ‘20s

Based
More like Redbed, because the game puts you to sleep

jannies when they have to do their jobs

CLEAN IT UP FAGGOT
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I was never into Minecraft, why are people freaking out over that scene so much?

The food could have gone to people who need it instead of being used by a company that will go bad or being discsrded on the floor. I always have cared, you were just mever around to hear me. Shame this has to be so uncommon for you that you find that observation offensive.

I’m a dumb clueless out of touch boomer

spoonfeed me

No.

We don't have a functional society to begin with
We had one, the greatest generation came off WW2 with a plan to build a better society and followed through.
Then their spoiled brat boomer kids dismantled it for a quick buck and a toot of blow while ignoring the looming existential weather crisis because they expect to die before it gets bad.

white people are the niggers of races

Decades of franchise build up for that specific moment.

It's hilarious how you kids are broadcasting how underage you are every time you pretend Rocky Horror showings are normal daytime occurrences.

Obviously people are overacting because this has become a meme at this point. But how did it start? Why does the chicken jockey in particular warrant this reaction?

It’s hilarious how mad you are

SPOONFEED ME!!!!

Shut up boomer.

I'm surprised theaters are trying to ban it
I'd charge triple the ticket price

If you need to ask, you aren't cool anymore. You just aren't with it anymore.

This has been the biggest and most successful PR I've ever seen in hollywood movie
at first the initial reception towards the movie was heavily criticized cuz of using adult nepo babies to take children's role in children's movies
at first the initial reception towards the movie was heavily criticized cuz of using adult nepo babies to take children's role in children's movies

Your script broke, botbro

Its literally a line from the trailer, this is how people know to quote it

these are literally the only games they play lmao.
These kids are just lying to act cool with that zoomie hooter.

I’ve never been with it though

KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE

lmao sorry. Actually I wrote this in my notepad and copy pasted it here cuz my browser is too slow rn (downloading something big).

Red Dead 2 is peak millenial dadgamer core.
Same shit as nu-GoW, TLoU, Spider-man, etc etc. I have more respect for Fortnite and Roblox than any of that shit.

niggers are the niggers of niggers

zoomers and alpha gen definitely not play nu-gow and spiderman. I guess you've never met them irl. Kids talk about it.

the only people mad at this are the true losers that never did anything as a child or teenager besides play video games because their abusive alcoholic parents wouldn’t let them leave the house besides to go to school.

Even Jack Black?

Remove one screening per day, spread that time between the other screenings for cleanup, hire an extra temp, triple the ticket price, triple the popcorn and drinks price.
People pay $120 per person to do a flipout. Movie theaters saved.

brings a chicken

you'll never be as cool as that guy
that dude went out and found a fucking chickin just to make his friends laugh

he doesn’t have a pet chicken

ngmi

dumbass boomer can’t greentext properly

you know what JANNIES shall do???

The only people upset about people tossing popcorn in the theater are theater workers. Just take the month off theater dweebs

not having a pet chicken

they're cheaper than cats. there is zero excuse for you to not have a chicken.

It’s just ironic irl shitposting. The movie is chock full of slop where jack black just obnoxiously yells the names of things from Minecraft. A compilation video of these lines went viral because it’s so stupid. Zoomers are giving the writers exactly what they wanted, brain dead retards laughing at the “jokes” it’s like an irony poisoned version of kill them with kindness

Good news - the joke is already dead.
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Jesus I would be sure some dog or pajeet shit that...

They get sick super easy and if they smell blood they will kill whatever bled that blood.

I'm upset because of the blatant RACISM and HYPOCRISY that is to forgive these zoomers for having fun and then call black people the N-Word for doing the exact same thing on other occasions.
either both are bad, or neither is bad.

I don't click twitter links.

shoot up a theater during tdkr

the average Anon Babble user

That’s metal as fuck. Chickens are cool.

They get sick super easy

and its dirt cheap to remedy most illnesses they get.

if they smell blood they will kill whatever bled that blood.

You're talking about a chicken bro it's not gonna do shit just pick it up till it calms down.

don't you know people have to clean that shit up

Literally who gives a fuck?
Oh no some underpaid janny has to do their job!!!
Fuck off retard, I'm Nordic and white btw so don't even start with that shit

Stay upset then.
And get to work, you got popcorn to sweep up.

t.janny

CLEAN IT UP FAGGOT.

Don't bring Neanderthals into this, they've suffered enough

Redpill me on chicken keeping.

Stay upset then.

And get to work, you got popcorn to sweep up.

It ain't us sweeping the mall, mayo
it's u and spics

what happens when you normalize not hitting kids

Free* eggs.

*Minus the upkeep costs.

only live 5-10 years

I'm sorry bros but I can't handle that

to be fair theaters fucking suck and turning them into scream-arenas for people to throw food at the screens seems like the better path forward.

uh oh! janny's gonna freak!

you can get a new one for 5$

You'll have to eat it too...

NOOOOO I PAID GOOD MONEY TO SEE THIS GOYSLOP
STOP HAVING FUN!!!!!!!!!!

It worked for music venues too.

he gets angry when people return the shopping cart

It's American culture. People with money give more money ironically to corpos. Then laughs at working class people(or subhumans as American calls poor people) and makes them clean uo the mess.
I was bit confused and shocked about it first but when I talked to few Americans I know, age ranging from 21-45, and brought up the food throwing, giving money to corpos, and making life harder for working class, they thought I was strange. One asked if I was communist or something. That last point especially got me fucking confused but the only American who thought that making a mess and treating working class like shit was wrong was a leftist. Well American leftist which is basically just democrat but most basic wellfare etc. on top.

American culture is simply different from cultures of civilized world. I try to understand it but it's quite hard sometimes. The corporation and billionare worship is the strangest part for me.

I'm glad we're adopting the superior Bharat mindset. Just as the Hindu CHADS relieve themselves in the street and force the untouchables to clean it up for them, so do the American zoomers and their wagie class. Americans shall finally understand the Aryan mindset of not lowering yourself to hold back your desires that the Brahmins were enlightened to centuries ago!

based capitalist

That's not fun, that's retarded. Acting like a retard in public isn't fun.

not reading all that
happy for you though
or sorry that happened

this but unironically

Yet getting drunk is the world's most popular pastime.

if they were black their would actually be damage and deaths instead of some popcorn on the floor

This but unironically.

Honestly just ban the movie.

The one single movie that makes money

Ban it

Ever since the prosperity gospel got going America has been a nation where the poor and middle class don't think of themselves as such but rather as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

Why would they want to improve things for the common man when soon they won't be a common man, their ticket to ride is coming any day!

My dharma is glad for this development. Now when I think of Bharat, I think of America and when I think of America, Bharat. We are one in soul, one in mind, very much the same now!

I have an instinctive repulsion to wasting food. Or wasting anything if it comes to that.

Low maintenance and provide food. You can also very easily breed them because of how many eggs they lay if you get a rooster too. Besides the eggs chickens themselves are also delicious.

I'm not paid to do shit like that so I won't do it, fuck off

This.
Tyrese would magdump his full auto glock into Taquarius for spilling soda on his new shoes.

What a relief that must've been. Was as long as his body.

we dont use the word "fun" here

He was a big deal.

YIIKING OUT

Especially Jack Black. That fuckhead as ruined two movie videogames in a row

he's jewish though, glad to see you support jack black and israel

ultra contrarian NEETs who never worked a day in their lives and have nothing but undying hatred for civilized society clap and cheer when they see people acting like violent apes

Why am I not surprised? This board is full of absolute dregs posting from their basement dwellings.

He’s 50/50 IIRC

for them

Will these zoomers look back on this with regret when they are wagies themselves?

No one is genuinely praising these zoomer retards, retard. Only a zoomer would and if you're a zoomer you need to fuck off right now.

clean it up

he thinks it’s all ironic

It’s clearly not though, just read this thread. It’s sad.

white

to be fair modern zoomers got indoctrinated by soundcloud/meme negro Ebonics they pretty much speak like savages already

that looks tasty

lets not pretended rdr2 is good by any means it's gorgeous sure but the gameplay is a puddle deep with "you got on the wrong horse, mission FAILED" shit

he thinks anons dont ragebait and troll

Come on man. We know that most arguments on this site are fabricated bullshit, simply for engagement.

I dont think a generation with brainrot this severe has the mental capacity to feel regret. They probably wont even remember this for more than a week unless tiktok reminds them.

Serbians aren't white.

when niggers kill, rape, steal and destroy shit, Anon Babble doesnt have a single problem with it
anyone complaining about it is called a racist incel chud
but when some white kids throw popcorn, it's anuddah shoah and society is collapsing

so that's what happened to that pixie...

Then you are contributing to a ruined world where nothing works, the ecosystem is fucked, and nasty selfish mindsets are commonplace.

yeah they're ultra white like that monster energy drink

Just IMAGINE for a moment the MASSIVE amount of likes and subscribes he gets after posting this tiktok. Every zoomette will be on her knees when he walks by, begging to be featured in one of his toks.

what are zoomers killing, raping, and killing by throwing popcorn?

what's so special about seeing a zombi mounted on a duck, anyway?

wordfilters are gay

Don't worry. Most of them won't even have kids.

t. Milos Milosevic

You aren't white and never will be white, njëgur

Baby zombies are a 5% spawn rate, then there's a 5% chance that baby will spawn riding a chicken.

Nah you did this. You're just angry at yourself because you're too afraid to hold yourself accountable and it's easier to pass it off on people continuing your work.

0673
Lmfaoooooooo

But what is chicken jockey about is it an in game meme

baby boomers malding

soilennials malding

wagies malding

Anon Babble malding

This shit is glorious.
Keep up the good work, zooms.

Acting like a nigger is fun!

kys, Jamal.

it's hilarious that millennials grew up to be even more stuck-up than boomers.

I can't believe "it" finally happened to me.

minecraftbros... It's over

Happens to the best of us, anon. Just make peace with it.

years ago, people were ridiculed and even banned from theatres for dressing up in suits to see the Minions movie

so now people just take the easy way out and cause havoc in the theatre instead since at least they won't get banned on sight for wearing a suit

Fucking weird ass timeline.

I don't even have any kids but I could seriously understand if they implemented a no childless men policy for this movie.

minecraft is video games
niggers are not

who "needs" popcorn?

a lot of seething wagies in the thread lmao. SWEEP THIS SHIT UP, NOW!

I hate how 90% of hypocrisy accusations these days are a two way street.

you were fine with A, but now you hate B

meanwhile I hate A, but I'm fine with B, this is somehow better

If your accusation of hypocrisy can be flipped on you like this, just stop and don't post it.
Be consistent. I hate this sort of uncivilized behavior no matter who is doing it.

white zoomers trash theaters acting like subhuman savages

retards keep whining about blacks who have nothing to do with it

starving children in africa you asshole

I mean half the suit screenings devolved into throwing bananas and having a mosh pit form. It was about as mad as CHICKEN JOCKEY.

They learned to act like this by watching blacks though

???

oh so now we like them?

Why is it only for baby movies where this kind of shit happens?

HEH YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH RAPE, MURDER AND STEALING, BUT YOU'RE FINE WITH KIDS THROWING POPCORN, HOW HYPOCRITICAL

I dont understand? Is that projection? If you see me picking up trash off the street and preaching about doing it you find it hard to fathom that I open doors for people, I pick up the mess I make in a restaraunt reasonably, or sort my recycling and take them to rexycling facilities instead of throwing them in with garbage?

Shalom

who is shipping leftover popcorn to Africa? are you perhaps making shit up so you can feel outraged?

Its because the last time we heard about this behavior someone shot up a movie theater showing batman
Popcorn is carbs, carbs are helpful to hungry starving people. Nobody needs popcorn unless you have no food to begin with, then the popcorn becomes a saving grace.

I think its cool to see the youth get out of their house to watch a movie together instead of wasting time staring at their fancy computer phones all day wasting time on their tik toks.
Granted some are more, for the lack of a better term, "rambunctious" than others but its the thought that counts.
I don't believe for a second they're doing this for a meme. Nobody "ironically" goes out of their way to spend real world money to watch a Minecraft Movie. Having been their age once, I know for a fact that they wanted, no they YEARNED to watch A Minecraft Movie.

low test jap mindset

I wouldn't be surprised if people start scalping the Happy Meal toys because they unlock shit in Bedrock edition

You expect zoomers to watch any media that requires a brain?

All of them had their phones out. You think zoomers are ever at any point in time not on tiktok?

nobody is collecting leftover popcorn from movie theaters and handing it out to poor people. that shit gets thrown out

I got the grimace toy egg twice
I gave the other one to my younger brother whose really into Minecraft.
Coolest Collab minecraft has done

Cat: shits in a litter box
Chicken: shits everywhere

I'm a 20 something zoomer and im here on Anon Babble idk what are you waffling about

Where do you think they posted these videos?
Most of this shit is just zoomies trying to get tiktok famous.
They want their 5 minutes of fame.

Nobody "ironically" goes out of their way to spend real world money to watch a Minecraft Movie.

It's literally entirely just irony. They only went because it's the new tiktok trend. They're literally cattle.

we have another showing their lining up for now Anon!

you have 10 minutes to clean all this up and then someone left you something in the bathroom.

why are americans such chimps?

JUDEN!

Maybe the future is not doomed.

If you think this is bad just wait until the Fortnite movie

their lining up for now

what the fuck are you trying to say?

You are the only Retard here, your efforts are quite literally futile if country with one of the biggest population on earth is not giving a single fuck about littering.

jews

white

It's all part of the American hatred for collectivism.
Decades of anti-commie propaganda gone wrong.

Fortnite movie plays.

Everyone at the theatre takes out the tools and wood they smuggled in and start building a bunch of towers.

Kino

I unironically want zoomers and gen alphas to start doing this for every movie from now on. Just pick a random quip or epic reference to collectively lose their shit to like it's the funniest thing they've ever seen in their lives. Maybe then we'll finally get rid of this kind of writing.

I can't clean my immediate surroundings because there's litter half a world away that doesn't affect me.

Huh? It would just encourage it. Studios don't give a fuck if theaters get trashed if they get money, and theaters can't be so picky when they are a dying industry that needs every hit possible

zoomers

posts 9 year olds

The oldest zoomers are older than 90% of the people complaining about zoomers.

If anything, this is just going to make studios double down on movies like this. I can guarantee studios are making their own movies just like Minecraft hoping to become the next ironic meme film to make a billion bucks.

muh responsibility abloo bloo

You don't get to cry about zoom zooms ignoring the social contract after you eviscerate it to appease nigs and secure boomers pensions. Literal cuckold mentality.

at least they unlike jannigger here

Based white boy.

i would have loved to be there, i'm hoping we're gonna see this kind of energy more in the movie theaters.

Hope scalper lose money

It hasn't been culturally relevant in ages, but Rocky Horror Picture Show showings usually had people throwing rice, toast, plastic spoons, used news papers, and having water gun fights in the audience.
It's not really anything new.

But that's a special event where it's to be expected. The Minecraft Movie is not going to be played for years to come in some big event. Zoomers just pick out a random kids movie, cause trouble and quit when the meme becomes old and cringe.

normalfags are not human

why tf are JANNIES melty ITT? they literally get paid to clean our shit.

I just want goddamn Zombie Hamburgular. I've bought two of them, the first one was Birdie (the worst thing) and the second was the Pop Potion.

wagie get in cagie cleans up neet messes

People realized pretty early on that the movie would just be Jack Black does or says thing from Minecraft pls clap, so they leaned into it to enjoy the movie "ironically".
The Chicken Jockey reveal seems to get a lot of build up in its scene so people cheer the hardest for it.
Then some people decided to expand it to making as much of a mess as possible.

Or maybe people actually like the movie and are having fun "unironically"

Retail and service workers should be permitted access to high pressure water guns to spritz unruly children and adults when they misbehave. Like training a cat.
If a line of them are acting up they get the hose.

zoomers love niggers so much they've turned into them

youtube.com/shorts/BgJx41LD1iU

i have several chickens I could bring to this

I wonder if they'd let me bring them in if they were wearing the chicken diapers because you know the meincraft autists didn't bother to prepare for a chicken shitting

Such a waste of effort, someone had to mine all that popcorn from the popcorn mines.

Unironically i do think they should be allowed some way to retaliate.

The kids would probably like it and bring their own water guns.

Haha true

nah we should make those high school and college students work for that $15 an hour

As much as I don't like the mess employees would take just as long to clean it as if it was a normal theater mess considering how thoroughly they need to do so.
Still not defending this behavoir and unless the theater purposely made special event spots where you could go crazy like this at a higher cost I would expect them to be forced to clean their mess or be banned

MUH FUUUUUN

god shut the fuck up there's so many ways to have fun, this isn't a justification for acting like a chimp
Remember when kids had fun by going outside and playing sports? Now they just goon in discord and trash movie theaters for fun apparently.

Acting like a retard with friends is always fun you faggot

Nah they'd cry on xitter about being victims for just trying to have FUN

nah burn it all down for all I care desu

Tell that to the retards, they always look like they're having an amazing time.

I remember when kids went outside and slashed car tires and threw dog shit at my front door while ringing the bell yeah.

You're the exception to the rule. Most zoomers are social media addicted retards with no manners or sense of shame. That is a fact.

No self-awareness. Must be a nigger.

Who said I'm here all day? It's my lunch break and I'm shitposting for the next 30 minutes until it ends. People like me have actual jobs and responsiblities so they won't end up like fucked in the head like you zoomer retards.

"Muh niggers

Case in point.

You're shitposting while eating. You can't even put your phone down for 30 minutes and eat a meal in peace. Positively subhuman.

"dude you can't hate on someone if they're having fun! just let people have fun!"

you're right, everything should be allowed if someone's having fun, now face the wall (i'm having fun)

CLEAN
IT
UP
JANNIE

You can sell that shit, it’s premium fertilizer. No one wants to buy catshit.

you're no longer in kindergarten man. nobody actually cares about you. you're free to hold whatever opinion you want and everyone else is free to call you a retard over it

You're shitposting while eating.

And?

You can't even put your phone down for 30 minutes and eat a meal in peace.

I'm not a zoomeoid phoneposting faggot. I use my computer to shit post. I'm at piece eating a nice meal and interacting with zero IQ retards like you on this site and mocking them for not aborting themselves for being so fucking useless.

Positively subhuman

Says the zoomer phoneposter.

You're insecure.

You're projecting.

*breaks into your house and shoots your dog*
whoopsie poopsie, looks like i can get away with it because i was having fun! everything's allowed when you're having fun!

doesn't see the problem with multitasking while eating

Yeah it's not human. There's a reason nobody interacts with you if they don't have to you slob.

I still think amogus is funny

You sound like a fucking autistic woman with all the gay shit you're spewing and how you can't conceive that different people work differently. Thank God I only have to interact with your insufferable ass through text and not in person. Lord knows I can't deal with more menstruating cunts.

Sounds to me like zoomers just have the ability to organize more effectively

i have to be a nigger because china

you must pay me to not be a nigger

Let the zoomers have fun
t. millennial

Where are your manners and sense of shame you sad little animal?

Every movie theater employee should just quit. Fuck that.

do it again

This

Lmao you think you're above it all cause you don't post on a phone
Nigger you're a fucking clown

It was born dead that's why people are dapping on it.

I don't get it man

imagine taking a shit your body size
must have felt amazing for that toad

Yeah because a nigger has 10 prior convictions.

You aren't beating the "emotionally fragile retarded cunt" allegations typing like that.

Think what you want. I really don't care. Zoomers aren't meant to be taken seriously.

man, millennials really are the scapegoat generation

Nah, you really are. Look at how defensive you're being.

Have another melty for us

I'm okay with this.
However, we should bar the exits and tell them they're not allowed to leave until they clean up their own shit.
Problem solved.

Really? This seems to matter to you just a wee bit.

Whatever you say pal. You can read my face and my intent over fucking text and you aren't just projecting.

You're having histrionic meltdowns over every confrontation. Single mother hoursehold?

To be fair, the unpopped kernels could've been easily ground into cornmeal and been useful somewhere else, yes

Most of them are not zoomers. Worse, they're alphies.

Anon Babble sees a bunch of white people doing something and instantly thinks of black people

Mutt's Law.

More snarky sarcasm. Not surprising.

Yeah the white kids are acting like niggers

have fun

people get mad

yep, that's proof that i'm having fun! looks like you lost, you anti-fun chudderino

pic related: you chuds and your "rules" ruining people's fun because you're mad and hate fun

The kernels are popped before they're sold.

The people nigging out in videos are clearly teenagers, alphies are 12 and under.

AND ANOTHA

You're not intelligent enough to understand the irony of your post.

It's like when they blame jews for corporate greed.
As if they're the only people capable of greed, and the system that incentivizes greed over literally everything else has nothing to do with it.

On the contrary, you're not intelligent enough to understand his post.

Gen Xers seething at zoomers and gen alphas

despite a Gen Xer writing and directing the film in the first place, and a Gen Xer was the one who created Minecraft in the first place.

You get em, younger generation. Gen X is "the forgotten generation" for a reason. You guys suck!

just trying to watch the minecraft movie and enjoy my beans in peace

get to “that” scene

popcorn and soda flung everywhere

popcorn and soda in my beans

beans ruined

night ruined

and yet Anon Babble will still say this is just harmless fun

no you

TOP KEK

Jews are the worst about it because the talmud says goyim are animals that exist to serve them.

Correct. That is indeed what I said. Good boy.

Good lads

No new clips so nothing left to but circlejerk about young ppl

he still believes in the gas chambers

The insecurity from your posts is palpable.

I know that, I'm nust pointing out that even popcorn can be valuable

You don't understand, I feel empty inside if I'm not constantly outraged at meaningless bullshit.

Can't lie though, the clips were BUSSIN

Throwing things at random and hoping something sticks? You're better than that young man.

all these Anon Babble posters pretending to be paragons of morality and decency while posting on the anime pedophile website

seething this much at kids youll never meet in your life doing something in a theater and blaming it on black people

Your insecurity sticks to all of your posts.

Yet we’re still better off than just about every country on Earth. Just shows our superiority.

You might want to reread the conversation you're having because that's not my stance at all.

Zoomers just have zero movie theater etiquette. Every movie theater has a whole disclaimer at the start lecturing the toddlers how to behave but it never matters. Some little retard with a fried attention span in front of you is going to pull out his bright ass phone the entire movie and the group of brown teenagers are going to loudly talk through every scene. The one time I actually told them to shut the fuck up during Barbarian I was the one who got kicked out.
Sometimes I don't mind an excited theater when it's genuine but this minecraft shit is just the morbius le ironic meme all over again

3rd world shit desu

Theaters aren't going to buy kernels they don't plan on popping and selling, even if they buy more than they need, they're not going to donate it to another continent.
If theaters don't buy popcorn kernels, then more of them go to waste in landfills because that's less customers for the farmers.

see dumbfuck. Even if that's not your post, that was the premise of the entire argument. No more (You)s from me.

That disclaimer is older than you because it used to be way worse when people were still human and organized frat parties instead of circlejerking over how much cock they suck on anonymouse furry sites.

Reading comprehension not a strong suit either eh.

Stronger than yours, clearly.

Nigger behavior or not, the people seething in this thread aren't mad at the niggery but at kids having any type of fun.

commits ritual suicide and dies a virgin

What's wrong with modern day MSC3K?

it's just a sneed/morbius type thing
there is no particular reason, the twitter hivemind simply decided that screaming "CHICKEN JOCKEY!" is now funny

fun is when i'm niggermaxxing

If they were black, you'd call them every slur under the sun while dumping FBI crime statistics.

Don't know how to reply either eh.

CHICKEN JOCKIE

if they were black they'd be shitting on the floor instead of throwing popcorn

You have never said this before

*taps sign*

Older generations are always gonna complain about the shenanigans of the younger generation. This has been a tradition since the dawn of humanity, and we must dilligently uphold this sacred duty.

go to frat party

it's just a circlejerk and talking about how much cock they sucked as a pledge

>>>>>IFUNNY

kys yourself

forget learning about history, let's just go out of our way to repeat it

please kill yourself i beg of you

See you in a decade retarded zoomer
It WILL happen to you too :)

i'm fucking zoomettes while you're jerking your twp zoomie

Wtf is that artstyle. That looks worse than the 1980s Garbage Pail Kids movie.

throwing popcorn and being loud is considered as bad as starting fights and burning buildings

you don't understand we must be niggers in the theater just because!!! let people enjoy things (being niggers)!!! >:(

Flint and steeeeel
Chikan jockeyyyy
I am steeeeeeeeeve...

speaking from personal experience buddy? why else would you be on a board all about videogames?

The second Fable trailer.

Because variability in the data set is relevant too.
Consider this example. The average of A is a little bigger than the average of B, but not by very much considering how much variability there is. And a good 20% of A is lower than the lowest B.
Trying to draw generalized conclusions from this is a fool's errand.

BUT BUT BUT

God damn you're insufferable

nobody ever liked zoomers, retard. maybe step outside of your gated community.

t. subhuman iq shitskin

Gen alpha gives me hope

how

I think it's based, actually. Don't get me wrong, I'd be upset if that happened in a theater I was in, but I'm also not a 5-year-old or the kind of faggot who would be caught dead watching a movie for kids.

>Anon Babble hates fun

This. All the newfag tourists don't remember all the people spoiling that SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!

How do you do fellow kids

me in the theater when chicken jockey show up

Borderline free eggs. While you do have to feed and take care of the chickens, that's still way cheaper than buying eggs regularly, and you can sell any extra eggs you get.

Total Zoomoid Death

For me, its going to the earliest showing on the final day.
I did this for Bladerunner 2049 and I had the perfect seat in the very center, had my favorite snacks, and had the theatre all to my self.
It was an unrivaled kino experience, I now refuse to go to the theatres under any other circumstances if its my choice

Test

Oh no thinks about all the faggots working in the theatre! Boo hoo!

They deserve it for charging 20 bucks for snacks and popcorn

I for one cant wait to join the RWDS specifically to eliminate zoomies who exist for no other purpose but to ruin everyone else's peace.

And then people wonder why theaters are dying.

Think of the chicken that's probably getting scarred for life from this.

not the same
japan sucks lol
no freedom

Japanese people are such passive cucks that they're going extinct.

trying to enjoy Minecraft on my Rog Ally (it's better than the Steam Deck)

the people in the row behind me keep screaming and dumping popcorn on me

Don't bring your handheld to the movies.

more popcorn thrown=more fun!

bringing in a live chicken

ok that's funny

oh no, the chicken that's going to live for another month and then get slaughtered for meat

isn't popcorn like $11 for a bucket
how can you throw around money like that

Careful, you're going to be called poor and brown for being money conscious

didn't know zoomers listen to type o negative

i'd say 10 bucks is worth once in a lifetime memories

Zoomers need to have the fear of god put into them by being drafted in a meat grinder against chyna or something. They’ve had it too good for too long.

For me, its going to the earliest showing on the final day.

I've been doing this for the few movies I want to see in the kinoplex for years. Either the earliest showing or the latest (can't do the second anymore, all midnight showings were canceled during covid and never came back), but in any case, it's when the movie is about to leave theaters.
Like that time I went to watch dunkirk and the only people there were two old men and an old couple. Kino experience indeed.

Imagine acting like negros ironically

American prisons are for-profit businesses and judges are taking bribes to imprison as many people as possible to keep them fed with workers.

have a plant in your car

30 years making army helmets

Commiefornia has only recently started arresting people for shoplifting.

zoomer snipes a china man

they start doing the fornite dance

Think of something millenials liked (nintendo labo, let's say) but then moved on to something else (blacked raw). They will still look fondly on the days when they were 33 playing with their nintendo labos.

Don't you mean they stopped recently? Was maybe fake news but I saw an article saying police were only going to respond if the amount stolen was over a certain amount.

i will pay 11 dollars to throw popcorn in a theater

i will not pay 10 dollars for a switch 2 game

lol they have no fucking idea how to use money. The zoomers in my office are broke every single monday, despite getting paid on fridays.

foxla.com/news/new-laws-california-shoplifting-suspects-surprised-stealing-felony

those brocolli haircuts aren't cheap, they're like 100 plus dollars

stupid fucking retard wasted most of it prematurely

im scared you arent joking

young and foolish zoomers act foolish in a rare bout of solidarity

faggots on Anon Babble are completely baffled by this and think it to be a generational issue and not something that young and foolish people do as a natural part of life

many such cases

Everyone involved in doing this deserves to be enslaved. Literally enslaved. Chains.

Oh yeah that is far more recent than the stuff I saw.

alleged shoplifter

Put it on the list along with baby faced teens and lunchtime rowdies.

Zoomers need to have the fear of god put into them by being drafted in a meat grinder against chyna or something

God I wish

i'm not, plus factor in weed vapes and you got a shitton of broke zoomers

thats literally millenials lmao

x'ers go to rocky horror shows

it is expected to shout and disrupt

millennials go to the room shows

it is expected to throw spoons

zoomers go to minecraft

it is random if you will be hit with a crowd of niggerfaggots, the only zoomer who actually works has to sweep and mop up gallons of buttered popcorn and sodas

Its like that webm of the white guy who keeps putting trash in the trashcan while niggers pull it out and dump it on the ground again.

we worshiped Fred Durst you faggot

I fucking hate Americans so much.

worshipped men

worshipped wiggers aping niggers

the fuck is the point in lying about that...did you think you were going to fool any millennials here?

fuck, my bad, i forgot im a niggerlover

you dress, talk, get haircuts, and act like niggers, you are niggers.

eurotrash are too busy getting beheaded by muslims

Why did theaters die out?

throw my overpriced popcorn all over the place

everyone does it and also probably the soda and other food. likely getting them over me and my clothes

Ok, so where's the fun?

You're right and the retarded hypocrites on this site can't stand it.

East side or west side yo dontcha mess with mah swag and say it ain't none

Working class americans see themselves as potential millionaires so they have contempt for poor "people". Give it 20 years.

Obviously.

Why are you so desperate for attention?

Only child groomers and literal fags play Minecraft. The normie audience moved on to monster hunter

They're hypocritical, you retarded lazy inhuman pedophile niggerkike beast

didn't you import millions of shitskins to clean your theaters?
so what are they doing now, why are you the one cleaning the theaters
oh right they are busy raping kids while you work for minimum wage cleaning the corn off the floor
make sure to pay your taxes, those shitskins dont rape for free

monster hunter was just flavor of the month

You would benefit immensely if you opened up a dictionary and looked at the definitions of the words you use.

Americans get beheaded by Muslims as well. They are also getting beheaded and cucked by Niggers too, though.

except we have guns to defend ourselves meanwhile eurofags have to take it in the ass while saying thank you for sharia law

The best basketball player of all time was white.

No memeing, is that actually true? I thought it was always Jorden?

Euros still have knives. Now clean up that nigger shit and then take care of those nigger babies, cuck.

my overpriced popcorn

just bring your own popcorn from home
do you think they bought the chicken from the theatre too

We're devolving into Indians. This is sad

you can literally see how full of shit he is and how empty he is afterwards
must have been as big of a shit for him as the minecraft movie is for us

implying euros arent pussy enough to even use the knives

pic related, its the average euro in a confrontation

The switch 2 throws a wrench in your idea here. Amerilards are upset about a minor increase in the price of a luxury good. I cannot afford an aston martin, so I dont buy one, I dont try to buy one, I dont open up credit to buy one, I dont even think about buying one, and I enjoy the cars I do have instead...but it seems to me that the americans believe they are entitled to these things, and that if they thing is not within their immediate reach (if 500 dollars is insurmountable they are poorfags) it is some kind of injustice. They will also scrape together money to pay for limited edition shoes as a sign of "niggerrich" wealth, while everyone I know that earns more than 500k/yr wears fucking newbalance.

Americans dont hate the poor, they hate themselves.

Because fuck food wagies thats why. They always get my order wrong.

must be the popcorn and not all the lame gay feminist nigger tranny movies

Hold up. Lets see what happens in a black theater with this movie.

Ah, but when you whip out the good old fashioned

left wing people are more intelligent on average

the same people who would agree with your post seethe endlessly
it's hilarious
sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0160289624000254

Fuck these faggots man
What pieces of shits

And a liar. He said we would get BL2.
Still no Brutal Legend 2 by the way.

Any and all liberal and foreigner loving faggots deserve the rope. Look at what happened to canada and tell me you faggots are intelligent. SAAAAR I IMPROVE YOUR LIFE!!!

niggers dont go to theatres, they watch the cell phone recording on kodi on their stolen tv

case in point

Nobody asked faggot, go back to kissing and loving shit eating jeets

Black people commit more crime on average.

SAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM, DO NOT REDEEM, DOOOOO NOOOOOT REDEEEEM!!!

I don't know what you're on about, I put it on 2x playback speed and I still can't see the difference before and after

based, we need to build more trains so they can run over more jeets

loool :p CHICKEN JOOKEYYYY LMAO

foam adventure

OMG MILLENNIALS ARE SO CRINGE, LOOK AT THESE TWO MILLENNIALS BEING PUBLICLY CRINGE

chicken jocky

totally based guys, I jerked off to minecraft porn btw

that guy got raped by niggers

go to sea world

sit in splash zone

get splashed

Versus

sitting on the subway

minding your own business

get splashed

These are two different situations retard, Rocky Horror Shows are events where everyone both running the show and attending knows what they're signing up for, the rest of the audience and the wagies at that theater did not sign up for that bullshit and you're genuinely retarded if you cannot see the difference

no one is going to build any trains because you got rid of all the straight white men building them and replaced them with women and shitskins

People were warned about this event though?

watching foam adventure now, it's not that bad

Standards have really plummeted.

white men never build anything, they get mexicans to do all the labor

Don't project your homo fantasies onto others Scamjeet

I'd willingly eat literal shit if it lets me dunk on zoomies. If they thought they can make fun of a cult classic like foam adventures without any consequences they've got another thing coming.

thats what happens in prison, white bois get raped by niggers

Thats why I posted it, I remember it being the most cringe thing id ever seen, that and the autistic guy from georgia that did the mlp happy meal toy videos.
Now looking back they are so mild and inoffensive in light of all the cringe we see now. Its crazy that all the synchtube cringe dailydose seems downright based by today's standards.

We used to have picrel, now we have zoomers asking about your penis size in spanish until they get shot in the chest, then promising to continue their public harassment career after surviving.

It's like looking at what we considered obese twenty years ago.