If we don't release this slop now, little uh...BlackRock over here...

If we don't release this slop now, little uh...BlackRock over here, won't be able to get a billion for its investment fund

ENOUGH FROM THE CHUD

AH AHH LET'S NOT RELEASE THIS GAME...EARLY ACCESS...

You think you can do nothing and just walk away?

Fucking kek
How is this scene so memeable?

I want… $80 per copy of MK World. Tariffs and tip not included.

YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST RELEASE AN INCOMPLETE GAME AND MAKE A PROFIT?

BalckedRaw has gone woke!

I stand by my belief that Dark Knight posting in 2008 is peak Anon Babble. Nothing comes close to touching how golden that era was. These threads are a nice reprieve from modern soulless life so thanks anons for bringing me back to the good times.

Yeah

Mostly the ridiculousness of putting hard boiled crime drama next to a guy with clown makeup and another guy in a bat costume. It's hilarious but still good

I'm putting the game out

$70 on release, $100 for Deluxe so I can teach goyim some gratitude first

kek

I have taken the liberty to include SBI in all your games.

I ain’t buying GTA VI for $80!

Very poor choice of words! *releases it for $100*

Harvey: With Sweet Baby Inc under fire someone must've stepped up to promote DEI. Are they in the courtroom today?

Ubisoft: [nods]

Harvey: Could you identify them for us please?

Ubisoft: You win Counselor. It was me.

Harvey: I have a sworn statement, from you, that says Sweet Baby Inc had been giving you ideas to put in your games

Ubisoft: Sweet Baby Inc? They're the fall guys! I'm the brains of the industry

Harvey: Permission to treat the witness as hostile?

Steam: Granted

Ubisoft: Hostile? I'll show you hostile

[Releases Assassin's Creed Shadows but it flops]

Harvey: Black Lead. Historical revisionism. Gay romance. Next time you want to infiltrate an industry, I recommend you market American

WHERE

IS

HALF LIFE 3

kek

You know, I'll settle for a prequel

These youtubers... Wouldn't DARE to cross you. What happened? Did your fundings drop off?

We're not intimidated by GAMERS.

CRASHING THIS GAME
WITH NO REFUNDS

Do you have any idea who you're stealing from? You and you're friends are dead!

NO MORE, WOKE GAME

I need a new console

>PS5 is a little tens.

I'm not talking about release date,

Mr. Fox, so much as function.

>You want to be able to play games?

Sure makes enjoying my free time easier.

>I'll see what I can do.

He crashed out, right?

He was playing with a console size of an xbox

some people just want the prices to go up

lol

To them, you're just a chud, like me

They need your pre-orders right now

And when they don't...

They'll crash YOU out, like a reviewer

See, their standards, their taste?

It's kino.

Targeting gaming journalists won't get their money back. I knew the gamers wouldn't go down without a fight but this is different. They've crossed the line.

You've crossed the line first sir, you ignored them, you've shamed them to the point of desperation, and in their desperation they turned to e-drama they didn't fully understand.

Gamers aren't complicated, Alfred. We just need to figure out what they're after.

With respect master twitter perhaps these are people you don't fully understand, either.

A long time ago, I was in IGN, my friends and I were working for the local game publisher, they were trying to buy the loyalty of youtube influencers by bribing them with with precious 8/10s. But their marketing was being foiled in a board by a local shitposter. But in six months, we never met anyone who played a video game with him.

One day, I saw an anon, with a mailing list, the size of an industry. The shitposter... hadn't even been playing video games.

So why shitpost about video games?

Well, because he thought it was good sport, because some men, aren't looking for anything vidya, like better games. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the industry burn.

"THAT'S A BIG PRICE"

"FOR YOU"

Do I really look like a developer with release plan?

Nintendo Has Plans

Sony Has Plans

Schemers trying to control their constumers

I'm not a Schemers, I'm trying to show them how pathetic their fixed release dates are

I just do what I do best. look what I did to this fanbase with just a few minutes of trailer and screenshots

You know what I noticed

Nobody panics when things go "according to the release plan"

If I would tell the papers that next month will be a new trailer, nobody will care because it's according to the release plan

But when I saw that "This year" THEN EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MIND

lol

broke begins

KEK

I go emulation

I fucking love these threads

Heather Ledger still best Joker
Nicholson Romero and Phoenix still good tho

too many anons trying to chime in at the same time and the thread is incoherent
maybe next time

hueh hueh

nolans dialogue is nonsense so its easy to meme

Can I change your mind about
quitting the team?

No. What you said about the tranny writer
About the management. I can't take it.
The wokeism. I mean...no one's ever
going to know who ruined the entire franchise

They know. It was a man.

Just needs an edit of Doug Bowser as Bane

Oh, and the development cost?

It wasn't cheap.

You oughta know, you'll buy it

That is American.

You merely adopted the pricing model.

I was born in it, molded by it.

Not "we are not intimidated by Chuds"

good one lads
glad to see this threads still kicking

Underrated.

How is this scene so memeable?

bravo nolan's kino magic

some publishers just want to watch the game crash

My father was a gamer

And I thought my prices were bad..

Let's wind back the clocks a console generation. These uh, Snoys and Xboners...couldn't touch any of your games. What happened, your launch price go up?

not *gay buzzword*

fag

He bought cardboard.boxes....
He said this is fun....bing bing....wahoo...
Now lets bing bing wahoo....

Best threads on Anon Babble

youtube.com/watch?v=ABtIfK1SwIU

Time flies, but memories remain.

Emulating is making a choice!

Choose between buying one game and pirating the others!

Your mascot the plumber, or the third party games that aren't even out yet!

YOU HAVE NOTHING...NO GAMES TO LAUNCH WITH! NOTHING TO OWN WITH ALL YOUR KEY CARDS!

All you care about is money. This industry deserves a better class of publisher, and I'm going to give it to them. Tell your lawyers they work for me now. This is my game mechanic patent.

They won't sue for Gamefreak.