Vampire Survivors X SaGa

Bros, how do I stop playing vampire survivors clones? they are like junk food.
Help me

You have no right to complain about other genres if you play this slop

Finally, an excuse to dust off my steam deck

but can I complain about gacha and mtx in games?

What the actual fuck
This is kind of sick
I think the devs must be SaGa fans because I remember at least one SaGa Frontier reference with the "No Future" weapon
I'm all for it, fuck it

Gacha and MTX ain't genres.

SAGA WON THE CULTURE WAR

FIRE EMBLEM ON SUICIDE WATCH

16 new americharacters?! Based Devs are into SaGa, that's legit confirmed specially since the last DLC was like 40 days ago. There was zero time for research. They're confirmed SaGa fans, and that's a good thing.

Holy fuck and it's a FREE UPDATE
SaGa Chads keep winning

FREE

how does this work? I mean square owns the IP right?

I don't give a shit about week stuff. What's in the coop update?

do you want free publicity for your obscure series?

Yes.

Lend me your characters, and I'll make a DLC for free for one of the most popular games on the planet

Sure.

And that's it.

Did they finally add cross-save? It was supposed to come out either in this or the next update

who gives a fuck about online garbage
#RemoveOnlineFromAllVideogames

Don't know, but I read that Poncle said it won't work on Playstion but they're trying to make it work.

You cannot since vampireslop is 2008 mobile game tier

2008 mobile game tier

golden age of mobile games?

Saar, please of understanding. 2025 mobile gacha game is best type of game. Please, do the needful and give credit card to china

Is it just characters from the new one? The snowman and crabman from Romancing 3 would be fun

damn I didn't know the dev was chill like that

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Anon was right?! Anon predicted this.

he made it free just because it was the easiest thing for everyone

making a collab free just to avoid dealing with licensing was even an option in the first place

okay you win man. you got my respect

made it free because he's happy he got to have fun with SaGa, because SaGa gets more visibility, and because he loves you, the player.

Holy fucking based.

You know what... I'll forgive all the woke shit from this guy

Hear, hear!

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become unemployed

decide to make game

make game maker shmup with literally no strategy or skill required, sprites are piles of shit

get rich and have major companies reach out for crossovers

this makes me want to die. He had all the time in the world but that slop was the best he bothered to put out and somehow got rich off it. I FUCKING HATE zoomers because they do nothing but reward whoever the biggest faggot is every fucking time.

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It's fun anon, have you even played it?

you know, the game might have done irreparable damage to game design but he does have good taste in videogames

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Holy based, I love vampire survivors now??

No gay retarded funko poos

No rgb anywhere

No gaming chair

Just plain old crt and child-like enjoyment of vidya

Holy based

Nice

loves Unlimited

a freak among freaks

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Unlimited SaGa Remaster bros... our day will come

Nigger

Im not deluded enough to think this is a hint but...

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It's just a cheap flash game-tier project he made for fun, it's not his fault that it got viral. Indie gamedev is a literal lottery, and he just managed to hit the jackpot.

I have and it isnt, its mindless trash and your brain is rotted from stimming.

Seethe moar, faglord

No Minstrel Song

what's up with that

you can see it in the other pic, its one of the posters in the wall

Only thing im blaming him for is "I was unemployed so I decided to make a game" but the best he shat out was this. I downloaded GMK and made the exact same game (without art) in an hour.
The bigger problem is that this isnt the only example, zoomers have been slinging untold amounts of money at all the most low effort garbage imaginable, likely also complaining about quality in the industry.
Shit like this used to be free, this doesnt have half the effort of qwop not is it anywhere near as viral, and the poor fuck who programmed that shit is working at mcdonalds while this guy's in a mansion because zoomers literally prefer slop.

start from nothing

make a shitass game

it somehow becomes extremely popular so now you're rich

get a collab with a series that you've always loved

Dude's literally living the dream

>start from nothing

this isnt a new genre anon, he just took a shooter game and didnt bother to program the mouse.

You sound very bitter anon, I'm happy for him :)

What does the Japanese on the Switch box say?

Pretty sure that's a copy of SaGa Emerald Beyond

its the switch version of scarlet grace

don't let anyone tell you shitty vampire survivors clones are anywhere near as bad as dogshit gacha games anon
you're fine, keep gaming

That's really nice of Poncle to collab with some niche indie series nobody has heard of. I'm just glad it wasn't paid DLC because it has 1% of the content the Castlevania DLC had.

the poor fuck who programmed that shit is working at mcdonalds

Proof? Bennett foddy made getting over it and that was a big streamerbait fad for a while

toby fox is on another level though, since he managed to compose some memorable tunes

its hyperbole anon, he's a teacher.

oh I know anon
Im straight up tweaking from here until April

I haven't played this game in like 2 years. What are these adventures? Are they like campaigns? Is the game no longer about dropping on a map and just randomly killing shit?

He's not struggling and he genuinely likes making games so he's doing just fine not coasting off the success off a single game. He already has another physics slop game lined up.
The infiniminer guy infamously copied by minecraft guy is also doing pretty well and carved out his own niche with his puzzle games. You don't have to be meme one hit wonder to be a successful indie game dev

The only slop being produced here is from your mouth

Guy has great taste in games and made a fun game. Meanwhile you've made nothing and perpetually seethe

emerald saga not on sale

huge blunder by squeenix, they could've gotten tens of dollars from garlicslop enjoyers

if anything they should have put the entire series on sale

plus emeral beyond is not a really good place for newcomers0s4v4

Meanwhile you've made nothing

You know this only works if its actually true, right?

stop pointing out how low effort and shallow my newgrounds-tier trashgame is

woah, are you the guy?

Witch confirmed barefoot

holy shit

but she's traaaans

Not on my machine because I can't read.

yeah but i own everything but emerald and the frontier 2 remaster so that's what I'm choosing to kvetch about
squeenix isn't know for savvy business decisions though

The seethe is palpable
Sounds like you're jealous

Waiting for you to prove the contrary

it's like a stage but you have a limited selection of characters, powerups, etc...

failed """"""indie dev"""""" seething at his betters

It all makes sense now...

"Hard work brings success" is a slave mindset. Fresh ideas have been the backbone of the human race since we first picked up a stick.

Just get into the indie game lottery and become rich, it's that easy

ALL FREE

check steam

vampire survivors isn't free

???

Free update for a paid game
It's still 2 bucks though right

reddit's more than an idea -- it's a lifestyle

>>>>>>Undead

NO Way

are the contra/castlemania/among us DLCs any good? I already had all the meta progression done when I stopped playing, not sure if that would make the DLCs a cakewalk

I got the Castlevania DLC, it's the beefiest of em all and fits in perfectly with the game
Skipped Contra because I'm not huge on that series and skipped mungus because I don't want or need mungus in my game

You know this only works if its actually true, right?

Show us your game then, big boy.

bro just dox yourself so I can admit the game is low effort slop

you cannot be this newfag.

it isnt a new idea.

it really is that easy.

Yeah sure, but also understand that 85 to 90% of modern AAA games dont have mtx. Even most of EA games dont

if your game was good, like vampire survivors, you would have millions
your game is bad

calls himself a SaGa fan

doesn't mention The Last Remnant

same vibe as the "Earthbound" fan

so you agree botw and totk are the best games ever made?

Listen pal, I love SaGa but The Last Remnant is dogshit

no, i said that good games make people millions

t.filtered by The Gates Of Hell

he seriously, unironically doesn't comprehend how botw is a masterpiece of open world game design

Lol! Maybe study up a little and your next game might hit the mark this time!

I like Unlimited. I don't get the hate.

They're really good games.
Post your game.

no consistency

he seriously, unironcically doesn't know how bait works

fuck off to reddit, brainlet.

what in the absolute fuck

Emerald Beyond is the worst looking JRPG that has ever been produced. Why the fuck would they collab with that piece of shit? It even came out a year ago.

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it's real

wtf

I made a game you've probably played, I just cared about the work I put into it.
Not going to dox myself you fucking retard.
im not phil

Botw is great though? If anything this just proves your inability to understand what makes games good. If those games make you seethe uncontrollably then how are you going to produce anything of value?

they aren't remastering the worst SaGa

interesting thesis. 1rm bench?

What game would you make, Anon?

this post was made by a do-nothing idea guy retard or a disgruntled failed game dev lashing out at every success story he sees
pathetic either way

You really weren't even born yet if you think this.

It's always funny how there is nobody less likely to do that than "I could have done that" guys."

1rm

doesnt even specify the excercise

hello BAP, its 369.

what do you want me to make?

Where the fuck is your argument?
Im still waiting for someone to explain why zoomers are so obsessed with slop

SaGa fan

Makes the collab free so he can share it with everyone easier

Holy shit this man, i've yet to see a dev as based as him.

Im going to remaster ur mom m8

We live in a timeline where SaGa series is becoming popular. Weird.

I still need to wait 2 more fucking months to add Frontier 2 to

this

list. And yes, I have them in digital form as well. And on both platforms.

I would hardly say "popular" but it sure as fuck beats the table scraps we had before the first RS2 remaster

Last time I played there were only like 3 dark tarot cards or whatever and you would be retarded not to grab them since they were insanely strong. Have they filled that out yet?

U probably played it

Probably not.
If it was famous nobody would believe you anyway.
If it was literally who, at least you'd have something.
You literally have nothing to lose if you actually made a game. Quit LARPing.

nice dogshit pile

t.rails fanboy