Defend the villain of the last game you've played

Defend the villain of the last game you've played

He was just trying to get his wife back your Honor
He had 8 kids with her

she didn't consent

She uhhhh.... had a rough childhood

she didn't deny the possibility that Bowser jr was her child
She needs to go back and take care of her kids

had a rough childhood

shouldn't this be a legitimate defense if you can prove it?

Maybe if she just killed the people responsible. She murdered a ton of people to seize power, and then turned a major city into an unlivable hellscape.

Your honor! This monkey is white! He should be allowed to live a life of freedom just for that alone!

He is the god of the universe your honor he can do what he wants with his creation

Luigi's Mansion

Ghosts are already dead, so they're immune to the law, especially whatever weird ass law they have in the Mario universe.

No Nikkers defending this

how long until they show up?

so they're immune to the law

you can put them in jail still so you better come up with a valid defense fast

She just wanted to create some human friends Your Honor.

He was under the effects of hypnosis

Okay, fine. Your honor, King Boo simply wanted to give Mario and Luigi immortality by putting them in paintings.

PoE2

When you say "villain" you're gonna have to be more specific

Your honor, they just wanted to stop animal abuse and institutionalized animal fights

I can fix her

The Chaos Gods are real gods and the Emperor is just the corpse of a man, not a god.

I don't think anyone would want to take her case

Your Honor what the plaintiff claimed my client did came to her in a dream
My client did nothing wrong

Your honor, my client did not choose violence, violence chose her. Castaway in an unfamiliar land, outnumbered and greeted with attempts on her life by local gangs and lunatics, it would be absurd not to consider self-defense if it meant survival, as anyone attached to their life would.

Your honor, the blighted lord is the legitimate owner of the land and was merely defending it from invaders.

I can fix her

Good luck

duplicate file exists

fuck

The mudcrabs were minding their own business. It was I, the intruder, who broke the peace.

I haven't played long enough to know who the villain is

YHVH

What even are the charges? the main characters are the ones who decided to go to heaven and initiate the fight
She is hot as hell but no one can defend what she did

Be the literal god of death

Some actually insane irish lady comes barging into your home screaming about her dead boyfriend like you just stole her last potato.

You don't even have him, she kills you anyways.

Woman moment.

Take a sip, your honor. It's just Doro's favorite tea
The claim that it caused Cindy's corruption was false
Castlevania order of ecclesia?

game?

Monkeys can't be white

She better have used her milk to make this

Re4 Saddler

Sir, my client did not kidnap the President's daughter. She got lost during a school trip organized by the school.

She got lost during a school trip organized by the school.

is this real? been a long time since I played RE4

Wheatley’s sudden heel turn makes no sense for his character and it was either bad writing or him being somehow corrupted by being attached to GLaDOS

I skipped all the cutscenes so IDK

Casinos are legal
What did Team Rocket want to do again?

They just wanted to run their legal businesses, before some vandal came in and wrecked everything.

him being somehow corrupted by being attached to GLaDOS

iirc this was exactly what happened, he couldn't handle the power

There was no master plan they were just a mafia doing mafia things

But he’s only one of the gods of the universe and he didn’t let the other one do what she wants.

the other god is a woman

your honor, my client won the race fairly and the plaintiff's accusations of sabotage and bad sportsmanship are nothing more that mere rumors started by his accomplice ms. Townsend who took advantage of the situation to turn the plaintiff into an informant and aid her in her undercover investigation.

Red Shoes unironically did nothing wrong. She was a caring sister to her squad and a religious person
The tea scene was a red herring she genuinely wanted to celebrate with Cinderella and gifted her her hero's (Doro) tea

Her actions killed billions and were the reason humanity retreated underground but it was also only a matter of time before it happened since they were losing the war anyway and no way the Goddess Squad could have won against the Queen when Anarcho alone wrecked their shit

Cinderella turning into a heretic was the reason the Old Tales squad suicide mission was a success, the mission that gave humanity hope they could reclaim the surface
Her idea of joining sides with the Raptures as a way to end the war was insane but a century later it turned out she was right all along (Modernia)
So far Nikke is portraying religion in a positive light I hope they don't pull "Le Religion is Bad " later but so far the two V.T.C members, Rapunzel and Red Shoes were honest and good people

Ender Lillies

Ender Lillies

fuck, the game was on my radar but forgot about it
how was it?

Jenova has every right to exist. It was his ancestors land before humans took it away.

My client was suffering from success, Your Honor. Many such cases, alas!

What an interesting design. What game?

This is like claiming America belongs to African Americans
They lost

Play kojima slop

Skip the cutscenes

But why? The whole game is just an excuse for these cutscenes
there is barley a game there

Your honor, this girl was talking about conquering the world my client tried to prevent that

being a yakuza was the only thing he knew, he didn't his clan to vanish and his men to starve

Dishonored 2

I would love to see pokefags excuse for Lusamine

Do bowsers hatch from eggs?

No. Big medic is just plain retarded

Defend the villain of the last game you've played

do you know how little that narrows it down?

Do bowsers hatch from eggs?

I don't know, try asking their mom

Defend the villain of the last game you've played

Fuck
She is guilty your honor

Go on, defend N'kari, this one is going to be a doozy.

I don't get many opportunities to post this, so damn well better believe I'm going to post it.

the orc looks nice. Go ahead and defend him please

I know insanity pleas aren't the best idea but come on now your honor.

It was all consensual.
Here's some cash to prove it.

He did nothing wrong. The future of the federation and possibly, the entirety of human civilization was on the line. He failed to kill anyone important anyway, so what does it matter?

Your Honor, what the fuck was my client supposed to do? The Combine has Dyson Spheres n shiieet, they literally cannot be defeated. At least he preserved humanity in some way.

Your honor, my client is objectively correct, and fabulous.

Lous

Correct

let me guess you also think Edelgard from FE3H did nothing wrong

your honor, the participants clearly consented to be on the show as seen in these totally-not-faked videos.
how serendipitous that she's got this kristoph gavin-esque sprite.

On another note: Any good Ace Attorney-likes lately?

Danganronpa V3 was good
much better than the anime trash and almost as good as 2 (before the anime ruined that game)

Ace Attorney

lately

Never played FE.

Sorry I can't your honor, this guy was just too much of a scum. I can't find a single good thing to say about him.

Your honor, he created an era of peace and prosperity for the entire system, and single handedly removed the greatest threat to said peace and prosperity.

i agree with your statement. wish i played all the games when i bought them back in 2019 (>it's been six years) because i accidentally spoiled myself on a lot of shit for v3 while reading the archives here but i still really enjoyed it. also although the anime was pretty bad, i'm glad my wife mikan gets to live at least.
also i can't find the normal himiko consent image so this will have to do

Never played FE.

Then I recommend you play FE Three Houses and only that game. It is a great jrpg with a great story by the genre standard. the rest of the FE series have trash stories or very generic ones. You can play them if you've enjoyed the gameplay of FE3H tho
The game Emulate well on PC

Your honor the other Gods killed all of my clients brothers and sisters and trapped him under a mountain in Asia for some reason, since he is a Titan and all of the planet is domain I think castle doctrine applies here.

your honor the head game is on point

The man himself could probably make a point that everyone else in the courtroom are bigger villains than he is

He'd be wrong though and I don't think "it isn't murder because I barely consider you human" would fly in court either

Your honor, practically all fixers kill people, it's just how the job goes sometimes. You'd have to put every office and association on trial if you want to convict my client.

He literally made the universe, he has a right to stop his own program.

Everyone seems to enjoy being insane.

She is hot so she did nothing wrong

Every time

He did literally nothing wrong.

the rest of the FE series have trash stories or very generic

Three Houses was a fluke and tricked me into thinking this series was any good. Every game I'he played after it was fucking garbage with the most generic and bland story/characters you can imagine
It turned out they outsourced the writing for 3H and it was the first and only time they did that

He did literally nothing wrong.

What about the rape allegation?

Fire Emblem is a dying series and the Awakening buff was over with Engage despite being the best FE game, gameplay wise at least

I played the chink version of one called Murders on the Yangtze River. Got it on sale and I had a blast with it.

Is it fun?
Heard a lot about the series but never seen footage of any of them.

Her daughter and son who ran away from home are underage and she has every right to force them back

Your honor

your honor, she was just defending her island against weirdos in blue shirts, clearly within her rights

she's just like, very sad and depressed?? fucked up her kids abandoned her in her time of need
don't worry i'll be there for her

no seriously wtf was her problem?
sequel when?

He just wanted to build the mythical city on the hill but basedboy had other plans.

youtu.be/rpI4wSkDcEo?si=d8eyPCnzwpskN7wZ&t=50

What's the context of this reddit/youtube? meme

Body snatching isn't a crime

Who? Looks familiar

RPK-16

and a religious person

so an evil person?

She's hot so she should be given a pass.

RPK-16

Then I don't know her, still hot tho so post more on why you think she did nothing wrong
and with pic plz

She's hot so she should be given a pass.

Not a valid argument in court
who am I kidding, how many times has a hot woman been convicted of a crime irl?

ow the edge

your honor, my client was at his home doing research, the Bandicoot is the one who infiltrated his lab, beat the shit out of him and destroyed his ship
my client only shot green warning shots which the bandicoot reflected them back at him

Anon clearly references isreal

still can't stop thinking about blacks

even deflects for kikes

why are americans like this?

You're plain retarded.

Does getting your ride stolen and fucking up all of Rockport to the sound of Decadence justify your actions?

You see, racism = bad, so his plan of turning everyone into the same race to end racism is totally justifiable

Robot traitor, but only betrayed out of loyalty for her own creator and technically bodyjacked with consent. The other human deaths that happened during those events cannot be directly attributed to her

Well they're are koopas, and turtles hatch from eggs so....

She did nothing wrong.
You are a terrible lawyer.
I never played the game past the demo, but she's pretty and I like evil women.

Ethan winters was just a mold and the BSAA was attacking with bioweapons.
My client Miranda has the right to defend herself.

post pic of your client please I can't tell which one is her and both look nothing like the one you previously posted

Previous seen as picrel, transferred into the body of the black haired woman seen in

Your honor, they deserved it

I can't tell still, she looks flat here unlike Post one more example so I can give my verdict

his sister was hot

Your honor, this is Chewbacca.

do you mean american indians?

Your Honor, my client uses his penis to identify the people around him. He was not raping these girls, but simply greeting them in a language he can understand. What's more, neither victim-- err, neither one of his dear new friends reported this as rape. I don't even know why he is on trail.

The Legend of Heroes: Trails from Zero

...uhhhhhhh...
can I plead insanity for him? That's about the best I got

argalia

she

Your Honor, my client acted in self-defense.
He was merely trying to take back what was stolen from him.
The UES Contact Light invaded his property and tried to not only kidnap several of his CHILDREN, but also steal his teleporter which could be used to stage even more kidnappings.
I ask the jury and the court, can you honestly say you would have done differently if YOUR children were taken from you? Surely there are parents in the jury? Can the parents in the jury confidently object to that statement? Your Honor, do you have kids of your own? What would you have done?
Easiest case of my life.

NTA but they're both quite good. Dishonored 1 in particular is a very fun game with a cool setting/art style and a lot of replayability. If you like stealth games they are definitely worth checking out.

I can't defend him, turns out he was murderous scum even before he got mindaltered into a genocidal terrorist. He deserves worse than being left on a beach for eternity.