Body positivity woke life is strange devs make a new game

body positivity woke life is strange devs make a new game

main character is a fat girl

the so called good guys (4 girls) make up small penis humiliation song together

Why is this allowed?

your dick's as small as this little town

The real crime of this abomination is the cadence.

I don't see why this would bother or upset anyone except those with a small penis, like OP

Why do they do it

expressed himself through avatarfagging as an anime girl

Tranny spotted

Because it's okay to hate men for some reason even though that does nothing to further any egalitarian agenda. If it's any consolation this era of woke gaming and astroturfed DEI corporate BS is rapidly ending - although it's not really being replaced by anything and gaming in general will probably see a soft crash outside of indie shit. Especially if the switch 2 isn't a colossal success.

Either way, in the meantime just remember that in the Collective West it's totally okay for women to be abusers, rapists, pedophiles, and to use literally all the same psychological tactics they accuse men of doing!

Just keep that in mind in your day to day love that at any moment a woman can verbally harass you or push you or hit you or otherwise assault you and then turn it around and accuse you of doing worse - and they will very likely get those allegations to stick! :)

Your dick is as small as a little town

How is this an insult, that's like the biggest dick I've ever seen, assuming a little town is a minimum of 3 houses that's ginormous

is that a song making fun of tiny dicks?

how dare they make fun of MY dick!

Op are you Korean

nobody in their right mind likes thinking about penises while playing a video game.

Honestly, if my dick was the size of a town I'd be pretyt happy with it.

Because as much as women accuse men of "only wanting one thing" they are equally guilty of the same and inherently think in sexual terms. Women literally selected evolutionarily for big dicks.

By the way it cuts both ways - women suffer from boob envy really really badly (ass envy too but at least that can be corrected through exercises). In fact women attack each other over that issue way more than they harass men over little dicks, mainly because big boobs are rarely hidden.

tfw benis is only duplex sized

who wrote this travesty?

i was under the impression that zoomies all had big girthy cocks so why are you all so mad?

It's in character. They absolutely would have written something like that. Having a racist character being racist wouldn't mean that the devs were condoning racism either. In the same game a guy and girl call the fat MC ugly.
Welcome to 4channel. Have you been enjoying your culture war? We generally don't put blank lines after green text or quotes, but don't worry about it.
Angsty teenage girls that find boys yucky.

Shut up retarded millenial manchild

???

you're the ones always going on about how you dickmog each other and how women all want giant chad penis.

Small boobs don't matter, women are all fat, tattooed and have a nose ring, oh and of course they are not virgins. They destroy their own selves themselves.

????????

I think if you spend time thinking about this in your day to day, while doing housework, for example, you should peel your face off with a microplane because the rest of the world is apparently just as abrasive as a teenager bully diddy and you probably aren't long for the world to come.

zoomers are way more obsessed with penis size than millennials were at their age. you guys act like it's one of the main things women want and if you aren't huge then never date ever.

I'm a millennial and I'm the op

Wait, aren't those girls like 12? Why are they writing songs like this?

Fujos are a big chunk of the gaming market

all this talk of hell and underworlds

I am utterly convinced that the world is made up of a few thousand actual humans and everyone else are roaming demons.

They're almost 17
Also don't pretend you weren't worse

I'm a guy, I don't think about dicks.

GASP

LEFTISTS ARE HYPOCRITES GUYS

What a shocker of a surprise.

You should go to therapy

I heard some shit on npr a couple years ago, about some lard with her book about fat acceptance, and that "fat" should be a perfectly acceptable word (stigma free) because there's nothing wrong with obliterated knees, early onset type 2 diabetes, heart disease, hypertension, or anything else associated with being a beached whale, such as difficulties wiping your own ass/ proper bathing
So what's (You)r problem, anon? Why do you hate people that look and presumably smell like they exclusively live off a diet of burger king?Because you literally need several extra inches just to go around all that fat to achieve penetration
Those bitches just happen to be fans if hyperbole

Having a racist character being racist wouldn't mean that the devs were condoning racism either.

Would the writers of this game agree with your statement?

nice, so as we males know boob size does not matter, and while people have preferences pretty much everything is somebodies preference. The whole boob issue is in the women minds.
this means its the other way around for dicks and everyone should stop worrying about them
unless youre gay then you still gotta worry about it
i wonder if lesbians have boob competitions

no the demons just inhabit everyone, you gottem too. the less self aware someone is, the more they are entirely suppressed and subverted by the demonic influences

No, no. Most people are sheeps. Retarded sheep lemmings who behave how society at large tells them to. It's the current rulers of society who are roaming demons.

Women literally selected evolutionarily for big dicks.

Extreme fucking [doubt] considering the two nations with over a billion people have micro peckers

gookbwos don't look!

compared to other apes even an average penis is pretty big.

Except in typical woman fashion there's a double-standard. It matters a lot to women, a lot. That's why it's their go-to insult for men. Because it genuinely matters to women and they WILL break up with a man or even mock him behind his back (or even openly) over having a small penis.

Humans are the most well-hung primates, in fact one of the most well-hung animals on Earth. Obviously it matters to women or this wouldn't even be something quantifiable.

their go-to insult

because they are projecting their boob insecurity and assuming its the same thing

isn't penis size 90% of what makes sex feel good for women?

i dont know, but lets consider this: as a homofaggot its more about whether it jabs the right spot so shape is most important, yet as a male i am still obsessed by huge dicks even though it makes little practical sense to be.

this means women might have some kind of psychological big dick attraction, but since they dont have dicks what would cause it? Do they still feel fear of inadequacy expressed through dicks despite not having any to start with? Is being a woman just like having a nanodick?
it would be strange if this were the case.

what ever big dick attraction is, its not physiological

Mention their weight and they're in shambles.

No, more like 50%
Even less if the guy is good with his fingers or mouth

They do need new material though.
Soon enough making fun of manlets will get old too.

don't women think less of men who can't make them cum with their dick?

You don't even know what avatarfagging is you fucking newfag

Don't be ridiculous, it's evergreen

It's realistic. Can you honestly say schoolgirls and women don't mock men for having small penises? Original LiS had the same problem, dialogue was peak cringe but it worked because that's how kids in school talk. You just don't like this because you've decided that you are the joke so you're going to take it seriously.

Porn brained retard

women are the ones saying that thoughever.

Because they have low self esteem and comments like this make you seethe. Look at this and so many other Anon Babblecore threads like it, if I was a foid I'd keep making fun of dicklets because you will always hyper focus on the mockery and give me the reactions I'm going for when all you had to do to avoid looking like a joke was just not respond since women die if you don't pay attention to them.

I wouldn't sell it so short like that, I think it's something we can lean on for a long time.

Most penises are city-sized.
Literally only matters if you're fucking animals, retard. Human penis sizes are compared to, and tell me if this is too technical for you to understand, other human and dog penises.

I think he doesnt like it because it is hypocritical. If you are body positive then you should make fun of any body or part of a body. He just needs to learn that women are hypocrites and that he shouldnt care about shit games

Penis jokes were all the rage when we were 12, most Anon Babblefags repress their disappointing school memories so they don't ever think about it.

And what? Have my theories confirmed?

In porn?

based

This is why I dont go to therapy, id probably get bullied :<

"Men" with little dicks aren't really people, insulting them for their failure is your civic duty

imagine my shock that body positivity is only for women to feel better about being fat sacks of shit

boob size does not matter

Boobs are not inserted into a pleasure hole designated by nature for the purpose of procreation, it's as false as an equivalence could possibly get. Might as well counter "u hav smol pp" with "YEAH BUT YOU HAVE SMALLER EARS THAN ME" for all the relevance boob size has to dick size. The only similarity between dick size and boob size is that pointing out how small the subject is causes seethe.

big dick energy wouldn't be considered a thing if size didn't matter to women. we wouldn't ever talk about size if it didn't matter.

Actually they think highly of men who can make them cum in other ways.

it is hypocritical

Cool but they're teenagers so of course they'll act like that

This is just that ABCDEFU song.

i doubt it.

Guess they're right considering the response

Reminder: this is a Jewish demoralization thread.

It's not that it doesn't matter completely, it's just that the required size for sex to be good is quite small

lighthearted video game thing

DA JOOOOOOOZ

Moving on

Why should anyone take a virgin's opinions about sex seriously?

it's just that the required size for sex to be good is quite small

then why do women always openly shame men who aren't objectively big and praise and gossip about hung men?

giga chad sex havers and incels have the exact same opinions on sex and women. it's only the inbetween simps and midwits who disagree.

Same reason why men always openly shame women who aren't physically attractive to them and praise and gossip about hot chicks

Lost Records thread

game starring four lesbians

everyone talks about dicks instead

cause penis size is important for sex and all women want their man to be big. for pleasure reasons and to make other roasties jealous.

Anon Babble moment

Dustborn some how managed to produce a worse song.

youtube.com/watch?v=zmGd0rlcjl4

If they keep doing this I'll harass women on facebook every day

You gotta go to a male therapist to talk about that kinda shit, women genuinely and truly don't understand, nor do they make an effort to. As much as they pretend to care, women really don't care about feelings outside of some performative nonsense.

They truly do not understand that there are plenty of men who were ostracized from a young age for being weird and ugly, never learned how to date or ask girls out when they were kids - and making mistakes is forgivable, and so these men just grew up into awkward loners who desperately want that kind of connection but simply have no idea how to go about it.

Then combine it with the unfortunate reality that even being over the age of 18 with zero sexual experience is considered weird and off-putting by most women, and you're trapped in a pit with little hope of escaping from - especially if you are not conventionally attractive.

Women truly do not understand how lucky, blessed, and protected they are. They truly do not understand the isolation and scrutiny that comes from being a man - they think they are oppressed and abused when all of society is built around placating and protecting women.

talking about penis size and foids is video games

you're weak, rabbi

Sure but therapy is advertised as one size fits all, people won't know to go to one gender or another for specific issues.

I actually love these woke games. Some of the best threads on Anon Babble these days are dunking on them and making hilarious memes. They keep failing, wokies keep shrieking, the laughs keep coming. I love this shit.

It's
LITERALLY
in a video game.

shitty "diss track" has a single line about a small dick

THESE WOKE DEVS WROTE A PENIS HUMILIATION RITUAL SONG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Op here I'm just trolling Anon Babbleeddit

shitposting ironically is still shitposting

I know and I don't care
Look at all the replies
These funds deserve to get triggered

Anon I hate to tell you this but it's a near-certainty that most of the posts ITT are bots that pick up on alt-right keywords.

Ain't nobody's dick that big, not even Long Dick Johnson.

you sure this will help us win the male vote?

male vote?

I still don't care I didn't even read most of the thread lol

body positivity's only good if it's for women

smol pp gives foids le ick

Enlightened thread.

I just don't see it how that's beneficial to the game, it doesn't make the game better in any way, it's just a mean spirited joke that most people would find it unfunny since it doesn't even makes sense, it says the guy's dick is as small as a town but that would be a huge dick.

The only people who this joke might appeal to is misandrist women who hates men so much they don't even care if the joke makes sense, as long as it says "small dick" they'll pogface, and these people don't play videogames.

Imagine the chuddiest game out there and you put a joke about how women with small tits are not even female or how bad loose vaginas stink, only the most deranged of incels would laugh at it if it's as lame as this small penis joke, they hate women so much only they would find it funny, most men, even in the right wing, would just find it lame.

t. average size penis

Are you expecting logical coherence from women? HAHA

Ill be your queen and you’ll be under my spell

in hell

Skin is crawling from how dookie these bars are

Is your dick actually small enough for this to bother you?

anything not huge is small to modern foids.

I have a 9 inch dick and a good body, so that could never be me

Never heard of it. Not buying it. Didn't buy Life is Strange.

Anon Babble average is 8"x6" this is common knowledge.

I have an SPH fetish and I've never been more flaccid in my life. No wonder they got dumped. Pathetic. Imagine being such a failure of a woman you can't even turn on someone at the bottom of the barrel. Zero sex appeal, zero rizz.

the people who wrote these lyrics are the ones telling you AI can't replace human writers

Genuinely painfully bad lyrics, subject matter aside

TFW tried a condom today and the regular size was too tight so I didn't get to have sex

I'm gonna make it boys

most lonely incel on Anon Babble in 2025.

anon hasnt quite discovered that millions of people use this website yet and that Anon Babble isnt monolithic

Your new is showing. i dont care if a game has gays or black characters in it, why would i? There are thousands of games out there that I dont like, hell even entire genres, why would i focus my attention on them? Thats npc behaviour

agreed.
why are we still seething bout lefitsts?
we won. bigly.
this is the time to enjoy our victory, not worry about what the losers are saying.

based

genuinely the only people that call other people new on modern Anon Babble are insecure new posters, cause everyone with a brain knows this place has been way beyond saving for close to 15 years. the vast majority of people came here during the election or after. most decent people left and people who have been here a long time absolutely don't act like you.

this much damage control because he has thin skin and doesnt know how to handle banter

lm
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KOREAN BROS GET DOWN!

banter

dude i'm allowed to be a piece of shit to you and say whatever i want under the guise of banter

and if you react negatively in any way you're a fucking pussy

then normalfags wonder why i don't socialize with them.

hes still upset