When are we going to get a GOOD vidya adaptation of evangelion?

When are we going to get a GOOD vidya adaptation of evangelion?
All you'd really need to do is make a persona clone hybrid with bulk slash/zone of the enders/slave zero gameplay for the mech fights

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We already did in 2003

what is this? what does the text say?

"A good chip chong ning nong to you too, sir."

Why didn’t Shinji just fuck Asuka? She was obviously dick hungry.

She was German and therefore autistic.

Autism and low self esteem

autism is a superpower

Never because it's not a good material for a videogame, everything you mentioned is extremely secondary to the series. But you're just a retarded gooner so you don't care and just want a dating sim with underaged women.
Kill yourself.
Contrary to the morons spamming this image and posting that idiotic thread about the translation, I 100% this and it's not good at all lmao

Reddit is down the hall and to the left

Off-model slop

Rei 4 life

Teh Rei is cute

Benis

My current plan is to be in Shinji's place, but not be a fucking miserable cuckold beta bitch, then I will fuck the shit out of both Rei and Asuka and Misato to directly counter the collective stress of everyone involved

NGE2, the PS2 game with all the lore drops
He's asking for permission to hug back

Asuka's fanart is so bad that they have to resort to AI slop

Never. Anno is done with the whole thing. There, no need to make this thread every week now.

Play Ayanami Raising Project

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I can't self insert into Shinji

He's

lmfao

Ayanami Raising project isn't Shinji, it's some nameless dude who Gendo appoints to be Rei's handler

there's the VR thing in 2027 iirc, honestly a perfect fit for the series
i can't wait to fight the angels and my feelings in vr

Shinji is literally too much of a limp dick loser. Asuka could literally spread eagle nude in front of him and pull him in with her legs and he still wouldn’t be able to manage to score

Kill yourself

What does Asuka even see in him?

ねえ、 僕も、強く抱いてもいい?

Why is the AT meter important?

He can be pretty cool when he goes berserk

You mean when his mom goes berserk

No, when HE goes berserk

Probably never. Some things aren’t destined to ever get good games.

That’s fine. It’s good slop. People should post more.

An opportunity.

I was mesmerized by Rei the first time I watched Eva when I was 14ish
Wonder if that was a predictor for how my life would go.

he's a nice guy

I've always preferred Rei and readily accept I'm a complete fuck up in general.

Not much. She’s just a horny teenage girl. The series literally ends with them being the last two living things on Earth and it’s obvious as day they hate each other and she thinks he’s pathetic for not even being able to kill her.

it's MOGUDAN time

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Shinji! Stop being a faggot and plow your fertile teenage girl roomate!

What the fuck did he mean by that?

it’s obvious as day they hate each other

Anon...

Eva is an interesting story but how in the FUCK is it meant to be a video game? Every fight in the show is either a gimmick or over in three seconds, what do you want to "play?" By nature of the narrative, either the angels are one shotting everything or the evas are one shotting the angels, otherwise the world ends. It's not like it's gundam where there are a bunch of grunt suits to blow up

"Not you, Kraut. Rei is better housewife material."

Eva is the perfect setting for Armored Core gameplay.

youtube.com/watch?v=xknnD47tcMU

I'm still MAD Rei didn't get happy ending in Rebuilds... Shinji should be going until he get perfect route.

how?? What are the enemies? just angels, maybe the corrupted evas from the end of the show? there's no variety, it would be like 10 boss fights and that's it

10 boss fights is a 100 hour game.

Big boobs are overrated. They should be perky just like what Rei already has.

Big boobs are overrated

very, VERY wrong imo. I love big tits.

those are bags of sludge that are going to sag down to her knees.

All the angels in the back half of the don't even fight and just cause you to have a mental breakdown, how do you even make that work

just cause Asuka to have a mental breakdown

Fixed that for you. Shinji and Rei handle their perils leagues better than Asuka did

nta but big tits just scream porn addict to me
women with flat chests are mid as fuck but small/modest size breasts are feminine and hot

Leliel

Shinji's mom bailed him out

Armisael

Rei suicide bombed herself, it was unbeatable

Kaworu

He gave up trying to end the world at the very last second and forced Shinji to kill him

I liked the Princess Maker type game where the player was Rei's guardian.

Asuka

Gets shown a powerpoint presentation about how shitty of a person she is and she goes clinically, medically insane from seeing how shitty of a person she is
youtube.com/watch?v=VJ0doO3VFjc

Any games out there announced any Eva collab yet?
I missed the ToF rerun because they didn't fucking send me any emails about it yet they advertise all their other useless shit.

Would still breed her until the universe dies

already mentioned here

an equal when she isn't busting his balls
she also sees a lot of herself in him, which is the primary reason she gets so angry with him
despite how much she gets angry about it it's really sad that she only admits she wanted him to save her when she's damn near at rock bottom in ep 23

Raise your standards bro. Simping like you're doing right now makes you deserve to be ruled by women.

if you mix in jojo you get persona 3

The PS2 Eva game is just a Persona game.

underaged women

which of the two is it?

I like Rei the most. Asuka's not bad I guess.

ginger German gremlin

weird lips
regenerate this without the weirdness please

If they made it now it would be based on the shitty ass Rebuilds and I'd rather just have nothing at all.

there's the VR thing in 2027

Elaborate

You'd enjoy the White Lies by homunculus. He gives Rei accurate tits size and it has a nice art style compared to the more popular Rei doujinshis

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White Lies has a lame ending. Somebody needs to translate Reset, it's good all the way through
e-hentai.org/g/564664/9bb45d5ae6/

Rei has bigger breasts than Asuka...

asuka has been my wife for 20 years now. Why is god so cruel?

those are children

i've never really got the whole "rei is like a doll!" thing asukafags push, i always thought the point was that asuka was wrong about that shit and rei is more than just gendo's doll but they still say that shit anyway
know it's unrelated, but i had to say it

Asuka's simple and Rei's stoic.

Asuka is pretty annoying, I don't like bitchy girls.

He did though?

Yes, but we need to wait for AI to be good enough to translate every frame in real time because apparently it's too hard to completely translate by hacking it

SLOPPA

homunculus

Holy shit that takes me back

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Teenagers are horny fucks, anon.

What happened to this guy? Blew so many loads to his art.

Call me a faggot but i fucking hate when they draw the bleeding virgin vagina. Shit looks painful as fuck. Thank god i'm not a woman

off model

slop

yikes

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I wish Into The Breach had more social mechanics. But admittedly that'd completely change the vibe of the game.

Fine. I will goon to AI art.

Sex with cute Asuka cosplayers!

There's no 100% perfectly on model NGE. Even in the original series the characters look a bit different depending on the episode
For example in episode 11 everyone has a huge chin for some reason

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obvious example is asuka's tits, one minute they're big enough to do the whole thermal expansion model thing, the next minute they're smaller than rei's
the moment you even start caring about off-model, you immediately care more than gainax about that shit