What is the next movie adaptation of a videogame you are looking forward to?
Minecraft
Have we started the fire?
haha chicken jockey
It was always burning
Yes! The fire rises!
The fire rises.
notch should be hanged for this, scratch that the infiniminer dev
Did they light up the theater nogging out over chicken jockey or did some retard try to make lava chicken?
FLINT AND STEEL
Minecraft 2
FAAAAAAAAAKE
I saw a clip of the lava chicken song and I gotta admit, it's kind of catchy.
What happened?
it's Bush's fault.
its an edit you fucking retard
checked news outlets
nothing came out
Why is happening with Anon Babble and the flood of fake screenshot threads?
a second minecraft movie thats a 3.5 hr singleplayer survival world, ending in steve finding a village as the sun sets behind the houses. reusing tweaked versions of the overworld mobs from A Minecraft Movie, steve has like 1 diamond in an item frame and has iron armor come the end, replacing/being worn over his leather armor.
If "passerby's" didn't immediately tip you off there is no saving you
yooo this is fire ACK
Densha de Go
A train driver is on his first day of work on the Yamanote line when a girl throws herself onto the tracks. Thanks to his super reflexes, he manages to stop the train 1 cm short of hitting the girl, preventing her from committing suicide.
From then on we see the drama involving the train driver struggling to overcome the trauma of the first day, while he tries to deal with an unexpected crush with the suicidal girl.
During the story there is a lot of emphasis on the act of driving trains, and at one point he begins to rival another driver until the hero achieves the mythical 0.0cm-0s at a stop at Shibuya station.
L-L-L-L-avaaaaa
C-C-C-C-hiiikeeeeen
CLEAN IT THE FUCK UP JANNY
HE SAID IT
Lol, what does he say to generate this autistic commotion?
Is shit like this still happening or was this just on opening weekend? I want to experience this
CHICKEN JOCKEY
CLEAN IT UP, MOP JOCKEY
this is what bored highschoolers do now
What happened to setting shit on fire in the middle of field while get black out drunk?
Chicken jockey.
Any of the final fantasy games or chrono trigger, hell any rpg in general would be appreciated.
Since the world been turning
the algorithm is the entire personality of these people
The skibidi toilet movie is going to be hell for whoever cleans up the bathrooms.
Wait do kids just have their smartphones out the entire time in movie theatre's now?
in movie theatre's now?
In their what?
CHICKEN JOCKEY!
we've reached a level of "clean it up janny" we've never seen before
None, never watched any of that shit, never will
Try not being stupid.
Only when jack black says chicken jockey, cause that’s the funny pat, the algorithm said so , so it must be true.
conceptualize the aroma
FLINT AND STEEL!
half the audience jumps up in an obviously planned fashion
one guy has an actual live chicken with him
"How did the guy sitting next to them know to start recording?"
bruh
thanks obama
America needs armed guards to stop people from rioting over a cartoon
the shining remake looking a bit overlit
What the fuck are these organized cults that do this?
These things come in cycles.
Tiktok cults yes
you fucks remember Snakes on a Plane?
4 left dead
I kinda wanna watch it, too. Smart marketing.
they did nothing wrong
So this is just rocky horror for zoomers now huh
I...AM RAZIEL...
The anon thats about to say "T-they are just having fun." or "This was a genuine reaction." should be lined next to these zoomers and be executed.
Jack Black will play every videogame protagonist...
I...AM SPACE HARRIER!
I...AM TURRICAN!
CHICKEN JO-
Zoomers are not actual human children
giving money to Jews for pedowood slop
What the fuck was the point of making this strawman? Go back.
CHICKEN JOCKEY!
CHICKEN JOCKEY!
CHICKEN JOCKEY!
CLEAN IT UP WAGIES!!!
Hahahaha, I was there when it happened! I got 3rd degree burns around my body though :(
Now you're lava chikcen. :3
Morrowind
CHICKEN JOCKEY
Well that was easy. Now line up.
Spending time shooting strawmen.
Go back.
in every video all the little zoom zooms have their shirts off and are all over reach other
Why is that generation so fucking faggoty?
n-no i wasn't going to say le epic zoomers are just having some skibidi fu-
BANG!
What is wrong with the youth? There is nothing funny about any of this.
They are kids having fun.
You're too weak to do anything to me.
They can see that everything in their future is absolutely fucked, so this is their coping mechanism
I'm sure theaters aren't even mad about this because they're selling absolute shit tons of overpriced popcorn and they don't have to pay the janitors any more than they already were to clean it all up
Reminds me of zoomers throwing bananas in theaters trend
Have to imagine retarded strawmen because you can't contribute anything of substance to any discussion.
*clap*
CLEAN
*clap*
IT
*clap*
UP
*clap*
JANNY
*clap*
CHICKEN JOCKEEEEEEY
Chicken Jockey. There's nothing particularly special about the moment but the marketing for the movie kept showing lines of Jack Black just making the most random references to Minecraft. Like him dramatically saying "Flint and Steel" and it just came across as absurd and contrived so all of his lines like this took off on tiktok so him saying "Chicken Jockey" became a huge meme and now that the movie is out they're turning it into a rocky horror picture show'esque thing except significantly more frustrating for wagies.
Is there a chicken jockey in minecraft?
Its when a baby zombie rides a chicken, its called a chicken jockey yea.
"Meme"
Fucking American boomers still acting like memes are a cultural anomaly in 2025
Thoughts and prayers btw
Soda?
Yes, it's a rare enemy.
Nosey fucking hags started calling the police on kids going fishing or building clubhouses, so when legal fun or harmless illegal fun is ruined they then turn to performative ways of fucking everything up for everyone.
I find it so funny that CHICKEN JOCKEY ie what drives the audience wild and not this.
kids going fishing
don't fish outside of season, and when you do fish in season it's the hag that get fined like the bitch she is
there's also other ways to have fun other than acting like niggers but what should i expect from kids that grow up with phones as soon they are out of the womb
don't fish outside of season
Either I fish out of season, or I set fire to some cars.
Make your choice, cunt.
Does the movie even have any nuance, like anyone asking why a grown ass Jack Black is shouting Minecraft references in an isekai world?
None. Not after this thing was a success.
The next 5 to 10 years of adaptations is gonna be trash if they think they can get away with it
Assassin's Creed movie
zoomers start shanking each other
CHICKEN JOCKEY!
He'll appear in the sequel, post-credit scene.
It will be worse shitstorm than chicken jokey.
how about stop being a low impulse control brain dead ape?
zoomers burning down buildings now
this entire generation have been turned into niggers
Why do liberals hate fun?
Boys will be boys.
I am liberal and been laughing my ass at these webms since yesterday.
you're obviously a fake liberal
this already exists but i doubt anyone remembers it
if you think boomers shaking their fists at those damn disrespectful kids is a liberal thing I don't know what to tell you
I remember watching scream when I was young and seeing that scene where people go apeshit whenever ghostface makes a kill.
I always thought it was completely unrealistic and stupid "people don't behave like that irl".
It feels strangely heartwarming to know little me was wrong.
this looks like a gay porn parody
this is actually a moderately big meme among millenial/zoomer beaners.
CHICKEN JOCK-
Because theaters are for quietly enjoying movies, not acting like nogs for tiktok likes
if only....
Post the vids in here so we get sound
gonna go to the movie theatre tomorrow
hope there's a lot of chicken jockey and popcorn
mfw chicken jockey
So this is like if Toad said "Super Mushroom...!" when Peach pulls one out for Mario in that training montage?
Though there was that Bomb-omb scene in the live action Mario Movie which makes a bit more sense since he brought out a bomb and all.
For a moment I though I had seen it, but then I remembered that it was actually prince of persia, but I don't recall anything about it.
Because this whole thing already fizzled out but people want more
lol this must have been the original Joker
they were salivating so much at the idea of a mass shooting at the "incel movie"
Especially with the Batman shooting that already happened where the guy thought he was the joker, the news would've produced endless content with that narrative thread.
They're smuggling in dollar store popcorn in their backpacks.
Primordia and Dredge are getting movie adaptations, i'm cautiously optimistic about those.
In Mexico a group of teenagers sneak 42 handguns, 5 machineguns and 2 rocket launchers into the theater and celebrated Chicken Jockey by firing at the screen
americans are weak, mexicans are on another level
Pics or didn't happen.
fucking kek
he doesn't smuggle in a garbage bag full of popcorn, to deny the concession stand even more money
he doesn't bring melted bubble gum and sticky soda under his coat
he doesn't "accidentally" spill both of them over the popcorn, thus creating a sticky monstrosity that requires 5 hours of specialized dry cleaning equipment just to clean up
I'm not saying to do this, it would be highly unethical and would make the life of a movie janitor miserable. I also wouldn't advise doing this because it would cost the theatre thousands of dollars, since that theatre would be closed for multiple hours, thus being able to show the next viewing.
Imagine if the theaters paused the movie right before the scene and individually inspected everyone's snack/drink levels and removed anybody that was clearly not consuming it
I actually remember really liking this movie and watching it often when I was growing up, I didn't even know it was based on a video game til later.
Vtmb movie would be cool bit I don't think there's are studio/production that can pull it off.
Idk I was in Paris 18 years ago and went to see a film during day, don't remember what it was but popular horror series. Theatre was full of teenagers and everybody, especially the girls were screaming so much that I walked out.
It's just how these pigs are.
I will admit, I was fully expecting a shooting. I feel bad now. It was kind of heartwarming to see everybody just identifying with Arthur.
Movie sucked, though.
This is fascinating to me because it demonstrates how society really doesn't have any way to handle large groups of people just refusing to behave themselves. Our entire civilization is just reliant on the majority acting with concern for others, we have no contingency plan for a generation acting like feral unhinged chimpanzees.
The hot new meme escalation is bringing actual eggs and hurling them at kids now, apparently.
smuggle
garbage bag full of popcorn
Commonly referred to as the hunchback maneuver. Takes a while to learn and master it.
society really doesn't have any way to handle large groups of people just refusing to behave themselves
we do. people just don't like to talk about it.
There are no words for the level of chaos this shit is going to cause.
popcorn : 8$
movie ticket : 12$
throwing 3 eggs : 18$
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
You're a millennial.
Why was this deleted, janny?
Based post.
it demonstrates how society really doesn't have any way to handle large groups of people just refusing to behave themselves
People are getting escorted out by police and most likely arrested. What are you talking about?
Only after they do something bad. If the police arrested them before they committed a crime, we wouldn't be in such a bad situation.
Do you not understand how much money theaters are making from this?
How would they possibly do that in this situation? This isn't a terrorist plot its some dudes bringing eggs to a theater kek
16 and 17 year old zoomers are not "grown ass men".
If a man's considered guilty for what goes on in his mind then give me the electric chair for all my future crimes, oh.
You ever wrapped a metal spoon with tap and stuck it under a faucet with the water set to maximum heat?
I think that's what anons is pointing out.
All you can do is wait for them to go ape then escort them out. Then bring the next group in, wait for them to go ape, then escort them out.
Punishment is pointless if it doesn't dissuade others from doing the same thing.
Punishment is pointless if it doesn't dissuade others from doing the same thing
We have no idea if it will dissuade people or not because it literally just started happening.
Also movie theaters operate from the idea that people don't do this. If people start constantly acting this way they will adapt. The idea that we have no way to prevent people from doing shit is retarded. Theaters don't even try because they've never had to before.
Valve can collect royalties on the Gman skibidi toilet, right?
I've never played Minecraft, wtf is a chicken jockey and why does its mere name cause zoomers to act like this?
CHICKEN SNEED
THIS
Chicken Jockeys are rare spawns where a baby zombie (literally just a smaller, faster zombie) spawns while riding a chicken. They have no value outside of "heh, neat" reactions. The clip from the Minecraft movie earned infamy from how Jack Black delivers the line where he simply says the name of the combined mobs. That's it; that's the meme. Just Jack Black saying "Chicken Jockey" to Jason Momoa.
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More like
CHUCK'N SNEED
Some things are just too benign for example worthy punishment.
What are they gonna do, publicly hang some dudes for throwing eggs in a movie theater?
The best thing they can do ban people, anything else would just be excessive.
So it's like if an articuno appeared in a pokemon movie and jack black said "articuno" and that's it?
Hardly.
Janny trannies are sensitive zoomers.
Yes. It's that simple. Pretty dumb, right? It just works though.
He said something retarded like "chicken jockey" as a nod to the gamers "hey, you know this thing from the game?" and it came out unfunny and cringy. And with everything unfunny and cringy, it rounds back to being ironic and epic
Why are zoomers like this?
You're now understanding the power the Al Gore Rhythm holds over zoomers.
I remember seeing Mortal Kombat in theaters when it came out and everyone was cheering and clapping when the announcer said "Reptile" right before the fight, straight out of the games. Nobody threw shit though.
why was no one bothered about her shouting in a theater
holy based
Millennials were still being beaten by their parents.
it demonstrates how society really doesn't have any way to handle large groups of people just refusing to behave themselves.
It's called Segregation. And it works.
They used the dagger of time very sparingly in this movie, but it makes it the best because of that.