Why can’t zoomers just fucking sit down and enjoy a movie like everyone else. This is embarrassing

Why can’t zoomers just fucking sit down and enjoy a movie like everyone else. This is embarrassing.

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The problem is not the chaos, the problem is that the company tells them when they are allowed to have fun, fucking weird and sad

Why are GenXers seething about a situation they caused themselves?
You people raised them (or didn't, technically.
You created the content they consumed

Nigger the only vidya here is the single appearance of the word minecraft in your screen slop, what the FUCK is this? Are you proud of yourself?

Various malls and McDonald's have started banning teens unless they have ID or parent accompany them. All because they can't act properly or steal shit.

Reminder that the only reason why this is getting so much media attention is because it's a bunch of young (mostly white) boys who are having a good time. That's completely unacceptable in 2025. Meanwhile, the LGBTQ+ blessed film Rocky Horror Picture Show, which encourages its attendees to literally be as obnoxious and destructive as possible, gets a free pass.

Too much testosterone.

i'm too old for this, what the fuck is chicken jockey and why do zoomer like it so much?

None of them do it because they enjoy it, they do it because it gets them views on tiktok or youtube or Instagram or whatever they fuck

Yea right, this is coming from the generation where alot of the girls are dating older guys.

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kek get fucked boomer, zoomers are the protagonists now

Super rare enemy in Minecraft. It's like seeing a shiny pokemon.

the generation where alot of the girls are dating older guys

So every generation?

Because the movie is shit and if Zoomers were going apeshit and acting retarded it'd be boring as fuck.

I see, I mean it's fine since it's just kids having fun, the problem will happen when some idiot decides to take it too far.

Rocky Horror Picture Show has an established history as a cult film, that’s why it gets a pass. Plus it is usually only shown at venues that are prepared for and expect that type of behavior, which by the way is nowhere near as destructive as what we are seeing here. Shut the fuck up zoomer because you don’t know what you are talking about.

They're the first generation of natural-born autists.

It is a generations of scrawny mutts raised by single moms
please understand

maybe the zoomers have to power to free us from our jew overlords

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It's just idiots throwing popcorn and random shit like tshirts

Why do zoomers speak so fucking slow and with such little vocabulary . They rely on ebonics like crazy, i’ve never met a booksmart zoomer.

they kowtow to them more than we ever did

who are having a good time

you are a retarded subhuman

Change their color.

silent generation?

Why can’t zoomers just fucking sit down and enjoy a movie like everyone else. This is embarrassing.

They are literal retards. I mean, look at their hairstyles. You could have a blonde white kid with perfectly straight hair, and he'll spend hours rolling it in curls like a literal fucking perm so he can mimic his favorite black fuzzy-headed idol. I'd say most zoomers who use tiktok and follow trends and "challenges" have a sub 65 IQ. They're literally fucking monkeys. Actually, I apologize to monkeys because their feats can be quite impressive sometimes. Unlike lil zoom zoom who can only jump up and down when he hears the mkultra trigger words "chicken jockey" and throw his $30 bucket of popcorn that his single mom literally slaved away for 2-3 hours so should could afford it.

Fucking. Retards.

I would fuck a cute zoomette

let zoomers get raised by the internet

act shocked when they turn out to be subhuman animals

Get psyop'd into a pavlovian behavior by TikTok

Think they can free anyone

Sure thing, kid.

It's alfies doing this, not zoomers

People aren't teaching the unwritten cinema etiquette anymore

Talk like niggers.
Act like niggers.
It all adds up.

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Chicken Jo key

Why can’t zoomers just fucking sit down and enjoy a movie like everyone else

Hello fellow old-anon. I see you're struggling to come to terms with being old and stuck on stage 2 of your grief spiral, anger. I suggest reflecting on why children acting like children upsets you, likely because you don't get some asinine child tiktok meme, and move on so you don't become a bitter out of touch husk of a man.
Faggot.

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What specific point in time did 75% of countries become statistically more based than the USA?

videos show zoomers

I don't hate young people.
I hate niggers and normie cattle, and the zoomers in questuon fit both criteria

Just accept you're old and move on. You'll be happier, you angry nigger.

just having fun bro, let up

the generation where alot of the girls are dating older guys

That's literally every generation ever.

I'm surprised of how many different shots there are of this one theater with these two retards who somehow smuggled an actual live chicken in.

They are more based than you

We weren't raised and we turned out okay so we thought you guys could do it to. Probably should have dropped hints about huffing gas and paint in the garage for a good time, that must have been what you guys are missing.

seems like everyone was in on it

I don't go to movies anymore because I assume that everyone has their phones out at all times so it doesn't surprise me.

If I owned a movie theater I'd just make it so they skip that scene in order to blueball all the retard broccolis.