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Whats the zoomer version of big 3 anime?

There's none, the big 3 was very specific to the era they were at their peak.
Nothing released after caused such a surge in popularity for Jump.

my hero, one punch, and demon slayer

zoomers don't even read manga

Replace one punch with JJK

There's no such thing. That big 3 happened at one coincidental point, it doesn't mean there must always be 3 and only 3 anime that are the most successful of their time.

It's funny that no modern manga are inspired by One Piece.

There isn't a literal one, but the equivalent is My Hero Academia, Demon Slayer and Jujutsu Kaisen.

bleach is the worst one

accurate

i mean NOW, hunter x hunter is old as shit too.

Zoomers can't read. I guess you would replace it with fisher price toys.

Slow burning but really worth to stick around, it keeps getting better

Starts weak, gets a lot better, then becomes trash

Strongest start of the three, also the biggest fall

Bleach is actually SEGA and xbox is some newcomer western infused shit like my hero academia. Both bleach and sega burned brightly then fell off a cliff but they defined what was cool for a generation. All the modern popular replacements are actually variants of bleach.

Toriko

The original Dragon Ball run lasted for 10 years. Technically BnH lasted longer, but it didn't feel like it because the progression went by much slower and even ended the main conflict at the first year. That'd be like Pre-TS Luffy and Naruto achieving their goal in their respective middling arcs long before the TS.

what's even weirder is they are all inspired by bleach despite it being the worst by far.

One Piece is Ninty and Capcum.

All three are trash that went on for too long becoming empty shells of them sleeves

OP: butt pirates, Naruto: homo rivals, Bleach: lmao Bleach

True.
Also Microsoft can't be Bleach due to the amount of women:breasts ratio as well

Yeah , Bleach actually made a resurgence last year so it should be the PlayStation , Naruto should be the Xbox because it tried and failed to iterate on itself with Boruto

I like Soul Eater. What console is for me

Mashima literally began Fairy Tail ripping off one piss and ended up with a better story.

Captcha: SARDJ

Replace Microsoft with SEGA

As others have already said, there really isn't any true comparison. Partially because there aren't 3 series that are as big going on right now, but also being most zoomers who watch anime/read manga just consume whatever the seasonal slop is. Seasonal slop was a thing in the 2000s too, but it wasn't anywhere near as bad as it is now and zoomers seemingly forget whatever series they previously were obsessed with so they can obsess over the new slop. Anytime I go out to walk my dog at the park, or go to get groceries I see cars plastered with stickers of year after year of seasonal slop anime.

this would imply xbox is the best console which clearly isn't true

you just didn't realise seasonal slop was how the industry worked because they weren't translating it for western audiences. The western anime audience was stuck with the same handful of ancient series for decades before Crunchyroll killed fansubbing and made simulcasting a thing.

Additionally the seasonal slop of the 2000s didn't distract as much away from the big 3 thanks to the fact that most of it wasn't accessible to the western masses. If you wanted to watch anime, you were likely to have seen it on tv (which would be the big 3 shows) or you would go to a video store to buy/rent some japanimation (which was limited to what was officially translated).
Far fewer people went out and watched everything since you either had to know japanese or wait for a fan sub. If it was the former you could either pirate or import. But if it was the latter, you would have to pirate which took a while to torrent with slower internet speeds back then

I was in the middle of typing out an addendum when you posted this. See

All shit compared to Big O

i miss early one piece so much bros...

Dragon Ball Z is PC, obviously.
youtube.com/watch?v=vtiqvsutWf0

Dragon ball is Sega Saturn

There are three Jump series with 100+ million tank sales that began a generation (~17 years) after the Big 3 did, so yes there is a comparison.

Fairy Tail peaked with Phantom Lord and everything after that was only worth reading to see how much dumber it would get (culminating in that guy who could make all non-virgins in the world cum uncontrollably so only the virgin cast members could fight him)

did one punch manga already end? everything else is already over

More people around the world watch anime than back then. The big 3 weren't just the big 3 because of sales, but because almost everyone you knew either watched one of them or at least knew of them.
Now everything is decentralized and normalfags have far easier access to seasonal anime that is pumped out at a steady rate which distracts them from conglomerating into 3 series. A closer comparison would be shit like game of thrones in that it did well enough, but the real effect it had was that everyone talked about it. I never even watched the show, but everyone I knew did.
What 3 shows have that cultural effect right now?

No, bleach is inspired by YuYu Hakusho. Actually Yokai/Demon/Spirit hunter series are some of the most common because it draws from common Japanese mythology that many Japanese will understand. Bleach actually subverted this some by making the spirits Spanish and then going on to feature German Jew Nazis.

We need to go back to the "longrunner" format. It's how series became iconic.
No one cares about the modern batch release formula because shows are just gone before they get the chance to catch on. The idea of reruns just isn't a thing anymore.
Think about DBZ, how many times did you see the Saiyan Saga reran before the networks finally moved on to Namek or anything further? That sunk in!

all 3 were at their best earlier on and declined over time

Nintendo stayed the most consistent despite never hitting the same highs later on

Playstation started strong and kept getting better until a massive drop off later on

xbox had a very strong start and then had a steady decline to being almost entirely irrelevant

Pretty accurate

One Punch is still going on, but it’s very aimless. It’s mostly just Saitama fucking around and there’s a god that exists or whatever.

So nintendo is by far the best of them? Haven't played a nintendo game past the 3ds era so I have no idea but I do know that Sony and Xbox is full of cancer so maybe it's a win by default.

No, my point is that the new gen is heavily inspired by bleach. JJK and demonslayer specifically.

their in house games are still fun, but mechanically a bit outdated, and of course expensive as fuck

nintendo treehouse

sony headquarters moving to california

xbox

They've all been shit for a good while. Nintendo was at their best with the 3ds. The wii u was mediocre, the switch was not good, and the switch 2 is looking shit. Sony has been shit since the ps3 and has been getting worse each gen. Xbox was okay at best until xbox one turned it to shit and now their only redeeming quality is game pass.

As for the anime:

time skip

shippuden

bleach

One piece was okay, but not great. Then it turned to complete dogwater after the time skip. Naruto was good until the sasuke retrieval arc then shippuden ruined the show. Bleach was always mediocre, but had some cool moments. Soul society arc was the best part of bleach and was the last tolerable arc at the same time.