Genshin Impact

The cow's banner ends in just a few days

You did roll for her, right?

who?

How fucking many chests are on the volcano and how many are in the volcano? I hate that they use the same counter.

There's 101 on the surface, but one of them can only be gotten after hurling yourself in. So if you get 100 before exploring the interior, you're good. There really aren't any "fuck you" chests in Atocpan. If it doesn't show up on the compass, it's not all that hidden.

My cowe is C2R1

Why didn't they just give us loli Varesa?

Nobody rolled for this fat bitch.

They finally released another 5-star dish

It was pretty much tailor-made for Hu Tao

She just keeps winning, bros.

I roll for Iansan. She's higher tier than her. (they accidentally made her too good even though she's dark skin)

I did and I like the cow. Don't have any other ploonge characters so she made for a nice addition.

What other catalyst characters besides Varesa & Citlali have unique plunge attacks?

how hungry...

Anyone got a pic of her making the swirly eyes?

still working on it...
FUCK TIGHNARI

I tried, got jumpscared by a Mona C2 instead.

c1r1 f2p
I am dry.

I like how the new area changed all the phlog recharge points specifically to accommodate her. They fucking knew we'd be running fucking everywhere with her.

I wish the ones in the older areas would work that way too. Varesa can run pretty much infinitely without them so it's not a huge deal, it would just be a nice QoL change for her and Mavuika too.

so what's the mystery island to the west of the volcano?

I thought she was a cute girl who just happened to be chubby but 100% of her quest so far has been her being hungry and talking about eating. Do they even explain the wrestling alter ego?

Got the cow, and I have done about half of the current event with her as the carry.

Mualani sort of.
I think thats it though.

Do they even explain the wrestling alter ego?

Yeah they do.

faggot.

Man I love it when games have such and sexy cowgirls. Makes you want to snuggle with them first.

he sleeps there
stop disturbing him for chests

The entrance to Mare Javari, maybe?

I got her very low pity so I actually managed to get her Signature weapon and C2 Iansan
No idea how her team works like yet
I'm still farming for those stupid foxes, why are there only like 4 on the entire map?

What are you talking about? That's clearly just a bunch of unmoving fog. Totally nothing in there. Stop looking at it.

There are more, are you checking both zones?

Just wanted to kill a bunch of hilichurls at the bottom of a lava pit

Suddenly, I'm following a robot dragon statue around

This shit just keeps going & going

Anyone else having trouble with settings' changes not being saved permanently?
I have to turn dynamic resolution off and change the Environment Detail to high every time I log into the game.

There are 10, 5 on the regular Natlan map and 5 on the Sacred Mountain. Just go and visit some random other players worlds, most people are willing to help.

Of course.

Honestly I never check, so I have no idea.

The conclusion was kino, so I was okay with the sudden fuckheug detour.

Since genshin has all character models available for public use, does that mean a vtuber could use them without being copyright raped?

I hate how streamlined exploration is in the latest zones. It's okay having a narrative to accompany the new maps but the way it is now you are basically following a straight line through some nice vistas and have a bunch of chests spawn after each checkpoint.

how retarded are you

So is hoyo just gonna scrape the entire english dub? each passing day the voice actors further prove that they are indeed mentally ill

There are people who read this and somehow didn't realize that Tanya was being tasked with killing this chick at sea

You just saved her life

Got the birb, mizuki and C0R1 cow in 170 rolls.

707927009

Not only streamlined but short on content, the volcano has easily only 1/4 of shit to do compared to dragonspine.

No idea how her team works like yet

Her best team is her, Iansan, and Chevy, with the last member being a Pyro of your choice. Most people use Mavuika or Xiangling but you can use Bennett or even Dehya if you don't mind circle impact.

Yep

about average i'd say

scrape the entire english dub

hope so

I did. I love her to the point she may become my new favorite. Sadly I don't have a second lost prayers for her and I ran out of primos while getting her so she is coping with Neuv's booka
mavuika E > ianzan QE > chev hE > justisu is what I'm doing and seems to work well

whole gimmick is that she's a fat gluttonous cow

actually not even fat at all

yawn. boring.
lemme know when there's an actual fatty, or a banner for a fox.

I honestly didn't realize it the first time, even though the wording made it pretty damn obvious.

I didnt get cloud retainer with my last primos so I quit and uninstalled. Somehow the game only got worse over time

Who should I slot in the Varesa/xianyun ploonge team aside from Iansan? Furina?

jeez either everyone and their mom is waiting for Skirt or the game is fucking dying

Yeah, Furina, Iansan, and Xianyun

Mualani

Xilonen

Citlali

Varesa

Good region.

equipping a useless book to pump up screenshot stats

Varesa/Nahida/Iansan/Xianyun

Not only did they chicken out by not making her actually chubby, there's been a disappointing lack of fan art doing the job for them (really a lack of fan art in general, she doesn't seem very popular).
I though we were in the age of chub with girls like Bready from Nikke getting so popular.

fat bitches are disgusting and so are you

stfu you sick fuck

saving for gyaru cat instead

Mona?

mad because some people want the girl whose whole character is "I'm fat" to have at least some chub

If I was whining that every girl was too thin, I'd get it.

read nigga, READ

the banner you linked was a really bad example, a character that was confirmed to be standard banner fodder and under tuned as a result and sigewinne a certified brick.

usually the banners around this time suck ass in the patch cycle. Dehya is a good example of this.

of course it is entirely possible the game is slowing down, it is working on 5 years old now and covid is long over.

Huuur, WHY ISN'T SHE A VILE TUB OF LARD!?

Gee, I dunno. Maybe because you fatfags are a loud minority and pandering to you is fiscal suicide?

I have like 350 rolls saved up now, and Skirk is the only thing to look forward to. And she might not even be good.
Tempted to just drop the game.

I rolled just once x10, I got her and Iansan, but I'm not going to re-roll because I'm saving for next banners.

Based and gato sexo pilled

by the time she gets rerun, Natlan will basically be done

can't use her skill in the overworld properly anymore

Are they fixing this? At all?

It all return to phlogiston

bike mom and kachi too!

skipping. I will spend to get xilonen c2

girl whose whole character is "I'm fat"

did you even play the game? they don't even mention her being fat
she's the best student of coach iansan and fastest runner
the always hungry/eating joke is a common trope of strong characters in anime

those who skipped her probably weren't even in natlan yet anyway

no, I play the better hoyo game

i went all in and grabbed C4R1 Xilonen on her first banner, debating on going for C6 since i got over 150 rolls saved and 75 pity as is, would be my first c6 since i just welkin+bp if i did, probably not worth it when i could grab citlali cons or new characters.

these days i just use Neuvillette to punch a hole through everything.

still waiting for the next phase of the Song of the Welkin Moon

2025

tribal schizos still trying to start shit flinging wars

not getting her the first time

>can't use her skill in the overworld properly anymore

what do you mean anon?
I'm positive she will be great. Escoffi is shaping up to be a broken cryo support and Skirk also has her artifact set already available to start prefarming

what do you mean anon?

2/3rds of the uptime on Xilonen's rollerskates comes from the phlogiston meter that's only in Natlan.
She basically has an expiration date on her skill.

Escoffi is shaping up to be a broken cryo

I am thinking on rolling since got guarantee but whenever I think about it she in theory will only powercreep shenhe and retroactively buff all previous cryo dps(3) + skirk while not doing anything else for other reactions. She can't be even slotted as a melt team healer.

retroactively buff all previous cryo dps

Ah yes. More Ayaka content. Totally needed that. It's been two months since the last Ayaka appearance, after all!

If they did that joke now and then as an exaggeration about how many calories she burns, sure. But everything she does is about eating.
Her two sentence description mentions her giant appetite. Her idle animation is eating a giant sandwich. She opens a chest and says "I wonder if there's something tasty". On the Pilgrim's Chronicle, where everyone's saying stuff about the power of friendship and whatnot, she says "I never thought my appetite would save the day!". Her quest involves her winning an eating competition. Again. Shoveling down 10x as much food as everyone else. And then she's hungry 5 minutes later.
And even when she was a kid and wasn't strong she says she would eat tons of food while her parents were selling it.
There are other strong characters in the game. And they do not reference eating tons of food every single minute they're on screen.

I got her C2 and it's pretty comfy in any team pretty much, I love using her with Arle. C4 sounds tempting but I want to get Escoffier so it might have to wait until next time

Rolled for both.

No regrets. Emilie has been on my Kino/Yelan team since she released and Varesa was infinitely better than Tatankasauri for the entire new content on top of being super fun to do the skill into attack into skill into attack into burst stuff. It's so fun to slam them.

How do I even use her? I think I'm supposed to Skill, hit a few times, then Burst. But does the burst need to be when the meter is still visible, or does it not matter?

Dont be silly, if you know how to use her she goes farther and faster than yelan in other regions, while being able to stop and jump too. She is not better than Varesa or Mavuika, but she is great

i got a C3R1 Neuvillette with heavy artifact investment with support from a C3 Furina and C2R1 Kazuha.

xilonen's C4 in this situation results in +30k or more per CA tick by itself while the buff lasts

And they do not reference eating tons of food every single minute they're on screen

Why would they use the same joke for half the cast?

You can burst whenever since it has zero reliance on her nightsoul but since the buff you get from her skill has a limited duration it's better to burst first and then use her skill.

genshit troons a fat basement dwelling troons

genshit troons live by eating chink shit and drink chink diarrhea

samefag, you couldn't be more obvious.

he's trying to get the tendie mod here to delete thread lol
just ignore

they will show up regardless, the thread will just get remade again, and again, and again like it always has.

genshit troons love eating chink shit and drink chink diarrhea

No because that would mean playing this shitty "game"

genshit troons are mentally ill and not humans
based

Why do the devs hate her?

genshit troons have no cure except death

They regret physical

genshit CHADS are extremely handsome and virile

what would be really funny is if the switch 2 gets a version of the game.

why are genshit troons so mentall ill?

How much damage is she doing solo?
Don't have Iansan built and never got Mavuika

genshit CHADS

lmao sasuga brainrot genshit troon
single digit iq

Of course

A Refined Palate: The Daily Ritual of Genshin Anon (Shitposter, Degenerate, Culinary Pioneer)

Genshin Anon awakens at noon, wrapped in a blanket that smells faintly of Monster energy and fanart regret. His phone’s screen lights up with a barrage of Discord pings and another ban from r/Genshin_Impact. He grins.

12:00 PM – The First Course (Lunchfast, Brunch, or Whatever)
Anon saunters to the bathroom in his crusty Kaeya hoodie, eyes bloodshot from a 9-hour Hu Tao banner reroll session. He peers into the porcelain abyss and exhales.

“Ah… the chef has blessed me today,” he mutters, eyes shimmering with dead memes and poor life choices.

He retrieves a mismatched spoon from the sink, rinses it “for hygiene,” and delicately stirs the bowl like he's Gordon Ramsay making a reduction—except the only thing being reduced here is human dignity.

1:00 PM – Plating Like a Psycho
Using a collector's edition Paimon plate (bought for $89.99 and shame), Anon crafts a fecal masterpiece. A swirl of sriracha in the shape of Zhongli's sigil. Sprinkles of Cheeto dust. A single Funko Pop watches silently from the table, bearing witness to crimes against nature.

He livestreams it to his 3 Twitch followers. Two of them leave. One stays, tips 5 bits, and types “based.”

3:00 PM – Mid-Afternoon Philosophizing
He posts on Anon Babble:

“If Scaramouche can eat dreams, why can't I eat poop?”

He gets banned instantly. He appeals. He wins. He posts it again, louder.

6:00 PM – Dinner à la Dungeon
Tonight’s dish is aged. Left in a jar under his gaming chair for 3 days “to ferment like Genshin’s lore consistency.” He calls it Le Brown Reduction en Jarre.
He eats it with chopsticks because he thinks it’s “classier.”

His Discord bio now reads:

“Coprophage main | AR60 | IRL Abyss Floor 12 clear”

8:00 PM – Community Engagement
He posts a TikTok of himself eating the “brown delicacy” while doing the Klee dance. Caption:

The video goes viral. A niche cult forms around him. Someone makes fanart. He prints it out and tapes it to his toilet.

11:00 PM – Bedtime Reflections
He curls into his gaming chair, murmuring sweet nothings to his Ganyu body pillow.

“Tomorrow,” he whispers, “I’ll try Amber’s loadout… and Taco Bell.”

He falls asleep with Discord open, his last message in the coprophagia roleplay server:

“Rate my new recipe. 1-10. Be honest.”

A single reply:

“Ten. But please, go to therapy.”

don't care
luv me some genshin

Genshit Anon: King of the Culinary Abyss

Another glorious afternoon in Genshit Anon’s lair: LED lights set to “emotional damage blue,” air fryer humming next to a stack of empty Monster cans, and his phone buzzing with a new Reddit ban.
Reason: “Posting war crimes.”
Response: “L + ratio + cope + taste better than your takes.”

He rolls out of bed, slaps on his “Cope Hydro” hoodie (unwashed since patch 3.1), and kneels before the altar: his toilet. But this isn’t just any toilet. This is where legends are born. It’s stained with secrets, trauma, and at least two Taco Bell fourth meals.

Today’s meal?
A handcrafted, slow-aged Crap Tartare, marinated in shame and fermented under his desk in a Genshin-themed Tupperware. He unscrews the lid. It hisses. Somewhere, a god weeps.

He plates it on a bootleg Paimon dish he bought off AliExpress, garnishes with Flamin’ Hot Doritos dust, and spritzes it with vape juice for “aroma.”
He whispers to no one,

“This one’s for you, Zhongli. Rock-solid digestion.”

One Discord ping.
“Bro, Abyss floor 12?”

“Nah. Busy crafting fecal foie gras.”

He takes a bite. Texture? Catastrophic. Flavor? An affront to God. Mouthfeel? Despair.
He pauses. Reflects. Burps.

“Michelin star when?”

Mid-chew, he opens OBS. Streams it live under the tag “Gastrointestinal Any%.” Three people join. One is his alt. The other two are either fascinated or deeply afraid. One comments:

“This is what peak coping looks like.”

Later, he writes a food blog review:

“Explosive umami. Notes of regret. Would pair well with expired GFuel.”

Before sleep, he logs into Twitter and posts:

“If you wouldn’t eat your own ass output, you don’t deserve 5-stars. #GenshitGourmet”

2,000 likes.
Elon replies with a poop emoji.

He smiles.

Tomorrow’s special?
Qiqi’s Leftovers with a side of Morax Mayo.

Bon appétit, internet.

I did and I got her C1 plus C0 Xianyun by mistake!

Why can't I get Iansan's C2? I keep trying but the game won't give it to me. Am I doing something wrong?

there is no pity on 4 stars, never roll with them in mind and just see them like a bonus.

if your lucky maybe they will give out a copy during an event in the future.

Mare Javari

So did Mihoyo just, like, forget about that place and Varka entirely?

I have no idea how Iansan works.

No, Enjou even stole a map to Mare Javari during the one event with Citlali and Ororon, with the suggestion that (You) and Paimon will have to follow and stop his plans.

Varka

Confirmed to be in Nod Krai, which is confirmed as an upcoming area.

They regret overhyping it in the little lore they gave us, probably because making a full sea of fire in they game will fuck the graphics.

Varka

Confirmed to be in nod krai.

elemental skill > basic attack > elemental burst > swap

You triggered the desire sensor, you fool. You should have tried getting Gaming cons instead.

But she's so cool and sexy how could I not want her?

Skill
- Use skill.
- Do basic attack once (you get a one free quick charged attack after using skill).

Burst
- Use burst.
- Switch to main DPS, preferably one that moves a lot like the Natlan cast does. Iansan's burst gets debuffed if you don't move, and conversely gets buffed if you keep constantly moving like an autistic spaz.

try for c2

got jeaned

cut my life into pizzas, this is my last restart

why is she so cuuuuute

She isn't actually. She's quite repulsive. Her color scheme is like gamma radiation.

She is cute you fag

i dont know who either of these people are

fat xiao has done it again.

Iansan's burst gets debuffed if you don't move, and conversely gets buffed if you keep constantly moving like an autistic spaz.

isnt this issue fixed with C4?

why does she wear the ma-
oh

This is basically her exact shtick except much more pleasing to look at.
No I am not a Blue Archivefag I just think this girl is sexier and cuter in every way.

As true as that may be, you can't let Hoyo know that or else they'll curse your rolls.

sigewinne is a redundant whale bait healer and i still havent figured out yumeizuki mizuki's purpose from a mechanical standpoint. She can float for like 3 seconds which is useless for exploration and her attacks are slow and weak which makes them useless for any kind of time attack content.

Someone made a Star Rail fan game and miHoYo said it was fine.

i used the trial version of her in the current event with two pyro units and just absolutely obliterated the mage shields, i guess she is kinda good for that?

she is disgustingly fat bro

So is Varesa.
And I'm not your bro, Rodriguez.

genshin main quest tone

the power of friendship!

genshin character quest tone

we must solve this minor issue in about an hour

genshin side quest chains

the gods have fallen the world is a lie everyone i loved is dead i will now kill myself goodbye this sweet life

why is it like this

She cowe

kids don't do the side content, that's why the main story stuff is Saturday morning cartoons.

Yet they all have one thing in common:
wordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswords

no, its fundementally how her skill works. you can cheat it by doing e first then q, which starts her nightsoul meter at the top, but if you just q and dont move then it will end instantly. Iansan isnt a hard character to use correctly but its counter intuiative to someone who has been circle impacting for 5 years.

you can experiment with her easily to learn. Theres a sound effect and an icon visual that shows you what state you are in and when the tick is counted. You can intentionally stand still and watch it plumet, or you can jump around like a lunatic and bring it all the way back up from 0 to 100%

t. c6 iansan enjoyer

world quests are the cooler quests

genshin side quest chains

"billions must die"

Why did he do it bros?

because you gave him a shitty name

the problem is chasca was released before her and shes way better at that. chasca flies farther, she does bigger damage, she deletes shields faster. shes just a superior anemo unit compared to sexzuki sucubus.

yumeizuki's q drops little healing cakes so I guess shes suppose to be a dps/healer hybrid but shes not very good at either.

I always love that kind of choice and ending. Too bad it didn't mean anything and you get railroaded regardless.

I skipped the dialogue because it was one of those "you have to lose xd" segments so not like I was paying attention anyway. So whatever.

i tried trial chasca along with mizuki and while chasca does alot more damage i was able to 3/3 the buffs in the event with mizuki but not with chasca

Of course.

Playing gacha

lol dude just turn everyone into lava

why are dragons so retarded

I named him Olmec.

Its a classic of anime games, main quest is for the people that just play that and stop there, they want just that cozy story and a baby rating, the giga lore dump with gods and forbidden mysteries are for the patricians that look for that kind of content.

Anyway, Fontaine arc had serial killers and a dooming prophecy, Natlan had "This is not a disaster Paimon, its war" in the main quests.

read all the lore entries scattered throughout the map

yeah they were just GAGGING to die

At the risk of giving it attention:
Just so you know that spammer is German.
A literal Nazi is the kind of person who thoughtlessly hates Genshin Impact.

am i understanding natlan correctly: dragons make scifi civilization, accidently summon the honkai, then get btfo by honkai so they summon the abyss to fight the honkai, the honkai get btfo and leave and then the dragons try to isekai some descenders to solve their abyss problem only to get nailed by faceless human chads and their celestial nails? Be eternally butthurt they played themselves so they devolve into pokemon as a self defense mechanism.

- Do basic attack once (you get a one free quick charged attack after using skill).

I've been seeing people say this, why do you have to do the NA/Plunge? Can't you just Skill -> Burst -> Swap without wasting time with the attack?

Fontaine at least was wrapped in cooky Ace Attorney shenanigans
Natlan was like an extinction event

b-but it's 3 am over here...
also scat, kinda obvious

spoiler

Or indian

That pic is me, mashing the skip button.

He is just anxious

True.
I named him Bart World after pic related.

The attack activates extra buffs unless you have C2 (that activates it automatically) so you can skip doing it.

When you press E her next attack will be a jump/plunge that generates particles for you, so you are powering up her next Q and triggering any weapon effect you might have equiped.

You are mentally ill if you like this shit tranny. Literally braindead

The real question is how quickly they're going to come out with the next map expansion. I really hope it happens next patch, since we're already coming up on summer and Sneznaya.

I only just realized there's a rhythm game in this game.
How often do they update the setlist?
Also am I finally allowed to like Kachina now?

I think it was only recently added within the last few patches

They put natlan music in it now? great

they simply made a popular event permanent, it will continue to get updates eventually just like how the TCG game gets new cards just about every patch.

Yes but hardly any of the good songs.
Xilonen's track is one of the most vomit-inducing songs I've heard from this game. I wish they would have put more tribe themes in instead.

oh fuck is Mavuika's theme in?

BURAZING HAAAAAAAAAAAARD

Which f2p weapon do I use for her? I got her C1 while rolling for Iansan but lost the weapon 50/50.

but I don't think it gives any primos or anything it's just for fun

Cute elf

What if Trump block Genshin Impact, and the game in the west is bought by Musk? My next banner is going to be a fat boomer with a Cybertruck?

No and I don't intend to ever

Widseth as usual