Your ancestors fought saber tooth tigers with sticks meanwhile you can't work a five hour shift at mcdonalads to afford a switch 2. You are fucking. pathetic.
Your ancestors fought saber tooth tigers with sticks meanwhile you can't work a five hour shift at mcdonalads to...
I'm pathetic?
GOOD.
My ancestors would be envious of my life
I have other games. I don't need a switch 2
I have significant rightoid fatigue please stop posting your cringe memes
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Does working a five hour shift at McDonald's make you swole? Will I get a saber tooth meat after the five hours of humiliation are done?
Your ancestors fought saber tooth tigers with sticks
Nuh uh. Before the flood saber tooth tigers and man lived in harmony.
can't work a five hour shift at mcdonalads to afford a switch 2
I don't have to because i'm not retarded
My ancestors didn't have to deal with niggers and Indians like you, OP
Literally false.
Not shitting on a hole isn't worth the suffering modern society inflicted on people.
I think being able to eat everyday would already have my ancestors begging to live in society
I think being able to eat everyday
Most people right now can barely eat once per day, maybe twice if they're lucky and privileged.
Meanwhile your ancestors simply moved somewhere else, hunted and worked the soil without any issue. They had no issue feeding themselves and their families unlike modern people.
my ancestors didn't have crippling autism anxiety adhd ocd and depression
I'd love to work a 5 hour shift at McDonalds but I can't find work in my profession and every entry level job in another profession thinks I'm vastly overqualified and won't even consider me.
Went from making six figures to unemployed for 2 years.
Only one 'GOOD' in the thread
Jocko bros....
Anon I do not believe that you can't find a burger flipping gig. Are you American?
fighting saber tooth tigers with sticks
this is actually not too hard. It's quite easy to fashion a spear which can pierce and we humans, especially back when, were much stronger we easily btfo'd every animal which is why we even have society now. My ancestors would probably kill themselves if they had to deal with social media and a 9-5. A caveman can easily understand things like fighting animal and survival but concepts like social contract and the age of consent would drive him nuts
Or they all fucking died due to many conditions they could barely comprehend. Did you know every human that left Africa for the first 100,000 years of our existence did not make it?
Why do you think Trump is expelling every non-american? Those people are the ones who took over those McJobs.
Things will improve after another year of deportations. Just be patient and be strong.
shoot a sleeping animal from 200+ yards away, if you miss it just looks around and goes back to sleep after a minute so you can try again
or
poke an animal from 10 feet away with your buddies until it dies without getting a chance at fighting back
wow real tough bro
Literally dragging the corpse back to your base would have been a more difficult task
Anon our ancestors were the peak of humanity at the time. Literal gigachads were the only ones to survive, but in the modern age the meek and low genetic quality get to survive. I know which I am and no matter how hard I try I can't beat my genes.
I refuse to work a 5 hour shift at mcdicks because I used to work 10-12 hour shifts at Cook Out, and 12 hours standing is fucking relentless and mentally draining. Now I do Doordash and make like 10 bucks an hour but at least I can listen to my own music and sit my punk ass down, not to mention I get to see a lot of really lovely sights and explore a fuckload of different areas around town.
I need to get a real job but my local government is slow as fuck responding to their job postings.
They don't want to hire a guy in his thirties with almost 20 years experience in an unrelated field, they want someone disposable.
not my problem, wagie
I legitimately do not believe you. My retarded cousin got a mcjob last year. At the "interview" they batch hired everyone who turned up. Including one dude who, when they got to the part where they ask you about former convictions, proudly admitted he had several violent felonies. Hired. There was also a dude who had a full law degree from a nice college but had a melty in a courtroom. Also hired. Even when he told the manager hiring that he'd probably just be there for a few months until everyone had forgotten his melt down.
And neither do you. Keep listening to the ((experts)) who want you to be hooked on pharmaceutical drugs for the rest of your life, instead of taking personal responsibility and growing out of your "mental health issues" like a man.
Read this in Liquid's voice.
its ok you did everything right, this system is just broken
watch falling down to relate
over-educated, under-skilled
not economically viable
humanity is the real threat. Once the animal is dead your "buddies" will turn on you to get the whole pie. Even if you develop agriculture you're worse off than just hunting and gathering because now you're a target.
I assume you live in a city where the minimum wage isn't $20.76.
Source on that?
If your ancestors "just fucking died", then how do you even exist?
Your ancestors didn't have to suffer bullshit like or because they were truly free people.
I know like 3 dudes that made it
My ancestors lived to 40, had their teeth rot out, and barely were capable of day-to-day subsistence until farming was invented. Wherein farmers were then shamed for hunting less and having more kids and generally having a better life than the nonstop adrenaline filled lifestyle of walking 10+ miles a day to maybe kill an animal big enough to feed half of their group that day.
Gargles piss.
videogames fuck off
You sound like a faggot.
Because after figuring out tools in Africa, which merely took the entire human race 100,000 years, humans stopped dying after leaving their home continent.
I'm not the one taking jew-pills forever and stunting my self growth through excuses like wrongly diagnosed mental illnesses, bitch nigga.
Orange county.
And yet you still use this site
Unironically believing "anthropology"'s tall tales
No wonder you're so cynical and depressed.
You really need to read the Bible, and not just to get your facts right.
You really need to read the Bible
What part of the bible teaches you how to hunt?
Sorry provable facts don't agree with your magical sky daddy bro. Can't you just be like the vaguely sane Christians who think God merely flicked the big bang and everything that contradicts that in the bible is the ramblings of illiterate dirt farmers being verbally passed down through generations until the first son could operate a pen?
Bait used to be believable
team kills
makes an entire podcast career out of it
Wait, is this based?
no bro, it all started from nothing, it just formed and developed from nothing and there is no design to any of it and it's all just a random occurrence and these deep computer like processes within our bodies which build to create a being with consciousness is a coincidence and the result of science and nothing else
who are you quoting?
Anon they want a monkey with a pulse. Mcjob interviews are formalities where they check to make sure you can dress yourself and show up. I do not fucking believe the manager who makes 2 dollars more than minimum wage has the cutthroat corporate foresight to selectively hire "disposables."
magic lava