This is Essex from the game Armada: Warship Legends.
This is Essex from the game Armada: Warship Legends
ship game
no ship girls
why even bother
what is this monstrosity?
the Essex I know would destroy this abomination!
that graphics
Is it a mobile game or?
Yes.
And apparently it has zero ship girls. Literally just ships
And the combat feels like Summoners War/Epic 7/Raid Shadow Legends
Eh? Sex?
A ship game without ship girls is like a burger king without burgers
What even is the point?
Play Warship Girls R instead!
that last time i had burger king was 15 years ago
they somehow managed to fuck up soft serve
burger king
why do I feel so hungry all of a sudden?
Are there any ship games with mods that replace the detailed 3d ship models with retarded looking 2d chibis?
Surprise Enterprise!
How do you fuck up soft serve?
How bad could it be that it made the McDonald's ice cream machine look reliable?
Does anyone here know any games that allows me to build absolutely retarded-looking ships?
Warship Gunner was my OG but there's really only one that allowed me to do that
Ultimate Admiral: Dreadnoughts?
Fun ship.
the ice cream was very crystallized
shit was awful
i actually used to like the chain, once upon a time, then they started using cheaper ingredients somewhere down the line
i made my own burgers since then
Yes, but I need something more action-oriented.
Like i'm barfing cannon shells at a fuckton of enemies while doing a barrel roll over a mass of torpedoes kind of action orientrs
SEX!
Does anyone here unironically played naval in war thunder?
That's sounds more like a spaceship game.
I recall that one indie game on steam that is basically jankier Warship Gunner.
I don't know what the name is, hope you anons can find it
Nope, you can't have it
How do you even crystallize ice cream? Did it turn into a sapphire on you?
you only got the copies!
I have run out of sex to give!
Scam game made by scam devs.
Waves of steel is pretty fun and arcadey if a bit simple but it has some questionable ideologies it's trying to push.
crystallize ice cream
let it get not cold then re cold it.
It's what happens ice cream gets old that water sublimates and refreezes
basically, the machine was poorly maintained
Heard it's pretty bad and boring.
I tried it for a few matches. I assume it's pretty fun if you don't suck ass dicks. Unfortunately I suck ass dicks, and kept on getting killed a few minutes after spawn. I had a lot of fun test driving the ships though, so if they made a pve mode I imagine boomers like me would have a field day.
Quick, hide in the bathroom!
questionable ideologies
What do you mean?
no because it takes like 5+ minutes to find a match every time
have sex
The captain of ship barfing cannon shells at a fuckton of enemies while doing a barrel roll over a mass of torpedoes is a disabled black man who is wheelchair bound.
What?s wrong with a black man that is wheel-chair bound? Can't someone be both black and wheelchair bound?
Not while being fit for military service.
Warship Girls R
Insane that that game is still kicking, sad the global server is gone
How can this ship even stay afloat with this many turrets.
With torpedoes on top of that, imagine a shell hitting the aft section.
Wheelchair on a ship that does somersaults and 50g manoeuvres.
This game isn't exactly realistic. It's pretty much a fantasy game. And, look I get it, you want to self-insert into a cool game. You're black and disabled. There are a lot of things going against you. But in a game where ships are doing all kinds of wacky things, why would you limit yourself? Why not be the perfect image you always envision yourself as? This feels like dragging everyone else down. Like, it's a perfect world where anything and everything can do whatever they want - if a ship wants to do a backside 360 then all the more power to them. But a strong, naked black man, that's always oiled and has muscles the size of texas? No way, you can't have that, that's *unrealistic*. You CAN'T dream big, you CAN'T fantasize about being a cool ubersmench - you are DISABLED and ALWAYS WILL BE. Not even in this wacky world where anything can happen can you be not DISABLED like the DISABLED DISABLED MAN you are.
In buzzword terms, it's perfomative virtue signalling.