Have you ever met a Nintendo adult?

Have you ever met a Nintendo adult?

I look like this and do this.

Seen this phrase on bluesky last night, it's catching on. Keep up the God's work!

My friend (formerly male) turned me on to it. Hopefully this will divide the chuds further and prevent them from focusing on us pushing DEI in their games.

Nintendo adult AKA functioning adult. Yes I see those all the time, generally in my workplace. One person I never see is snoychildren which don't ever seem to play the house or play games for that matter. All they seem to do is throw hissy fits on social media

Nintendo adult

oxymoron

a snoy is something you've created inside your own head and they do not exist in real life

Much like Disney it's only acceptable if you're a woman.

I work with one, she's a single mother lol.

Sony fans usually live in urban environments in low-income areas in densely packed housing with high crime rates.

Does "Nintendo adult" only require that you play Nintendo games or is it more specfic than that?

Nintendo adult AKA functioning adult. Yes I see those all the time, generally in my workplace

Tendies don’t have jobs usually, they’re 30 year old live at home autists or YouTubers that build shrines to Nintendo in their basements every Nintendo product ever. Normal adults just aren’t interested in Mario Kart and Pokémon.

If you be an adult playing Nintendo games then yeah, you be a Nintendo adult and you need to grow up.

I dislike interacting with people in general.

Sometimes i do feel like my life is like a videogame, except it's not mario, but Pathologic

So you're saying you're pro-woke, pro-DEI, and hypocritically anti-gamers?

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Nintendo adult AKA functioning adult. Yes I see those all the time, generally in my workplace. One person I never see is snoychildren which don't ever seem to play the house or play games for that matter. All they seem to do is throw hissy fits on social media

MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME

what are those boxes? do they have some figurines or something

BLUESKY PSYOP THREAD DO NOT ENGAGE

Each box holds a bunch of Pokémon card booster packs.

what? are bluesky owning the libs now? based?

It's a pro-Sony trans psyop. It started after an anon was making threads about pro-Sony Discord servers, linked to Bluesky accounts, grooming minors using Astrobot.

this guy is mentally ill

You cut your cock off and claim to be a woman.

so they're trans chuds/allies because they're owning the libs? I can live with that

They think liberal means capitalist or something.

I met a Pokemon Buyer at my job yesterday. You know, the ones that only buy Nintenod consoles for Pokemon.
I mean, I always knew they existed, but I never knew I'd meet one IRL.

Man, 2026 is going to make or break modern Nintendo

Did you not see op image? If the trans chuds on sony bluesky war-room discord are owning liberals like that picrel, then they're doing the good work

That guy is named Ronnie Radke and he's a chud. He recently sent his fans after a far-leftist Launceston City Council member and she had to change her phone number, email, and address.

I don't believe you, sounds like some made-up fantasy. Why do you have to lie?

It happened after the mayor of Launceston, Matthew Garwood (he became mayor after the previous mayor [Danny Gibson] was forced to resign over child sex abuse claims), posted a picture from Radke's concert and faced a no-confidence vote because of it. The leading voice against Garwood was former Greens MP Andrea Dawkins and she drew the most ire from Radke.

that's some nice bot you got there

Each box is an Elite Trainer Box. They retail at like $60. They contain

9 booster packs

1 full-art promo card

65 card sleeves

45 TCG Energy cards

A player's guide to the expansion pack

6 damage-counter dice for the TCG

1 competition-legal coin-flip die

2 plastic condition markers

The actual collector's box to hold everything in, with 4 dividers

Prismatic Evolutions in particular became scalped to hell and back because everyone loves Eevee and its evolutions and the chase cards are practically divine, with a VERY low pull rate. It's hard to find Pokemon cards in retail stores nowadays, much less Prismatic Evolutions.

the older i am, the more i realize that nintendo actually won. sony has 0 games, and while nintendo has shittier hardware there are still many great titles to be played. ps5 was/is a fucking joke

dios mio... what stage of muttification is that?

the bing bing wahoo "men" are here

The term 'Nintendo adult' has been around longer than most posters here.

I've been here since 2010.

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You haven't

Why not?

How did he afford all those if he's a manchild like you claim, he clearly has a functioning life and a job that pays well

Yeah. I've been saying "Nintendo adult" for years. It's a natural extension of "Disney adult" and when you consider how Nintendo is actively trying to be the Disney of gaming, it makes sense.

It's called marketing anon, people like youtube influencers are just talking heads for agendas, and they keep getting fed with money as long as they stay within the narrative

You wouldn't be whining about portmanteau of an already commonly used term (Disney Adult) being from a site nobody has heard of.

Why is that?

Retard

I-I-IT JUST IS OKAY?!?!?!?!?!

You did this to yourself.

Met one? I am one, I'm living the life of a Nintendo Adult

That's just a scalper.

Did you buy them with your own money you yourself earned or received from government, or did your parents pay all this?

Did you buy them with your own money you yourself earned or received from government

Yes (NEET)

You realize you don't even qualify as a newfag right