I would never criticize this company because they entertained me when I was a kid

Do you have to not be cringe when enjoying yourself even if you're alone and no one's looking? Is that a requirement of being a Anon Babble poster?

OHHHH BUT HE LOOKS SO HAPPY YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE HIM HE'S HAPPY, WHAT ARE YOU, JADED?

Gas chambers.

Anon Babble never gives an answer for what kind of games you SHOULD be playing instead of “Nintendo kiddie shit.” Curious.

Kill all millennials.

this guy killed himself btw

Airplane simulators. Or at least War thunder as an entry level, then move on to DCS.
Or just Brood War if you can't be fucked.

Strategy games that aren't Pikmin and racing games that aren't Mario Kart, we told you already and you refuse to listen so you can say "LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU I SEE NO ARGUMENTS"

Nintendo hasn't done anything worth criticism.

Quite possibly the biggest faggot I have ever witnessed in my life.

Is that true?
I know this video was made ironically

The only console I've had more games on than Switch was PS2. And most of those PS2 games were only because it was insanely easy to rip them.

Switch entertained me as an adult the last several years, they've put out some fantastic stuff.

same

In more than a century of history, this company has never done anything wrong once

Sounds unbiased

no dog in this fight but it looks like the guy was mid sentence when the photo was taken now he became the poster for soiboys. fuck me what a legacy.

it’s another Anon Babble bitches about people being happy before posting how they’re lonely and want to die in the next thread over

Man, they’ve reused this plot line so many times…

If they did they wouldn't be this successful.

Yes I guess that explains why Microsoft is so valuable and successful today, they never made any mistakes, ever!

play what i like instead of what you like

only a child lets somebody else make their decisions for them. i don't want to play simshit, i want to play megaman and splatoon

This will literally be me on June 5th. It's been 15years since a Metroid Prime game.

You don't "like" things. When you say "I don't play strategy games, but I'll play Pikmin because it's made by Nintendo" you're just being a mindless automaton twat

Considering the state of their xbox that isn't true.

What compels a man to willingly film himself doing this? For what purpose would you make this then release it so that other people could see you acting like a retard?

Announcing a report is a rule violation, chuddie :3

Proof?

Disney adults and Nintendo Adults are almost always married, but they're still adult children with arrested development. The Nintendo adults are still living childhood and their wives are their new moms. They're also low test and let women boss them around. .

haha look at these people being happy isn't that LE CRINGE

This thread will stay up longer than Famitsu one.

their wives are their new moms

based

being a sexless loner is chad

I was only pretending!

Anon Babble.org/rules#global
7th

He thinks people have sex in marriages

this doesn't count as a console war thread but famitsu does

Jannies are a joke

That's an easy one. You should play Call of Duty and other war simulation games because a man's purpose is to die in another country thousands of miles away instead of protecting the border of their nation against invaders.

I guess your birth would be closer to your mother taking a fat humanshaped shit.

jannies are third world shitskins from SEA and brazil and white discord trannies

It's worse, and not some cool big titty adult woman lording over you and making you her sexual play thing. It's being under the thumb of some idiot woman and you have all these chores and shit to do. They're men who lack the ability to lead and are stuck in child-like state.

but that's not what i said, stop gettingmad at conversations you made up in your head. also pikmin has a lot of unique aspects that make it stand out from other strategy games. someone who doesn't like starcraft or civ might really enjoy the setting, characters, mechanics, or visuals of pikmin instead. so no, it isn't about the brand, its about the game itself.

Are they?

Is this the thread

I don't think its possible for you to project any harder than this.

Adult products for adults.
Disallow companies from targeting the 16-25 year old market, making young adults feel alienated if they keep using children's toys but comfortable with adult toys once enough years have passed.

Disney Adults are usually married and happy

Whilst I would call this an exception, I am depressed whenever I find out yet another terrible man has gotten married before me.
I don't know how life just "happens" for people and know I would have been okay today if it had just "happened" for me.

Normalfags would rather spend the weekend hanging out with friends than playing vidya, thus they meet people

have lots of married friends

they're all tired of how horny their wives are

have bought Her toys just to get her off his back

casually talks about how he's getting snipped as soon as they have one baby

never talked about being gelded before

How does this explain nintendofaggets and youtubers?

They're also normalfags. What, did you think the tendies spend 60 hours a week playing vidya?

Given their weight, unshaven faces and humblebrags about winning match 3s whilst on the toilet? Yeah

Your pic is unironically more chad than the majority of people here.
When he hit her was likely the most aroused she got in years.

There is nothing chad like about throwing a temper tantrum like a child and breaking your video game toy over your wife/gf

What a dumb faggot.

What if i like Nintendo games but i don't look like these fucking bugmen?

warthunder

you should play F2P grindshit instead

end your life

UWAAHHHHH!!!!

YOU SAY I HAVE TO PAY!?!?!?!?

FOR VIDEO GAMES!!!

EVIL COMPANY!!!!!

I HAVE NO MONEY!!!

I SPENT IT ALL ON CALL OF DUTY BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Filtered hard