They never recovered from this

They never recovered from this.

I just call it Circle

What the fuck are you playing online that you have to ask what the keybind for crouch is? It's ffxiv isn't it?

he doesn’t know about C to crouch

bike cuck

Rip off joke

707979645

The fuck?
Every time you start a new game on PC, you have to look up and bind all the fucking keys just to figure out how to play... only to later discover that there's a key for a function you didn't know that existed, like fucking defaulting "P" for map instead of the more intuitive "M".
On consoles, by contrast, the controls are more obvious.

Intuition cuck

press the c button

doesn't crouch

wtf nintendo

Why are PC players so retarded they can;t look at the settings to see the controls? Are they all illiterate?

bike cuck is a PC cuck

imagine my shock

how can you be so retarded? genuinely the most braindead take I've heard today

He had playstation but someone stole it

If I press ctrl and c without my character crouching the devs have made the game wrong

can't tell both PS and Xbox button layouts by heart

/thread

calling a laptop a pc

doesn't set the key bindings himself for maximum efficiency

Xe never recovered xir bike

heh

I hate transparent complaints that are clearly about something. Like this guy surely hears "left bumper" and was floored by that phrase, so he made this comic. It annoys me when people complain about something specific, but they talk about it as if it's everywhere, and only use the one example. Like how ProZD makes those "RPG" videos that are clearly just about FF7 and maybe Xenoblade.

you're only pretending to be retarded right?

I think gta has this problem too
files.catbox.moe/fdxh90.mp4

You’re acting like rebinding keys takes an hour or some next-gen brain surgery. PC games literally let you tweak everything to how YOU want it. If “P” for map triggers your delicate sensibilities, just change it to “M” and move on. Console gamers are just used to getting whatever preset the devs give them. On PC, you get freedom. Sorry that’s too much power for you to handle.

Would you shove that thing up your ass

laptops are personal computers retard, jfc you don't even know the meaning of the words you're writing, then again what can you expect from consolefags

PC players whining about controllers is always embarrassing. They also wouldn't be in that situation of never knowing what the controls were if they stopped using a keyboard

That is me whenever someone says "bumper".
You mean the shoulder button, you fucking inbred?

playing a console port with a keyboard

PCnewfags are something else

What is the best key for crouch?

There is literally no drawback to just having auto-crouch

For me it's Ctrl for Crouch Hold and C for Crouch Toggle.

Groooovin maaaagic

A lot of games have cross play, dumbass

You mean X
C is prone

That wasn't his point.

Name three games

Fuck off I'm not playing a shooter with a controller. Also aim assist is a cheat.
Shift for hold, C for toggle

inb4 what about sprinting

Capslock

Any modern fighting game

Most modern shooters(Apex The finals cod)

Any modern sports game

BL3

DBD

Palworld

SoT

Warframe

Helldivers 2
Chivalry 2
Overwatch and Marvel rivals and shit ton of other shooters
Minecraft
Diablo

crouch on CTRL

use on F

grenade on G

flashlight on T

prone on Z

melee on V

if you disagree with any of these binds, you're wrong

Underrated

Bike Cuck is a PCfag

Of course...

Named more than three

Cannot even follow simple instructions

Disqualified, it looks like I win.

use on F

Well you aren't an EDSFchad so I have no fucking idea as to why you wouldn't just leave "Use/Interact" on E.

crouch on CTRL

instead of crouch on C and toggle crouch on CTRL

What kind of faggot loser plays on a laptop? I mean, consoles are pathetic, but a fucking laptop?

bro your mouse buttons?

Do you not know who Bike Cuck is?

I prefer hold crouch on ctrl and toggle crouch on C. I usually have both bound at the same time if the game allows me to. More game just need to start implementing contextual actions with crouch. Tap crouch for toggle and hold crouch for hold. It's so simple, and I don't know why more games don't implement it as a default.

use on E

but why?

why does he want a controller player to explain what button to press
check the keybinds

pass me the controller bro

It wasn't a big deal overall though.

Well, whoever stole it from him was happier to get a free playstation than he was sad to have his playstation stolen. The total happiness in the world increased.

You mean left-ctrl

C key

:|

C button

Nintendo-sama has done it again...

Anyone remember these?

this convo would never happen unless both parties were retarded.

consolecucks have to buy custom controllers to get turbo

can't even turbo start/select button unless there's a "slow" option

can't turbo Dpad at all

PChads can write their own VB script in 2 minutes and turbo the entire keyboard for free

Was there a single era in gayming where consolecucks didn't get fucked?

If “P” for map triggers your delicate sensibilities, just change it to “M”

If you change your key bindings from what was intended, your button layout is a tranny.

Yeah you prefer playing with cheats you put in yourself you faggot pctard

I like reading books how I WANT to!
Which is having someone else give me a massage. That's my favorite book.

Kek I forgot about that

There is literally no drawback to just having the game play itself

Pcfag after 100 Sony games

Killing this guy would be an act of mercy

usE

thats how it used to be before you kids started binding it to F

Clear sign of a sheltered person, like a kid crying on her mother's arms after he fell from the bike, that will not cure him, it won't make the pain go away, but it makes him feel safe, except he is not a kid and he wants the world to embrace him like his mother did.

anyone got the one where they're all getting bullied by a girl and he suggests giving her his bike?

If you're a PC player and you're asking SOMEONE ELSE the DEFAULT KEYBINDS, you aren't part of the master race.

What did he mean by this?

It's for leaning you animal

I like this one.

All wrong. Alt is crouch. X is lean left, C is lean right. Shift is sprint. Z is prone. Tab is map/PDA, E is activate, R is reload, F is flashlight, G is grenade.

I FUCKING LOVE THE N64 CONTROLLER!!

IT IS SO PERFECT!!

NOTHING WRONG!!

NOT AT ALL!!

left click is place block, right click is break block. everyone but me is playing minecraft wrong

Bigger problem is when the game is coop but the console version doesn't have chat functionality

Women rarely hide their intentions, if a woman likes you, she will make it obvious, otherwise she is just being nice.

Bet this guy keeps falling in love with each new cashier he meets.

Kek true
It's always "minor LB3" or some shit

have to tweak DK's nipples to move your character and look around

Do tendies really

Women rarely hide their intentions

i can tell virgin hands typed this.

Lmao I knew that would hit a nerve. Keep projecting and never improve.

Cute. I want to fuck that wolf boy in the butt.

"they" being PCmutts who can't keep track of the whopping eight available buttons on a controller.

Actually, the only reason I am not a virgin is because this girl I met last year in highschool kept asking me out, never had sex with another woman but yeah, women do actually act different when they like you, their expressions, their mannerisms.

last year in highschool

lmao kys

*of
But you get the point

it's the complete opposite you numbnut

okay but what is q?

I used to ride a bike to college, then one day after the class ended it was gone, I was going to let it slip but my friend almost forced me to go ask the security dudes.

Turns out I "locked" the bike to itself and the lock was just hanging from the bike, I was so embarrassed I never talked to my friend and I took the bus since then, I lived like 20 streets away.

It Qs.

Quick menu

You have it all figured out, I keel

they're fondling his buttocks

Women rarely hid their intentions

You are gonna be one sad boy when you finally figure out the truth

I didn’t know Anon Babble had audio?

Women rarely hide their intentions

never had sex with another woman

Huh i wonder why

made me snicker

Huh i wonder why

Because he's not Chad tier, duh.

I don't like women

crossplay

teammate is shit

check

it's a console player

Every single time.

Turn on the rumble

Rub my dk on the dkussy

Flashlight is for caps lock

playing a controller game and not using a controller

tasteless

crossplay enabled

couldn't be me

Shift

better a bike cuck than a wage cuck.

Q/E were lean buttons, you faker.

Bike cuck

Q/E are garbage for any serious leaning. Cripples mobility. X/C are the Chadly way to lean. You don't need to jump, crouch (Alt) and prone (Z) are right nearby. Its the correct answer.
Consult the map for further questions.

To be fair I don't trust people who use Xbox notation for controller buttons.

thread about people attempting to convince you the wackiest layouts are normal and better

better than some of the other threads i guess

PC gamers are living to their full potential.

C to crouch

It's D to duck unless it's S to squat.

X is look through crosshairs hotkey

retard can't even set his own bindings

Exactly. I'm a scandavian ESDF user myself, so I always KNOW my crouch is on the < key.

Video games are played with controllers

What if it's a VN or an RPG

The joke is that on console the vc is full of literal 9 year olds who are barely sentient

asking what the key is for something

How about you look at your keybinds, you fucking mongoloid.

The C button has a subscription fee though.

I bind F to crouch. It makes doing crouching actions way easier.

What do you do when playing a game that doesn't recognize the key?

the location of dozens of functions including the entire alphabet is easier to grasp than L3

anyone who says either controllers or M+KB has "too many buttons" is a neanderthal and shouldn't be allowed to drive

not binding melee to MOUSE 4

ngmi

snoy

C to crouch is maybe acceptable in a stealth game but never in a FPS

goddamn it my desk broke yesterday and its basically a seesaw now. if i push too hard on my keyboard that entire side of the desk drops and the right side of the desk lifts and i gotta catch it before hits the floor/monitor.

doin wonders for my posture and typing tho

Nah, using PS notation is best because XBox decided to fuck everything up by swapping button locations from Nintendo controllers and PS has been consistent for five console gens.

WRONG
C is hold crouch and left ctrl is toggle crouch. You are a dumb gorilla nigger if you think otherwise.

reminder that the bike cuck comic is literally just the entire principle of utilitarianism yet people still think that bentham was some profound otherworldly genius

why the fuck would you hold C? that means you can't hit D you turbonigger

How fucking fat are your hands? Are you incapable of pressing C while being able to press up to 3 of the wasd keys at the same time?

It's all about delivery. The core principle is still sound in both works. If anything the fact that people still react like this when confronted with the principle is proof that he really was thinking far ahead of even the layperson of the 21st century. He's still too much of a profound otherworldly genius too far ahead of the rest of humanity.

you need 3 fingers to handle WASD
you lose a finger to C
now you have 2 fingers for 4 keys
you are indian aren't you? it's the only explanation

Xbox uses the SEGA layout, zoomie snoy

Tilt your fucking hand like 10 degrees to the right you fat mutant. Index finger on C and your other 3 fingers on WASD. If you use your pinky for CTRL to hold crouch you're bringing your hand farther away from the rest of the keys making it harder to do anything but crouch and move while you're crouching. Hold C for crouch and left CTRL to toggle is objectively superior and you are a stupid nigger. I'm whiter than you could ever be even in your wildest dreams.

That's the right question.
AutoHotkey. The script file reads as follows
VK0xE2::LCtrl
vk07::LCtrl

They forgot the part where the console player has a hot mic and is brown.

I never rebind anything

Fair enough, I also remap my keyboard if the game itself doesn't allow rebinding.

Modern aim assist makes aiming with a binglebongus way better than mouse aim. Why move your whole arm when you just need to flick your pinky?

This is incredibly wrong, but in practice you should act as if it is true. Women who play games aren't worth it.

sorry wolf bro but she's built for human cock

It's another thing I use Playnite for.
Start-Process "C:Program FilesAutoHotkeyScriptsVK0xE2 to LCtrl.ahk"
Before starting game, and
Stop-Process -Name AutoHotkey
After exiting game. Then it does it automatically. It's not that many games that can't just do it, but every Valve game requires it.

Nice

What I don't get is why their situational awareness is so bad.

mouse keyboard player only has arrow keys and two buttons he can use while controller player has 8 to 10 buttons

Why do mouse and keyboard players exist? Are they stupid?

best part about bike cuck is that the person that stole it was almost certainly stealing it for meth, crack, or fent money, and after they got their hit, they either overdosed or started attacking random people on the street. meanwhile this chucklefuck things that 'happiness in the world' is some measurable statistic that means fucking anything.

honest to god its because they are not really trying, or they're high out of their minds.

POST MORE BIKEKEK EDITS

Do you think of trannies while driving a car? Well I have bad news for you...

that's funny because i was just nice to a girl and at one point she texted me i should stop being flirty