We don't talk enough about how Playstation has completely outdone Nintendo with Astro Bot.
There is NO WAY that Donkey Kong Bonanza competes with it.
We don't talk enough about how Playstation has completely outdone Nintendo with Astro Bot
im still buying a switch 2 transphobe
Did they forget Mario Odyssey?
couldn't even beat kirby
Astrobot couldn't beat Kirby's first full 3D game
If Blockbuster were still a thing we'd be telling people to rent Astro Bot over a weekend, hammer it out, and never think about it again.
Instead the world is being duped into thinking this is GotY-material simply because "games like this don't get made anymore", which is a low fucking bar.
You don't talk enough about how Asobi knelt to Nintendo at the GOTY ceremony.
Poopstation tards btfo
The image is edited
The original says non-Nintendo platformer
Crash 4 sold twice as much too, and Anon Babble is always shitting on that game for being a flop
But... they do get made, though?
I'm surprised Kirby sold that much
hourly reminder that this 1TB SSD, Disc drive, PS5 Astro bot bundle, not only is the best value in gaming, not only does it make PCtroons seeth cry and dialate, but it humiliated nintendo at their own game.
consider this your official invitation to Greatness.
Yeah, low budget ones by indies (not that I'm complaining, a lot of indie games are cool).
You can count the number of AAA 3D platformers made in the last decade on one hand. Hell even just AA.
thanks, but i'm still buying a switch 2. i'd rather play the real thing.
game flopped so they need to bundle it to pad the sales
tale as old as time
fucking hell that's pathetic
I knew snoys didn't play game but barely 2 million sold with this amount of shilling has to be the most embarassing waste of marketing money I've ever seen
Console wars live and die by outright lying
don't worry anon it was already budgeted for concord, they simply recycled it for astroturfbot
pack-in game is a unique version of the game that is actually one of the best games on the entire platform
Nintendo is built different.
still posting fake numbers
You will be banned
I guess Astrobot is going to be the new Horizon.
It's the signature playstation strategy
Tendiexisters... I think I'm gonna troon out
prove that they are fake eric.
$449.99
t.
still posting about your fake fictional boogeyman that you make up who isn't real
You. Will. Be. Banned.
Not gonna lie, the badly edited image on Paint made me giggle
a sony vp was fired for being a pedo
remember that macaco brazilian snoy believe famitsu number are false and piss5 sold more than switch
which is a low fucking bar
Makes sense when the industry has low fucking standards of what should be made into a video game presently.
remember that macaco brazilian snoy believe famitsu number are false and piss5 sold more than switch
You make up lies about an innocent man to get him cancelled and even payed thousands to hire an actor who DOESNR EVEN LOOK LIKE HIM to get him fired. Fuxking DIE.
Fuxking DIE
no thank you, I like living too much. hopefully he's picked up by the authorities soon.
I matter. You do not. My life matters. People love me. No one loves you. You will FUCKING DIE. Your precious shitendo you worship will FUCKING DIE. Japan will FUCKING DIE.
actor
out of curiosity why do you say this over and over? do you really believe people don't know it is a lie?
it humiliated nintendo at their own game.
by selling less and scoring lower than odyssey?
YOU. ARE. MENTALLY. I'LL.
your father didn't think you mattered enough to take with him.
sony's from japan too, genius
anon you should know by now that he'll just blatantly lie and not give a fuck, the goal is to shitpost as much as possible to drown out discussion and poison the well.
toddlerslop vs toddlerslop
Why are consoletards are so infantile?
Is this how you cope about your dad raping you as a kid and then abandoning you when you got old and hairy?
MENTALLY I'LL fire a playstation vp
FUCKING DIE FUCKING DIE FUCKING DIE FUCKING DIE FUCKING DIE FUCKING DIE FUCKING DIE FUCKIGN DIE FUCKING DIE FUCKING DIE FUCKING DIE FUCKING DIE
I screenshotted the mental brealout you posted with the other tripname in the other pruned thread.
Guess Mario Kart flopped, then.
FALSE. YOU AHVE ALWAYS VEEN FALSE. SONY IS THE TRUTH. I AM THE TURTH. SHAMITSU IS FALSE. YOU ARE FALSE ANS WILL
FUCKING
DIE
man this isn't even funny anymore
dude, I liked the game enough to get the platinum for it but let's be real, it's basic and shallow as all hell even compared to most Mario games
It did
fatherless behavior
That's what your father said when he left you
uh oh, he's having a mental breakdown again
no it sold 80 million
have decent threads
retard shits them up
ban threads to stop retard from shitting them up instead of banning the retard
retard shits up even more threads
retard angrier than ever despite getting what he's wanted for 8 fucking years
nintendo doesn't count bundles as sales. unlike playstation
That must be why his father left him
LIKE SONY LIKE SONY LIKE SONY LIKE SONY
FALSE. YOU ARE FALSE. SHITENDO IS FALSE. YOU HAVE NO TRUTH AND NEVER WILL. FUCKING DIE.
That editing is so bad you have to be doing this on purpose at this point.
79 million of those where just bundled in with the console.
And what 3D platformers have come out in the "last decade"?
Because I can only name like 2, Kao the Kangaroo and that other game where Jontron was supposed to voice a character but they ghosted him because of his disdain for niggers.
Such ruthless competition
You. Are. Mentally. I'll.
False
What did you scribble out from the screenshot?
Astrobot outsold Mario flopdyssey
Psychonauts 2 came out finally, it was pretty good
MENTALLY I'LL fuck the monitors
because the source is dring the snoy and the full quote was only in UK and excluding nintendo platforms
YOU are False, darren dragonirian
mario odissey sold 30 million and astro sold only 1.5
odyssey, bowsers fury, kirby, sonic frontiers(lmao)
Go fuck yourself.
FASLE. YOU ARE FALSE. YOUR FAKSE NUMEBRDS HAVE BEEN DEBUNKED.
actually surprised astrobot beat sonic, since people seemed to really like frontiers and the new shadow generations (i didn't care for the former and skipped the latter because they nerfed bat tat)
I bought Kirby and Astro Bot both. Why? Because I'm an adult with a job and I can buy multiple systems to be able to play any game I want. Just go ahead and clam up, pup. The big dogs are talking now.
they know exactly what they're doing
it might even be a mod pretending to be him at this point, it's way too egregious
waiting the pc port so i can pirate ;)
Yasuke raped japan with his BBC
Other way around
THWRE WILL NEVER BE MORE PORTS, PLAYSTATION FOREVER, ONLY SHITENDO WILL PORT
MENTALLY I'LL leave Eric like his father
Your father raped your ass and left you when you got old and ugly :)
FUCKING DIE
are you chris dring?
YOUR FAKSE NUMEBRDS
your what?
THWRE
huh?
funny how this thread will stay up for hours and likely reach bump limit but kike jannies were deleting famitsu threads yesterday for "muh console warring"
totally no bias here
So in other words you have no say on the matter.
Your father hates you
I actually can't believe they wasted the Odyssey team on a DK game of all things. Tragic, I'd buy a Switch 2 for a new Mario but I don't give a fuck about DK.
That's what your mom said to you when she found out your little secret with daddy? :)
That's why they divorced? :)
This is as far as I know the most expensive base game ever sold
The ultimate proof you've got money to waste
450$ for a single game, non collectors edition, no dlc, no nothing
Absolutely insane
false
this goyslop is not even worth pirating
i will pirate gook blade in june, go crying
you also lost ronin not too long ago
you lost
Hmmm...
The Famitsu threads are console war central. They're some of the worst threads on this board, it's just Nintendo Fanboys arguing with some Sony fanboy for the entire fucking day.
is this how you cope about accidentally admitting you're a glownigger?
do all glowies have daddy issues? maybe if you weren't an antijapan macaco your father would have loved you
They're some of the worst threads on this board
as opposed to sludge like this that stay up indefinitely?
I am loved. You are not.
This is a reskinned Famitsu thread. It's the same Nintendo fanboys arguing with the same Sony fanboy.
not by your father. and certainly not by your gold digger Girlfriend.
Crash 4 sold 5 million
and excluding nintendo platforms
That's incredibly pathetic from snoy, that's like saying I'm the fastest marathon runner in the world if we exclude actual marathon runners AND hobby runners.
The sad part is I can't even say it's the most pathetic thing I have seen from them after both the clingy toxic ex survey they did right after the switch 2 direct and now attacking famitsu threads for reporting on objective reality facts.
Y-You’ll what, anon?
false
acfag and your discord buttbudies don't count
do all glowies have daddy issues?
Most Sonyģgers have daddy issues
Why do you think they went ape shit crazy when Joel got killed with a golf club?
Astrobot sold more
You are fighting for the wrong side by regarding Astro as "toddlerslop."