The only reason to own a PS5

The only reason to own a PS5

not wrong.
if you have a PS5 right now or a toaster PC you should probably grab stellar blade on PS5
Otherwise, PC in June

It's so funny to me I have never seen actual gameplay from this shit, it's only chuds going "AWOOOGA MAKE MORE VIDYA GURLS LOOK LIKE THIS!!!! :O" and posting this korean barbie doll. yea basically youll never have sex and I hid your thread! FAGGOT!

cuck

you didnt hide the thread you tranny freak
you are still here seething lol
kys

it's coming to pc in june doe

Man speaks the truth, its that and "omg this is owning the libs so hard"
Can't handle the truth

something something maciej

I'd like to play AstroBot too, but that's literally it.

Its coming to pc

Nintendo marketer seething

that's not even a good reason

peeceecee

Being a secondary.

gonna be the best version
coomer mods everywhere

She's married to a Polish guy

As soon as it comes to PC the porn is going to go insane.

There's no such thing!

Everyone knows Maciek is married to her

PC release soon so there's no reason to have one anymore

I've been playing this game the past week. It's actually really good I'm surprised

You can find softcore porn on your phone too, retard
The only reason to get a ps5 is astrobot because even a worse version of super mario galaxy is still worth playing

based & true

Of course. not making porn of this qt would be a crime against humanity. It'll also mean that the game will probably do well enough on PC too. I hope the specs aren't too crazy though. I can't imagine Shift Up will make it need modern AAA levels of GPU power and I've heard the PS5 version is optimized very well.

I'm her husband

PS5 owners disagree

Coming to PC soon, then nude mods are coming, then I am cuming.

You'll finally get the sloppy seconds you've been crying for.

I love you Eve

Tendies became the nee snoys

Sad

hailed as the savior of gaming

0 cultural impact and flopped harder than astrobot

nobody talks about the game, just pic spam, schizo ritual posting and port begging

Quintessential stellar blade thread

Cultural impact

Then nintendomods would ban the threads

PC release in a month

Moron

You know that Stellar Blade is coming to PC in June, right?

This game has 79k rating in the ps store. That’s higher than 99% of games and only shit that sold gang busters like spiderman have higher numbers than that. It absolutely is not a flop.

PC is not a console, its purposes are for work and research only
The fact that some neckbeard basement dwellers use it to play videogames is another conversation

Wrong, nintenturd.

Doing work, research and gaming with the same machine is a lot of fun!

M4ci3k N0wicki is her husband

It doesn't even have a proper poser or viewer mode

M4ci3j...N0wick1 is married to Ar7ific1al Hyp3r1ntell1gence Eve, the best relationship in the omniverse, Stellar Blade

uh oh second post melty

M4ci3j...N0wick1 is married to Ar7ific1al Hyp3r1ntell1gence Eve, the best relationship in the omniverse, Stellar Blade.

M4ci3j...N0wick1 is married to Ar7ific1al Hyp3r1ntell1gence Eve, the best relationship in the omniverse, Stellar Blade..

Not anymore. It's coming to PC. Does PS5 have any exclusives left?

M4ci3j...N0wick1 is married to Ar7ific1al Hyp3r1ntell1gence Eve, the best relationship in the omniverse, Stellar Blade...

shit looks like I managed to summon him

M4ci3j...N0wick1 is married to Ar7ific1al Hyp3r1ntell1gence Eve, the best relationship in the omniverse, Stellar Blade,

M4ci3j...N0wick1 is married to Ar7ific1al Hyp3r1ntell1gence Eve, the best relationship in the omniverse, Stellar Blade,,

Is she single? I'm going to marry her I think

M4ci3j...N0wick1 is married to Ar7ific1al Hyp3r1ntell1gence Eve, the best relationship in the omniverse, Stellar Blade,,,