Qame keeps getting worse with every new release

qame keeps getting worse with every new release

aristotle mogged them both though

dude look at me I'm thinking lol

who cares

socrates was never good

the father of modern s oyence

Pythagoras was better

why did all the philosophers come from greece

Assassin's Creed Odyssey ruined Socrates for me.

the best game is by far the ugliest and pisses on itself and everyone else

That would be Francis Bacon.

That's a man

Not at all, I was history undergraduate, always liked it

not even funny, just a regular retard

story telling in classic video games still can't be out done

Pre-Socratic Hellenism mogs them all. Fucking forgot the name, too drunk. Rise, retards.

This is such a retarded "theory" bandied about by pseudo-intellectual liberal arts grad students. We have examples of Bacon's fiction writing and it's nothing like Shakespeare.

Quote a philosopher but replace a word with "videogames"

"Life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and videogames" -Schopenhauer

What are some good Greek games? Or at least are designed with Greek themes in mind.

I like philosophy but this made me giggle kek

assassins creed odyssey

Kid Icarus: Uprising

presocratics

DUDE WAT IF EVERYTHING IS WATER OR SOME SHIT
DUDE WAT IF ITS AKSHUALLY FIRE DAAAAMN
DUDE EVERYTHING IS ETERNAL AND STATIC IM VERY SMART

a lot of them came from the middle east

Drop the shitposting for one second.

fails at it because the creator just keeps sperging out at people over the dumbest shit

Am I going insane or something? I'm a Turk and we learned about in Pythagoras in Math class and were taught how he is essential to our understanding of the universe. How could you possibly teach children about various sciences while only bringing him up in advanced history classes?

kek

Name even five

They had good neighbors and a love of truth

An indo-european people with forced urbanization through geography

in american school we learned the pythagorean theorum in like 8th grade algebra to figure out the sides of triangles but we never learned or cared about who came up with it

featherless

biped

Platofags will call this a man

Ndw vegas?

Because "we" the westerners don't give a fuck about wise men from other places? At best people might remember that Confucius exist.

Western civilization was basically born in ancient Greece.

Crazy how many retarded misconceptions can be traced back to aristotle specifically, dude was consistently wrong about basically everything but still became a famous eceleb.

socrates and plato are all you need

when the new lead writer ruins the lore

subverts the genre so much that become a genre on itself

Plato was outright incorrect about the republic and how a healthy system functions, socrates was a bumbling fool. Aristotle is the only true thinker here.

the only real philosophers were german

I didn't realize Tumblr was a thing in Ancient Greece.

his works were so heavily edited by other people that what you're reading can barely be counted as his at this point

lmao

m*cedoni*ns

greek

dude wrote a fanfic and everyone bought it

For me, it's Heraclitus

Same with Homer.

Descartes solved it. Why even bother thinking. It's a solved game go do something else.

You like those times? Good news we are back in those times, a sophist time that Socrates fought to dismantle, a time where truth is defined as the opinion of the rich and powerful, the era of lawyers.

All philosophers were Albanian
Socrates? Albanian
Alexander the great? Albanian

???

socrates was so based
no way he wouldn't be a master shitposter in the modern day
dude was basically trolling before the internet

Tesla? Albanian

As a pagan homosexual-tolerant civilization the ancient Greeks were just more advanced and intellectual, sadly Christianity stunted and poisoned all Western advacement and its only getting worse

That's true of every ancient Greek philosopher though.
Hell that's true of pretty much all historical figures.
History is fucking fake.
The "father of history" Herodotus was a state propagandist.

Got out-fucking-played by this deadbeat homeless drunkard.

Flat nails bitch. Not a man.

Are these posts shitposting or genuine, I can not tell

Video games are nothing to us. For when we are, video games are not. And when video games are, we are not.

Democritus made platofags seethe so much they attempted to destroy his works, even Plato had no way to refuse him and simply ignored him

He does not make use of the Socratic method

Aristotle was a massive influence on christianity and you still have tards today parroting the shit about unmoved movers, he basically invented the concept of being confidently wrong.

Nice.

the nose you mook

kek

socrates invented the strawman

I've learn something new.

They thought before others could even think!

Aristotle is a more unique case, his writings were either written by his students in his name or were hidden away and completely reworked by other people. It's not like finding Plutarch's cache or Thucydides' unfinished account on the Peloponnesian war.

I feel dumber after reading this. The definition of pseud bullshit. Probably written by someone with a cuck/blacked fetish too.

im pretty sure herodotus says that in his histories
"Don't believe much of what i say for these things are perspective on the events, instead join all of them to arrive at one single truth. "
Lol

Stopped reading after seeing the cuckold food analogue

It's a parody of Plato, that's the whole joke. You must be 18 to use this website.

Why is this shitty thread on Anon Babble and not on lit. I can't talk to these retards on Anon Babble and shit on Aristotle without inevitably getting triggered. Anon Babble is the only garbage place where i will genuinely refrain from criticizing something i already don't like. Because it feeds into retarded narratives that prove Anon Babble is incapable of discussion unless it's shallow affirming or denying something. Kill yourselves

this dude huffs his own farts lmao

These people who predate modern scientific method by two thousand years are retards for not following modern scientific principles

what is going on in this thread

Literally me.

I'm merely pretending to be a retarded cuck

He was not taught the Method.

Well?

Nice job herodotus but how i am supossed to interpret the giant golden ants, eh?

Lies and slander since slavery was illegal in Persia.

The world is still full of dogmatic retards even after the scientific method.
All these old philosophers are state propaganda btw.

He was right. Dumb greeks should've read the TOS.

he was wrong because uhhhh he didnt predict low trust societies and that non-ethnostates can exist

"i might have made that one up, sorry readers of the 21st century "

why are greeks brown

I can own some dumb fuck in a debate that means what he's saying is wrong and I am right

Grifters

He was talking about Asiatic Marmots, which did actually dig gold.

because in antiquity there were weeaboos but for greece

The sun

Aristotle was better than Socrates.

d'oh

They got TURKED.

I still find it funny that Platonic Ideals are so ingrained into modern thought that most people can't understand what's so special about them

Modern Debt-skins were invaded by Muslims after the start of the first Jihads, same as Italians and Spanish.

Socrates would be a redditor. Diogenes was shitposter.

Yeah honestly i think Socrates overrated.
He didn't even do much he's the weakest of the 3 imo.
Weakest link.
Like Plato and Aristotle even if you don't agree with them at least had a lot of ideas written.
Like what did Socrates even do?

Name some.
Yes, I'm asking to be spoonfed, I don't know anything about this topic.

Why yes I do argue on twitter all day how could you tell?

makes statements about his findings during his travels and very often states that some of these stories seem wild and unbelievable yet he references them and tells the reader to come to their own conclusion based on the information given in relation to history

pseuds: WHAT THE FUCK HE'S SUCH A LIAR!!!!! HOW CAN I READ THIS???

High IQ is realizing Herodotus was right about basically everything he said and was one of the, if not the, best ancient historian.

Nice.

Except for Indians, think like a brilliant, superpower by 2020.

dna tests btfo this meme ages ago

This.
It's telling his death and the method is the most well known thing.
Because there's literally nothing else he did.

t. zorba the turk

Yoooo dude what if like, there was some super ideal apple somewhere out there rather than just individual specific apples

You could draw that ideal apple and shit instead of drying to draw specific apples and stuffs

It's just conceptual forms of things

Thats because its similar to christian thought. Its shit desu

Reminder that greeks were not gay and it was all American propaganda
Read Plato's laws

t. Asmon roach

the Pythagorean theorem, anon?
You did finish middle school, didn't you anon?

Like what did Socrates even do?

Schooling niggas on the acropolis.

Here in spain, with how utterly shit the education system is, you learn all of these people at most in high school, or at least it was like that when I was in high school over 12 years ago, recently my brother told me his friend who was in the local party that was in the provincial government was cursing at the party for putting in the text books shit about a literal transgender prostitute who became famous for appearing in tv doing degenerate shit.

i know that talking vidya here is a fool's errand but still

find not-diogenes

lives in a barrel and everything

you can have a socratic argument with him about the objectivity of morality

you can either do it properly or go uh-uh my moral views are objectively correct

modern greeks are whiter than the ancient ones

Pissed off so many people in debates that they decided to execute him for it.

Who are you quoting?

Blame the ESO, education used to have higher standards but then they switched to "everybody gets a free university degree".

The problem with this is that the main issue Green takes with adultery is the betrayal of trust, and he does not care about the fornication at all. Since he doesn't consider the fornication to ever be a moral wrong then Socrates' argument falls apart at the end when Green just starts agreeing with him.

Plato was a faggot but they were both wrong, and Plato was perhaps capturing even something real with his meme forms.

I look like this and I say this.

Islamic philosophers weren't innovative at all, they just regugrgitate Greek philosophers. There's one philosophers whose entire thing was to completely oppose that but his works isn't relevant to any non-Muslim.

The Greek philosopher question was already answered, but why is it that all the philosophers after ancient Greece and Rome that people care about are pretty much all German?

Philosophy was developed in Egypt, Babylon as well. Philosophy was in China.

The Sumerians-Akkadians loved to philosophize, they had many "disputes", I think this served as the basis for the Greek dialogues

You had me up to "is the difference in the mind" because there absolutely IS a difference in the mind between adultery and fornication. There is an inherent risk or thrill to some people when they cheat on their partners vs just fucking some random person when they're single.
It's even fetishized by both men and women. For an unhinged example, look into the "other woman" community.

Devil May Cry after 3.

Voltaire's Nightmare. Compare HRE and ancient Greece.

fpbp

Pythagoras is interesting, he was more of a schizo cult leader.
Really funny to read though.

what does that have to do with anything

Everyone was a slave of the king.

the us integrated blacks into schools in the 1960s and standards went down the toilet because if the average black person cant pass a class people start screaming racism and make it easier

Yes, Plato was strong, both physically and intellectually. His physical strength was noted, particularly in wrestling, earning him the nickname "Plato" meaning "broad-shouldered". He even competed in the Isthmian Games. Beyond his physical abilities, Plato was a highly influential philosopher who developed the theory of Forms, a cornerstone of Western philosophy.

Allegedly he also flexed his muscles to prove his point

game defines an entire genre

for the worse

plato was a gymcel parroting redditors

It checks.

scary to think these philosophers were basically andrew tate types that normalfags worshipped

But if you learn about real history how do you find time to hear about how bad slavery is every year?

I mean the most based kind of people, yes

Archimedes dabs on all three of those shitheads

Interesting philosophical argument. Unfortunately for you, I have already had this fine marble statue sculpted depicting you as the crying virgin and I as the gigachad.

Tbf Archimedes came later
But yes dude was a human calculator

kills your entire philosophy

Again, how old is the oldest funposting?

In school I learned about how Spain gave native americans full citizenship rights and employed them as workers in the spanish businesses, but since the latino monkeys need a new banana company, they invented now that spain was the le big evil that killed them and stole all their gold (that they found no value at the time and sold it for things they found valuable like mirrors and modern amenities)

Based Plato

Redpill me on the difference between Athens and Sparta when both are from Greece?

for me its schopenhauer

The ugly, solitary and childless are not very likely to be happy

Bros... Did he have to put it like that?

but since the latino monkeys need a new banana company, they invented now that spain was the le big evil that killed them and stole all their gold (that they found no value at the time and sold it for things they found valuable like mirrors and modern amenities)

Commie latin americans push this narrative to shame based Spain

Weak bait

Assuming this isn't bait that didn't matter, there was no unified greece so being from there didn't mean you had to like your neighbors.

Athenians were standard puritan city-state where only one parent being citizen made you a non-citizen.

Sparta was a caste society where all Spartan citizens were warriors full time and hunted the farming helots for sport.

the desire to reproduce is inevitable, and once it begins it does not stop
t. 34 year old wizard

subverts

Why am I not shocked.

Like different variety of Virginian or Carolinan or Dakotan

There was no unified greece until Alexander kinda did that, but it was never truly unified until ironically roman rule.

Nigger that's the one person everyone learns of in school through math.
Did you not finish school at all?

Both were lame and gay, guess Sparta has two kings.

athenians invented democracy, spartans invented fascism :^)

hunted the farming helots for sport

unironic *th*ni*n propaganda.

that trio is like the pokemon series
which means that palworld is diogenes

It's no wonder the spartans were defeated by 300 theban homosexuals
it's pretty poetic, in a way, isn't it? Love conquers all, even a bunch of min-maxing retards

Nothing beats Plato's cave desu

Alexander never united greece. His rather did that, and it wasn't really even united because whenever he left they would revolt and as soon as alexander died they "league", which a lot of them weren't even a part of, completely disintegrated.

Funniest thing of all is that Eduardo Galeano acknowledged his book Las Venas Abiertas de América Latina was full of shit years before he died.

No, he asks if Green would be okay being a full-blown cuckold as to solve the "trust" issue and he said no to that, therefore there is more than trust to the issue, it is the act of sex itself, which his wife did with other men regardless if she was married with him or not.

Just use the method yourself, as the people as if they were retarded children, bring yourself down to their level, ask them why are they not full blown cucks if the problem is merely the betrayal of trust rather than the act of sex? If it's the act of sex then why are they not mad that their wife has sex with all these men? (The actual reason is that it does hurt them but they are DESPERATE ---DESPERATE---)

Athenian are into femboys and traps, Spartans are straight up hardcore gay.

Must've been confusing as fuck living in the times where the years counted down

The Thebans did big dick tactic of slanting their phalanx so they struck out one of the Spartans flanks and rolled them up.

advacement

when the spinoff is better than anything in the main series

Commie latin americans

The eternal anglo*

Spartan empire sucked it was just the surrounding area
Athens one was kino and got money to build cool shit
Spartfags cope with the fact that they were military superior or something, as if that builds society

athenians = confederacy spartans = nazis. both based in their own ways

terrible bait

Spartans were some weird proto-socialists, which means the means of production were collectivized.
And by means of production i mean slaves. Spartan individuals didn't have slaves, they had a slave caste, who was heavily taxed to support spartans who did nothing but fight.
Because there were a lot of spartans, they didn't live like aristocracy, and each received a set amount of food rations. Their two kings, who were more like forevergenerals than kings, just received double rations to host foreign dignataries.
They didn't have much money for anything else at all, at least until they started dominating everyone else.
Their main authority was a council of elders, and there was also a sort of direct democracy where they turned their backs on the crowd and asked "who's for A" and "who's for B" and the side that screamed the loudest won.

Spartans defeat and occupy Athens

set up a local tyrant to be in charge

leaves

God dammit Sparta.

Philosophy was developed in Egypt, Babylon as well.

So the most evil places in the world all had the best philosophers?

Trvthnuke sparta was a failed state with the tiniest empire ever.

retards don't pay attention in school and fuck around

complain as adults they didn't learn anything

That's most of the discourse on American education. I learned about him in my public high school.

He lived to 78 because he worked out at the biblioteke and the gymnasium.

/thread

rome

uniting greece

You have an odd idea of what it means to be united. Being enslaved hardly counts as that.

because he couldn't explain gravity

We can't explain it today either tho.

pushes you down a flight of stairs

is that how he died

Object Oriented Philosophy (OOP)

Technology seemed good back then. They lived until they were 60, and the guy in the middle lived to 70! Strange how everyone dies so early nowadays, definitely not because of a weird covid shot or anything.

Get taught about the Red Scare

Don't get taught about the communist uprising in Germany after WWII

School was crazy useless as far as history

Are you American?

The Republic is just a manual on how to create an anti-human totalitarian shithole.

Did they even bother to teach about the first red scare after Soviet Union came about?

This and /thread.

He was angry at an old woman and threw her down a flight of stairs, or at least was accused of it. He didn't like women very much.

Woah

you will never be a man

I'll probably be that unhinged when I'm an old coot. I don't like women either

Sorry I meant World War 1
And no they only teach the 2nd one with McCarthy.

the bear and the bull, if you will

They did in my school but didn't really go into the internationalist communists or shit like the German uprising. Mostly framed as being totally a reaction to the Russian revolution.

so, what's the difference?

Post war with Athens war their hegemony was the entirety of Greece. They were, even before that point, effective masters of the entire region from Corinth to Laconia, then it got even bigger after Athens lost and Sparta usurped their role over the rest of greece. At their height they controlled more than Athens did.

he doesn't know how Socrates died

The previous king of Anon Babble (position is currently held by Dale Carnegie (PBUH))

Life expectancy in Classical Greece (roughly 8th to 3rd centuries BC) was estimated to be around 25-28 years.

hated Hegel with the passion of a thousand seething suns, thought he was a complete idiot and not a real philosopher

Hegel thought Schoppie was an ok philosopher but didn't think much about him at all

intersting thesis. 1rm bench?

wat r u implying

That's heavily skewed down by infant mortality.

I hear stories of really old soldiers in ancient times like Alexander's Silver Shields in their 50s and two of his generals dying in battle at the age of 80. What's up with that? In modern times, being a soldier fighting in the frontlines at 40 would be really pushing it

More like femboy on femboy vs burly dude on femboy or twunk.

game plot is about a guy who really misses his wife

instant kino

Why does is keep happening?
for example, lobotomy corporation, library of ruina, disco elysium, slay the princess, felvidek, max payne limbus company canto 6

Fpbp
That nigga literally invented logic, nothing the other two did comes even close

learn about real history

Can we all for a moment just acknowledge how utterly silly it is that there are still people who believe the Holocaust happened?

Yeah that's the problem, you count people who died to calculate life expectancy and a lot of young people died all the time back then you fucking retard.

being a soldier fighting in the frontlines at 40 would be really pushing it

Life was kinda boring back thne

the hegelian dialectic is solid in a vacuum, but ultimately paved the way for post-modernism which is obviously fake and gay
I like schopenhauer for his ideas on solitude. I'm not ugly and I'm fairly well socially adjusted but I prefer solitude most of the time, and the company of only 2-3 people at most

That's due to the Helot I guess. Spartan did cull them for sports.

keep harping about 3-4-5-6 million Jews being murdered all the time in Eastern Europe in the early 1900s

it just magically ends up happening

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