Why does Anon Babble have zero fucking faith in this game?

Why does Anon Babble have zero fucking faith in this game?

did you see the fucking trailer?
shit looks disgusting

Anon Babble isn't a hivemind but it's populated by skeptics who will continue to be skeptic about things until they're proven otherwise and even after that sometimes. If you bit into a burger, and the patty was made of shit, and then bit into another burger, and the patty was made of shit, even if the next burger was made of real beef, you'd probably still worry that the one after that would also be made of shit.

its fucking woke, not gonna support the libs, you cant even say this on reddit, had to relocate here since 2018, fucking hell, man

I think it's gonna be the best video game of all time, R* always delivers.
Also, V is better than IV.

Best != Highest sales
It will break sales records but that doesn't mean it will be good.

Just want another gta where you can commit mass shootings. 5 couldn't even manage that because they gave you so little health and gave the cops aimbots and insane spidey senses.

load GTA IV

weapons cheat

head to the hospital

Yup. Time to game.

Because the team that made rockstar good is all gone and Take Two interactive doesn't give a fuck about anything but maximizing their profits

Cope.

reddit

2018

Rockstar games have no freedom beyond killing nameless npcs

Can't wait to fail a mission for driving at 179mph instead of 180mph

4 and 5 both sucked so why would expectations for this one be high?

Rockstar is pozzed

All the good OG R* devs were fired/quit.
A brand name alone doesn't make a good video game, it's the people who make it.

People here are jaded cynical contrarians who only wish for others to fail to make themselves feel better about their poor circumstances

All the modern engine GTA games are retardedly on rails. Its not like vice City or SA were you could park a car by a mission starter and take that car instead of the shit box the devs wanted, try that move in 5 and you'd mission fail or just have the car despawn

Totally fellow free thinker

Modern audiences.

Yeah man people should have high hopes for modern westoid slop lmao

They've shown their true colors. They made their name on being as offensive as possible, now they've decided to become woke.

are you a retarded lying faggot on purpose?
I literally just got done playing it on PC and I was able to take other cars outside of franklins to drive to the objective even though it spawns you near franklins main car.

The games were always extremely overrated but at least they had a sense of humor, this one won't even have that because someone on Bluesky might get offended.

GAYson fagreier

that faggot is a retard who lies constantly

Modern Rockstar just seems bad at their job.

So they're still offending people, just not the ones you want?

see hot rockstar handles GTA5, RDR2, and the PC version of RDR1

w-w-w-why do you not have faith?! just consoooooooome!

GTA5 and RDR2 are insanely well optimized on PC, are you a retard using a 2006 computer or something?

nothing but vehicles for selling sharkcards/gold to kids

RDR2 is completely abandoned because they couldn't add flying rocket cars to it

b-b-but its well optimized....

lol nice goal posting moving faggot
yeah it sucks cockstar abandoned RDR2 but that wasn't a specific PC issue, fag.

Rockstar has evolved into Cockstar and further evolved into ZOGstar, most of the original talent responsible for the kino of yesteryear is long gone

Not going to get a PC port for at-least a year after launch

Industry fags and execs pressuring and gaslighting consumers into accepting $100 games starting with this one

trying to cope this hard

Starting

the latest re-re-re-release of the last of us is $120

gta4 is a disaster port tho

rdr2

optimized

retard

A $100 game is unacceptable, there is no discussion. If prices continue to inflate, I promise you the AAA gaming scene will die, it will fall on PC hobbyists and indie devs, it will be fucking ugly. Every major developer/publisher/manufacturer is aggressively shitting the bed right now and it looks like a repeat of the Atari crash is incoming, if GTA VI is shit, and cannot sell, the industry as a whole is fucked, if GTA OF ALL GAMES CANNOT SELL; INVESTORS WILL LOSE ALL FAITH IN GAMES AS A MEANWHILE INVESTMENT, END OF STORY.

Meaningful*, but I think my point is illustrated. If GTA flops, which is a *frighteningly* high probability, the ramifications rippling could be a doomsday scenario for most conventional figures in the industry.

you can kill them all, retard. they are all your personal targets

dumbfucks

many such cases

shill

too many cases

SA > 4 > 5 is why

Anon Babble is fucking retarded

there are people here unironically talking about GTA VI flopping when everybody knows it's going to break every sales-related videogame record ever set

the worst thing about it is that Lazlow didn't work on it so the ped dialogue and radio are probably going to be much less funny since he was the best comedic writer in the industry

you morons keep going off of old fucking info when they scrubbed the tranny jokes that was years ago when rockstar got fucked over by the mental illness bug
100% betting the 2 internal delays were to scrub all the mentally ill fags out of the company and get the game in proper shape, look over the 90 leaked videos the game is going to be amazing and sell well.
definitely not woke if you've actually paid attention to all the info we know so far

4 is shit, contrarian samefag

op thinks that he's more intelligent than he is and that's a sad place to be.

It's gonna sell well but no way that it's breaking GTA 5's record as the fastest selling thing of all media ever.

It's going to destroy that record. People have been fiending for GTA VI for 10 years and the number of gamers has probably doubled since 2013.

It's boring moviegame sloppa.

because there has been absolute silence since trailer one? about 500 days ago?
and it's supposed to release this year?

They are extrapolating modern slop company flops to Rockstar even though it doesn't apply to them. Extrapolation for the sake of it.

Relocating to Anon Babbleeddit

It wont have the soul of the old games
It wont have the fun physics of GTA4
It will have long ass animations for the sake of realism like in RDR2

Rockstar only makes one movie per decade anymore and will coast on Shark Card money the rest of the time. All the original people left the studio too so now it's Rockstar in name only, like what happened to Naughty Dog. And now they're going to use GTA as the trojan horse to normalize $100 video games. What's there to like exactly?

Not as many people have the new consoles as the amount of people who had ps3 and 360, especially not as many normies. Hype has died down thanks to rockstars retarded marketing "strategy" of doing nothing at this point most gta fans aren't even talking about it because there's nothing to discuss, normies and regular gamers probably forgot that it's even coming out lol.

Most of the top guys that made RDR2 are still at R* with the noteable exceptions of Lazlow and Dan Houser.
That argument is straight up retarded, until proven otherwise there's no evidence at all that the people who made gta games good left.

"crunch" aka making more than one game a decade

If GTA flops, which is a *frighteningly* high probability

There's no chance it flops, which is what's actually frightening if you think about it. Normalfags will buy it on layaway if they have to, like they already do with their Amazon and DoorDash orders. They will not have the self-control to skip the new GTA just because it costs $100 instead of $60. They'll buy all the Shark Cards too.

Oh and Leslie Benzies, forgot that one too.
But Rob Nelson, Michael Unsworth, Rupert Humphries, Imran Sarwar, Phil Hooker and co are all still at R* so I trust that VI is still in good hands.

Because their games were always mediocre. Except MP3 I guess.

The last few Rockstar games have been broken and buggy at launch. Did you see how terrible the GTA3 remaster pack was?

I have faith in it, faith it will be the sloppiest slop to ever slop

Anon Babble has zero faith in any game. The more popular it is, the more hated it will be. GTA is maybe gamings largest franchise so naturally it gets the most shit thrown at it

Shouldnt you be in an Asmon chat room?

That wasnt a Rockstar game, that was a third party studio tasked with haphazardly remastering some PS2 titles. You hire pajeets, you get pajeet quality.

rockstar has been shit for over a decade

people are rightfully skeptical of the new game as they are already doing the same shit they've pulled three times in a row now

"WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE POOR MULTIBILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION?!"

graphics focus

cringe love story

online mode

gay as fuck color scheme

meltdown over leaks shows even the devs have no faith in the game

10+ years dev hell

prerendered trailer followed by a stupidly long radio silence

console only release at first followed by pc and next gen release to try to get people to buy the game multiple times

stupid high costs for even the base game

Do I need to go on?

Doesnt matter, they still have boatloads of money to hire top developers and cram tons of state of the art tech into a game they know will make billions of dollars. Say what you want about Rockstar but they have built themselves a reputation of bringing out games that are generations ahead. RDR2 still looks and runs better than just about any other 9th generation game and its like 7 years old at this point. People are still playing GTAV and that was a 7th generation game ffs. I never really loved GTA but its gonna blow everyones mind and I have no doubt about that.

I am expecting it to crash and burn like CP2077 until they show unscripted gameplay running on a PS5.

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Having faith in GTA

Bad Third Person shooter with an open world where you shoot cops and a really scripted campaign and chinese mmo Multiplyer.

Floppa floppa, tick tock.

I don't get why people are complaining about the amount of blacks that appear. >Oh no, now I can mow over hundreds of black people on a beach, what a load of woke shit.

because the people who made GTA great left Rockstar

Can't wait for it, it's going the be the best game ever rockstar always delivers

You don't think Rockstar itself is full of pajeets?

thinking like it matters how much it'll sell

The gaming landscape is fucking barren, it'll break sales records even if everyone knows the game cases are filled with random trash they collected around their Indian outsourcing studio.

They have said they're developing games for the "Modern Audience" which means people who don't presently play games because they're too racist, and transphobic.

This means that the game will feature very long cutscenes where the strong empowered woman lectures the audience, and the mechanics will be dumbed down to the point of it being a cutscene, and microtransaction delivery system to appeal to people that are too dumb for games now.

For examples of this see the Fallout series.

I wasn't a huge fan of 5 and they've given me no reason to be hopeful about 6. I'm sure the open world will be unbelievable to look at and I will enjoy driving around just for the sake of driving around, but I don't think I'll love the actual gameplay and missions very much.

because they're on record saying they won't punch down with their humor. this alone means we're in for more of the same shit we got sick of when they inverted the ratio of audience service to propaganda in everything 12 years ago

Well to be honest I didn’t notice it before, but RDR2 and GTA5 have a lot of woke elements in them and if the trend continues it will only be a lot worse

Did someone train a LLM on election (2024) migrants?

Name a single game that this board doesn't throw a toddler tantrum over, doesn't fuckin exist
The board is nothing but fat babies who only play Nintendo and Souls-slop. Absolutely pathetic and the worst taste on the internet.

No it won’t

I just don't really give a fuck about Rockstar games. Their slavish and autistic devotion to realism in some things while making others completely wacky is just bizarre. Not to mention their shit is built around actual, literal auto aim. Who gives a fuck how big and detailed an open world is if there's nothing in it?

I would forgive the wokeness in RDR2 if it wasn't such a tedious slog of a game

Then go back

I'm mostly just expecting it to be at least better than IV but worse than RDR2 at least in terms of its story, couldn't give a single fuck about modern GTA multiplayer or any online in Rockstar Games these days

I've been here longer than you, you fat zoomer election tourist
You ae the cancer that killed this board

Cope

election tourist telling anybody to go back

kek

I voted for Trump too, sucks that our party has fat retards like you that give libshits all the ammo they need to go ahead with their limp-wristed insults about republicans being stupid
In fact you're probably lying about that too and are one of the leftist discord troons that dedicates their lives to false-flagging to ruin places on the internet they don't like

I'm just here praying it gets a September release and effectively kills Bungie because that would be fucking hilarious

I'm what I've always been since GTA V: Cautiously optimistic. Rockstar IS going to fuck it up. The Housers are gone, Rockstar probably got Blackrock money, the trailer heavily focused on the schwarzies, and if V is any indication of their new focus, the missions will be handholdy script-following exercises in "look at the cool thing" and "don't saddle the wrong motorbike".
I'll play it when it's out and judge it by myself. Until then, it's just another upcoming game that might not even release.

I hope the wrecks so hard that the entire industry goes to a crisis like de 80's.

Please.

Give me 500 million in marketing, a plane ticket to india and a hazmat suit and I'll prove your wrong.

I know Snoys are betting it will take down PC gaming or something.

Lose weight you fat mess. Troons and fats are both abominations that should disgust anyone who isn't mentally ill

One things for sure, I’m not buying gta 6
Haha

tfw no gta vi steam chart threads for the next two years

Neither am I dumbass I'm gonna wait a year and pirate the pc release just like every other rockstar game
Doesn't change the fact that you're a fat ugly mess

Oh okay let me clarify - I am never buying (or playing) gta 6, ever!
Hahahahah
Hahahahhahahahahahah
Ha

you're a fat ugly mess

FATass had to bust his phone out to samefag lol
You will never be skinny
Dont care if GTA flops or not as I will only pirate it

Why are you going to pay $100 to have 300 lbs black women twerk in your face?

I will NOT buy GTA6
I will NOT play GTA6
I will NOT even pirate GTA6
I am NOT interested in DEI
Simple as

I've never understood this, why would someone call you fat if they are fat themselves? "Projection" is a leftist cope

no release date
modern rockstar sucks

But you WILL let everyone know even though nobody cares

Top developers don't exist and the state of the art tech is unreal engine.

Why does Anon Babble have zero fucking faith in this game?

because there is a subset of chuds on here who dedicate all day trying to 'sabotage' new game releases that don't fit their new agenda

what they don't realise is that they aren't the target audience, and making 4 threads a day and astroturfing doesn't actually make a difference :)

not liking GTA isn't a personality

gran theft auto

Faith in the ultimate normieslop? no thanks
I won't even play it

It’s been too fucking long since GTA5.
I haven’t played or even cared about this series in over a decade.

cockstar could develop this piece of shit for 20 years and they still wouldn't come close to gta sa

been playing through these for the first time

gta3: hard because of jank, great for its time

vice city: great ascetic, great music

San Andreas: fucking crazy this was ps2, great

gta4: playing it now, driving is kinda fucked. map seems smaller than SA but thicker? idk. nikos based

getting burned out honestly. gta4 has two side games to go through too.

All the guys on the left were democrat then are still democrat now

GTA V single player is bland

GTA V Secret Agent Trevor DLC cancelled

RDR2 single player is bland

RDR2 Undead Nightmare cancelled

GTA Trilogy Definitive Edition is horrible

original GTA3, VC, SA delisted

RDR1 port is underwhelming

gay tony is great. didn't play the motorcycle one.

No you won’t you’ll respond to my post again bitch

RDR2 released 2018

.. and RDR2 was already neck deep in virtuesignaling and modern ideals
No matter how you look at it, GTA6 can't possibly live up to the standards of old Rockstar.

Skip 4 and 5, and play 1 and 2 instead.

I'll call you fat until this thread archives if you want

skipping GTA 2

go back and play it, it's kino.

The board has been taken over in recent years by mentally ill culture war obsessed retards who think everything is "woke dei slop"

No you won’t you’ll respond to my post again bitch

I will NEVER play gta 6, which is a much longer time

Just like you will NEVER lose weight

Why does Anon Babble have zero fucking faith in this game?

i dont care about the gtao2

but story mo-

lmfao

in gta's case it's true though

might. doesn't look like they time too long to complete. one of the things i liked about VC was it didn't take 30 hours to "complete". gonna be honest, been using the taxi in GTA4 every chance I get. the burn out is real.

Imagine being the straight white male modeler who has to make those twerking asses,
unless of course they're all mocapped, which, somehow, is an even more repulsive picture

Cancel culture is currently withdrawing as Pisces is now leaving Neptune.
Awful timing for a toned down / safer GTA who's gonna land in the midst of Neptune Aries, which will be all about being as rebellious and as offensive as you can get.
The failure of GTA VI is literally written in the sky.

Oh no, a game that takes place in America has Americans in it! Clearly it must be da jooz doing another psyop and you constantly bitching about it is definitely a very sane and rational thing to do.

there is nothing for rockstar to mock anymore because of the absolute state of modern america let alone the uk

you've never been to Miami have you?
accurately depicting a location is not "DEI".

youtube.com/watch?v=DjyPqell7b0
if this exact same radio station was on vi Anon Babble would lose their minds. gta has always been woke. much like south park, 80% of the time rightoids were the butt of the joke. I will admit that in vi's case it'll probably be more like 90/10

that nigga's gonna get pegged isn't he

There's a difference between them existing and worshipping them.

The last time Rockstar released a good game they were called Psygnosis

Anon Babble would love this game if that was the case

seems you're the only one who worships them

niggers exist in area you're making a game about

put them in your game

OMG STOP WORSHIPPING THEM REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

gta v got 0 single player support after launch
waiting rooms and lobbies take way too long in online

the fact that I know this slop will sell well hurts my soul

Grand Theft Auto games are unambiguously mass-murder simulators and they've put my least favourite types of people in it... and this is bad?

they spent over a billion fucking dollars making it so don't expect any new or interesting ideas

At least you're not deluding yourself into believing it won't sell like other morons on this board

GTA Is boring

You will never be a woman
I am on topic janny I’m exposing obvious video game marketing shills why else would he reply

written during the absolute peak of the idpol culture war era

world has already moved on from the culture war

It's going to be miserably dated. Fucking Bill Burr is on mainstream talk shows talking about how fucking gay liberals are and this game is written during the era where it was considered fascist to laugh at jokes. It's insane how bad its going to be, people aren't ready for just how dated it is gonna be.

It's probably getting delayed and have loads of minor rewrites to make it less obvious they're walking on eggshells.

This is probably the biggest cope I have ever seen, and I wonder whether you are astroturfing.

I guess the woke won with you turboloser faggots. Just make the game so unabashedly LGBTQ, trans-friendly, give every talking point to promote wokelib ideas, and add all the POC you could possibly imagine from mystery meat to diarrhea slop for a Marxist utopia.

Just as long as you give this little chudster faggot his NPC-kill unlock where he acts like an edgster so he can fuck off and shut his faggot mouth so he can't voice his complaints.

The brand name alone will rake in millions of sales, even if the general trend is that the game will get worse. If it's anything like RDR2 it will at least be pretty

Phone posting faggot decides to admit to ban evasion and continues talking about trannies

You're a fat troon-obsessed mess

Delusional gta shill cope

I reserve all judgment until I see gameplay or play it for myself. But yeah the shitters here thinking that a GTA game isn't going to sell is probably the funniest, most delusional cope I've seen in 13 years of posting here

Will "White Man x Latina Bonnie & Clyde" sell more than "Nigga Menace in Japan"?

You can say "cope" all you want but in reality you're the one who's eaten yourself into an irreversible position

yeah no question

GTA VI will sell more than every GTA before it and Yasugay AssCreed combined. That is the power of BWC and the Latina and White man duo.

no
dasritesuke sweeps

dont you have to play as a woman in this game? that's gonna be a no for me dawg

the most profitable and famously edgy "boys club" game, which appeals to multiple generations of loyal male consumers, was made by a team of "boys club" devs/visionaries with a "bullying" and "frat house" culture - whilst also being incredibly successful at their jobs and leaders in their professional field

this is a bad thing

Oh well... that's another classic working IP which is about to go down the shitter. Also what an interesting surname you have there Jason..

it's a transwoman so not a woman

Niggas are ZEST for white dick. They see this game and immediately jump to thinking about his cock and where he is sticking it.

the fact that moden R* doesn't have the balls to even neutrally depict drag queens (removed in a patch of GTA 5) is a death sentence to the soul of GTA.

nailed it

RDR2

a dogshit game, yes

I’m gta6

???

coming 2026

fixed

where he acts like an edgster

Probably the most ironic shit I've seen on this board after reading your post. You can't be more than 15 years old

blunting the edge they were known instead of leaning into it probably isn't a good idea. imagine they fuck it up so bad it's on the level of that saints row trash

They've had it announced for years now, released a SINGLE prerendered trailer and haven't released anything since then. Even though its supposed to release in half a year. That's the easiest and biggest red flag for a game. It also looks way too brown.

Because it has pokemon-tier popularity. It'll be a success on the name alone so the studio has zero incentive to actually put effort into it.

prerendered trailer

Rockstar has never used a pre-rendered trailer or even pre-rendered cut scenes in their games to my knowledge
Do you know what "pre-rendered" even means?

dr. anon i'm gta

NO YOU'RE LE EDGESTER!

YOU'RE 15!

Nigger did you read your reply to that guy?? I'm not the one who thought it was some major pwnage and cool thing that you "CAN KILL ALL LE GAYS AND BLACK FOLX IN A GAME THEREFORE IT'S OKAY TO HAVE THEM RUNNING AROUND!"

i want gta 6 to cost $150
the industry demands it

Yes, and I will not buy it for that specific reason.
Do you have any problem with that?

Yeah but that's not what he said. You're exaggeration and the way you type/talk is where the "edgy 15 year old" that you clearly are is showing

Definitely big cope. I just don't like that there's been no gameplay presumably MONTHS before the game releases, and I know it's going to have an overly monetized online component. I'd also rather not have it take place in miami but that's personal preference

edgy 15 year old

You don't know what edgy means, you're a retard and it shows, and that faggot is an edgster loser who is astroturfing.

You could have just quoted with 15 year old and it would have stuck, but you're too retarded to be posting here.

I just call it like I see it, you type and talk like an edgy faggot. Cry about it

Also, V is better than IV.

Truth

Yeah I have zero interest in online. I hope it goes the way RDR2 did where people love the singleplayer but the mp doesn't retain the player-base like GTA Online did. Maybe that will force them to make a new game sooner rather than just milking online again for another 12 years

Says the faggot who wants gays and trannies running around in his games and all his games vehemently liberal because he can be le cool guy and kill those NPCs in an edgy incel rage

How does it feel to be 12? I haven't been that age in decades.

my favorite theory for intentional trashing of games via ESG was to push men to be more fit for dying in wars

I hope so also, hard to say though if it has the same level of interactivity as 5's Online it'll likely retain a large following. The realism holds back RDR2's online on top of the insanely predatory gold costs for mission packs, I can't imagine rockstar will drop those though. Suffice to say I can predict when 6 Online will die based off of how many free missions and activities it has

I never said that though, you're just throwing a tantrum at this point with these made-up exaggerations that nobody said

How does it feel to be 12?

How does it feel to be such a zoomer that you can't even come up with your own insults?

go lie on your death bed, boomer

I never said that though

you literally did

no argument

i accept your concession

deez nuts

just turn yourself to your nearest crematorium, faggie
remember to bring butter with you

Uh oh zoomer needs a diaper change. He's seething so hard he wants an internet stranger to die!

GTA6 is going to sell gangbusters and its eventual GTA Online 2 equivalent is going to sell 10x that.

Meanwhile all Anon Babble can do is seethe and cope that they're fucking irrelevant nowadays compared to twitter or tiktok. As a matter of fact, the bait threads for GTA6 is just going to be outsourced screencaps of 'takes' from twitter. The only thing Anon Babble offers at this point is taking a random joke that makes fun of liberals on a billboard to say "Hol up GTA6 is redpilled??!?!??!" to cope with the fact it prints money despite coming out at $90 minimum.

he skipped chinatown wars

ngmi

It will be the greatest game made in YEARS and it will make BILLIONS

nothing Anon Babble says or does will do anything to change that

get fucked Anon Babbleirgins

It will be like RDR2 on Anon Babble. Most people will play the game and discuss it while a handful of no life autists screech about how they don't like it or don't care. Then 5 years later (if Anon Babble still exists) everyone will have moved on to new games besides the seething spergs still making threads about how the game sucks.

RDR2 looked good but it was definitely indicative of Rockstar's degrading taste/quality. Game was just too slow and focused on realism to really be a good game and was unnecessarily frustrating at times. The game got saved by having some great voice actors with pretty decent plot but it was mainly the pretty visuals making normies go "OOOOH, AAAAH."
big far cry from rdr1

i hate heists and it's obviously gonna be centered about robbing banks also 2 playable characters, i fucking hate that

nu-jason doesn't look white

graphics is 90% of all that matters in video games