Bruh

Bruh...

How the fuck are zoomers such a bad generation? No one else needed to be told this shit.

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Why are you obsessed with zoomers?

Should've just removed that shot to spite the little pricks.

Should turn the theater into skyblock instead

LLLAVA
CHCHCHCHICKEN

welp.

Your time is over OLD MAN.

I think throwing $500's worth of popcorn and drinks on the floor and bringing in a live chicken is fucking retarded

The general screaming and flashing lights though? That's fun as hell and should be encouraged. Movie is dogshit and people deserve to have fun

Isn't that more of an Alpha thing than a zoomer thing?

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it's kind of retarded because you think the theater would want people buying copius amounts of food for the purpose of wasting it
just pay little jimmy and ol' pablo an extra ten bucks per shift for cleaning it up and tell 'em they can eat anything they find on the floor.

generation of 'jeets

Every generation did this
There just wasn't 40 incel ians clout chasing and recording everything 24/7

Believe it or not people who brought video cameras into theaters back then got arrested.

My grandparent used to tell me stories about how he and his friends vandalized movie launches, he'd ask his mom to increase the lenght of his pockets so he could smuggle stuff, one day he even smuggled a cat.

nah, Minecraft is zoomer core
skibidi is alpha core

Cause i wanna fuck a zoomer chick

on the floor

On the seats too, and those are bolted down, can't imagine how difficult and uncomfortable it must be to clean that.

white people act like black people for one fucking movie and it's a national emergency

get to

Wagies acting like they have more than 0 authority

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Reminder that the silent gen went ballistic the first time Bug Bunny said "What's up, doc?" in theatres.

white people act like black people

No black people are doing this stupid ignorant over a fucking movie. Everything has a reason, and this isn't it.

I'm doing that. You have to put up with watching hours of tiktok videos she will send you. If you don't comment on every one of them she will complain.

is this actually real? lmfao it's letters, not a cop, it can't fucking arrest me
*tosses popcorn at screen*

Well, that's much better than millenial cinema activities, like the Batman one.

As long as I get to fuck her doggy and switch between her pussy and ass I'll put up with it

You just have an annoying partner then. Most people don't do this.

Imagine being this dumb lol.
Theatres DO love this shit. Nobody goes to see movies anymore, so an event like this is great.
The only people complaining are wagies and people who have bleeding hearts for fucking popcorn buckets.

people deserve to have fun

What makes you think anyone "deserves to have fun"?
Fun is not a human right.
Fuck off retard.

most people don't deadscroll

Fun its what you are not having right now you retarded copefag

How the fuck are zoomers such a bad generation?

Lack of parenting. The parents of zoomers grew up feeling overly punished by their own parents, and resentful of it later in life, so they vowed to be "better" and "cooler" and as a result zoomers are given free rein to walk all over their parents and never learn to be polite and responsible in public.

"Sorry, due to unruly behavior from some guests the next screening of Minecraft is canceled while our staff clean the theater."

Pull that a few times and watch this shit stop.

wagies when they were told to do their job

partner

*girlfriend

Yeah, and theatre profits will go back into the negatives.
Thank god you don't run any companies.

There's no point in being polite and responsible in public though

Hire an escort.

they should honestly just cut the scene

Wtf is zoomers? People who abuse the zoom function on camera?

The point is to have nice things and not be a nation of feral niggers that destroy everything nice and ruin everything for everyone else constantly.

stay in your lane grandpa

be young alpha-zoomer at the theater

yell nigger at the screen when there's a fat negress in your movie

throw popcorn and piss and shit and fart when jack black says the funny thing

refuse to elaborate

The kids are alright

If you criticize someone it means you are obsessed.

redditor

well, I want to fuck a 30-40 year old man in the ass, but we don't always get what we want

sh-shut up saying those things

NO CUNT LOL

Zoomers were raised by the internet because their parents couldn't stand being around them, of course they turned out like this

I grew up in a black neighbourhood and was there shouting FAT NIGGER with 20 other zoomers in the theatre. I swear it's always people who've never met blacks before that try to be most tolerant.

That's how you give her an infection, stop watching porn.

It's be nice to find a girlfriend who isn't addicted to her phone, but those are a fringe minority.

Did this really happen? You can say nigger in public without (literally) dying by mob now?

You cant enforce that belief though. Politeness is not free, even konbini wagies are being paid to be polite and welcoming towards their customers; You cant control normal people emotions to 'do more' in society or asking feral niggers to stop being feral niggers and fuck off with their noggery unless there are money involved in it, in which its going to give reason for the entire politeness thingy (I become polite because I was getting paid for it)

Blacks finally realized if they beat up someone for calling them a nigger it just feeds into the perception of what a nigger really is. Also the theatre is pitch black and not even blacks like black women.

tell 'em they can eat anything they find on the floor.

kek

They were having fun, and you're an aging bitter old fuck.

Blacks finally realized if they beat up someone for calling them a nigger it just feeds into the perception of what a nigger really is

Doubt.

Why not just refuse to sell popcorn for these screenings? Is it that profitable?

You never grew up you poor stunted manchild

Might as well let people in for free. Theaters operate at a loss, their real business IS selling popcorn.

I have no choice but the admit the Japanese are entirely superior to white people in this day and age. It's no longer equal.

(You)

You didn't say shit you lying little pussy.

Exactly. My dad used to tell me about how he and my uncle would throw chocolate bars at Godzilla when they were kids.

Wagies have become such fucking weak pussies.
Getting to vacuum all that popcorn would be fun asf.

It's hilarious because of this too

I was born in 2007 granpa, if you're still browsing this site after age 20 you've failed at life.

why do you get so defensive when people call you out on your dumb shit?

Partner is a gay word for gaywads.

v doesn't know about rocky horror

oh god is he trying to mimic friday night funkin?
fucking hell, he's gonna look back on this in like 10 years and want to shoot himself.

i had cargo jeans and a hoody with side pockets sewn in, and a jacket.
i think the most beer ive ever brought into a movie was 19, or 20, for the 3rd lotr with 2 friends.

Straight to El Salvador organ harvesting facility or WW3 trench

normally i'd agree but in this case he obviously meant blacks but didn't want to get banned for making a racist thread

What the fuck is a chicken jockey?

both grew up scrolling videos on iphones, its both, and every generation in the foreseeable future as well.

Tell me where else I can post without getting down voted and permanently banned because I didn't agree with someone. This is the last place for free speech on the internet, and if you don't like it. kys.

And everyone clapped, niggers dapped you up in respect saying "you aight white boy" while the negresses went "he cute"

suicide fuel

If she cleans both before it's no problem

And he was too clueless to know they were fucking with him

You're as old as my niece. 2015 was just a a few years ago wasn't it?