Frenches just casually evolutionized Persona combat
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
Me in the middle with my wives
E33
or CO1?
this game is cinema of the highest order. first western game i've played in years and i'm glad i made an exception to my usual rule
So Maelle is like 15 right?
Gustav says she has 9 years when expedition 33 hits.
In 9 years it will be expedition 24, which means all 24 yo are getting gommage'd, meaning she's 15 now.
Did I get that right? I didn't get any confirmation that the age of the gommage goes down yet I just assumed it.
And of course she hits the strongest in the party, like a shonen protag.
she's 16
FUCK VOLLEYBALL
Reminder:
timed hits and timed dodging do not belong in turn-based games
say it with me:
timed hits and timed dodging are FAKE GAMEPLAY
and once more:
timed hits and timed defense detract from any strategy component in a turn based game and replace it with shallow garbage
How would they portray the writers in a sequel? painters and their paintings is a fantasy way of doing vr/simulation, what will writers do? Rewrite existing reality with text?
First one. 33 is much easier to metally link to the game
And I just spanked it to Maelle!
go ahead and miss out on a masterpiece then you fucking subhuman,literally nobody here gives a shit
what stats do you upgrade for each character? I feel like I should upgrade everything.
Furthermore, how can Lune fly? I certainly hope they contextualize this
Literally don't care about the story and just want to fight monsters because I like the combat
Maelle is pure SEXO!
The secret arena using maelle was actually kinda fun, would I be ruining my experience if I played the game by just stacking all the solo passives on her
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So we agree that it's the OST of the decade, right?
Way too finicky. And by that I mean I suck at it and am too impatient to learn
strategy component
The strategy component in question is just endlessly grinding for level ups.
JRPGs are known for being piss easy outside of post game "super secret boss" nobody ever bothers with.
If they really are a team of 30 frenchman that just hit the jackpot with an rpg. There's going to be more.
I can't imagine they made all this art just for one (1) game. CO1.
E33 until Clair Obscur 2 comes out
Does everything needs a sequel? A prequel would make more sense anyway, probably with one of the former expeditions.
I was wondering how they managed to get Charlie Cox to be in this. Then I saw the ending of Act 1.
She tattooed the wizard shit directly onto her skin instead of using a weapon like the rest
I didn't expect a COE33 thread hit 600 posts in a couple of hours, nice.
Reposting my gameplay video, since I already wasted time to make it:
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Uhhh yikes like giving an optional swimsuit skin to a 15 year old was...certainly a choice in 2025 oof
all the characters are flat with androgynous proportions
yucky
rate the combat
Yes, and it's the choice of a new generation!
I see so that means I simply haven't got far enough
thanks
Lorien Testard doesn't even have his own wikipedia page yet, where does he come from? How can he make such good music?
It's kind of sad that you can tell a character's lifespan based on how big of a celebrity their VA is. Cox obviously isn't super big, but he's still big enough that he couldn't be tied to the project for super long.
Her feet are so smelly the ground pushes her away
Mwaahaaa the French
unironically yes, i can't think of anything that compares since persona 5
Fun and rewarding :D
I hate myself when I fuck up, I love when shit hits. They did a good job.
Clea appearing in act 3 and mentioning a war with the writers was a tease of a sequel for sure. Plus secret boss Clea reveals she's a giga powerful painter, probably stronger than other family members
A guy in Lumiere tells you that the dancers did it and I guess you're supposed to make the logical connection on your own
I understand why it's praised, but for me it's the least fun part of the game
The strategy component in question is just endlessly grinding for level ups.
This is not a fundamental flaw of JRPGs. This is a symptom of poor JRPG design. Plenty of good JRPGs do not allow you to out-grind your troubles and require that you engage with the mechanics in a real, meaningful way. No, prescriptive simon-says slop is not a "real, meaningful way" no matter how badly you want it to be.
I'd speak your language to try and help you to understand better, but I really don't feel like posting nonsensical goo-goos and ga-gas on this otherwise respectable forum.
You don't need HP and defense if you don't get hit.
Apparently he's a music teacher the director found basically at random on a forum
Maelle is so pretty it's unfair
i hope i didn't miss it, when is it available? i'll go fight a boss 30 levels higher than me for 5 hours until i perfect it if i have to
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Test 1 2 3
I imagine it would be the opposite.
It's a small team that built the game they wanted. They don't have higher-ups pushing them for a sequel if they don't want to do it, nor do they have another team to handle it.
There's a lot of inference in the dialogue. Like during the entire prologue they never actually directly tell you what the Gommage is, you just figure it out from how they speak about it, before it actually happens. Or the guy asks you when the Fracture happened, and you're never told that in dialogue, you just work it out from you being Expedition 33 so 67 years ago.
Shoo-in for best best soundtrack and a solid contender for goty
Pas mal non ? C'est français.
well then, I'm too stupid for this game
There are good JRPGs that don't let you grind and are great challenges throughout. You'd probably like them if you ventured off of the Final Fantasy plantation.
Getting filtered by expert, might turn it down to better enjoy the world and story (which is top notch)
WTH??? Talk about luck. The music makes a good 50% of the atmosphere of this game.
no there are JRPGs that don't let you grind
lmao no such thing stop lying
Actually now that I'm trying it out it's not a terrible idea, it's not truly solo because when you die the rest of your unused party members come out to play. So you can get a first attempt with buffed solo member
I'll buy it because it was made my 30 white EVROs like me
what is she pondering about
you can't grind in Trails
Or just pump defense.
I love it when stories do that. Drop some hints and let your audience parcel it out instead of exposition dumping everything
IT'S VERY BAD WOKE POZZED GAME FRENCH AND STUFF 1 OUT OF 10 CONFIRMED BY Anon Babble (me) Anon Babble WE NEED TO DESTROY THIS GAME AND THE STUDIO
Go play Dragon Quarter, right ass now.
where's the secret arena? i must've missed it
Fire Emblem famously doesn't allow grinding in most games.
It would be cool as shit if they did like you said. Just create this whole universe and all this everything just for one game and then leave it at that.
But I'm doubtful.
IGN says "Act 3"
This is not a JRPG.
This is a J'rpg.
France's greatest cultural export since the Napoleonic Code
bonjou'rpg
go back to whatever shithole you learned Anon Babble was kill from
Oui
Fire Emblem is also not a JRPG, it's a tactics game.
Or are we pretending to be retarded and calling every single game made in Japan a JRPG now and pretending like they are all the same games?
He already did that with dungeon crawlers in the other thread.
A miracle, given their cultural imports of late.
Now imagine what these attractive female designs would look like if this game came out of a California studio
France, despite its many faults, can appreciate a beautiful woman
No thanks, looks like ass.
Producing fine and brave underage girls since Jeanne la Pucelle.
game looks cool, but I get so bored with turn-based games. especially the ones that take so long for the enemy to do some animation i'm bound to see a thousand times.
how is the gameplay then? is it painfully slow? is it random order to party based?
Well this game has real-time actions which would also disqualify it under that definition. I don't really get why people consider tactics to be a different genre rather than a subcategory
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I'm gonna buy this game just for the music.
since Jeanne la Pucelle.
Jeanne was literally a shonen tomboy MC.
This is very fast turn based, you can do dodges and parries during enemy attacks to reduce damage or counterattack.
Combat is fast and with dodges, qtes and parries, it feels more like an action game.
JRPG is not a combat type.
JRPG and strategy aren't mutually exclusive.
Nah, the dodge/parry system means you have to watch enemy animations closely instead of feeling bored for a few seconds during enemy turn.
This opens its own can of worms, the dodge timings are super tiny, but you certainly won't be bored.
Oh ok, guess we are pretending.
Good to know. No more (You)s for (You).
Wow it turns out when you narrow your definition of JRPG so that only Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest fit it you end up with only Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest.
MAELLE
Those black-blue root thingies are for backtracking?
Now I know "ya boi" ain "outeer" shitting on Shadow Hearts?
tournament arc
oh brother you know what I FUCKING need
Not really. She was pretty feminine and beautiful according to the records. She only wore an armor because she had to.
thanks, lads. i'll give it a whirl. after all, it is free
She also had short hair and a tan because she was a farm girl working outside.
reminder that the sword and A/B/C/D letter their weapons scale off this stat
how do I level up weapons?
This fixes shit combat
it unlocks as you play the story, can't miss it
pleb
Is there a French dub, and are you using it?
lv2 you just win battles
lv3 requires a camp upgrade and a material
filtered
publicly announcing you're shit
So the devs are big fans of Xenoblade 3 judging by the story
Hon hon hon what if ve made ze JRPG vis all deh tings ze Japanese are ashamed of for zom reàzon.
Its good, if Japan isnt going to make JRPGs it looks like 16 french people will
New Malenia
I got a lvl 6 from some random overworld battle, so I don't think it's the case always.
or Tactics Advance
or FFX
or Lost Odyssey
or literally every JRPG story Xenonigger
It's a mystery.
Are jrpgs humbled?
how many more games from this studio until they go to shit?
9/10 bait
POST PICS OF LUNE'S FEET PLEASE!!!
what went so right?
all deh tings ze Japanese are ashamed of
Such as?
Honestly this is most likely a one off
MAYBE we get a second game thats a new IP, a literal 10/10 and they go bankrupt
a sincere attempt at making a videogame
not just a project meant to extract money while hiding behind 10 layers of irony
why not just play story mode at that point? nobody's gonna judge you, it's a single player game.
500k
That's pretty low ain't it?
Honestly, played like an hour of the game and holy shit, this game puts hollywood super productions to shame, both in visual quality and actually being well written.
I hope they maintain the level for the whole game
Maelle is built for big brother cock
I don't know which brother though
Feels like Gustave gets no AP generation compared to the girls. I swim in AP with them in comparison to him.
No messaging, just game.
the music in this game is really good
i wouldnt say 500k sales in about 24 hours for a brand new studio with ~30 employees is low
don't worry thats not gonna be a problem for too long
For totals? Yes.
For a few hours? It's pretty good.
Blame Todd
It's an indie game done by an unkown studiomaking a new IP and releasing it right after Oblivion remaster
just parry bro.
It's ok if you get hit he's supposed to be the tanky one.
story mode does not disable parrying, and you will still lose if you don't parry, regardless of difficulty level.
I'm fucking jumping. I swear I am!
Only if you're used to retarded numbers some normalfag fotm games get.
500k means they probably already made a nice profit.
I FUCKING LOVE THREE NIGGAS IN A ROW GAMES BROS FUCKING LOVE THEM
already doing better than Assassin's Creed: Shadows since they didn't use player numbers as the first thing they reveal at how successful their game is.
Three niggas in a line.
Big ass man in overworld running around looking for places of interest. Stuff they think people dont like.
he's probably referring to how Square Enix is becoming allergic to turn based combat now with their flagships like mainline Final Fantasy in an attempt to try and pull in more mainstream audiences.
I really want to experience his game but everytime I play JRPGs I fuck myself over either by grinding too much and level scaling fucks me over or missing all the good weapons because I didn't piss in a well 20 times or whatever.
This doable if I just put it on easy or will I miss the real ending or whatever?
They're celebrating so I'm sure those frenchfags are popping bobbles as we post
unknown studio
brand new studio
indie
reminder that they are literally former ubisoft devs
and it shows that they know how to make competent visuals and cinematography, and clearly they have plenty of connections in the industry to be able to get this level of music quality
For a game done by a studio of about 30 people which is also Day 1 gamepass I would say that is fine.
I love how many reactiontimelets this game is filtering
J'ACCUSE
So basically FF16?
The did have cool as fuck Eikon fights though.
thoughts on the reveal at the end of Act 2?
I couldn't figure out the jump timing on him at all, never once did I avoid a jump attack
and clearly they have plenty of connections in the industry to be able to get this level of music quality
The composer for the OST is a music teacher they hired.
Need a controller before I buy this, what the best PC controller these days?
Pref something that "Just werks" without 3rd party tools and drivers.
if it was AAAshit with a fuckhuge budget, it would be pretty low
this game is midbudget and was made by a small team of hon-hon's
some of you faggots really have zero shame whatsoever. embarrassing
The music producer is some literally who they found somewhere who never worked on anything before and is new to the industry.
The visuals, maybe. Ubisoft always has great visuals even if the games are trash. The art teams are often wasted on their shitty collectathons.
mid budget
able to get Andy Serkis
Doubt
Anon Babble is a rhythmlet board in general
I remember hi-fi rush filtering a good number of anons
nobody's gonna judge you
wrong, i do judge storymode fags. how hard is it to press a button at the right time?
DualShock 5.
Steam has a "just works" integration since forever.
literally any xbox or ps4/5 controller
It's a small studio with only 30 devs, not Ubisoft. That's excellent for day 1 sales. It will break 1.5 million copies no problem thanks to word of mouth. The game is already a commercial and critical success. Not to mention quite a few people are playing thanks to Microsoft Gamepass. Remind yourself how Ubisoft would only give the number of players instead of the number of sales for the new AssCreed?
I beat Sekiro twice. On a base PS4 on a shit TV. Don't talk to me about "reaction time".
This game is just evil at times. I'm really liking it so far though.
Literally why are you always samefagging and spamming this game? Even when the site was down you were autistically spamming and seething in 8moe expedition 33 threads. You're assuring that nobody even want to play your shitty dragon quarter game solely over your autistic association with it.
I do, but there's cases where he doesn't get targeted and i end up just doing the basic attack with him in those cases.
modern controllers work out of the box nowadays with steam, even playstation controllers, its up to you whether you like symmetrical or asymmetrical layouts
if you want FULL 100% compatibility you should go for xbox since everyone and their mum supports xinput, or you could look into chink controllers but thats a whole thing I'm not going to get into
nearly the entire series is active time, they switched away from turn based literally as soon as they could
Even if true. They are no longer under a community board who have a check list for their studios to follow.
I just started. How come the girls I see are actually cute?
Lumiere
heh, that's the name of the game
a full chorus joins in
Gustave is the mark slut to set up for Maelle, you can upkeep his 2 a turn right?
does it have date sim?
semantics. active-time is as much of a normie repellent as true turn-based is.
tfw played Khazan and AIlimit just before this so I'm on point with my parry and dodges after a few adjustments.
for a studio of 30 with the game on gamepass and still managing to hit 51k players on release day and 71k today? no that's pretty fucking good.
every reviewer I know is sucking this game's frog cock, they might actually break 1 mill
i'm 11 hours or so in and the quality has been constant across the board, with the gameplay getting better and better as skills/gear/pictos options open up
there's a relationship system but I dunno if it's anything more complex than talking to everyone in camp every now and then.
hon hon hon'ing in the distance
Or you can just base attack with the pictos
So if i get it right: Expedition Zero had painted copies of the whole family. All made by real mother: mother (Aline), father (Renoir), older daughter (Clea), younger daughter (Alicia), brother (Verso). And she made them to beat real father and kick him out of the painting, while she's in a stalemate with him. Then painted Renoir decided they want a life of their own, took painted Alicia and started protecting island from expeditions to prolong their own existence. Real Clea went into the painting and repainted her copy, and her copy is just chilling painting monsters. Don't know what happened with painted mother, Aline. And then years later real Alicia dropped into the painting, got reborn as Maelle, and somehow lived from birth to 16 as Maelle.
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK THE CREATOR
CANCER GODDAMN BOSS
Sciel best girl I love my afgani waifu
i don't get it. just play on normal and don't grind? you can grind, but levels don't really matter, you have to time your dodges/parrys
Mostly cutscenes, especially in the opening
Turn based combat
French dev
Game of the year, fucking KINO
I usually hate these kinds of games but this rocks
The composer for the OST is a music teacher they hired.
Dude has been waiting his whole life for this because holy shit everyone just went all out on the OST
Man I got kinda baked and the beach scene kinda freaked me out lel
JRPG sales are pretty frontloaded. They will go radio silent about milestones just like metaflop.
cutscenes reflect chosen outfits/hairstyles
you can go through super serious cutscenes as a baguette-wearing hon hon surrender monkey complete with striped shirt and red scarf
It's a mystery, nobody knows, anon.
Sex with redheads
cutscene goes to 4:3 in the black and white Maelle visions
this game is so fucking French holy shit
Apologize.
By what standards?
kill yourself already you subhuman, E33 is already a massive success btw
I kneel to Eurochads, again.
Who cares? Play the game they just put out.
This is literally in the game in one form or another
The Witcher 3
Cyberpunk 2077
Disco Elysium
Baldur's Gate 3
Jagged Alliance 3
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
What happened? How did Europe become the place that makes the best RPG's?
That's how they revealed their French voice actors
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clearly they have plenty of connections in the industry to be able to get this level of music quality
Yet the composer has never worked in vidya before.
What did she mean by this?
This game is kino of the highest caliber. Can't believe we actually got a game with sovl in the year of our Lord 2025. Frogs, I kneel. Also, didn't notice it's back already. I missed you guys.
Cyberpunk 2077
one of the previous expeditions tried to cross the sea on a ferris wheel
E33 is far better written than Metaphor
How did Europe become the place that makes the best RPG's?
I'm on the fence, I see many praising the game but I'm still not 100% sure if it's up my alley
What other JRPGs is this most similar to, anons?
AAAAIIIIEEEEE
je m'agenouille
Credits roll
It's 20 seconds long
well yeah i didn't imply otherwise
story
Final Fantasy X
gameplay
Lost Odyssey/Legend of Dragoon
it actually worked and only got fucked by a giant monster
her hand is gesturing as to how she will knead your balls once she gets hold of them
what went so right?
Euro supremacy
Ones with artificial gameplay like
Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga
Final Fantasy VIII
Sea of Stars
Cyberpunk 2077
Je suis désolé Gustav, please, continue on your journey.
Did Metaphor even have any writing?
Maelle...
What did Montpellier mean by this?
it's like if Paper Mario decided to be Sekiro
I fucking kneel. I was expecting a 7/10 eurojank at most, got something approaching a 10/10 masterpiece.
store.steampowered.com
Silver: Granblue Fantasy, Dawntrail, Lethal Company
Bronze: Metaflop and P3 Demake
I-I'm sorry doubted you, Pierre-sama, please....
turn-based combat
you have to parry with timing in hundredths of a second or you lose
downgrade to previous title
terrible awful game
the worst game of all time
a huge downgrade to previous title
no one fucking plays wrpg strategy games
gameplay
Lost Odyssey/Legend of Dragoon
What the fuck, and like that you've sold me.
apart from your usual Atlus soapboxing, no
I apologized when Arcane came out.
just dodge lmao
but parrying is way more generous than it seems desu (but I am on normal, maybe it's tighter on hard)
not made by a giant corporation with twenty focus testing meetings
one of the previous expeditions failed because they went in cars and their remaining driver couldn't drive for shit
Back in the 90s and 2000s it was Canada, the USA and Japan. Do you know of any old European RPGs? I know only of Sacred and it's an action RPG. Europe used to make mostly action games, build sims and RTS games(also a lot of horror games apparently).
The best first person action RPG in the last 10 or so years.
How are you guys building Lune? I have the gimmicks of the other 3 party members down but I'm struggling with her. Feels like I'm not using the smears properly. But I'm not very far so maybe she has a power spike later
the devs themselves literally said within the past 24 hours (april 2025) that the game far exceeded expectations
fucking retard
Sorry I called you a cockbag. You're still a shit though.
You actually don't have to parry, you can just dodge.
French actually like attractive people.
greatest ally
Japan friendship over, France would never make Forspoken Ubisoft doesn't count any more
I'm so bad at video games that any degree of player skill required makes me seethe and shit my pants
Anon, I...
From what I can tell you do need to get hit once or twice to know the timing but the weird part is that you need to parrry when it hits you, not when it's about to
Are the deluxe outfits worth it?
Thanks anons, sounds like I might actually like this one, guess I'll grab it
No American inclusivity consultants appointed by a corporate overlord. It is that simple.
it is an absolute masterpiece and you should play it now. thats it.
Bongs make kino with Atomfall
Frogs make kino wth E33
Ukes make kino with STALKER 2
Poles make kino with Frostpunk 2
I feel like EU is the future of vidya at this point
I'm not very far in either but I just use this one weapon that applies a random stain upon shooting and then start blasting the enemy until I luckchad myself into a good skill
It's very funny how they went all in on same facing characters so players don't know if it's intentional or accidental simillarity.
This actually
i just use this and spam mayhem with her desu, she feels pretty fucking clunky in general though so yeah idk
weapon that gives a stain on free aim
burn on free aim
ice spell that gives 4 AP if it hits a burning enemy
cheap lightning spell
earth spell that consumes fire+ice+lightning for BEEG damage
I think the funniest thing about people bitching that it's too hard is that when you die, you literally get loaded to an autosave right before the battle you died on.
It doesn't matter, you have to hit the timing or you'll lose.
do you think having maelle in fishnets and supporting kino is worth it?
Cosmetic DLC is never worth it. Buy it if you want to support the devs.
Frostpunk 2 was just okay. Curious how The Alters will turn out.
Are you guys not aware of all the masonic imagery and symbolism going on in the game?
The first cutscene enemy you see is two giant hands gesturing the rhombus symbol.
The black and white checkered floors in the mansion where you meet Maelle. The world literally being inside a painting which is how its portrayed in the promethean man.
No, this is more important than people realize. I love some coombait lewd as fuck designs, but these designs are just classical cute and appealing, a seemingly extinct breed in an age of extremes between fat mystery meat american golems and gachasluts.
then it's nothing like persona
Hey now, I always respected the French for their artistic contributions. I just wish they didn't have to be French while doing so.
anyone with a spec similar to mine?
I have an amd ryzen 5 3600 / rx 6650 xt
Will the game run decently since it's UE5?
How many have finished Act 1?
I was genuinely surprised they killed him off.
Dodge has a generous timing.
Parry has the same timing as a perfect dodge.
"I assure you that having a barefoot hapa girl that floats around when she runs, putting her sole right in the view of the camera is absolutely essential for the gameplay!"
It was obvious
never thought it would happen so early though, he was my favourite out of the 4 too
Do I give a fuck?
Should I?
anons were speculating about it before release and I used context clues locked-down skill tree and no skills on weapons to make an educated guess
still very emotionally effective
I feel like EU is the future of vidya at this point
This. We should expand the EU vidya list.
less than like 2% of people have finished act 1 so far lol, game is filtering a lot of people because its so new and no one knows what to build
this, i can imagine gcj faggots and trannies are seething hard as hell because this is what we actually want, not "characters that look like porn star"
even if lewd coomerbait sluts are great too
It has influences from countless JRPGs.
Story is like FFX or XB3. Very somber and earnest, no Borderlands tier ironic writing. Characters feel like real people.
Combat is like Shadow Hearts with Sekiro parries and dodges. There's elemental weaknesses and resistances straight out of SMT. UI looks like Persona.
Really good soundtrack.
Realistic art style with many dream-like environments.
Overall really solid game. Absolutely amazing for a western game in 2025.
How many of these guys also worked on Unity? The art team was phenomenal in that game, I loved playing a French game about France where you could feel the pride throughout.
afgani waifu
Kabyle/Amazigh*
All the girls are either french of from french colonies. Lune from the Indo-chine and Sciel from Algeria.
WHY THE FUCK SHE GOES AROUND WITHOUT AN EYE PATCH
I was really surprised to see that classic styled overworld after the first boss. I hope the game keeps throwing things like that at me.
Will the game run decently since it's UE5?
It's pretty well optimized, actually. I'm getting ~60 fps on 1440p.
t. r5 3600, rtx 3060
Menu is just Darkness and embers
the amount of people ive seen posting online "maelle is cute" and there is 500 she/her trannies in the replies SHES 15 SHES 16 THATS A CHILD YOU ARE SICK YOU SHOULD DIE its hilarious. they truly hate young beauty because they are either a 37 year old fat hag or are a male pretending to be a woman. oh no people think hot 16 year olds are hot wow they have and will since the end of fucking time.
Dodge has a generous timing.
The attacks are too fast, the dodge window is too small, you don't have time to dodge several hits at once and take all the damage from the enemy's combo.
2600 and a 2060 with everything on M save for shadows and shit to do with hair.
Game runs great, pirated.
it's like 7.5% on Steam but still pretty low. Maybe just a lot of preorders who put it on hold for Oblivion
they'll seethe because the scrappy teenage girlboss is wrong and self-destructive while daddy and onii-chan is right
i have but i'm not too far into act 2 yet
i'm wondering if he will come back, if you noticed on his skill unlocking there was tons of skills that were "locked", unless those locked skills were a complete ruse, in that case they are fucking geniuses. i do miss him though, he was a great character. i really admire the balls of these devs
it's more like 4-5% now
I think people are just saying persona because it's turn based and your command options are mapped to the face buttons instead of a scrolling menu.
Well do you know about who the masons pledge their loyalty and fealty to? It is Satan. My guess is that you are taking a pledge in support of Satan by playing this game. Unbeknownst to you of course.
It's actually a skin in game and I'm not even joking.
Better hit the timing then.
the timing on parries is so fucking annoying. some of these bosses have the slightest delay in their animations that catches me and then i eat huge amounts of shit for it.
like this gestral ultimate mech boss. triple cannons are just such a pain. his initial salvo feels slow but i can get the other two no problem. every enemy has at least one attack i can't intuitively deal with and i eat huge amounts of damage for it cuz im playing on hard. im already tired of the game and im only a few hours in.
How do I turn off subtitles? I disabled them but they're still there in gameplay
thank you bros!
hit the timing then
I can't
go play something easier then
or down that auto-parry mod
To revolutionize RPGS you add quick time events?
That battle theme in Flying waters
its nice but some enemies have retarded patterns
enemy finishes his swing
dmg goes trough a full second after
you are somehow supposed to dodge/parry the dmg part and ignore the swing part
i would like to have an option to add an indicator to parry/dodge like the one for attacks
Unironically what's wrong with fucking maelle? She's LITERALLY middle aged in this setting.
You're not meant to parry everything 100% of the time, it's fine to take damage
I hate mimes. I need to counter them a dozen times just to stance break those assholes
if you lower the settings and upscale from 720p yeah
sure, but im not at a stage of a game where i have access to all party heals yet, which makes it hard to recover from mistakes.
she's too old, you need to go younger in this setting
where's that Alizee gif when you need it
i mean i get 80 fps in 4K DLAA ultra so idk how its running so poorly for everyone
That was a surprise since the rest is so bombastic, then it's just this. Good shit.
Im enjoying it so far but some parts feel retarded
everyone talks about shit like
WOW! esquie really exists! I thought he was only a legend!
but like, what fucking legend? Where did you hear that? Was it from someone who came back from the expedition? if so why the fuck wouldn't you believe them? if not then where the fuck did this legend come from?
i hate Petanks like you wouldn't believe
UE5 game
my 3070 is running it like a dream
Merci, France
Ok thank god I have that weapon. Gonna try her again with it + proper combos, thank you! The few times I've hit a properly smeared spell have all done crazy damage so she seems worth to learn
best girl
just dodge those then lol
i cannot wait to watch asmongoloid get hardcore filtered by the combat in a few days
most people dont have a 5090
And we were having such a nice thread, too.
i cannot wait to watch asmongoloid
piss off, zoomzoom
I don't even know what the fuck other devs are doing with their games. FF7 Rebirth runs like trash with it's fake open world.
why not just play the game and delete all knowledge of streamers from your mind
Was it from someone who came back from the expedition?
Wasn't it said somewhere in the beginning that an expedition actually did make it back? in fact wasn't it expedition zero, literally the first one 100 years ago?
it's actually kind of fucking dire that quite literally every other single expedition fucking died with no survivors except for the ONE.
it's because it's not open world and has a lovingly crafted world
true brother. i do have a 5090.
almost kill him
eats my two damage dealers
this is fucking HORSESHIT
Wrap it up everyone
How the fuck so you even catch those things? I was only able to fight the first one.
breaking him frees your party, do more parries to build his break gauge faster
hope you hit those parries anon
I'm fucking jumping. I swear I am!
but... he does not have an attack you need to jump?
yes HE jumps but its a normal attack you need to parry/dodge
you have to make them run into their little hole thing and then you can attack them
asmongold
go play something easier then
I've already completed Xenoblade, but there's nothing else like it or worth it.
fuck this take it back down
remember the little platform you got him on the first time? there's one near every area you find one. you have to chase it to that platform so it stops
honestly i never found the platform in advance, i just chased him around til i got lucky and he ended up there. a couple of them i didn't kill before they ran away and i didn't bother to go back for them yet. they're fucking annoying
you have to "trick" the later ones into running onto the platform by doubling back and approaching them from a different angle
This game is just netflixbait
This game is so fucking good I'm going to play it as soon as I get the chance.
I played the first few hours after work. Freaking great.
You just HAD to post something like this? just take a big shit in public like that?
The Mansion is such a hauntingly beautiful place.
I fully expect it to be the final boss arena or something
that's the funnest part of paper mario
what the fuck does that even mean
Why is Lune barefoot? This makes it difficult to focus
I managed to clutch it out with the footslut solo
break nigga
Does Amazon not do release day delivery anymore? It has been awhile since I used it.
I work fucking nearly every day anymore, usually at night, and I don't want to get up early to fuck around at game stores so I thought this would be ezpz.
in fact wasn't it expedition zero, literally the first one 100 years ago?
definitely not 0
but my point still stands, if its information you got from from another expedition then why the fuck would you treat it as a "legend" and not an established fact?
it's actually kind of fucking dire that quite literally every other single expedition fucking died with no survivors except for the ONE.
well they all have 1 year to live so I would assume that most just want to keep going as far as they can to pave the way instead of hoping they will get back and bring back some information only to get poofed away few months later
Maele's face looks weird
just a skirt outfit?
why'd she react like that
oh
aw
I FUCKING LOVE GAMBLING BROS
i'm very impatiently waiting for my kids bedtime to get here so i can play more, this game is all i can think about
fuck im glad Anon Babble is back
just wait until you put her in a bikini
the 3d models are ripped from porn games by the way
you should be able to solve this
and then he called me a fucking nerd
Why does the game look so blurry? I'm playing on 4k, max settings, 65in oled.
Father-(adopted )daughter mating with Maelle.
equip it on Gustave
the next Overcharge casually hits damage cap with no Marks or buffs
based
Unironically more legitimate gameplay than the rest of the slop in the game thoughever'std've.
Y on my controller isn't skills like in Persona
one job. I can't even seem to rebind it?
we're fucking DMC now
this nigga better not die too
enter dangerous area
it's actually dangerous
Damn
based if true
turn off chromatic aberration and motion blur
the only time it's really still blurry for me is the overworld sometimes
is he Maelle's husbando?
they're too late, I already played Baldur's Gate 3
no romance
Why is it ok when this game does it?
turn off DLAA if you have it on and use DLSS quality, it's glitched and doesnt actually render at the resolution you select
romance isn't really an expectation in jarpigs like it is in warpigs
because 90% of the cast are related you retard
Thanks
Not sure how I feel about bosses that 1 shot you but also randomly switch between comboes that are either 1,2 or 3 hits long and look exactly the same
This Julian guy is kicking my ass
are you aware of the setting of this game?
Xenoblade is just the rehash of Xenogears Takahackshi was waiting decades to do
Back in the day everyone thought Yuna and Rikku were cute, and nobody batted an eye.
isn't this the hidden arena? These are probably like optional hard challenge bosses
turn up your headphones
suddenly a mother fucking style meter character
remember that they have Bury the Light vocalist in the OST
we didn't have a tranny and faggot epidemic in 2001
character starts to say something
attack an enemy just as they start speaking
lose that dialogue forever
fucking HATE this
They knew there would be fucking memes about it, so they embraced it first. haha
I've missed you, old friend
Wait til you unlock the literal fucking Blue Mage that steals enemy skills by stealing Nevron feet.
has gigachuuni fighting style
including judgement nut
SSS
the 9999 damage cap seems kinda dumb, at level 15 I was already hitting it with ease with sciel. multihit is just straight up superior, even more so when enemies have shields
this game is 40gb meanwhile Oblivion Remastered is 120gb
make it make sense
God bless these legends.
this but unironically
the entire world and all the wacky creatures are just Verso's OC donut steel painted fantasyland brought to life
shields
not packing Maelle's shield-deletion skill at all times
They were always there. You just didn't see them or hear them.
yep that trick just did it
this is the first time I could clearly hear that swoosh sound everyone is talking about
to an extent, yeah, but you're insane if you think there was even 5% as many trannies back then
Jason Schreier shrieking in the distance
literally live in the mansion
Huh
This game is just netflixbait
No, it's actually great. People will remember it when GOTY season rolls around I guarantee it.
Little too white for our tastes, this is problematic.
Before I get too far in
Is it woke?
I managed to get him with Malle with parry countering in Virtuso stance.
I love the character interactions. Holy fuck, it feels like such a breath of fresh air from the fatherless faggotry of BG3 and the gook tropes of Metphor
the story is pretty depressing.
I really want to play this but I just bought Oblivion Remastered.
On the subject of Persona, I also haven't beaten P3 Reloaded. It would be nice to have Persona-style combat without the hours of social links (besides SMT)
No fat girls. Even the guys are just chubby
Based
tfw when second phase on boss fight hits
you are not healed
There's a black guy on the expedition team.
He dies immediately however
Hope Embracer buys this studio and fixes this problem STAT!
Lol nah
bought Oblivion Remastered
unironically buying toddslop
I dont get why people bring up Persona as an example of good combat
Persona combat is literally bottom of the barrel trash with some quirks
not a single unnatural hair color in the entire image
he was actually a fucking complete bro, too. and normally i would never say that about his kind
giving bethshitsda money in 2025
this studio sure is lacking in some types of "people"
hmmmmmm
You can find a painting of this image in a semi-secret area
This is extremely unAmerican.
Guessing the women did the art? I feels very "female". I haven't watched the credits. But fucking great job either way
This game's a lot funnier than I thought it would be. Tonally this game reminds me of Yakuza in that it has a story that takes itself insanely seriously but then is just full of the goofiest shit imaginable without a single care in meshing the 2 tones together.
black folks all over Final Francetasy, gay NPCs saying goodbye to their lovers before their gourmaged, roastie eggless lover interest defending not having children with the MC, standard woke stuff. If you got a problem with it, don't buy, chud, it's called REAL life
Based.
yfw you find that picture as a painting in the manor
what combat? this is a cutscene
Persona combat is literally bottom of the barrel trash with some quirks
Enough about Falcom games
I'm beginning to think America is the root cause of all the faggotry and if we left the Euros to their own devices vidya would be saved
I will never, ever, join you again.
A shame. There'll be a lot of fighting.
A lot of fighting?
A lot of fighting.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Fighting?
Fighting.
I'm coming with you.
4 niggas in row is a legit genre. Never forget it
This is 3 niggas in a row though
Esquie a cute
Persona is great because it's super snappy. It's what you want out of a JRPG battle system because it's super quick to get through encounters. This game has the same kind of snappiness with its battle commands which I dig.
No wonder it's so kino
approaching one of the buildings in the prologue has you hear a man and woman having sex
Sophie just goes "well I guess not everyone is depressed today" with a smile
Ah the french
not a single landwhale or danger hair in sight
how is this real
revolutionized
Eh, I wouldn't go that far. I have to wonder if the devs were being cheeky hiring Shadowheart's VA, because the combat system is very reminiscent of Shadow Hearts (game).
What's the point of the combat being turn based if you can still dodge and parry attacks? How is it different from real time combat at that point?
roastie eggless lover interest defending not having children with the MC
I mean in that world there's a legitimate fucking reason to not want any children and even then the bitch telling off on Sophie wasn't even painted that badly all things considered.
I was so inspired I painted it instantly
Esquie being a quintessential french dickhead bullying his british neighbor is peak comedy.
fell at the climbing beach down
TWICE
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
why does this chromatic lancelier motherfucker just oneshot me instantly if I fail a parry
I'm not even playing on hard wtf
Sophie a shit. Bitch left Gustave and for what?
Maelle looks like a ventriloquist doll. Her design is uncanny and doesn't look human
This is 3 niggas in a row though
That's fucked up. I'm still looking for Sciel.
You're telling me I have to replace someone?
I just got Esquie and my thoughts on the story so far are that I can't tell if the obvious twists that I can obviously see coming are actually coming or if they're just red herrings. The obvious one being the white haired man and the masked woman being Gustave and Maelle in some form or another. It's so on the nose and obvious that it feels like it's an attempt at misleading.
The Lampmaster boss fight was KIN0 of the highest order. Literally had to stop playing just because of the god tier track. Hope other main bosses will be on this level
paper mario for oui-aboos
all the chromatic dudes are one shotting bosses
he dumped her cause she didn't wanna have children so he found someone who would (lune)
Same mentality exists today with climate cultists. Have less children, accept more refugees, etc. This game is only getting a "it's not woke" pass because it's better about it than your average wokeslop that gets shoved in people's face nowadays.
we need maelle porn. STAT.
Esquie said these mushrooms are okay to eat, I'm sure it's fin-ACK!
An Expedition unironically died like this
burgers sees an attractive woman for the first time
funny you say that, i've been playing yakuza the past few months and e33 is the first non-yakuza game i've played since starting 0 (ive made it through ishin!)
i definitely see what you mean, the gestrals are goofy as fuck
Why are people pretending this mediocre game is a masterpiece? What agendas are being pushed here? It feels very phony
You're an idiot
it's an optional boss, you have to git gud. i killed the main boss of the area and went back for him and killed him on my first try without taking damage so really i didn't even need to go level up first
I'm sorry she doesn't have nigger lips and an afro, Cletus-san.
Love these niggas like you wouldn't believe
All the other women in the game are attractive however
What agendas
that good games are actually good
crazy concept I know
okay so what the fuck am I supposed to do here
journo
i haven't played a game and don't know anything about it, let me go on Anon Babble and say that it's mediocre
the one good thing about Anon Babble being down for a week was not having to interact with subhumans like you momentarily
you're a lost cause and you don't even know it
Why are you sorry about that?
why are you enjoying a video game, you must be a fucking shill
home...
am i just misremembering or did maelle only start saying please don't die when someone else is being attacked in battle after the end of act 1?
What exactly happens to that dude? While Gustave is getting monologued and killed they showed Lamps getting out of the water to attack Lune and Sciel then what?
game has no wokeslop, has pretty women, good gameplay, story and ost
wtf why do people like it?
retard
Either come back later, or start learning how to abuse your Pictos for broken combos.
she's FIFTEEEEEEEEEEN
Getting to the Gestral village and talking with the NPCs actually made me laugh out loud. The game just feels genuine which is something that is missing from many Western games now.
I love my Monoco/Verso bantz
I'm playing it on gamepass and it's boring. The story is melodramatic slop and the combat becomes repetitive after an hour. The levels are also empty pastel smears with nothing to discover or explore. Why are you pretending it's actually good when it's obviously not?
Whatever you need to tell yourself. Pretending this game doesn't have woke messaging in it is a cope. But I'm glad you're enjoying the game, little buddy :)
also holy FUCK where is the manual save option?
this piece of shit game autosaved when I somehow managed to dismiss Lune from my party, so every reload I have to add her back manually
So is it woke or not?
not a single ugly woman in sight
Really makes u think
Marking Shots plus Percee is just insane damage
Gustave and Maelle just shit out damage while Lune is just kind of there.
Bro niggas are having literal yearly mass extermination events in game. I wouldn't call that the exact same thing in our world.
tell me the woke message anon, please
I have to know
I don't know why but the delivery of the line when he reveals Francois' name as his archnemisis sent my sides into fucking orbit
Meanwhile every American AAA studio is like
look we can't make attractive women because, uh realis... uhh... LOOK WE JUST WON'T OKAY???!!?
Use die at start and explode when die pictos on companions while one character has all the solo boosting pictos
Can it work?
Anon Babble is back
Nice.
I've only played like three hours and just defeated the first proper boss; so far presentation-wise the game has been stellar and the parry focus is both extremely annoying and fun as fuck.
Good to see it's doing fine even when Bethesda was rude enough to drop the Oblivion remaster one day before.
I AM NOT A FOOTFAG
I AM NOT A FOOTFAG
I AM NOT A FOOTFAG
I AM NOT A FOOTFAG
He has next to no health (opening headshot takes off 25%) and you can retry the battle immediately. Dodge instead of parry and lay into him.
She said it when I was fighting the boss in the fishtank area ( Spring Water?), so I'm not sure what you mean
you clearly have no idea what's the game's message/theme lol
no, not at all
Gustave screams out the password
then apologises for raising his voice
I'm not ready to see French Robert Pattinson go, anons...
this looks like shit
also holy FUCK where is the manual save option?
It saves like every 30 steps you run. Bottom left corner. It's not just at the flags.
It's already been stated in the thread. Please acquire some reading comprehension, tyke!
revolutionize turn based combat by adding elements of real time combat
Im on the fence about this game. Does it have primarily gameplay or does it come second and it is it like watching hour long cutscenes in movie games like witcher 3 and yakuza?
Me on the right with my wives
yes, all of it
press parry or dodge at the right time
Which one of those french fuckers played too much leap of faith in xiv? WHOOO
Always be on the lookout and dodge the fakeout one where he winds up and then punches you 5 seconds later, that one sucks and I don't like trying to parry it
If you parry an attack and it ends up being a combo, just dodge the rest, it's not worth it since he has plenty of 1 hit attacks for you to counter properly
footfag girl
with face tattoos
Seems kinda mean
The prologue is fairly lengthy in introducing the setting but after that it's mostly gameplay focus. I don't think I've seen even one cutscene so far that was longer than a few minutes before getting right back to gameplay. This is much more SMT than Persona if that analogy works for you.
"revolutionize" turn-based combat by doing the same thing other games have been doing since 1996
The only reason people care about this one is because it's "safe vidya" advocated for by their trusted media outlets. You'd NEVER see this kind of support or advocacy for actual quality RPGs like SaGa or Unicorn Overlord.
Sophie points out Gustave and Lune would make a cute couple
Sciel is fun and flirty when they meet up
Wow I can't wait for Gustave to save the world and fuck all these frog women
After finding out there's missable stuff (like the mime at the beginning) I'm really worried about missing something for a quest and not having a save from before to go back to. Why can't we have manual saves?
lune is just mid tbqh. the next party member you get mogs her in terms of mechanics and damage.
Expert is fun as fuck, BUT WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING SO FUCKING BRIGHT HOLY SHIT
Moving waters or whatever the fuck that shit was called blinded the shit out of me. The light rays are simply too fucking opaque
Is there any setting that I am missing on?
standing still and doing parry -> attack against Gwyn
k-kino!!!
standing still and doing parry -> attack against baguette monsters
MUH FAKE GAMEPLAY
Didn't stuff from Super Mario RPG to Legend of Dragoon and Lightning Returns already do this?
Wow I can't wait for Gustave to save the world and fuck all these frog women
Put 1 point in vitality, agility and crit every level and you'll have a pretty easy time. You can safely ignore Might and defence, because vitality will make you tankier and healing skills/items are all percentage based. Might isn't as impactful as simply upgrading your weapons, but if you're confident in your reflexes, then you can substitute vitality for might and go full glass canon. Agility is the god stat, because more turns means more damage and more chances to break enemies so they can't even act. Crit is 50% more damage and plenty of moves give you AP, more hits, or more effects if you crit, so don't ignore it.
:(
Gameplay is pretty standard JRPG stuff with a Parry gimmick.
Make of that what you will.
Anon Babble loves Vanillaware. Have since the PS2 days. Anon Babble had Unicorn threads for a long time.
Don't be an idiot
I don't know about SaGa though
I predict at least 2 millions after a few weeks.
devs were obviously very inspired by From games
Anti-woke incels are promoting it because the girls are hot and turn-based boomers who love 90s Final Fantasy games are pretending adding Paper Mario combat to a mediocre indie game is going to make turn based combat mainstream again
alright managed to kill it
Yeah the weird lighting being over exposed as all fuck is probably the only criticism I have for this game.
This is much more SMT than Persona if that analogy works for you.
I don't know. I don't play jrpgs but this one looks interesting. The closest I've played to jrpgs was Yakuza 0 and that felt like a scam due to the lack of gameplay, I was really sold punching mafia guys and all I got was a japanese soap opera
Haha.....
He probably did already fuck them at various points though since Sophie's comment about Lune hints hard that Gustave and Lune had hooked up for some duration during the 5 years.
FIGHT THE MERCHANT
bros why is this game so fucking based
Gustave is so kind and personable to everyone
is the perfect big bro to Maelle
he is so fucked I can't take this bros
go to character editor, change your hair, exit menu, game saves
Anon Babble literally back the day this release
Thank god. Imagine if it was still dead we would have missed kino threads forever
Who else here is happy that Anon Babble came back this weekend JUST so we could get some threads about this game?
Is this game truly the successor to FFX?
Why does nothing in this game appeal to me?
My main concern is, do I get to press buttons or I watch the game play itself in the form of cutscenes?
pretty standard JRPG stuff
even taking the parry/dodging out of the equation this still really isn't true. unique character specific mechanics, the pictos system, free aim, the combat is very unique all around
I like that he genuinely felt bad for yelling at him. Gustave's a good lad.
We're having nice threads here, go away schizonigger. Surely you found something better to use your time on over the last while
You'd NEVER see this kind of support or advocacy for actual quality RPGs like SaGa or Unicorn Overlord.
I shilled Unicorn like crazy and will also vouch for this game. They're both great. Trying to stir shit against us is weak.
i loathe zoomers so much it's actually unreal
seriously bros, i am so thankful
I love these gestral niggas like you couldn’t believe. They’re so full of testosterone
Is there like an auto mode?
I can see it getting really tedious after awhile
Sophie left the best dude ever who looks like Robert Pattinson so she could die a single hag
this game is absolutely based and redpilled on the woman question
Maelle is unironically too thin. I don't mean she should be fatter, just that she needs to be stretched sideways like an inch.
FFX was on another level
It's actually similar to XVI, storywise
a couple pregnancies should do the trick
The game literally details the reason, he wanted kids, she didn't want to birth more misery. And the opening actually hits very hard with it when that one woman who nagged at her disappears holding her daughter's hand.
Shit's just miserable.
Is she romanceable?
the game is really good but please someone tell the cutscene director to stop making characters side glance
there is no romance. This is a story about family
Sex with lune
They're a shy bunch
Not luck. Just old-school western hiring methods
Maelle is great and all, but in a different world Anon Babble would be super pissed because they made the little 15-year old girl the hardest hitter in the party
Maybe nu-Anon Babble, the smallest girl hitting the hardest has been a trope for decades.
Anon Babble has been so conditioned by Californiaslop they forgot Westerners at their peak mog the Japanese endlessly
MAELLE A CUTE
Play further lmao
Any true JRPG fan loves strong little girls
This speaks volumes
In uniqueness of world style I get the slightly EldenRingian vibes playing this game (which is not JRPG though). There's also this same feeling that I have no idea wtf is this place and how gorgeous it looks while having a sense of danger everywhere.
western dev
FUCKING FRENCH
ex ubisoft devs
literal who composers
first fucking game
makes kamige
?????
Still early in the game, just got Esquie
I hope Gustave gets better later on gameplay wise because right now he has a permanent spot on the bench for me. All the girls outdamage him so easily, he only can compete with max charge but it takes way too long to get
Why does nothing in this game appeal to me?
If the music doesn't please your ears then you must be deaf.
it looks while having a sense of danger everywhere.
That expedition log in the cliff map after meeting Esquie talking about some massive Sea beast got me spooked.
what the heck are tint shards
I know but
nu-Anon Babble
Anon Babble would be super pissed because they made the little 15-year old girl the hardest hitter in the party
Nah being an attractive red hair'd teen is hard to make Anon Babble hate. her personality is also great.
It do be like that.
+1 potions
They increase the number/strength of your potions
you have shit aesthetic sense
I love my bloody cinnamon baguette
Holy crap this game has an overworld like in me old japanese rpgs. Its been sooooooooo long since I saw a miniature map like this.