In celebration of Anon Babble rising from the dead, a splatoon thread. Who is your favorite idol?

Callie > Shiver > power gap > the rest

They are better together.

The gay one

anal for both

The SEX sisters.

Pearl. Not because of her body but personality wise she's the best

I will ink them

does anyone else feel like they repurposed Suzuka-hime from SRW into the left girl?

Shiver kinda fits that sort of archetype yea. I doubt it's a direct reference.

Can we get a ban on these pedos?

Callie and Marie were 17 in Splat1 and are now 26 as of Splat3

Pearl was 21 in Splat2 and is 28 in Splat3, Marina was 18 in Splat2 and is 25 in Splat3

Shiver, Frye and Big Man are in their early twenties

Pedo?

Thought son big squiddies?

I like them

They never confirmed deep cut's ages?

Me too bro.

Nope. We know they finished Highschool and that's it. So the implications is that they are around 20-23

Milk

I just thought the similarity was interesting. She even gets called squid or eel in the game as well amongst her other tens of nicknames.

Is the first game playable on CEMU with a Dualshock 3 controller?

Probably?

Anon Babble raises from the dead, but Splatoon will never be popular again

Each Splatoon game is exponentially more popular than the last. Spl4toon will be more popular than 3, and so the saga goes.

Lol
Lmao even

Squid's

i dont see even anons playing it now

No, Octos!

I'm gonna splat

Squids

How big of an impact do you think mouse-control is going to have in Splat4?

Assuming they allow people to use it in ranked? What will almost certainly happen is that the few, sweaty people who really care about advancing will use it to shit stomp the timmies that play ranked just so they can do clam blitz or whatever. The lop-sidedness of teams will become 1000x worse and I will be on the losing team every time just like in Splatoon 3 aaaaaah.

For me it's

Best girl

Callie

Great

Shiver and Marie

Good

Off the Hook as a whole, I like both equally

No thanks

Frye

I love marina's dark octoling figure!

For me? It's Agent 8.

started off preferring Marina

ended up liking Pearl more

started off preferring Shiver

ended up liking Frye more

interesting

Frye has grown on me too brother.

No idols
Only she
My beloved

Autismo who literally produces her own drugs. She's retarded Walter White.

slimy squid pussy

Reminder ink is a combination of melanin and mucus.

I want my squid to get raped by Octolings

jtveemo makes me weak

god i want to put my sausage between frye's titties and blast hot splooge in her face

Why would you wish such a cruel fate upon your poor woomy?

her face

not her fivehead

She's been kind of mean to her Octolings teammate lately, that's all

Inking it to squids...

those milkers look like they squeeze out a lot of ink

Why is Marie teasing her poor sister like that?

Slosh

These two squids practiced kissing with each other and they still do.

They should practice with me.

WOAH SQUID

tfw no autistic gf that ALWAYS brings the drugs when she comes over

Sounds like a perfect woman to me

Nah. They moved onto Agent Three after Splat1

But Three is a dude that fucks his octo wife with the huge ass.

Black squids healed my racism.

I want to see all the idols pregnant with my children.

Thicc squids.

Callie is easily my favorite. Marie is second place.

To elaborate, my overall coom ranking would be:
Callie > Marie > Agent 8 >> Frye > Marina > Harmony > Agent 3 > Shiver > Agent 4 > Annie > New Agent 3 >>> Flow > Pearl >>>>>>> Marigold/Staff

Left
BWC
Right
BWC

Goddamn I love underboobs and tummy

Squid Sisters and Agent Eight in top three

Respectable, but Frye being above Marina or Shiver is crazy

Embiggen, and then sit on me.

Embiggen

Blasphemy, she's already perfect.

slimy squid pussy

Goddamn I love underboobs and tummy

My nigga.

Rule34 jannies are already deleting Wamu's Marina animations because "muh loli/shota" rule

got banned from Patreon for the same reason

Newgrounds kids are finding out about his straight shota art and trying to cancel him over it

That guy can't seem to ever get a break. Shame since he's one of the last few good western Anon Babble artists out there.

How often do you think Deep Cut for bullied in Highschool because of their individual families being autistically obsessed with specific animals?

>Newgrounds kids are finding out about his straight shota art and trying to cancel him over it

Words cannot describe how much I despise these fags that recently moved in on Newgrounds.

I didn't even realize he was on patreon. Since when does rule34 or Newgrounds even care? Things have changed too much.

The oldfags don't care, but the younger generation that grew up on tumblr/twitter and is now weirdly puritan keeps throwing a fit until the mods relent to shut them up. It's happening all over the internet unfortunately.

Newfags are an eternal cancer. How could they stomach playing side order with Eight's juicy ass constantly in their face?

You'd think the Newgrounds mods would just shut them up by muting them or something.

Rule34 (the triple X version) always banned loli & shota.
Newgrounds banned it in the late 00s after Zone got caught using an underage voice actress's audio for his Toph animation.

Oh yeah. I was thinking of paheal.

Zone got caught using an underage voice actress's audio for his Toph animation.

Wow. Seems like he only got a slap on the wrist considering all he's done since then.

Thank you Friday Night Funkin'

would the sound go plap plap plap or squish squish squish?

I just want to say: Splatoon 3 hero mode Callie > Idol Callie.
Her color scheme, outfit and hairstyle are all better. I liked Callie's design a lot in the first two games, but her Alterna design cemented her as my favorite.

Idols and other characters are hot, but for me it's plain old everyday cephs, they make me feral, any female cephalopod with exposed legs or any gear that reveals a bit of her tummy and I'm done

It's even worse when many of these zoomer artists copy his art style, his coloring techniques and use his brushes, then have the gall to freak out and scream PEDO PEDO PEDO afterwards.

soon i will actually buy 3, then i can find out who these new girls are that i've jerked off to.

he missed the grand festival

rip

i'm known for having the worst timing with buying splatoon, the last time i played a splatfest was on wii u

Game was made by many of the Newgrounds veterans

Zoomers latched onto it after their favourite streamer played it

Zoomers started screeching for the creators to add (insert character) or (Insert character) instead of the characters of the games artists

Literal who Zoomer 'artists' started making mods for it, claiming they made it better

Situation got so bad that the Devs just abandoned it because it was a lost cause

I fucking hate these fags. I hate them so, so goddamn much.