Could you fuck your own ass with a portal?
Could you fuck your own ass with a portal?
If the two walls were close enough, yes
why would you wanna do that? that's gross!. giving yourself a blowjob would feel much better.
no the portals are specifically designed so that they cannot be used by homosexuals
Its not homosexual, its advanced masturbation.
I want you to find a full length mirror, one where you can see your whole body while standing up. Once you're there, take down your pants, bend over, and look at your own asshole.
Really look at it.
Would you fuck that hole?
Yes.
Under normal circumstances you would not be able to conventionally reach your ass because your dick is attached to the same waist you're supposed to be thrusting into. So conventionally, no.
However, if you were to say, jam a small portal-applied surface up your ass, you *could* do it. It's just a matter of manufacturing the portal surface into something sort of like a dildo so you don't tear your butt into pieces trying to put a square peg into an ass hole.
I mean you could jam it in but not really thrust. Every time your pelvis moves forward, it will simultaneously move your ass away from your dick at the same speed.
You could but we all know that you don't have a big enough dick for that
I've made professional simulation. This is impossible without moving portals
You would not be able to
This nigga does not know about black salami lmao
how are you going to bend or kneel down and have your dick at eye level?
forgot hands
Does this ever come up in the games?
totally, files.catbox.moe
lmao i missed shitfucks like you for the week
There’s a ton of porn related to this
Obviously this is predicated on being a cute futa and not actually literally me.
The length would not matter, you would not be able to properly fuck ass if you were to simply stick your 3-foot penis into the portal and aim it at the stink machine. You could insert it, but you would not be able to fuck because the inertia is preserved. It would be like trying to move forward yet going nowhere. If anything you would be more at risk of going through the portal fast enough from conserved momentum that you would probably break the dragon slayer penis on the floor. Not ideal.
Yeah, but you'd need a long dick.
Was going to post something like this.
Only dick sucking would work
You could have the portals on a slope, so as you go closer to the point they meet the distance shortens.
This is wrong, dick coming out of a wrong angle
In reality you would need something like this, this would require couple engineers to do this shit. Go on and encourage couple engineers to create a contraption that will help fuck your own ass
It's not wrong at all
Your one wouldn't work because it's 90degrees
You need an acute angle so it encourages things to compress at the angle.
Push dick vertical
Walls are close enough to squeeze between them in this position
Grab cock and lower to horizontal
Insert and move with hands
Reminds me of this thread.
yeah the only way is to put them closer, but then after you get hard and stick it in there you can't turn without colliding with yourself and moving keeps things exactly the same distance, so no thrusting.
Basically, just suck your own dick like a normal person.
This. Don't think about it, just slide it in.
No, because when you thrust forward, you're pushing your ass away from your dick.
after you get hard and stick it in there you can't turn without colliding with yourself and moving keeps things exactly the same distance, so no thrusting.
If you had the ability to make yourself hard and soft and then hard again really fast, that could work as an equivalent of thrusting.
Just put one of the portals on a surface you can move with your hands?
With portals that are close enough and a sufficiently long penis, yes.
Afags would argue you can't even do it with moving portals, because your cock/arse isn't really moving and has no force behind it with which to penetrate
Kneeling
For what purpose
You can insert a dick in your ass no problem, with walls that are close enough (moveable walls after placing portals) or long enough dick, but you wouldnt be able to thrust, since your ass would move in the same direction as your dick. It doesnt count as foucking yourself, its more like sticking a plug up your ass. I agree with one of the guys above: dick sucking would be easier.
and they would be right
Yes. You would just need to tape a chunk of wall to your ass with a portal on it, as your hips move your ass's relative position to the portal is consistent allowing you to go to town on the fixed position entry portal which would probably end up with your ass actually hanging out like one of those ass walls in my japanese animes
Finally, pure bliss.
No, the reason you can't penetrate anything is because you're a limp-dicked twat, not because of portals.
They would not argue that at all because your cock and arse would demonstrably be moving, the fact that both are moving in perfect unison is the issue
They would not argue that at all because your cock and arse would demonstrably be moving
You mean they merely appear to be moving, because no force is added
I have a grandma ass from too much sitting and being overweight
I wouldn't wish it on any fag, woman or tranny.
No I mean they are moving
Much like two cars in the same lane are both moving as the gap between them stays the same
Try to link it back to a separate argument all you like, it's completely different and doesn't use the same concept
I don't think you're following this conversation. Go back to the start.
YOU ARE ALL FAGGOTS
No, I couldn't bring myself to do it
STFU BLANC WE'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION ABOUT PORTALS
and now for a more interesting and controversial question
C. The cube goes up my ass.
I’ve been thinking a lot about this image ever since I first saw it over 30,000 years ago. Billions of times it’s popped up in my feed during my immortal lifespan. I’ve yet to come to a reliable conclusion on the question, as new debates challenging the status quo continue to arise from the greatest thinkers spanning the kingdoms… continue to elude my presence will be met with severe scorn…
i love Anon Babble
There was some kick ass art of Chel eating her own pussy that I was never able to find again :(
A
B
How are people pretending anon didn't solve it?
this thread
I missed you guys so fucking much
A or G?
came to post this, the physics dont make sense (even for Portal)
It's thanks to people like them that I did well in static physics and topology in school. Unfotunately I can't see a problem like that without recontextualizing it as a way of fucking myself in the ass.
For me it's doing this . From the first moment I played the game, this has been stuck in my head
This, it's only possible when portal is moving
Me too
I would be my own blowjob slut, servicing myself multiple times a day and swallowing like a good girl
yeah but then you'll be trapped, do you really want to be the victim of the Nutty Putty Cave Incident except instead of a hole it's you fucking yourself in the ass?
I refuse to believe that an incident named Nutty Putty Cave wasn't already about someone fucking themself in the ass
The cube imparts 0 movement and in-fact is forced through fast via the air around it rushing at it. So air resistance against something that isn't moving it will continue not to move and fall flat.
I'd rather use it to put my feet on my face
nah he just fucked himself over and died a horrible death but his ass was unfucked
same
browse Anon Babble's shitter when the site exploded
twittranny asks "whats jannies?"
don't ever fucking leave me again, Anon Babble.
No, your dick would plop out.
I can still suck my own cock though. You cant take that away from me
as the cube travels through the portal, it has a velocity relative to the blue portal
once the cube has finished transiting the portal, it still has that velocity (otherwise there'd be an infinite deceleration)
the cube is not affected by the portal since it's not touching it any more, so it flings
B
ah, so that's why people on Anon Babble were complaining about it
It's never touching the portal, there's nothing to touch
Scholars of ages gone by say that you can.
I consider the portal to be the whole plane enclosed by the ring, not just the ring. But that's pedantry which doesn't affect the outcome.
perhaps . . .
It entirely affects the outcome, you're imparting momentum on an object out of nothing
YES
lost my 6-hour no fap streak to this
where would your body go if two portals are too close together?
Sucking your own dick doesn't feel that great. You don't get the pleasure of doing either since you can't fully focus on either sucking dick or having it sucked. I'd rather just have a clone and take turns doing it.
it doesn't feel that great because the position is uncomfortable, would probably feel a lot better otherwise desu
Why wouldn't it be A?
That happens regardless of how you define the portal, and it's due to a reference frame transition (i.e. the momentum was always there in the frame of the blue portal).
That momentum exists in both A and B btw, but in A you have to contrive an instantaneous deceleration to stop the cube.
Sucking your own dick doesn't feel that great
It does if you manage to take the whole tip
t. knower
contrive
It's not contrived, it seemingly decelerates from the second reference point at the exact same rate as the piston with the portal on it does
All the space around the cube is being forced through the portal at the same rate, there's nothing that it's moving relative to
This is like doing the tablecloth pull trick with a second camera fixed to the tablecloth itself and claiming that the plates should fly away because they have motion and force when observed from that point of reference
space is being forced through the portal
So what happens to the space that's in front of the exit portal? Does it bend out the way? Is it pushed out the way? Do the spaces get combined somehow?
hey man fuck you at least post the original image. It's B btw
I did, it just doesn't do it for me. And I enjoy sucking dick otherwise.
It get's displaced depending on the physical properties of what's involved
Air will just move out of the way as though you swung your hand through it, solid objects will move or be crushed depending on whether one or both are sturdy enough
sucks (heh) to be you I guess!
solid objects will move or be crushed
By what force?
If a stationary cube is forced through the portal and collides with a stationary anon, from where arises the energy to push/crush anon?
Space
You really are a dimwitted cunt aren't you?
It's not portalling a massive corridor of existence at.
It's a portal, point A to B
The box goes through the portal very fast, there's a build up of air pressure with the air forced through the portal like a bag swung around and that's it, the pressure spreads and equalises.
You're imaginging some hollywood shite where the portal has a massive gust of whooshing air coming through it because the other portal is moving fast.
That air HAS NO MOMENTUM, not even your contrived "reference" bullshit.
It's not even being "sucked" through, the portal is simply passing over it and it is ejected out the other side.
But because so much air is being ejected due to the speed of the portal it builds pressure briefly on the stationary side.
From the mechanical piston forcing the portal that links the two points in space you fucking moron
stationary cube is forced
from where arises the energy to push/crush anon?
probably whatever forced the cube but I'm no rocket scientist
you finally realized that you're wrong so you switched the letters?
You're not thinking with Portals™.
fading to black at the creampie
fucking dog shit
Pick one:
B
or
Magic portal wand
2001 a space odyssey got it
fantastic
Make a faux toilet with a portal on the seat and make a board that you can place on top of your lap with another portal
probably not, but i wonder if you could get fucked in the ass and at the same time lick their ass with the portals
This
You'd need either a veeeeery particular set of angles, or a pretty big dick to do it, but you'd be able to penetrate yourself, if not really fuck yourself. Best you could do is probably some horizontal and vertical wiggling.
Sucking your own dick would work a bit better. Again, you'd need a pretty careful set of angles and walls to do it well, but, you would be able to, more or less, suck yourself normally, since your head and hips aren't intrinsically linked the same way. It would still be awkward, though. Runs into some of the other issues of sucking your own dick, but, very possible.
If you put one portal on a moving wall panel and used your own dick as an automatic fuck machine do you think the dissonance from being able to feel the movement with both your dick and arse but not feeling or seeing any of your body actually moving would take you out of it so much you couldn't even finish?
Looks like you just need a really big cock
In your example, yes I'd imagine it would be weird.
But you can just thrust into the automatic fuck machine as it moves, so its an easily solvable problem.
the nutty-booty incident
You make me sick.