Guys, I think I'm at the objective

Guys, I think I'm at the objective

Too many nons in this pic.

Post the real version

how did coke get so popular? the drink is so mid

It's been fucking years, but this image still triggers me every time. WHY ARE THEY ALL LOOKING TO THEIR RIGHT?!

American imperialism.

frfr ong ig no cap it ain't bussin

Better marketing. Most people that took part in the blind taste test liked the taste of Pepsi than that of Coca Cola but that didn't mean shit.

we rizzy in the dizzy nibba sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

Cocaine

New Coke beat Pepsi in a blind taste test but people didn't want that either. The truth is that Pepsi is better in small amounts because it's sweeter than Coke (and New Coke was sweeter than Pepsi) but when you drink as much soda as your average American you don't want it all to be that sweet. It's too much, even for our fat asses.

I've been drinking about 3l of Cola every day for over a decade and I feel fine and I'm not obese.

Is this the designated lol thread?

That's it? What are you poor or something? Surely you can afford to squeeze another 2 liter bottle in there.

I know

how i realized i was trans

i was groomed by a pedo tranny

Why is the black guy so HUGE?

Because, as unfortunate as it sounds, the art looks better if they look to the right. If they look straightforward, it wouldn't look good

this comic is very helpful advice why you should monitor and restrict your childs internet access
I wouldnt want a second me

It used to be literally drugging people in addiction, and got enough money from doing so that it can market itself to the entire world and get them addicted to sugar from a young age instead. Americans also treat drinking it as part of their culture for some asinine reason.

This is the highest form of art

You couldn't make a more clearcut case of grooming if you tried

that's why trannies made up the egg cracking thing

reminder this dude turned out to be an actual pedophile and would trace irl images of toddlers to make toddlercon porn

why is this dumb nigger just standing at the objective like a dumbass? he just had to stop "at the objective" let go of his mouse and keyboard, grab his goyfizz and tell everyone where he is? how shit is this team? how shit would it be to be on this team?

Wait, really?

anon is half right
the pedophile tranny was tracing real toddlers but he was making diaper furfaggotry images
not that it's any better

white guy is such a noob that he THINKS he's at the objective rather than being certain

Why was Coke so racist towards white people?

You ever notice how every bit of marketing designed by women is full of this absurdly saccharine forced positivity shit where everyone is a different race all patting each other on the back constantly for accomplishing basic things like "breathing" and "not shitting your pants"?

why the hell are they drinking coke? dr peppah is the better bev

The world is on fire. I don't mind a bit of sugar bowl nonsense.

polar bear commercials

Zamn! Deadlock looks like THAT?!

cp_steel

post the edit where everyones fucking except the middle dude

Hmm, imagine if this was a pattern. Would be concerning, wouldn't it?

the wot

something like, if you're a closeted tranny, you're an "egg", and when you 'accept' your trannydom, you have "cracked your egg"
they use it mostly to legitimize tranny groomers convincing people to become trannies

even worse, this is how troons "procreate" and "have children"

egg cracking

makes sense.
outside influence cracking an egg kills the developing critter inside. grooming kids also does the same but usually with a delay of a decade or two