You are straight up delusional if you don't think this would be perfect casting

You are straight up delusional if you don't think this would be perfect casting

You are straight up delusional if you think a Zelda movie would be anything else but pure fucking trash that everyone would hate.

Like what the fuck would the story even be? There isnt a fucking story, all the characters are 2dimensional stock characters and the plot is "elf boy collects stuff so he can save the world".

Like why the fuck does everything need a live action version of it? Just so you can get your hobby validated as "adult" and "real art"?

You're just a straight up faggot. Go back to Discord.

But who will play link as the crossdressing sissy faggot?

Zelda doesn't have a man jaw.

MODSSSSSSSSSSSS
lefty/pol/ Anon Babble tranny spammers

Protip: The overwhelming majority is still repulsed by trannies and pushing their presence this hard only makes them hate you more.

that's a man

If Hunter actually 100% passed xhe wouldn't be a "famous" actor.

I don't understand why you would think they are adapting Twilight Princess in particular.

He should really get a jaw surgery to hide that blocky face. Also rhinoplasty.
But more than those, he should fucking HANG

Should be Idris Elba.

That is a motherfucking man. Zelda is a woman.

It wouldn't, given live action is cancer, trannies are suicidal and mentally ill unlike the Princess, and you need to kill yourself.
Any other stupid low intelligence shit you have to share with us OP aside from your parents having poor geneticsc?

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You are straight up delusional for indulging the video game industry's weird obsession with movies.

what is this supposed to prove? that you are wrong? right looks superior
only a faggot would find manly jaw attractive

This triggers the chud

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Why would they use Twilight Princess Zelda's design in the movie?

Why does Anon Babble hate trans people so much?

that

manly

Telling on yourself, chinless.

Not as delusional as the retards insisting on making a movie adaptation of loz

I didn't say removing. You can also shave the jawbone to make it narrower.
I bet Hunter is already pretty used to shaving his jaw so it shouldn't be a big deal

google hunter schafer profile

I don't get it

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Cast a man who can't act for Zelda because I want to fuck him

Is it just me or is there a lot more pro-troonshit on Anon Babble ever since the hack?

What would be the "Chicken Jockey" moment of LoZ: The Movie?

Personally I find the opposite, at least it seems a lot of the tranny jannies haven't come back since Anon Babble came back up. Maybe they couldn't handle losing their pay for 2 weeks and ACKed themselves.

You are straight

indeed

There's one big, throbbing, veiny problem... and a big hairy bag of two additional problems right under it.

41% yourself, zoomer tourist

big, throbbing, veiny

Her penis is none of those, there are leaked pictures and it's very feminine

You're a fag and you will be culled

delusion

about a tranny

oh the irony

I don't really care who they cast for the worst Zelda in the series.

Out of 10 billion women on the planet, you couldn't even find one to resemble Zelda?

I find that hard to believe.

Why not cast him as link? That would be a decent role for him.

10 billion women on the planet

they all deserve to be killed

a man would be perfect casting for a women

No. Simple as.

you are straight up delusional if you don't think this man would be perfect casting for a woman

The only delusional one here is you, retard.

Its just an instinctual reaction.
Its completely normal to naturally reject freaks and the mentally ill.

human instinct

Putting aside the fact that he's an ugly ass tranny, can he even act good?

Any anons have a friend who trooned out? Did you remain friends with them?

I can assure you there have been more than that.

Any anons have a friend who trooned out?

Im not American.

I had a buddy who was handsome, crazy tall and overall a really cool guy. The second his girlfriend dumped him he ended up becoming bi, then gay before finally becoming a tranny. He looks like a ghoul in makeup now and anytime I interact with him he just goes on and on about how Tarantino movies are misogynism or how 90s movies are all problematic. I don't willingly talk with them for a good reason.

I guarantee he did some gay/tranny shit in his relationship and that's why it ended.

flaceblind

The closest person to me who trooned used to be a bro that I knew for years. To be fair we had already been out of touch for a while after HS when one day I remembered him on Steam and just checked his profile for shits and he had it all decked out in stereotypical "KAWAII UGUU" anime bullshit which was nothing like him when I knew him, so I had to go check out his social links and sure enough....

Usually it's the girl who forces it on the guy. I've seen it happen before but not to me.

The real one looks like a guy

They are disgusting abomination FREAKS that embarrass their family for starters

fuck..

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"come on babe, just call me Sally and put your 30-inch megacock strap-on up my butt"

"uh... o-ok honey"

she puts it in

pulls it out

it's covered in shit

whole room smells like shit

everything shit

she vomits

"she" vomits

everyone vomiting

shit and vomit everywhere

"babe where you are going? ugh you're transphobic you stupid cunt"

and a new member of /tttt/ was born

Anyway, I don't care what people do in their own bedrooms but Nintendo thankfully cares about their image enough that they would never do something like this (casting a man to play the iconic Princess Zelda).

I've gotten tricked a couple of times at the bar, I'll be honest.

You are straight up delusional if you genuinely expect a man to be Princess Zelda.
Fucking Zendaya would be a better choice, at lease she's a biological woman.

Zendaya would be about as bad as Hunter. Nobody wants to see that ugly nigger either.

Zendaya will play Zelda and Ganondorf's child actually

Zelda is a woman

Zelda is a magic elf, there's no reason she couldn't be played by Hunter

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I can think of one big problem

It's probably not very big with all the estrogen he takes

He could play Link if he got a nose job.

do you really want to cast someone whose diary looks like this?

The difference is she is already a woman

this freak is surely killing small animals

this nigga would be busting loads if he got kidnapped by a man

Zelda may be a magic elf, but she's also a woman, which a man can never be.

I'd never seen hunter schafer before because I'm not a fag like the rest of you, but as soon as I saw OP's pic I immediately thought she had a psychotic look. She's that hot psycho bitch stereotype, I'd be hesitant to hit it.

Like I said to all the sodomites who ever think this will happen:
Twilight Princess is the laughing stock of the franchise, just like Skyward Sword is the anus.
It will never be these Zelda, it will be the most popular incarnation of Zelda which is OOT, and if not it will be BOTW Zelda. TP Zelda is so fucking irrelevant she is still mogged by Midna 19 YEARS after her debut, what makes you think they're going to pick a casting over the 2 most unremarkable zelda.
Tranny will seethe, not surprised their favorite zelda games are the 2 worst of the franchise of zelda2.

why do you tranny jannies keep spamming your favorite tranny actors?

fucking faggot

she

foid worshipper gets turned into a tranny by foids

Many many such cases. Foids are evil and the whole tranny movement is propped up by misandrist foids to eradicate men. Retards are also spreading the narrative that it's incels who troon out, but in reality it's always the simps who go crazy due to the influence of the dark foid presence.

larp

couldnt even try to match the head size so it might actually work?

He'd he a good Link

Anon Babble is full of troons. All altchans have hardly any, and it's much better to discuss things without these mentally ill freaks. That's the lesson I've learned since the hackening. I just want Anon Babble to continue operating so that I can always come here and say "YWNBAW," which is the truth.

leftyol has hardly any troons

But what if it isn‘t tp zelda? What if it‘s skyward sword zelda?

It'd be perfect if he puts on stockings and gets his dick out but not in a gay way

HIS tits are hexagonal

You are straight up delusional if you don't think this dude is a woman

look at that manjaw lmao. delusional weekendtrannies, go back to your own board

Would

TP Zelda was the last genuinely Zelda-like Zelda. SS Zelda was too anime/bubbly and BoTW/ToTK Zelda belongs in an Elder Scrolls game.

All altchans have hardly any

Are you insane? One is called 8ch dot MOE. The other is 8kun. It's for sure full of troons

TP Zelda is far closer to the original aesthetic. BoTW Zelda is an anime character with the voice acting of an Oblivion NPC.

Her penis

feminine penis

This will never stop being hilarious because even though you're probably baiting, there are genuinely spergs that think this way

She's too ugly, so are the majority of cosplays of her.

I wish I had a feminine penis.

You do.

Unironically would be a great Link

Live action garbage is trash and only lowest common denominator consumers care about it.

If you're under 6 inches then you already have one

I can see it.

gosh i wanna suck her cock so badly

why even bother making the LoZ movie live action?
While course we can't exactly expect a beautiful 2D animated movie, at least 3D animation would fit better

SUP VEEEEE

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You should take your own life.

take it where ?

delusional

I see what you did there

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Because it's a slippery slope

See that's an actually hot tranny. Hunter isn't and I don't get why people pretend otherwise.

Bailey Jay back when she was still linetrap is still unrivaled

I enjoyed jorking it to kalindra chan more I think. Also the random oc posters we got on Anon Babble in 2006 onwards

i know, the amateur scene is CRAZY
i agree that Hunter doesn't come close to some of these amateur tranny porn creators, but i still wanna breed her in the anal
never enjoyed Bailey desu because she rarely got properly fucked. Solo shit is kinda boring to me after seeing some of these qts get their ass destroyed and loving it

amateur scene is CRAZY

OF changed things up. I don't pay for anything but that content leaks into other sites. It's way better than what we had in 2010 but the good couples stuff is still just as rare

Kalindra chan

Holy shit now that's a blast from the past

Same, you don't have to pay for shit if you know where to look. And yeah not a ton of good couples stuff, but still plenty, i'm pretty satisfied. Especially in combination with non-amateur stuff which often is also very good. I mean as i said, 800gb and that's what's left after i heavily filtered a ton, maybe 3-4 TBs..i only kept the good stuff.

Back in my day we had kalindra chan, somik chan and people were arguing about if rose was a girl or not.

800gb is crazy

dunno, too new jersey-jew looking to me desu, specially when she starred alongside the likes of Bee Armitage, it was glaring. I was more of a Ellery Sweet and Somik chan myself, but they don't really did porn like Bailey did.
I think Bailey looks better now than she did back then

kalindra chan

her natural tits are looking good lately:
x.com/virtualkalindra

Crazy kalindra is still making content.

I remember we had some decent oc creators dropping into Anon Babble threads. There was even a live map floated on Anon Babble where people would add their location, pics etc and meet up.

It's crazy and i am still trying to trim it down cuz even i think it's too much. But also considering a 24tb hdd so i don't have to worry about space anymore so idk. But 800gb is really not a lot considering how much content is being made currently.

It is actually, but since you may be pitching the idea out of activism, I would say, fuck off, I pass.
fuck activism.

It is actually,

No.

but

No.

Maybe it's just me because I've never downloaded any porn.

>It is actually,

No.

>but

No.

so it is but isn't?, holy autism

I thought about it and i think what really turns me on about tranny porn is not the porn itself (at least not mainly) but the fact that these people willingly turn themselves into girls because they want other straight guys to rail the shit out of them and submit to them. Especially noticeable when they get hard and leak pre-cum during the sex, you know they live for that moment. And that's the main thing that turns me on. Of course them being hot helps too.

You're the autistic one for failing to comprehend the post. No man will ever play the role of Princess Zelda, Nintendo would never allow it and they are based and worthy for that.

That's a man.
NEXT!

This is what leftism does to somebody

Put me in the shitter screencap

I like it because they're hot myself, but there's indeed bimbofication / feminisation / humiliation angles to it too for some I guess

F1nn5ter

Why not just jack off to regular fag porn? You're a fag as it is so why pretend?

Anon Babble should have stayed dead

im a chud, please explain why i need to be triggered

hot and not jewish

I am but...
you are straight up delusional for thinking this is going to be TP Zelda
also bye

american thing americanly happens in america

IT'S RUSSIA/CHINA/DA GOMMIES

every single time

Don't think most people who jack to trannies find dude dudes attractive

What you just said makes absolutely no sense.

Wow! She's pretty! Shame about the mental illness, though.

The whole appeal of trannies is something that looks like a chick but with a dick, right? Why would people who like that be into dudes who just look like a dude with 0 feminine features?

something that looks like a chick

But they don't

do you like girls only because they have a pussy? are you pussysexual? I like pussy when they're attached to some pretty girl, turns out I also like dicks when they're attached to some pretty girl as well.
regular dudes are just revolting to me, seeing gay porn is like starring at a maggots volcanoing carcass, it's even just as revolting when they have a pussy like Buck Angel.

It's really not a hard concept to grasp I think, even if you're not attracted to dicks at all, you can see the difference between pic related and some regular lad