2025
still no game set in ancient mesopotamia, babylon or sumer
why? There's nothing on the market like that
2025
nebuchadnezzar
chariots of war
Come here to post it.
Also total war pharaoh
over 20 years old
Because settings don't make games interesting.
there's nothing on the market like that
noooo those games are two decades old
And like that people stop giving a shit about the thread
You got two modern games to choose from if that's your issue.
you know damn well why a pixelated RTS game doesnt fit the bill. Only thing its got going for it is the name, you could rename it to ''ghenkis khan horses of war'' and it would still fit.
which are?
the setting is maybe best known for city building, so city builder game is perfect for the setting
A significant part of the game Jericho takes place in ancient Sumeria
Because it's completely made up bullshit.
Just like all """"history"""" more than 300 years old
no games
Anon posts games
NO NOT THOSE GAMES
what a garbage worthless fucking thread
There's a pretty cool and fun Bronze Age mod for Rome Total War
There's nothing on the market like that
There's no interest either.
Feel free to make one if you feel otherwise.
which are?
Posted in the thread. Try pay attention and maybe you'll find it.
Ok but for real
How the FUCK did they get enough tin to produce the amount of bronze they did?
Total War Dynasties has playable Babylon.
i think op is asking for a 3d game not some rpgBS.
They traded. Bronze age had advanced trade routes that took centuries to return after the collapse.
I'd say something like assassin's creed origins is close enough if one wants to run around in 3d deserts and sheit
And, where is the assyrian empire nowdays? Oh wait, because of the degeneracy and corruption it imploded and got taken over.
House of Ashes' past sequences take place during the formation of the Akkadian Empire, not really too focused on the ancient civilization part but it's a neat juxtaposition VS the 2003 invasion of Iraq.
I love that shit, until it was revealed to be some generic alien bullshit
AC origins takes place like 3000 years after the sumerian/akkadian age
A struggle between fledgling city states and surrounding tribesmen would be interesting desu.
why? There's nothing on the market like that
You know what's in the market? SHITTY FUCKING COPPER
the great flood myth predates every known culture, its already a 'myth' in ancient sumerian
long before the first written words, caves all over the world from america, to china, to australia, to britain, all have the same drawings on the walls
all those underground cities around the world capable of holding 30k+ people
i wish i knew what they experienced
what underground cities dog, what?? there would be perfectly preserved evidence if such cities existed
i don't have a list of them but they're pretty easy to find and exist all over the world. picrel the guy knocked down a basement wall to find a city capable of holding 20k people. most of them are well preserved, they find smelting areas for creating tools, areas specific for livestock to be held. the question is what drove them to dig out cities and caves in the first place and no one knows
Were ancient soomers really writing books? Was literacy that high?!?
Do you honestly believe you are smarter than your ancestors? The human race has always been the same, you goof.
If I was that Turkish man, Alhamdulillah, I would keep that Undergrown city for myself alone, maybe dig deeper. The chicken can stay if they want.
You will NEVER be a Real Sumerian, Akkadianboi
Jokes aside, I like how he hated the Press even back then, fuck ""book writers""
these games had surprisingly good and natural voice acting to be so badly written
Turkey
Yes dude. Well documented examples in the middle east. Not really the case in australia, china, britain or anywhere else you mentioned
ea nasir
wasn't he the one that had a neet lazy son, who he always got pissed off at lmao
He dont know about the chinese caves...
Literacy is a matter of education. There were no doubt many people in history who were incredibly smart yet illiterate, and there's a never ending supply of dolts today who can read and write. With time access to education has improved, it'd be odd to find that such an ancient civilization would differ.
china: en.wikipedia.org
australia: allthatsinteresting.com
america: touristsecrets.com
britain: bbc.com
Nottingham is an English city with a secret: inhabitants have been digging caves here for 1700 years. More than 500 have been found – and a new project is revealing their secrets.
You are asking if a civilization know for having one the oldest written languages was literate? Sumer being the oldest known civilization of man.
coober pedy was created by european colonists in the 19th century. not gonna read the others but I assume you're being equally dishonest with all of them. There was no "great flood".
About China:
"The Longyou Caves, discovered in 1992 near Shiyan Beicun village in Zhejiang Province, are one of the most remarkable examples of ancient man-made subterranean structures in China. These are not natural caves but a series of 24 artificial caverns carved into sandstone at Fenghuang Hill, dating back at least 2,000 years"
They were already in use during the Han period, so they were even older than that.
No I'm asking if the broader population was literate. Was it normal for a commoner to be able to read and write, even to the point where they'd do so recreationally
"I will close my eyes and cover my ears and whine like a retard, good try with that evidence *smirk*"
anon...
Well, according to that tablet, yes. The thing is that we know almost nothing of Babylon.
Fate/Grand Order just had an Aztec/Mayan story segment that even had soccer. It was hilarious, tragic and touched on some Anon Babble memes as well such as the Cosmic Death Fungus.
Well I don't know those other countries, I focused on my own. But your general narrative is just not compelling. There are any number of compelling strategic or climate reasons to build an underground city, so it's not surprising that multiple cultures did it. It doesn't suit a retarded conspiracy theory that is basically solely founded on the hope that the christian bible isn't as false as it appears to be.
No I'm asking if the broader population was literate
bro there even wrote letters to the Sumerian IRS, The "myth" of ancient and medieval illiteracy was a French revolution invention.
How much take you to learn how to read and write? 1 year when you where 6-7? Every generation before you did the same, there were medieval books, medieval letters, and signs on the streets that people know how to read. and YES Sumerians know how to read the same as any other +6 year old does.
The only illiterate here is you
the great flood myth is separate from the underground city part. they are able to date most of the underground cities based on tools and stuff found in them and are all newer than any flood myth
the flood myth was already a myth when it was first written down by sumerians, there isnt much else to it other than several religions reiterating it since, but its the first point where it was written down that we know of
for underground cities there is thousands of them and some are huge meant to support the every day life of over 20k people, livestock. you are being dishonest at the very least
ancestor CHADS digging entire network of caves to play pool, drink wine and escape their nagging wives, politics and the influence of the gods
stupid nerds nowadays: DUH MUST OFF BEEN TO ESCAPE THE DAH FLOOD OR SOME EQUALLY IDIOTIC MADE UP THING
Enki is a real nigga. Just saying what we all know.
Flood deniers would be like "they were bored or something cuh"
You are a boring bitch, what cool thing did you built so far?
Because twitter and reddit aren't human and despite their obnoxious heckling not even niggers want to play as niggers.
nearly every single ancient civilization has a flood myth
it must be the Bible and Christians!
Holy shit to are dumb.
Living in cave systems destroys your health retard. Without a constant cycling of fresh air you get fungal infections.
Ea-Nasir was the shit tier copper merchant that lived just down the road from Abraham. The same one that kept the complaint tablets in his house right up until he died.
every culture has it's gods turning into animals to impregnate women too but i don't see you respecting furries
build*, Ranjesh Navpreet
I'm saying that's the reason why (You) desperately want it to be true. It has nothing to do with the validity of "flood myths" in cultures, many of which had oral fucking histories btw and thus no actual history at all.
You mean fungal upgrades nerd. Why do you think there's no skeleton in those cities? It's because we went deeper still and while you're getting pissed on by rain clouds or cooked by the sun excavation continues.
No you can't join.
bro, I know your fathers give you the option to not go to church when you were 12, but you are suppose to grow over that
nta but all of these large underground cities have stuff for air circulation, like ducts. some of them are really genius in their simplicity. they were still living around rocks and dirt though, and with animals..it likely wasn't very sanitary. air circulation is something all these various people understood though
king roach is losing his shit again
go down to your private goon city to play some mountain blade for a while until he stops being a faggot
he doesn't believe that there is a pattern of global cataclysm
You do realize there is significant evidence from geologic records, global shared mythology, and a variety of flash frozen animals the world over to support the idea of a sudden global cataclysm right?
Chan Thomas was right and it's very likely that in our lifetime we will experience it.
The magnetic poles are shifting very fast and the magnetosphere is quickly thinning.
Historical settings in general feel like they're restricted to whatever AC Ubisoft shits out this year, old RTS games, and Sengoku Japan.
The Middle East theocracies are very sensitive to how their ancestors are portrayed despite hating them for not being Muslim so it's hard to make stuff people will actually like and not get bombed.
Next Assassins creed should be in ancient Sumer where you play as historically accurate Gilgamesh
dangerously based
I thought that was because humanity was, at one time, reduced to just 10,000 people. So they likely all experienced the same (local) catastrophic event.
Extinction events from the geological record are almost never sudden, btw. "In our lifetime" is a crock.
They know that they will never be as cool as them. The Sumerians will continue being relevant even 20k years down the line. Meanwhile the garden variety of goat blowers will come and go as sure as the Sun continues to put out light for flowers to grow.
Yet there are numerous flash frozen mammoths with food still in their mouths.
There are animal bones and teeth found thousand of miles from their range mixed in with hundreds of other animals all found in the narrow parts of ancient flood plains indicating a large scale flashflood and event killed them all at the same time and washed all their bodies to the same spot.
You do realize if the CIA is right about this the reason why we don't find more is because walls of water moving at mach one washes everything on the coast clean.
Shit I bet you don't know a fissile bomb was detonated on mars nearly 200 million years ago
Shit I bet you don't know a fissile bomb was detonated on mars nearly 200 million years ago
That wasn't one of the many missile tests put out by the Hwan when they were looking for ways to combat the Fingols?
The desert setting of Mario is a blend of Egypt, Mexico, and India
No Sumer influence
Someone tell Miyamoto to get his shit together. I want a fucking Ziggurat with goombas on it.
We don’t really care about pre-Islamic pagans, or consider them civilizational ancestors, since they were all idol worshippers.
The closest is probably the early Jews and early Christians (the first 200 years) since they were monotheists and would eventually give rise to Islam.
Nobody is gonna bomb anyone for portraying ancient Babylonians/Egyptians/Arabians as child sacrificing polytheist idol worshippers. As long as it’s explicit these are times before Islam.
Probably add in a few ancient Jewish or a Christian characters (the real original monotheistic ones) to contrast between monotheism and pagan idol worshippers.
The only people that like these ancient civilizations, are our equivalent of pagan larpers
Literacy is a matter of education
The zoomers graduating from high school unable to read basic words unassisted say otherwise.
Here is a book about it written by the man who invented a method of cohering plasma to weaponize it.
amazon.com
It was the meteorite hitting the glacier in Canada flooding the melting waters into oceans. This then raised the sea levels, flooding Doggerland, flooding Black Sea coast and Persian Gulf, etc.
viable plasma weapons
fusion energy, advanced robotics, flesh computing and flying cars soon
Now this is a cyberpunk landscape that I can get behind.
it was revealed to me in a dream
I think an AC like game, though not made by Ubifags, could be really cool in ancient Mesopotamia.
too stupid to understand isotopic breakdown of fissile reaction byproducts
dream knowledge
Wew you are retarded
Dominions Early Age (you need an iq above 95 which might discourage most of this board)
You're not understanding the nature of the problem, Mohammed.
Nobody is gonna bomb anyone for portraying ancient Babylonians/Egyptians/Arabians as child sacrificing polytheist idol worshippers.
Literally all it takes is one, and someone is suicide bombing my workplace. Afterward, while a coroner tries to scrape up my remains with a spatula, your countrymen will celebrate in the street over perpetrating another successful act of violence. So no, it is unlikely that anybody will ever be particularly interested in exploring your culture.
I wish there were more well preserved shitposts from those most ancient times.
Pompei shitposting wall confirms that people have always been a bunch of shit flinging monkeys that like to sprout absolute nonsense in public and private
there could've been many other places like that but their words were never preserved for future posterity
Feelsbadman
tapping out the cuneiform
firing it in a kiln
it says 'thats what she said'
There are countless clay tablets rotting away in warehouses because there's no money to translate them.
EA Dominions is set in the bronze age, anon. You even have an entire race of Enkidu to fuck around with. Also Canaanite man-eating giants, winged proto-arabic Zoroastrians, poo-in-loo monkeys, fantasy Carthage, and genie sultans.
tablet written in a dead language is finally translated after years of painstaking work
they finally read what it has to say
ur a faget
Derinkuyu is an example
This
2025
no game based off the oldest story mankind wrote down (that we know of)
its a crime really
Dominions
Pretty fucked how there's still no fantasy old/middle/new kingdom Egyptian nation.
Metals and other mineable resources were more exposed at the surface back then. If society collapsed today everything is so mined out that we wouldn't be able to start back from zero the way our ancestors did. This is literally it for us.
You guys always focus on the negatives. Another way to look at it is that, with the sheer wealth of knowledge we've accumulated and it's huge spread, we will never have to "start back from zero".
Have you considered that we have a shitload of already refined metals right here on surface?
In just two generations an entire population can become illiterate.
there were much less people around, so the requirements were much lower as well
you also needed much less of it for daily life. Today basically everything we make contains some metal in one way or another. Back then, you only needed it for so many things, and you'd reuse it all the time
Isn't the mantle filled with something like 70% iron? Most of the current mining operations have barely gone past Mariana's Trench. If it's down to economic viablity you can always go to space with the resources are effectively limitless so long as you can cart them back. Otherwise it's back to flint and wood like the good ole days.
Okay. That's not going to fucking happen, though. We are more likely to go extinct than lose all literacy skills. You have manic depression.
We wuz ancient kangz n shiet until da white man enslaved uz…where our reparashuns n shiet
Have fun digging there without coal, oil, or anything else you would have to also dig for with heavy machinery. All the wealth we have today is based on energy consumption per person, and if a super volcano erupts blanketing everything in ash, and knocking out power, causing a global winter that kills off crops, etc. Humanity would probably be stuck at a roman tech level until the next catastrophe kills us off for good.
Peasants and slaves probably weren't literate, but merchants and tradesmen were. It wasn't just nobility and priests.
Sumerians and Akkadians were white.
inb4 middle east
the Gutians were blue eyed and blonde and they're from further east than mesopotamia
Damn they really hated Ur that much
C'tis? Phaecia?
Lapis Lazuli being used in sculptures for eyes is probably not conclusive proof that people had blue eyes
If the geologic record is to be believed the earths crust occasionally detaches from the mantle, this in turn makes it far more likely for large scale volcanic events, which means resources close to the surface are renewed.
Interestingly this is remembered as earth fire in ancient myths.
In addition with a weakened magnetosphere the earths ability to deflect meteorites is much less than usual also allowing for more renewal of surface resources, this time from space not from volcanism.
Take that up with Yakub. Hes the one that created the white devils.
The deeper you go, the greater the effects of gravity get and the hotter things get. Good fucking luck even getting to the mantle. The lithosphere is something like a hundred kilometers (~62 miles) deep, and then you have 80-200 kilometers (50-120 miles) of semi-molten rock before you even get to the mantle. The deepest dig's only 7.6 miles, which is about 9-12 miles.
What about the mummy of Tutankhamen having naturally red hair?
Volcanic events strong enough to shove significant amounts of resource to the surface would not just be humanity ending, but entire biosphere ending.
its got nothing to do with statues. its based off the movement of people. They were related to the germanic people.The goths lived east of the black sea at the time as well
Holy fuck I'm retarded. For some reason I thought C'tis was based off of some other New World empire like the Zotz.
Yeah they do. Cyberpunk would be a 1/10 without a cool setting
How about we lasso in some big rock floating near earth and send it crashing to make a crater deep enough to expose the goods? We just have to make it fall on some unimportant country like India or Israel.
because of the degeneracy and corruption it imploded and got taken over.
It imploded because it's war centered bandit economy was unsustainable when you run out of weak states to rob from.
Even Ancient Egypt is underutilized as a setting. There is basically just some Ubislop and that is it.
If you can lasso giant rocks like the Isimura you might as well just strip mine it in orbit. Save the trouble and biosphere in the process.
You are one good goy
So sorry that real life doesn't match your fantasies.
Yeah but I'm missing out on nuking Israel if I do it that way.
Hitler never would've wanted you to take the easy way out, anon.
What? The Bronze Age was the most trade centric period till the age of mercantalism. The complex trade networks was actually the reason it collapsed. One empire went down the dominos started to fall.
The real killer of empires are plauges and famines
There are ways of doing it without causing as much collateral. Besides they would find some way to make it the rest of the planet's problem. Like the waves of atomic fire, magneto sphere shifting and ensuring ice age aren't enough to contend with.
Shit rots and if some big event makes the knowledge of maintaining it than that goes to shit.
Assyria wasn't relevant for most of the bronze age. Neo-Assyria is the state most people think when they talk about them.
Have you considered that we have a shitload of already refined metals right here on surface?
It will be just like Kenshi where every single weapon made after the fall is some rusty piece of shit covered in radiation that you ripped off a decaying skyscraper. They already complain now that most of the Earth's metals are covered in a thin layer of the stuff. Bad enough that they need to dreg up planes and dreadnoughts from the sea floor. Now imagine that at scale with no ability to properly track it.
What would you even do? war game? sand game? build game? I don't really know much about that time period but surely most games in future settings are certain to be more interesting
skipping straight to the production of cosmic particle detectors
lol the goalpoast has left the earths orbit
They only need to do that when making certain satellites that are cosmic background radiation detectors.
Assyria wasn't relevant for most of the bronze age.
sims 3 did it pretty good, egypt is part of the world adventures expansion (with china/france too). the pyramids and sphinx as well as other tombs are all explorable. its mostly simple puzzle mechanics though
That looks like dogshit, why are the casing stones not covering the entire pyramid?
Why are there entrances at all when there is simply zero evidence they were ever left open like that at any point in ancient Egyptian history.
Made by smooth brained retards for smooth brained retards
okay drake
It wasn't bad for the sims but it's still just a sims game about being a tourist in modern times
You literally posted a Neo-Assyrian ruler.
Metals yea but for coal/oil other fossils that's about it
People don't understand that fossil fuels are necessary to create solar panels (wind is fine tho)
Yes
Catherine’s villains are Babylonian
its a game. also they do have some details like there is a entrance in the back of the sphinx. officially, egyptian gov denies that it even exists, yet there is a video of a dude crawling into it. i like that they put it in there
Wasn’t the weird diamond pyramid in Odyssey a combination of Egyptian, Latin American, and Mesopotamian themes?
meme panels and wind
It'll be just like Gears where two superpowers are fighting over fungus oil because every other solution is dogshit and they don't have the brain power to go beyond the combustion engine. Even boiling water won't be enough to save them.
Just fucking refine the copper a bit how hard could it be? You're already going to be adding shit into anyway just needs a bit of a heat and a skim. Retards.
Meme youtube channels have pushed for years that step pyramids are south american invention and didn't exist in the old world.
The complex trade networks was actually the reason it collapsed
Haha what a bunch of retards am I right?
Damn groceries are getting kinda expensive haha
fungus oil
you mean biofuels from harvest runoff?
Still, there's decay of stability over time to each civilization, fossils are extremely calory dense, and progress in this short time was only possible thanks to them
Shut up Ea Nasir
Refining it would mean a loss in quantity.
You just want to shortchange honest buyers
crying about a loss of quantity over quality
Most gamers are too weeb and attracted to the Far East to give a shit about the Near East
Aren't the pyramids in Karelia also step pyramids?
Serious Sam Second Encounter has a Babylon chapter.
Well guess what, the quality also sucks
just refine it bro!
just stop selling shit copper
What about all the Call of Duty games that take place in Iraq or whatever shithole country?
There are step pyramids in Egypt. It's just spics trying to feel special. A step pyramid is the most primitive big structure you can create. The pyramids require precise cutting of the outer casing which was beyond the abilities of most bronze age civilizations.
Theirs was the first example of globalist economy in recorded human history. So when one of those city states collapsed during the bronze age, so did everyone else. Ours, now, is the second onset of such a civilization.
Pokemon is a shit game, but it's got (you) adventuring in the pokemon world so it's a best seller.
I don't know what Immulsion was but it certainly wasn't trees and dinosaurs since the internal structure of the planet Sera was hollow as shit. And its history was extensivly catalogued enough to account for such long stretches of time. There were things down there that predated everyone present including carvings from things that were never elaborated on in the series. For all we know it was weaponized ancient mold that turned you into a jar of exploding honey if you spent too much time huffing the fumes.
I want to go back so bad
So who will be the Sea Peoples of the 2000s to pick up the pace?
the question is what drove them to dig out cities and caves in the first place and no one knows
Because they live on the plains where it's hot as fuck and there's few trees to make shelter from?
I like it that you caught on instantly. The collapse has already been underway for quite some time and it will still be a bit before it comes to a head. You can check the shifting demographics of Europe to figure out who they are, but it still is far from as bad as it could possibly be once the Hindus and Chinese join in should their respective civilizations completely collapse.
It's going to happen once America implodes.
Because they live on the plains where it
that isn't the case at all. underground cities aren't unique or specific to one area like the middle east. and you're assuming dry conditions when we factually know huge swaths of north africa were more temperate than today. are you retarded?
I vaguely recall some slavjank walking sim set at the literal Tower of Babel.
There isn't a time when the mystery of the Sea Peoples doesn't live rentfree. I just wonder if they will be wearing potted plants on their heads too as a way to transport greenery across the waves towards whichever lands they intend to slash and burn. One of the tribes from that confederation still exists today and they are currently locked in a border skirmish with another ancient enemy. Who knows how things will play out 5000 years from now.
Perhaps the real friends we made were the sea peoples we met along the way...
Sea people lost they are extinct. Who cares about the losers
have you been watching stingray too much?
youtube.com
we dont know where they are. They were nomads of mixed people from all over the mediteranian coast,
The world is fully explored. We don’t know where they are because they all died. They lost
We know exactly who they were as there were contemporary sources naming them.
youtu.be
some stayed in the places they conquered
some moved on and migrated further
we know a large amount of them attacked Egypt and were killed off.
It wasnt a single culture, it was groups of people all over the place migrating and conquering due to resources running thin back home
t. el mutto
Thread theme, minus the stupidity.
youtu.be
The world is fully explored.
All these cool time periods get relegated to RTS and city builders. I want to explore that shit on the ground, man. Let me have RPGs or adventure games.
That was the one saving grace of AC. You got to explore these historical settings on the ground level. Shamed they fucked it all up.
What’s your point? They are gone. They lost. Unless you are going to claim that hurr someone is 5% sea person today as if being muttified is a good thing and being consumed by a more virile race was somehow good for the sea people society
It's already happening in the US
is this enya's new album?
Hitler very much took the easy way out before he became Stalins personal fuckpuppet.
Flat earther? Lmao
Biggie E is from Anatolia pre roach not far out from the great city of Ur
he may or may not be currently selling ice creams while wearing one of those funny red dixie cups with a string
Like 90% of those are niggers, anon. And those are a lost cause.
The time of nations is over. The time of ethnic tribes is upon us.
It is a 1/10.
but muh normalnigger netflix anime!
Nah I'm more of a Great Icewall theory enjoyer desu.
Niggers are 40%+ of the American population
Grim.
Big E is probably a Supreme Court justice or something right now trying to tamp down on the current social insanity
Hell yeah. A fellow Eric Cline enjoyer!
Tower of Druaga and its sequels
The Assyrian empire lasted another 1500 years
Around 17%, but makes up the most illiteracy rates. Learn2statistics, my man.
So his image says "54% of americans between 16-74" have a poor reading level. You're claiming that niggers make up 90% of that figure. And we're the ones that don't understand statistics? Are you sure about that?
But that doesn’t happen and we just keep getting richer and more advanced. You Malthusian cucks shill the same shit decade after decade but are never right and your only cope is hurr two more weeks
90% of 54 is 17
Apparently it isn't just reading Americans are struggling with...
And where is it today? They are faggots who lost
To be fair, I am Canadian
I misread the statistics as just the ranking. Though I genuinely find it hard to believe over half of America's population reads beneath a 6th grade level.
Do hispanics have similar issues? That may explain it.
One reason is that they're too tied up in Biblical history. One sure fire way to offend Jews, Christians and Muslims is to say what happened in their Bible is historically untrue.
Though I genuinely find it hard to believe over half of America's population reads beneath a 6th grade level.
he says when he just misread a two-sentence info blurb
1500 years is pretty good considering most entities from the past 2000 years barely go past 800. Burn twice as bright but I doubt you will have anything to show for it when planned obsolescence is the mantra of the day.
Doesn’t surprise me at all. I have a lot of 18-24 year olds that work for me and they are unbelievably incompetent. Like I tell one stand here and make sure no one touches this until we fix it it’s very dangerous and he can’t even do that because no one kept telling him to stand there and he wandered off after 20 minutes because he wasn’t micromanaged
I'm not american either and I completely believe it. When I had to listen to my own peers read from a text out loud it was often quite excruciating. Many people that I speak to haven't cracked the spine of a book in years.
The Jackie Chan bits of the fake Wikipedia page entry are hilarious as fuck.
Jackie Chan in a ladder factory
Casualties: Jackie Chan (disputed)
Wish I wasn't rangebanned for no fucking reason, would post the picture otherwise.
And? They still are dead, still lost. A failure is a failure
The actual Assyrian empire lasted only around 300 years.
That looks like dogshit, why are the casing stones not covering the entire pyramid?
Because it's a life sim game. Not a documentary.
heh
ass
Mods, flay this guy.
Going by this logic everyone loses because they can't supersede past the biological hardcaps that plagues every human on the face of the planet. You died you lose simple as.
Keep that shit up and you'll be eating bri*ish food in no time.
People were less literate in the past because there wasn't paper or printing, not because it was hard to learn
Before printing books were very valuable
Yes there have been many losers. America is currently winning tho
talking out your ass
We don't give a fuck how we're portrayed pre-Islam because we didn't have anything significant until the last 100-200 years before the Prophet's message when we had some notable poets and other cultural persons. Go wild.
TW: Atilla had pre-Islam Arabs and those were decent.
Literally all it takes is one, and someone is suicide bombing my workplace. >Afterward, while a coroner tries to scrape up my remains with a spatula, your countrymen will celebrate in the street over perpetrating another successful act of violence. So no, it is unlikely that anybody will ever be particularly interested in exploring your culture.
Being afraid of our schizos is why the libs are running (ruining, rather) your societies
The funniest thing about doomers, for me, is that they think a downturn is bad for humanity.
In the event of a calamity, we emerge from the crisis leaner, meaner, stronger and more clever than ever. That's literally how natural selection works.
You havnt had anything significant since the prophet either. The prophet himself was a degenerate pedo who raped a child. Goat fucker “culture” has never really amounted to anything other than crying about muh colonialism
there's no such thing as a ''sea people''. It wasnt a single culture. it was a conglomerate of different cultures. from hispania, greek islands, the adriatic etc.
there was no such thing as winning for them, they were searching for lands due to a sudden drop of resources all over the mediteranian and the middle east
Winning would be dying out but they did. They are extinct. They lost lmao. Imagine shilling for garbage barbarians
every empire eventually falls.
the people just started calling themselves by a different name.
Like Iranians are the same people as the persians used to be. just a different name
isn't that part of flat earth thing
man you're retarded
Just like whites are now muttified browns, just a different name anon. Go fuck yourself apologist
Like Iranians are the same people as the persians used to be.
KEEEEEK
noooooo you’re not allowed to notice things
This is how arabs really think btw. They unironically believe they are responsible for ancient egypt/ancient armenia/etc. just because they killed the inhabitants and stole the land.
Yeah. It’s why they are so ardent Palestine is a country and a people even though it has literally never existed ever in history and it’s just Arabs
bwo? a game like that released this month
No, people hired scribes both to write their texts and to read them back to them. That's why almost all Akkadian letters start with
ana X qibī-ma umma Y-ma:
Tell X that Y says:
Even if you wanted to write a book, you'd probably dictate it to a scribe. Or that's what the Akkadian textbook we used says. (It's free if you want to check for yourself, Huehnergard's A Grammar of Akkadian, page 260.) Also keep in mind it's similar to the situation with kanji in Japanese but less standardized. There are thousands of characters, fewer are used in Akkadian but then you have to deal with words still being written in Sumerian but pronounced in Akkadian. When you get even further out, e.g., Hittite, it gets even worse because they'll start writing words in Akkadian that you have to pronounce in Hittite. It was a career. Commoners being able to read themselves only really took off with hieratic.
@cobaltudk ?
Spread Islam to be the 2nd biggest religion, preserved sciences instead of destroying them, and conquering parts of Europe not significant?
colonialism out of nowhere
Might be mixing up cultures here, Rajesh
"Poor chinese people cannot read chinese, only Chinese lawyers know how to read chinese!"
Are you retarded? or you went to college (state enforced retardation?
Palestinians are genetically closer to ancient Israelites people than Italo-Slavic mutt kikes are, Moishe