Professional EldenBorne player

Professional EldenBorne player

tries to play another game

Every, fucking time

who?

professional soulslop player

just roll lol

git gud

She's just like me

You're an adult man.

there is no such thing as "eldenborne". theres also no "soulsborne" stop attaching every fucking game fromsoft makes to the title of the genre. the genre is called souls-like because of demon's souls which created the original souls formula. (let me guess, you thought it was called souls like because of dark souls lmao).
demons souls had to idea to use a universal currency for leveling up, losing your souls on death and being able to get it back. having separate arm slots for weapons and everything else. either call it what it is "souls-like" or go full retard and call it demons-dark-elden-borne-sekiro-armoredcore-like

let's be honest, everyone has done something like this at some point

playing rollslop only makes you good at rollslop, the moment faggots like Ongbal and such try a game like Ninja Gaiden, they get their shit pushed in

The full name of the genre is now SoulsborneSekiringbloods-like now but we shorten it to Soulsborne

I've noticed fromtrannies tend to be terrible at platformers in particular

I remember that faggot who's a world record dark souls speedrunner playing mario sunshine and dying constantly

bloodborne speedrunner

gets bodied by khezu of all monsters

lmaoing every single time

youtube.com/watch?v=xt5yBib9Zas

Considering he beat entire ib, he more likely purposely played like shit

To be fair, old Mario controls like ass.

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I have no trouble with souls games but I can't play side scrolling action games shit like megaman zero, I just eat ass.

Practice pattern recognition and muscle memory in one game for thousands of hours

It doesn't immediately translate into perfect skill at every single video game ever made

WHAT NOO HOW LMAO FUCKING PATHETIC GIT GUD LOSER
IMAGINE BEING BAD AT THING L O L KYS

Imagine defending this

everyone knows asmongold sucks at games that aren't wow anon

massive skill issue

Imagine caring about this.

The only games that transfer are fighting games and platformers

I'm so glad I use cheats on these fucking games. I'm more interested in the art and story if I'm being honest

Getting bodied by Khezu is believable because despite being slow and dopey he'll still fuck you up if you don't respect him. He's a good filter.

nah dud, I know I suck at games and I ragequit at sekiro but I totally beat it later off stream I swear! I also ragequit wo long but I totally came back and beat it off stream I swear!

So is she

You guys won’t be laughing when your old and your reflective so down.

ER's skill ceiling is nothing like DS/DaS. You are comparing highly a competitive game to a corridor sim people can finish blind.

why leave the "borne" though? just call it souls

Anon Babble eceleb troon is le stupid

Water is wet indeed.

Because Bloodborne is kino and inflaming the envy of PC poors who couldn't afford PS4 is funny

Shoot em ups and beat em ups transfer

Wow she's ass

skill ceiling in rollslop

lmao

Fucking FROM animals.

look at that fucking subhumans sub 80 IQ stare with the mouth age and unblinking, wide, dead stare. how the fuck do people genuinely listen to anything he has to say, take him seriously, and on top of that, form their opinions based on whatever he has to say about anything??

what the fuck was he even trying to do?
waiting for the red flashing light to tell him when the enemy was about to wind up and unleash an attack?

No immunity frames while jumping.

Dogshit game.

I deserve a cute girlfriend.

She doesn't know how to ride a bicycle no way she's a pro at anything

If you can't transfer skills from one game to another then you have a low IQ.

one could be in a coma and beat ib. legitimately requires zero reactions or skill

Constantly sucks off Fromsoft and ER

Gets humiliated in SotE

Says the DLC is too hard for the sake of being hard

Ends stream depressed

Comes back the next day with greatshield + bleed spear build he found online

All of a sudden the DLC isn't hard and the difficulty is perfect

What a cuck.

I would have sex with her and that's what matters.

Joke's on you, I'm made of chrome.

do you also call first person shooters "doom-likes"?

literally did nothing wrong
souls players learn after dying she figured out the boss' ai pattern

Why would skill in a souls game carry over to a 2D platformer?

learning one pattern doesn't mean you automatically know different pattern

wow

Usually people are intelligent and are able to translate abstract skills of games in different genres to others. Not everyone is a retarded Reddit machine learning model.

they're similarly very simplistic games and are all about rhythmically pressing a single button

reaction time and rhythm, I would argue my skills in souls games are from playing megaman when I was younger. the vast majority of "live action" games can be boiled down to those skills, a lot just dress it up by making you push more buttons.

let me guess, you thought it was called

try to be less cringe you fucking dweeb

It's another thread to make millennials feel superior since despite having shitty reflexes for true challenging games like fps. They only go after the soulskids all the time because their easier targets.

Professional EldenBorne player

What the actual fuck does that sentence even mean

League of Legends player can't play Call of Duty.

He sucks at wow too.

nuDoom player plays SMT and just keeps rapidly swapping between menus

all the fromdrones coping

lmao they're so fragile

Every single woman I've ever seen play platformers fucking sucks at them, especially DKC, they never learn to run.