If you pick the cow in Mario Kart I'm going to assume you are a redditor

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If you pick the cow in Mario Kart I'm going to assume you are a redditor

I'm gonna pick the dolphin and rape the competition.

Moo Moo Meadows still exists with this name in the game

Yet the playable character is now called Cow

Huh?

I will play the Pianta like the cubiescum that I am

Adding a whole bunch of generic non-characters who are traditionally just stage elements was genuinely a fucking retarded idea, even adding a bunch of literally whos from the RPGs would have been better.

Cow is the name of the character. Moo Moo Meadows was named after the sound often heard in the meadows; the very same sound that Cow makes.

It's either going to be Pirate or Turban Wario for me.

chonkers

Cataquack represent

If you main a hazard or enemy you're a redditor

If he doesn't go

MAGIMAMA HABBINA

I'm going to riot

I'm going to assume you are a redditor

says the retard buying a Nintendo console (on release no less) in the year of our lord 2025

I will be running dolphin an dolphin dasher, respectfully

I'm still gonna main Ludwig Von Koopa

They’re pointless additions to the roster that add nothing beyond bloat and should’ve been booted years ago, but fuck me of they aren’t cute…

I'll be picking Peach

Fun fact, Baby Peach is still technically the only RPG original character in the game since she debuted in Partners in Time.

There's something about pacifiers I really hate, and I think they'd look nicer without them.

these threads have shown some people want to fuck the cow and in which case I am a bit afraid of you

I'll stick to my man Dry Bones.
I'm going to try out the Cataquack, Pianta, Penguin, and Dolphin.

I've been a Wigglerchad since MK7 and then again in MK8D
I'll be a Wigglerchad in MKW

Wut

It's funny how moo moo Meadows cow gets more fanfare then them adding some faggot reddit shit like fawful

They're cute but they're not good for babies.

But they didn't add Fawful.

I think the cow is sexy and maining her for that reason

What if I pick Goomba?

It's goomba for me

They should just be sucking on something else, if you catch my (inward) drift

It's funny how some faggot reddit shit

gets more fanfare then them adding some faggot reddit shit
???

Castrate yourself

Haven't played Mario Kart in years

Probably played the Wii u / Switch game maybe 20 times total over both life spans

Used to play the Wii version a lot, mained Baby Rosalina

Multiple people joked about me being a pedophile during the game

One guy even came up to me after a party and told me it's a bad look

What's wrong with Baby Rosaline guys? You can tell I'm not a pedofile cause I didn't post this was a vaguely sexy pic of her, so I'm in the clear right?

I will be grooming kids on Mario Kart World GameChat and there's nothing you can do about it

If Mario Kart is doing a Smash Ultimate and just including literally anything that moves, I hope these lil motherfuckers are playable.

I'm just a Farside enthusiast
It's not like Miyamoto will ever let me have characters like Mouser or General Guy so I might as well

actual faggot opinion. you fuckers were crying about kamek not being in super mario kart on the snes

RPGGawds eat ur heart out...

Sorry, I don't speak ebonics, nigger.

same

how is the DLC gonna work for this game? are they just going to make a whole new island? because that... would actually be kind of cool. it would be extremely cool if it were free too, but that's not going to happen.

actual faggot opinion. you fuckers were crying about kamek not being in super mario kart on the snes

There's a fetishistic logic I don't feel like outlining, but the long and short of it is that I am picking the cow not for the meme, but because I am sexualizing it.