The Switch 2 will flop and here's proof

TENDIE IS LITERALLY TOO FUCKING RETARDED TO GOOGLE THE TRAILER

congrats, you won the dumbest retard award

how many of these threads have you shit out already today op

imagine the kind of insane cope the sonysisters and other assorted third worlders will have to come up with when it's evident the switch 2 is a massive hit

I predict

OH NO NO NO NO TENDIES METROID PRIME 4 ISNT GETTING AS MANY TWITCH VIEWS AS GTA6 ITS OVER

spammed for months

58 million

why did you lie before?

Notice the OP is IGNORING the ACNH and Mario Kart responses. Shitty troll is shit. Pathetic. Just delete the thread.

nobody watches tendie switch slop on the internet anymore

muh YouTube views

Let me guess, you also think TotK is a flop because it only has a couple hundred current Twitch viewers?

he actually posted it while I was typing it up

Lol you are so predictable

it flopped and lost GOTY to Baldurs Gate 3 LMAO

Thanks, added to my screenshots for future reference

A person who thinks Twitch or Youtube views means success or failure to anything is literally a retarded virgin.

This guy spent the two weeks Anon Babble was down posting this same console war drivel about Nintendo on other altchans.

he's here everyday too

this is his life that's what he's going to do until he eventually dies a miserable lonely death

This AiBOT account spent the two weeks Anon Babble was down posting this same console war drivel about Nintendo on other altchans.

Fixed.

This thread is so stupid it needs to be pinned for proof of how retarded fanboys are.

helo beutifull

I'm surprised people watch any nintendo trailers at all. I don't know if I'm just not the target audience, but I literally never hear about nintendo titles outside of Anon Babble and my brother who loves pokemon

The preorders are sold out aren't they?

no new mario or zelda, no buy. it's that simple. i don't give a FUCK about vroom vroom games.

Thanks for proving that you are LITERALLY a shut in virgin. Go to any Halloween event or just go to a mall on Halloween. There are people cosplaying Nintendo characters all over the place. There are ZERO Snoy characters and NO, Spiderman is marvel, NOT Snoy.

Yes. Analysts are predicting a 8 million launch day for Switch 2. That's more than the launch days of PS4 and PS5 combined.

I hope it does bad so I get free games like I did during the Wii U era

That's not what I meant. Obviously people in my country know about Mario and Luigi and shit but I literally never hear people talking about playing the games nor do I hear anything about the games at all.
I'm not sure why you're talking about snoy characters. I don't give a shit about them. I denounce god of war and the last of us (but I've actually heard people talking about those games and their characters)

they were up for 7 hours straight on walmart's site a couple of days ago. they aren't instantly selling out when the restocks happen even with the scalpers trying to flip them. which is good news because that's a lot of stock that's going to be available, especially once the scalpers get fucked over by nintendo releasing so many consoles at once.

Those numbers are after ten years pilpul moron.

Kind of insane that millions of people would rather watch a fully playthrough rather than play it themselves (unless the uploader is doing commentary I guess).

one of my favorite types of seething brownoids in this kind of nintendo shitposting threads are the ones who try to feign ignorance and act neutral

errrrmmm I don't get it sweatie in my pakistani village where we don't have running water people don't play ninteno gaymes???

How long are pre-orders for this flop going to be sold out everywhere?

Console sold out, people are willing and have paid $700+ to scalpers

Demand so high it wont be in stock for months after release, its the wii supply all over again

Current known titles are all praised and hyped (except cripple b-ball i dont think anybody but me is interested)

Its cool to hate on it but once it comes out people will eat it up. They will consoom it. Myself included, I actually snagged a preorder

Twitch views are based on the channel, not the game. Fucking retard.

Pakistan are white sir. You are mirpuri? You know the area well. My cousin is from rawalpindi. Hitler very great man sir.

youtu.be/6LBbAuy97k4?si=3y_DDMDuzZUwTMUZ

The preorders are sold out aren't they?

Yes. At historical levels.

I live in Italy

Your lives would be so much better if you weren't constantly praying on the downfalls of consoles or companies. The Wii-U failed as well and Nintendo is still around. What are you hoping for will happen after it fails? Nintendo suddenly becoming a good company? lol

macaco got raped n gaped

here's proof

proof

I live in Italy

notice how he didn't deny being pakistani

I'm not pakistani. There, happy?
Now, instead of trying to insult me, do you mind trying to explain why I never hear people talking about nintendo games?

Sorry Mario. It won't happen again I promise. Mussolini very great man. Liberate women yes yes good moustache.

Nintendo isn't just winning, they're putting Sony in their grave. And that's a good thing.

I'm glad that you finally got the italian nationality, yusuf!

I can’t wait for midnight June 5th, I’m gonna play all night and take off work the next day.

How do we stop Nintendo?

For 7 hours straight

Was asleep during those hours

Kek

What's the average switch owner like? Are they just pokefans? Children? Japanese/Weeb? Do they just play 20 minutes on their way to work? What do they play? For how long? Where?
I have so many questions.

*Yahu Bar Zedekiah

Looking forward to it to. Hopefully we'll get more comfy Anon Babble Mario Kart tournaments set up. Those were great before. Now with added voice chat.

What's the average switch owner like?

People who like playing videogames

Do they like videogames or mario/zelda/kirby videogames?

Family man here, I play my Switch around the house. Playing on the big TV in the lounge, sitting out back on the bench in my garden, in the kitchen while I'm cooking or relaxing in bed. My Switch is always there to fill in the gaps of my day. Can't wait for Switch 2.

What do you mostly play on it? Exclusives? Third party? Which ones?

Nintendo's own internals said most of them are young millennial adult males 20-30s, hence all the marketing being targeted to that adult demographic They would now be approaching 40s and 30s with switch 2. I've seen a lot of couples play it. AC is what captured a massive female base, slightly less than half are female.

*half of AC players, not switch players

b-boycott them sisters!!! alternatively we could just shitpost on Anon Babble.org...

young millennial adult males 20-30s

Interesting. Do you have any idea where most of the users are from? Western Europe and Japan?

sometimes

dark souls remastered sold about half as many copies on switch as it did on steam

Fascinating

USA based on sheer numbers alone, then Europe, Japan has less of a population so the numbers are smaller.

So US not having access to switch2 due to tariffs will impact a lot.

Interestingly I came across a study by circana that said 52% of switch owners in total are US females. The numbers I heard were for AC, must be older numbers.

for what it's worth nintendo have told their investors that about half of the total game sales on switch since 2021 come from third party publishers and that's not counting the downloadable indie games, which probably would make it a majority

it's really bizarre how people just won't let go of the old shitposts and still ignore the current reality of the switch audience

Youtube and all other social medias have declined massively since 2017.

All engagement metrics on the likes of Youtube, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Reddit, etc are way down in the past few years. About the only social media platform that is doing decently well is Tiktok, but that place is just a cesspit.

If you compare the views on Mario Kart World and other Switch 2 trailers to other recent Nintendo trailers they're about what you'd expect. Mario Party Jamboree's announcement and overview trailers both got about 2m views, and that was Nintendo's biggest sales success of the past couple years (and one of the biggest games of the Switch era overall).

nvm I read it wrong. It's talking about US switches alone, not worldwide switches.

Wow it's almost like people don't give a fuck about your system when it's $500 and the games are nearly $100 each.
Yeah? New Horizons also didn't cost $100 at launch.

people don't give a fuck about your system when it's $500 and the games are nearly $100 each

Imagine paying 60 bucks plus tip for an 8-hour-long platformer. I'll never understand that. I even bought a switch once to see if there was something I was missing, but no. I guess I just don't have the nostalgia factor.

Why do you post pics of very feminine anime girls to depict your internal state and emotions? When did you know you were trans? Are you Pakistani?

Chi vuoi prendere in giro, maranzino? Non sarai mai italiano. Frequenta meno kebabbari e gente che gioca con la Switch la trovi.

Anime website, retard.
I don't get it either. I never bought a Switch since the only game on it I could justify wanting was Mario Kart 8 Deluxe but ONE game doesn't justify buying an entire system, especially when I have to pay to play online using the internet I'm already paying for. Console gaming in general is a fucking meme.

Guys the heckin nintendo switch 2 is just like the heckin wii u guys

Guys, i can't affo- i mean the games are too pricey, i wont be ab- no one is going to buy them guys!

Guys don't fall for it guys! dead console! i mean i want one.... but i mean... no i dont!

GUYS STOP BUYING FROM SCALPERS! IM TRYING TO GET A BETTER D- GUYS STOP IT!

*Ebay - Your purchase is confirmed!*

*Goes to bank account*

*Ebay purchase -$1400*

people who really said the PS5 Pro was a great deal months ago are complaining about a $450 console

There are plenty of masculine anime, yet you choose a bitchy female no taller than 5'ft to show your inner state. Why don't you like playing with boys toys?

More muh views cope

I know Snoys are used to watching games on youtube, but not everyone is like that

Credi davvero che ci siano maranza su Anon Babble? Loro almeno non sono patetici come un poltard italiano.

Was anons mother controlling, making lots of mean faces? Does he sometimes dress as a girl to feel nice?

The Animal Crossing NH trailer has 5 million views and was the highest selling game on the console.

youtube.com/watch?v=NDDY0sf-ouo

Comparing 3 weeks to 8 years

Bananza is doing 3x better than Odysse, you retarded ape.

BOTW/Odyssey were hitting massive numbers when the trailer released

No they weren't.

Just ignore the 4million

the highest selling game on the console

This is insane to me. Animal Crossing is probably the most boring game I've ever seen and it sold insanely well. Who plays that shit? Why?

oy vey muh 4 gorillion billions must switch

posting wojaks

yep she's lost, probably crying on her keyboard right now

Nintendo’s own internals said most of them are young millennial adult males 20-30s

I wonder how many are actually male and not soi-infused numales. Would be hilarious if the meme is actually real

Perfect timing of releasing just as the pandemic kicked off. May be boring, but there’s an audience

noooooooooo you MUST agree to the ninty tax NOOOOOOOO my MARIIOS

meme? addressing mental health is no meme my problematic friend.

Isn't "best console launch" more tied to production numbers than total popularity? Unless you're the Wii U, a console is going to sell out on launch day, whether you produced 2 million or 10 million.

Good to see Anon Babble and its janitors are still just as shitty as ever