This is Juno from Overwatch 2. Thoughts?
This is Juno from Overwatch 2. Thoughts?
i think my ass is that fat
Her personality is insufferable. Like a western e-girl streamer trying to act like an anime schoolgirl.
my ass looks like this
built for big shota cock
Unmodded? There's no way. Modern Overwatch devs don't know how to make women anymore.
*small
fixed
prove it
You're behind the curve by like 3 years.
Characters like Freja and Juno are so cynical, I hate them. They exist solely because Blizzard knows they need to keep their straight male demo invested in their gay pride parade, so every so often boys are thrown some generic pretty girl that *might* like boys.
Have we really reached an era when, "straight bait" is a valid corporate strategy?
i want to be junos chair
Why do so many anons claim to have fat, shapely asses on 4chins?
idk i never think about stuff like that only stuff like this files.catbox.moe
you'd find out if you go to Anon Babble..some of them post there
I didn't think blizzard still had it in them but this stupid slut gets me so hard
Juno is cynical
I have no idea what is going on
He's saying Juno is a "load-bearing woman" designed solely to keep straight (usually white) men invested in the rest of the faggotry. This makes more sense when you realize all of the new, attractive heroes (until Freja) in OW2 are cute Asian girls. Y'know, what a cynical game developer would think straight white men would adore.
overrated
Based
I'm so sick of blender futa fags. Like I get their models and rigging is great but you're still getting off to really muscular women with dicks.
keep us posted
Too little, too late, dead game
No tits since they are utterly covered
Nigger ass
They know their audience(amerimutts)
I want her to explode like a bomb
Shamus?
women with dicks
I do believe the word for that is 'dude'.
'Man'
'Feller'
'Guy'
'male'.
'nuff of this pandering. If you got a shlong, you're a dood.
The clue is the penis.
This. How did Overwatch get dominated by this faggotry?
your fetish is stupid
i don't find it gross nor do i hate you, i just think it's legitimately a fetish for someone who is mentally deficient, further evidenced by the fact you spam it in every OW thread
It’s not exclusive to Overwatch. Futa shit has infested every franchise. AI has made it even worse.
bigger
I currently have a skyrim thread tab open thats just discussing futa shit
tranny game with tranny heroes
Shame her butt didn't revitalize the game in any remote way or form. It just stayed as dead as it still is even now.
le dead
lol
it is never a shame when a tranny game stays dead
Money
Built to ex-
Oh, beat me to it.
That's not actually my post, but I do think you're onto something, I am pretty dumb. That said I don't think the fetish itself should be judged by my stupid behaviour.
Also good. I like to imagine thicker Juno is pumped full of explosive goo or energy.
I think you have a short fuse
It just stayed as dead as it still is even now.
It's still kind of funny how these companies always course correct right at the end, in the same way cancer patients usually "rally" 1-2 months before they pass. Think about it, Overwatch has already released,
Strong white man
Gorgeous redhead
Almost back to back, when was the last time they did that?
Marvel rivals mogs it
The explosive goo idea is hot
that jiggle
This is too far Chang, my cock can only get so hard.
did juno's ass + stadium save the game or nah
Also I appreciate you clarifying you don't hate me. You didn't have to say that, since I should be old enough to not take what people say personally, but it is kind.
anon is a bomb
Anon no that's lewd
I've entertained the idea for a while now of synthetic bomb girls who are pumped to varying sizes/levels of fullness with explosive goo depending on how big of an explosion they need to cause.
didnt you get enough engagement the first time you posted this? blue checkmark subscription not paying itself off?
synthetic bomb girls who are pumped to varying sizes/levels of fullness with explosive goo depending on how big of an explosion they need to cause.
Nice
the game died when they stopped making content for OW1. the final nail in the coffin was releasing OW2 screwing over existing customers whjile not providing anything new.
what makes a game dead?
me not liking it anymore
didn't you get enough engagement the first time you posted this?
No, I need more people to hear my opinions.
Generally I imagine them not being so full that they'd not be able to go undetected, but scenarios like in your pic could be a good option if you had a synth that was obsessed with exploding, getting to the filling stage and then taking things too far.
I hate that I automatically assume it's going to be the fart version.
imbapovi's dva animation is peam especially the nude version
Thanks anon
This is Juno from a better game. Thoughts?
I guess Overwatch 2 has actual graphics.
she will bear my load
Cool design. I never got round to playing JFG even though we had an N64 growing up.
Not really my type re: exploding though. Vela on the other hand COULD be a bomb.
mmm nice ass, oui
Who? From what?
vela and juno (overwatch, not her brother) need to sit in my lap together
made for BWC
I'm still in awe at how a relatively small team managed to pull off a game like JFG, on the N64 no less.
I guess the people at Rare in the late 90s really were just actual fucking wizards.
Velachad
Huzzah! A man of qualiteh!
proof?
Juno (Overwatch) and Vela (Jet Force Gemini) need to trap me in an enclosed space between the two of them as they both rumble and glow and bulge and prepare to explode like a pair of lewd nukes.
guhhhh
90's Rare was definitely on some straight Merlin shit (having access to Nintendo's N64 microcode). The last true Rare game I can think of is Kameo, even though it was bastardized from the original GameCube idea of Pokémon but with a fairy princess. With that being said, I have yet to play Sea of Thieves; my best friend recommends it to me and this was after I sat him down to play Arcade Battletoads on Rare Replay and Perfect Dark on the N64 so he could have a frame of reference of what PEAK RARE was.
You need to seek God.
Turns out the game itself needs to be good to actually hold an audience.
Facts. Say what you will about the render models, but Jet Force Gemini shits all over Overwatch. Let me know when those losers can walk over lava.
If the game can't hold an audience then what do you call this? For the sake of the argument let's just ignore how the vast majority of the players don't play through Steam.
Ive been seeing this type of sentence posted here in this board since 2016. Also that Overwatch wouldnt survive past 2018.
Would you say it still holds up today? Tempted to go back and play that and Body Harvest since I never managed to do so the first time around.
Man there's not that much good art of her is there.
both of them making wisecracks as they fill up until they're so big they start to bust out of their straining, tearing outfits - at which point they're too horny and just start panting and moaning until they explode
spoiler]thanks anon[/spoiler
The game hit the wall harder than Vela ever would if she were real, then again I'm going off of my experience on the Nintendo 64; I tried playing the Rare Replay version but I found that game to be more buggy than on the original console.
As for pornography, most of what I have sourced (two pictures focusing on her titties), I only ever found on the rare Anon Babble threads and have never seen on any other website. I like how her porn always focuses on her best feature, even if she doesn't think so (Rare said in the N64 manual that she's a feminist, which explains the blue hair).
Holy shit, I saw Jet Force Gemini while scrolling. I have hope for restored Anon Babble again.
I heard the theme song in my head.
Be the change you wish to see. Together, we can be rid of the cum-for-brains and Anon Babbletard ragebaiters.
Why does she wear a spacesuit? Can she not breathe Earth’s air?
The bomb posting is almost always an edit of an image with a "blacked" tattoo, so I think it's just shitposting to counter the "BUILT FOR ___" posters
hung shota
No, it's just one guy who's really autistic. It's shitposting, but not dishonest. And not trying to counter anything, though his presence does unsettle those fags and drive them away which is funny. I figure it's just easier for him to edit over an edit than to make up his own.
If the game can't hold an audience then what do you call this?
Busywork. It's how Gacha works. You make the game fun for the first month you own it and then it's nothing but logging in to do your dailies.
30cm minimum with thick veins
gigabased
I can't speak for the Anon Babbletards but as the coomer you'll have to try hard. I WILL however discuss good games though as well as coompost.
Speaking of Rare games, I went back to blast corps when they added it to the Nintendo thing. I'm glad to know that it wasn't just me being a youngshit and Backlash is STILL a massive piece of shit to use properly.
it started out as a satire of those posters but exploding girls ARE my fetish. I do think the pictures are more funny than sexy personally though
overwatch has more viewers on twitch than marvel rivals now. the king is back.
that is some sad cope if you truly believe it
If you track the dates, when Juno launched, player count actually shot up to its second highest peak since launch (the highest being the Venture update where all the OW2 characters locked behind the battle pass were finally made available to everyone, like it always should have been). And the Juno update held on to that player count pretty well.
Then Hazard got released and the player count dropped to it's lowest numbers yet.
I'm aware, that's what I meant by it not being dishonest. You are genuinely into exploding chicks, and that's wicked funny. And that's okay. No judgement, I'm into weird shit too, it's just a conceptually silly fetish.
I was mainly talking about the cum-for-brains who just post cropped pornography with only a surface-level question related to the game just because they found on google the character they fapped to was from a video game. If you're talking about games and post something a little spicy just for fun then it's fine; it's when you make the threads about your crippling porn addiction that it becomes a problem.
Also they're all original work, at least the edits are. The Juno one I spent like a couple of hours on though it was more elaborate than some of the others what with the torn suit, glowing flesh, making the label on the butt conform to the curves etc