Girls LOVE playing shmups, OKAY CHUD??? get with the program!

girls LOVE playing shmups, OKAY CHUD??? get with the program!

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nobody plays touhou, not even touhou fans

lesbians

How many of those so called "lesbians" are actually trannies?

My gf absolutely loves touhou
She hasn't played a single one of the shmup games though

the games are only strong unique women solving problems

So I guess BL animanga's marketed to gay guys and gay guys only then, huh?

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this retarded fag got btfo a billion times already, why do you keep posting it?

there is a massive amount of sexualisation

Ah yes, the pinnacles of sexiness: bloomers and bad habits.

You heard it here first, folks. Straight men are incapable of appreciating strong women solving problems.

im a girl boss and i play touhou in my office in between firing chuds

lesbians

Actual lesbians, or men in dresses who call themselves Lilith?

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touhou is marketed to girls though

one whiff of Comiket would turn this broad inside out

Women being unique, strong and capable of solving problems is the quintessential male fantasy

Touhou is a shmup as much OP is a woman.

marketed to girls

a massive amount of sexualization

fandom is just lesbians

So much bait in such a small message... Anyway, Im of the opinion that if you havent played the shmups, you are a filthy and lazy poser

I always love these dumb bitches claiming that things clearly for straight dudes are actually meant for girls, they genuinely believe it it's so funny
love live and bayonetta are other prime examples

Why would a blacksouls fan say this?

dumb bitches

It's a tranny secondary at most

Yes.

massive amount of sexualization

It's bait, I know it's bait, but I'm still mad

Im too tarded to realize that. Thank you anon

shmup "girls" = tranny transbians who groom children on the 'cord

Yes.

I don't really get why Touhou has a following of people who don't play the games. After all these years of being exposed to it everywhere, I have failed to culturally osmose anything about it other than some of the character's names, the fact that it's about some shrine maidens and youkai, and the music. I have never once seen any obvious hooks for people to latch onto and start caring about it to the extent that it has the level of popularity that it does.

I understood why MLP caught on and why people associated with the characters. I don't understand how or why anyone gives a shit about a shrine maiden named Reimu who does ??? "Oh here's a fumo of this character." Okay, what does this represent? I don't fucking get it.

Just like I wouldn't get why grown ass men would latch onto a cartoon for kindergarteners, everything has it's appeal to certain people and I respect that even if I hate bronies.

It has a very significant presence in the doujin scene and it's peak posercore for ironic weebs.

the actual fandom is just lesbians

Men cannot be lesbians tho

here’s a bunch of tranny schizo babble I found on xitter and leddit

thanks bro, keep us posted

the fandom of touhou is trannies and im not even joking

Ok but name one fandom that does not have a single troon

black souls fan

i can safely say that retard has never played a BS game and doesnt even know it has porn in it, and if he somehow discovers the things that game lets you do, he would start bitching and get a panic attack over it

who cares what women do. they need to shut up and get out of my face.

99.9% of those so call "lesbians" were born with a cock.

They're farmers?

But what is the source of that appeal? MLP fans have the cartoon, for example, and everything they do revolves around that. Touhou games don't seem to be the source of the Touhou fandom, though. As far as I can tell, the only purpose the games serve is introducing new characters and establishing which ones are friends and which ones have beef on the most surface level possible. It all just feels very intangible, which I find unsettling given its apparent cultural magnetism. Like being drawn toward the event horizon of a black hole.

Of course not, some farmers actually contribute to society.

I do like bloomers so I might play toohoo

The Touhou games have good lore and worldbuilding, but most secondaries are drawn only to the gacha Lost Word and that game is complete trash. It completely shits on everything Touhou is and even Zun doesn't like it, but it's still alive because I guess it makes him good money or he can't just revoke the licence for it willy nilly.
So basically most people treat Touhou like a gacha and just want to fuck the girls, but Touhou is much more than that, it has lots of books and official manga and CDs with their own story within the touhou universe.

I think Touhou being a part of early chan culture got a lot of people hooked. Some of the best flash animations of all time are from touhou fags

every single one. real lesbians don't exist.

I have yet to see any of these "girls" to post their clears.

The "girls" play Touhou about as much as Anon Babble plays Life is Strange.

idk man i saw life is strange get praised quite a few times on here (rightfully so, first one does a good job at what it sets out to do)

Basically what said but look at it this way:

1. You have the primaries who actually play the games (shmups AND spinoffs) and can successfully 1cc. They play because they like the worldbuilding, story (each game has a plot), characters, music, and most importantly GAMEPLAY. They're a minority of the population, and they may indulge in the vices listed below...

2. You have the filthy secondaries who latch on due to the memes generated by the fandom. They cannot reliably get a single 1cc and their only successes (if any) are in the spinoffs alone which do not count. This is over 90% of the fandom unfortunately. They may like the worldbuilding, story, characters, but whine about the gameplay. Also they are prone to having their own headcanon as a way of appearing smart to make up for their lack of skill.

It was over as soon as i figured out you can charge the amulet. I'm glad i got out of my 1cc dry streak

I don't know how to play touhou. I looked for it last night on steam, couldn't figure out which fucking games to play. Bought gunbird instead. Pretty good

It's snowing all day. Again.

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I would be genuinely surprised if a single biological female had ever played touhou even once

Satori would never do that.

There was this one time i was playing AoCF with my school friends and a girl was watching. She got curious so she tried a quick round. Obviously she lost and never played again but she did say Futo looked funny.

Just kidding, i made it all up

If you really are interested the fags in Anon Babble have everything you'd need in the OP

Mami is very sex tho

””””””””””””””girls””””””””””””””

Congrats Anon, good job! Try doing Soku 1cc's once you are bored with SWR, it has probably the best single player story mode and mechanics as far as 2hu fighting game go even with the very limited character roster

The only strong woman in 2hu is Cirno and she's fucking retarded.

touhou had a small well established fanbase and it has the credentials of being indie and obscure, so it's perfect for trannies who are seeking a weeb identity with obscurity and legitimacy. and enough music, memes, fumos etc for them to get immersed

Please don't post my tenguwife.

can someone explain how pcb extra unlock works? the wiki isnt clear and ive read conflicting explanations
the total at the start of the results screen is irrelevant to unlocking extra, and it combines captures on all characters, right? but not each shot type?
if i have, say, 8 & 6 captured on reimu A/B and lets just say the 6 on B are all included in the 8, it counts it as 8 right? not 14?
then under the same hypothetical assumptions the other two are 5 & 10 and 20 & 30, it'd be a total of 48 out of the 60 required? 8+10+30 overall for reimu/marisa/sakuya?

i basically just need to pick a shot type for each of the three and do a few runs on easy/normal just to check off random early spellcards to unlock it?

Important notice, you have to complete your run so captured spellcards count, clearings stage 1-2 and leaving won't work.

To unlock Extra, beat the game as a character on normal without continues.

To unlock Phantasm, beat Extra as the same character and capture 60 spellcards on any difficulty.

Bullshit. I opened up Lunatic and captured Stage 1-2 spellcards and got Phantasm unlocked.

I don't know if you guys have noticed but trannies have been trying to co-opt otaku culture for years now.

Be honest you just used the code

modern fandom revisionism made by troons pretending touhou wasnt full of male lolicons

The fuck is a schmup?

i think just cant quit out

Well yeah, that's what I was talking about. You should make it to score screen one way or another.

No.
I looked at my screenshots again and it was 4 spellcards on Easy and 3 on Lunatic.
I suppose you're still right because I didn't quit the game but just threw away my lives (17.69% on Easy and 9.12% on Lunatic). I just don't remember reading that bit anywhere.
I apologize. orz

I genuinely dont get why 2hu has such a large following considering most people arnt into the hardcore shmup scene and the offical art is... unique. I guess most people say fan art of remus armpits and got hooked

Yay.
Time to figure out what to play next

Twinkle Star Sprites for an actual good VS shmup

the only person I ever knew who played 2hu games was a female to male tranny.

Thank you keep posting my tenguwife