Why the fuck is Anon Babble so dead, 80% of the threads are several hours old with under 100 replies to them

Why the fuck is Anon Babble so dead, 80% of the threads are several hours old with under 100 replies to them

It went down and people realised they are better off without it.

still more alive than whatever shithole you come from

Bots are still broken

lol brony op

Because gaming is dead

It's an ill smelling, ugly home, but it's my home

Anyone notice if you make threads criticizing the site or how slow it is you have shills coming in droves to defend it and telling you to "go back to your altchans?" Personally, I think the new moderators they hired from Country that shall not be named that happens to worship a multi-armed blue skinned deity are trying to convince people the site is doing fine despite losing 40% of it's users.

Altchans might have better features but they are all completely dead.

the site is doing fine despite losing 40% of it's users

the site lost most of its shitskins? no wonder it's not complete garbage

There are likely a ton of newfags that believed the articles saying Anon Babble is dead and gone forever. We also shunted some of the turbofaggots to lesser imageboards. I have posted more since Anon Babble came back up than I did the entire year prior, I genuinely feel like it's an improvement.

it's the 3rd fastest board on the site, behind only Anon Babble and Anon Babble

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Meh what else is new

Surprisingly, we're only down by about 20% compared to pre-downtime.

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he likes to cry the board is dead when he gets made fun of. Old hat with this russian loser.

captcha is programmed to fail randomly

does it really

if someone disagrees with me they are a street shitter

Stop farming (You)s and get a job.

I'd rather this than have to endure the endless basedjak spam by people who probably have broken all the mirrors in their house

its fine to me

What the fuck happened on Dec12-13 last year? It spiked higher than april fools day...

Why are you complaining
If you don't like it, you can just leave

now compare it to the numbers of before the site went down

same autists/bots

but its way slower

on the upside the few decent threads Ive been in have been really good with fewer drive by shitposters

I n-need my dopamine hit! M-make numbers go higher!

I wish the site was down longer so ADHD-ers like you get a well-earned detox.

normies, tourists, and ESLs haven't heard that the site is back up

sharty is too busy patting themselves in the back for someone else hacking the site

bot hosts don't know the site is back up either

Seems fine to me

The only people that came back were the ones who are unable to really leave. Whether that is a good or bad thing remains to be seen. That being said, the sharty sucks.

Bots and jeets finally left

Good.

shadowbanning

Every post is numbered linearly, how is that even possible?

the code for captchas let you add in fake letters to be generated but not included as the solution. The theory is that mods would set specific ips to have unsolvable captchas instead of banning them outright

Anon Babble lost
again

/B&G/
Ban Evasion General
discuss ban evasion methods
see links in OP pic for a place to start

The .homo one is the best one, tough with a gold pass it's way better, but it also has a ton of downtime
The fat guy one requires a cock pic, it's fine but he is very stingy with BW.
Finally you can make your own by getting res proxies and using simple proxy extension for your browser and switching, this is very entry level.

General theme:
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It works like any other shadowban system you can post normally but your post will never be seen by other anons

This, except rather than being down longer then just coming back like before, I wish Anon Babble routinely went down for maintenance.
If not every day, then a few times a week, preferably during the hours the usual shitposting is highest.
It wouldn't get rid of it, but might wean down the worst habits if posters were exposed to less bait and (You) based discourse.

It will never happen though since high traffic, good or bad and artificial or otherwise, is the bread ads need to spread over.

Is there a way to verify this happening?

It's called making a normal post that isn't retarded; it just doesn't get (you)s.

kekypow

how much BW can 1 dick pic get

Dorito Pope Awards.

The shit was dead for 2 weeks, some people probably haven't bothered checking if it's back yet. Also the leaked emails pretty much confirmed this site is literally a fed honeypot so some people just don't feel comfortable on principle to come back

there weren't any .gov emails

At most 20% of the traffic were bots.

Worse than you might hope, better than some people theorised.

Because modern Anon Babble is just reddit dialed to 11.
Say something negative?

Waaah you're doomposting/tortanic/gamergoober how dare you sully the honor of my beloved corporation.

Say something positive?

Careful anon! You're talking about video games on Anon Babble! We are not allowed to talk about games on Anon Babble! Any second now chuds will show up and tell you that you are a shill for talking aboug video games!

Engaging with you passive aggressive orphans gets tiring.

KEKAROO

Trannies kill themselves lol

I have to wait 2 minutes between boards now, didn't have these cross-board timers before. It's more annoying then 1 5 minute general timer

The apis haven't changed so any bot that just keeps trying to post will still function just fine

back in my day suicidal losers livestreames their deaths. these awful creatures really have no manners.

Its unreal how many phoneposters got filtered by the 15 minute wait time for post. A lot of them do not even know that it is a only time one thing.

only happens to phonefags, and you deserve it

the adhd shitposters cant get past the 120 seconds

Based, make it 1 hour

How is this site still solvent? You would think most of us use adblock.

It's bullshit but in case this ever gets implemented, you can just clear your cookies and renew your IP in order to see a thread without your "shadow" post

No, they an heroed

t. 2016 oldfag

hit captcha

you must wait 120s

hit captcha

you must wait 120s

hit captcha

you must wait 120s

hit captcha

you must wait 120s

hit captcha

you must wait 120s

Gee, I wonder why Anon Babble is so slow...

Technically yes, but the shartynigger is omitting that it was tied to whether or not you were acting like a bot (that didn't pay for Anon Babble gold).

behind Anon Babble

exactly why Anon Babble is dead

also this
fuck phoneposters

free speech platform

Free advertising is against the rules

A lot of them do not even know that it is a only time one thing

It's not though, it always resets for me

The funniest thing about raiders complaining about captchas is that it eventually stops requiring one if you post enough without getting constantly banned or hopping IPs
I wonder why they never experienced that, hmmmmm

This, phone posting doesn't work unless you're connected to WiFi

Sucks to suck lol works on my machine

It's only a once-per-board thing per me

They're just reconfiguring the spambots, it will be shit as usual in couple of days.

For me, that was only my first two posts across the website

eventually

That's how it used to work, but the fuckers removed the graceperiod. And the new captcha is marginally worse.

It' already shit because people defend the oblivion demaster

*after it came back, that is.

Anon Babble is swarmed by poos getting paid to astroturf opinions

No way, that has never happened before.

Naw it was the same captcha I got when I changed IPs after getting a ban for shitposting once

I know, right? Why would someone get so passionate about corporate slop that they would either defend it or treat it like some grave injustice?

bots and spammers want elsewhere thankfully

"new captcha" as in, the new captcha system. It's pretty fucking hard when you get the same grey on grey nuance. The previous one was less prone to shit like that.

It had already been slow as fuck compared to its heyday before the site went down

I haven't used Anon Babble in so long because it is mostly avatarfagging dogshit. That and I haven't found a general worth posting in as there isn't consistent games to enjoy these days

I always said Anon Babble generals become worthless 2 weeks after the last content for a game dropped because they always turn into waifufagging, coomposting, and internal thread drama about certain posters
Of course, gachaniggers just make it way worse

The sharty itself has rules against mentioning alternative sites, so it's completely hypocritical for them to criticize Anon Babble for doing the same.

lol does it really now? All they do over there is talk about Anon Babble as far as I could tell.
They even have an entire board dedicated to raiding other websites.

Because modern Anon Babble is just reddit dialed to 11.

And reddit is just 00s Anon Babble.

Yeah it's horrible, you should leave, immediately.

Yeah you're allowed to hate on Anon Babble or sharty splinters but if you say they're good you'll get banned for being part of a "hostile off-site community" or "advertising"

You have it backwards. The bots came back immediately, but not all the humans did.

Meta threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/8 and >>>Anon Babblerules/1
OP is a faggot.
Fulfill your civic duty to help purge this board of anarchistic, sociopathic, intellectually regressive youtube/reddit/twitter immigrant subhumans like him who are under the delusion that all of Anon Babble (instead of just the designated shitposting playpens like Anon Babble, Anon Babble, Anon Babble, etc.) is a toilet by reporting this thread en masse.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
sys.Anon Babble.org/v/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=708503389