2025

Pretty sure there are a few Punch-Out h-games that let you beat the shit out of women

I got you, bro.

there is this punch out game where you play as a shota punching hags but i forgot what was it called

Milfy City.

Nintendo really is sleeping on a cool idea

ARMS

Punch-Out but with cute girls

Every attack does 1/50th of the damage of the original Punch-Out

Speaking of no new Wario Land there was this trend of people comparing a character’s first 3D model to their current one today, it’s even sadder when you realize Nintendo never made a 3D model for Captain Syrup

OP image makes me miss that flash game, Rose and Camellia.

Beat the cheek!

Still wish Punch out Wii went with the Peach idea instead of DK.

daisy looked better on the n64

"sorry! too problematic, you know stereotypes are now considered racist, right?"

2025

17 years since Wario Land: Waggle It

18 years since Wario: Master of Disguise

almost two decades of nothing but progressively worse Ware shit

Wario lost his edge and personality and is now just the wacky poop and fart man

voiced by a brown zoomer who still can't do voices for shit

Why even live.

There literally was one, but I don't remember its name, it was pretty fun

I remember bidding on Wario World on Ebay one year in 2007 and had my parents help me keep up on it. When they told me I actually won it I was so excited I kept checking the front door just to make sure I could get to playing it as soon as possible and even bought a wario and donkey kong plushy just to tide me over until the game actually came in.
I miss being hyped up for games like that man. It wasn't even a new game but to me it was.

I've seen a porn one where you play as a shota and have to fight a bunch of girls.

I rememberd
store.steampowered.com/app/1757490/Waifu_Fighter/

Someone already recommended this one, just with a different name I'll try it later.

purin boxing vr
it's extremely erotic

Why would you want that though?

Kill yourself slopfaggot.

it's extremely erotic

t. offended sonic/furry "artist"

As much as I kinda hate daisyfags I agree. I think it comes down to the short skirt; it differentiates her from peach and kinda helps the whole tomboy thing that they keep screeching about actually hold some water

why would you like to see two girls fight when they can fuck each other instead

newfags wouldnt know

Queen Hippo

im pretty sure there was a punch out H satire game where you punch a bunch of cute and beautiful women

cant remember the name

Rose & Camelia

Punch Out and Ryona. I would love to beat up cute girls

Sure, I'd like to see some diversity.

There were like 12 of em made back between 00-15.
Mostly flash jank shit but quite literally punchout with girls, some being brutal with its ryona.
No, im not spoonfeeding you.

I still remember that fucking webm of anon annoying her in the bath fanservice minigame, her getting pissed and trying to run from the bath and anon somehow tripping her over and the game fucking up so it looked like she drowned. That was pretty funny.

Patobox is good
Also has an immensely hot babe in it

I am unironically working on a game about exactly this with a friend. I'm the artist and he's the programmer. Still need a composer, though. Any anons volunteering?

I don't like seeing cute anime girls being beat up :'(

Super punch boy comes to mind where you play as a shota. It's a kind of game that would work for people who are into femdom.

I played the new game where you compete on who gets to pull out the sticker the most. As much as I like the dev's ideas, they need to learn design proper interactive mechanics. Most of the controls feels rough and unresponsive most of the time and it feels like the dev can't choose between VR and basic game controls.

I wouldn't describe that as immensely hot. Perhaps regular hot, maybe above average hot.

Wario World is pure kino. Been waiting for a sequel featuring Waluigi since it released.
But if Nintendo ever lets Wario out of the Ware cuck shed, whatever they do with him now is guaranteed to be shit.

AIslop

Doesn't hurt as much I thought it would. Going back and replaying WL3 I kind of fucking hated it. The basically one hit kill nature of almost every boss in the game (granted they didn't actually kill you since you can't die in the game but you've still got to start the boss fight all over again if you get hit even once) and mandatory golf minigames were kind of awful. Wario Land 2 was alright though.

She's sexier in the game, I just couldn't find good images, probably because so few people actually played it

from the artstyle she looks more suited to a stealthy noir game than a boxing one.