Why are the horse anuses fully rendered in oblivion?

why are the horse anuses fully rendered in oblivion?

why don't they wear pants? that's highly inappropriate

there is no serious discussion of this remaster

Because video games are made by strange people

buttholes exist

why wouldn't they be?

games have horse genitalia but not attractive women

this is fucking disgusting. what the fuck were they thinking

Because when they scanned the horse to import it into the game obviously the pussy got scanned too? what do you want them to do kill the horse and cut off its pussy first

Because Todd Howard is that autistic.

Red Dead did this first and most graphic.

RDR2 did this in way higher detail, who cares.

Why not?

yeah but do the type 2 genetalia shrink when in Bruma

It's the same game we all played 19 years ago ported to ue5. What do you want?

Doughnuts.

Lara Croft.

because they know people like (You) will notice them

the girl who worked on modelling, rigging and animating the horses in the OG was a blatant sexually charged horse fucker, no kidding.

Say three reasons why not.

outsource assets creation in India

wtf why is everything related to shit and piss so perfectly mastered?!!!

oblivion hired that man.

why do horse balls in RDR2 shrink if its cold out?

Horse girl dev

keeping the anus texture that was in the original game BAD

Retarded trumptard.

fucking why why is she doing that to the horse, it looks painful

Baby it's cold outside

Gelded horse penis sheath accumulates smegma and grime so it is recommended to be washed by hand at least once a year.

To save me the trouble of modding them in.

once a year

I'd keep that beast spotless daily

Sauce?

Onlyflares on telegram.

Surely it's not a good idea to keep them that close. They don't need much to knock down the fence.

Fully modeled butthole

No puss

I knew Bethesda was gay ad FUCK

I knew horses are quick to ejaculate on account of adult male horse being dangerous hopping on top of their partner for an extended period of time, but them ejaculating just by flopping their dick around in the air is surprising.

I always knew this was what horse girls were really all about

If that horse porn site was still up I would post links to horses belly slapping until they got off

What was it called?

Loser

I love watching compilations of dudes Cummings inside horse vaginas Anon Babbleros...

How do you even watch that? Isn’t that illegal

Just search it on Google? Horse creampie compilation!? I don't know what despotic shithole YOU live in but I've literally never had ANY issues whatsoever.

post-nut shame kicks in

lmao

why are mustards like this

Damn, there's even a channel dedicated to mares. Also, these fuckers get hard fast without any stimulation whatsoever. Crazy.

I’ve never tried. I just assume it’s illegal.

I like how uninterested the female horses look.

If somebody served a warrant on your ass for an actual crime and they actually caught it with it there might be an issue but it's my general understanding that as long as you aren't producing or distributing it it's a minor offense.

Of course as always, it's not a crime unless you get caught.

AAA devs haven't been serious in almost 2 decades brother

Just like modern foids

Did he really just shoot his load like that?

Horse fucker thread still up

It's insane to me how spotty and inconsistent the absolute DOGSHIT moderation is here.

wow maybe you should kys so things get better huh

This game is not serious. Original was not either.

Tomb Raider thread?

It varies. It's illegal in most states but there are a handful of states where fucking animals is perfectly legal (you can probably guess a few of them)

I was fully expected her to get sprayed in the face while doing that

How much to hire smegma cleaning woman?

They want the female audience