This is actually one of the first times in a long time I'm just saying fuck this it's irredeemable garbage I don't...

This is actually one of the first times in a long time I'm just saying fuck this it's irredeemable garbage I don't have time for. I've beaten Sonic 1 and 3 so far but fuck Sonic 2. You take an 8/10 game and drop it to a 4/10 that I don't even care to complete with this bumfuck ending. Boring nothing sky level, farting half composed airship level, and then the double whammy of bullshit bosses. Every attempt at this egg fuck is preceded by two and a half minutes of fucking around with tin man sonic as he does his little preplanned moves. Oh yea and no rings btw. Oh yea and sometimes you just phase thru the stupid egg fuck haha we trolld u hehe <3

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literally unironically git gud

you kill metal sonic in like 15 seconds.
You can bounce on his head 4 or 5 times in a row before the little buzz saw starts spinning up

I beat Sonic 2 with all Chaos Emeralds when I was 10, you have no excuse. Everything you're complaining about is shit I loved at that age because it was a challenge and I was really excited and happy at overcoming challenges. It's also why I hated Sonic 3 because it was too easy and short.

i beat this shit at age 7 with severe ADHD. you have a fucking skill issue

You can also stand below him as he's dropping in and charge a spindash and you'll hit him without taking damage.

The Death Egg Robot is pretty easy to beat if you do it the slow way, only hit him when he's about to take off and just stay on the fair side of the screen during any other attack.

I beat the game on a school computer in kindergarten

i beat the game on a TI-86 calculator when i was still a fetus in my mother's womb

Beat this thing when I was like 8 years old, get fucked retard.

Reminder: Literal toddlers beat this game

Metal sonic is super fast, just jump on him until that shit spins. Death Egg is even easier, just don't jump into the spikes you tremendous fucking retard holy shit, you spent the entire game getting told spikes bad but you immediately gravitate towards the pointy end after hours of gameplay how can you even be this braindead?

final boss is hard

oh no who would have thought. literal skill issue, git gud faggot.

Every attempt at this egg fuck is preceded by two and a half minutes of fucking around with tin man sonic

please be baiting holy fark

I beat it when I was 10

It's clear you guys are just fucking mad and have not changed my mind at all

I BEAT IT WHEN I WAS 5!!!111

10x

I don't care what you do npc ass nigga, some little chinese kid can play an entire orchestra and the boss is still garbage

Take for example, you think you're proving some point but all that video shows is sonic jumping into his spike hand over and over and not taking damage because it's a piece of shit inconsistent boss

holy shit stop posting

you come here and cry that the game is bad
numerous people point out that it's not bad. YOU are bad.
you just keep crying that the game is bad, and not you.
I'm going to assume the problem is you until you prove otherwise.

Keep posting, the very idea that you find Death Egg hard and tedious serves as continuous proof that Anon Babble is dogshit at video games

Pretty much the same strategy I used. But man that strategy came back to teach me a lesson in jump heights when I replayed it with Knuckles.

I'll be sure to copy and paste this next week, the seethe this is causing is insane, I literally sit here for hours thinking of ways to make people angry online and all this time, all I literally have to do is call a boss shit in a sonic game. Angry, angry manchildren

It's just tedious as fuck with knuckles

This is why I take all criticism of Sonic games with a grain of salt. You faggots get filtered by the stupidest things, Jesus Christ.

I'll be sure to copy and paste this next week, the seethe this is causing is insane

whatever

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I usually hit him after he lands

I'm not mad I just save pictures to my computer specifically to prove that I'm not mad

I believe you.

He's jumping over the spikes. If you're getting hit by them you're not consistently landing the hits at the peak of your jump.

nah

Bait
He's pretty reasonable honestly. Big fat fuck and slow attacks that are heavily telegraphed.
Love the music too.

all that video shows is sonic jumping into his spike hand over and over

no, it shows sonic jumping ABOVE the spike hands by doing running jumps so it can arc over them.

i'm genuinely perplexed at how you even managed to get to the final level without mastering this.

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You typed out a whole ass paragraph. The only one seething here is you.

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Hahaha git gud I used to beat this game all the time when I was 7 years old

But man that strategy came back to teach me a lesson in jump heights when I replayed it with Knuckles.

Yeah, he is tricker to play in Sonic & Knuckles.

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dude trust me my dad's uncle's dad works at segatendo!

>final boss is hard

sonic 2 egg robot thing is not hard, he is obnoxious

What a retarded post. Yeah, idiot, people played and beat Sonic 2 and 3 when they were kids

Why icon and name is for metal sonic but player sprite is normal?

post the sonic 4 one that one is cool

idiot

Reddit type or white trash.

How else are u gonna beat, close your eyes?

You know these games were made for children right

i remember beating the eggman robot very slowly but methodically.
i also think iirc sonic can jump over the arm spikes even when they're out but knuckles couldn't so i had to relearn how to fight him in 2 & knuckles.

metal sonic follows the same attack pattern so you just have to memorize it

Wow. Sorry you're getting filtered by Sonic fucking 2, faggot

just wait till he plays 3 and gets to the casino

You mean Carnival Night Zone? Casino Night is Sonic 2

yeah carnival night

I usually hit him in the crotch

hitbox is too small there, so its too risky.
however what is actually pretty easy is running behind him. The only thing that can kill you are his legs and the flame from the jet pack, but you can jump over the flame. You can hit his butt when the legs are not in the way, or jump above the jetpack flame and hit his back. speedrunners use that tactic to kill him before he can fly off screen the first time.