So why did you become a pokemon trainer?

so why did you become a pokemon trainer?

oh you know, just my career path...

kill yourself furnigger

off-model

gardevoir gets a pass

I love my wife, Serperior!

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need to do the dinner shopping

You are a disgrace to trainers around the world.

Anthroslop

cute snek

It's not 2006 anymore gramps

Pretty snek...

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In universe how do they stop people from fucking Pokemon? Because humans are perverted creatures and obviously would.

Enjoy vacation

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This image hurts on a spiritusl level and I dont even care about the entire pokefucking aspect of it.

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Her poor chest clit, it's circumcised...
This "artist" is so fucking ass holy shit

telling someone you're going to report them is also against the rules

Based

It's joever....

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I didn't =)

well that's good, it just seemed to insinuate you were going to report them

anti-fur lost the war years ago

kind of a hotwife situation

Amazing, and this was 5 years ago.

anon can literally just reset his router

Not if he has a static IP or is phone posting. And even if he has a dynamic IP on his computer, mods will just keep defending us against their shit posting and strike them down whenever they dare to talk shit about us.

american?

Are static IPs even regularly used? Genuine question there. I don't know a single person who uses a static IP.
and phoneposters should be purged regardless.

They still exist but aren't that common AFAIK

that's interesting. i'd imagine they're more used for companies and businesses and maybe schools, surely?

Why does it hurt? You’ll never have a cute girl all over you like that? I feel that

I literally was doing this with my daki
i kiss her and cuddle with her and have sex with her all day and night and can't make myself let go of her
we're cuddling right now
i love her so much

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I dunno sorry

You know this kind of stuff would get you relentlessly mocked all over the internet like a decade ago. What changed? Are progressives the reason this is so accepted now

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I like the "active female" dynamic as much as you do, OP, but "Can you just STOP?" is taking it too far in the reluctant male department.

Stick a fleshlight or an onahole in it

I phone post because getting banned on my computer usually means I can just use my phone instead because they're different devices , as long as switch wifi it works. Don't even NEED to reset my router

Anthro enjoyers won. You lost. You can go now.

What? Phoneposting literally allows you to evade through turning airplane mode on and off, changing your IP on reconnection

t. Been evading that way for years

imagine raising a female pokemon, expecting it to indulge in your carnal desires as you spent time together and being rejected

Standards have lowered and will never recover. The human species is doomed. The only way to turn back is to remove the internet from society completely.

The thing with Garde, if i got the lore right, is that it literally cannot reject you due to Empathy bullshit she does.

It's been a while but IIRC the artist made a lore dump that implied on-model pokemon exist but the off model ones have a human parent.

rape

can you rape a creature that can (and probably would) kill you if you try force yourself on them?

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i like salty even if he gets a little weird
i liked this artist more before i saw his cunnyfaggot "art"

I enjoy making "moemon" in pokemon infinite fusion
its not the only thing I do in that game but I enjoy doing that.

Are there any good fanfics where Pokemon get romantically involved with their trainer? Preferably something a bit slow burning.

Good question actually. If you have to you can just abandon it and get a new one I guess.

Sedatives.

pokemon won't put out

abandoned

no! bad trainer!

Just get a Salazzle. If she rejects your advances, you can just blame her pheromones and she'll forgive you.

Eventually she'll give in because she feels bad about her pheromones constantly making you horny

Why is she so big? Gardevoir isnt that big IIRC?

AIIIIIEEEE MODS SOMEONE IS HURTING MY FEELINGS!!!! CAN YOU TAKE A MOMENT FROM SPAMMING KEK PORN AND BAN THEM?!?!?!

Why are Pokémon so irresistible

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Normal Gardevoir are a little over 5' but alphas are quite a bit bigger.

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they are only good when off-model, there's a reason no one draws stick bug Gardevoir

Absolute faggot

wrong

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hey, I'm not the one drawing tits on Pokemon, everyone else is because no one really cares otherwise

don't do it anon they'll inject their offspring into your balls

if you're cold, they're cold
put clothes on them

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Hizake draws the best smut and porn. Shame about the shota debuff

So that Anon X Nidoqueen webcomic is never getting finished, right?

please PLEASE someone post the picture with gardevoir putting on green lipstick and kissing female trainer before leglocking her neck and farting on her

NEED bug

It updated a few months ago but yeah, Shout's been having a rough couple years from what I understand

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hate fat ugly bastards & hypnosis

penis goes wild for female snorlax and hypno

of course. the problem was men the whole time

Still posts off model

Shouldn't he be injecting his offspring into them?

I assumed as much. Oh well, it was nice for what it was.

female Hypno is underappreciated

Why did you become a pokemon trainer?

Most mainline protagonists were born in shitfuck village which doesn't even have a pokemart, they didn't choose to become a trainer it was the only option

You know what?
Post some good doujins. Im sure theres a bunch of interesting ones.

Saltyxodium

feralfag

he had this image saved on his computer

is gardevoir fur? is it not skin?

Alakazam can read everyone's mind and report the degenerates

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

What if Alakazam is a degenerate too?

Do furries really want to be associated with tranny janny mods?

Anonymity

I blame MGQ for driving out a lot of the degenerate faggotry that became so prevalent in the animal-person sphere.

doesn't know how cockroaches work

You VILL drink ze roach milk!

When you put it like that, perhaps I don't want to know how cockroaches work.

At least with monstergirls the monster is on the outside. Modern women are more garbage than they've ever been. I don't really blame dudes for chasing after 2-D waifus.

b4k not successfully archiving any of the shit that gets deleted lately

I wonder what happened.

Pokemon is supposed to be a literal stick

Everyone draws it with huge tits

Why

Its been a long time since I thought about Pokemon
have they added a jumping spider pokemon yet?

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its not attractive otherwise

Need Kirlia daughterfu.

Something about giving this literal stick gigantic fucking titties just gets my dick going like nothing else. Can't explain it, honestly.

extremely cringe writing

fucking pokemon is always the only option

i just want to ruffle a female hypno's neck fluff while i fuck her from behind, is that really too much to ask...

back in my day, wanting to fuck furry bitches made you a furfag
what changed?

The fursuit? everyone wants to fuck lola bunny, anon.

we are not furries, we are HMOFA chads

no, you're still a furry.

there is a difference

there really isn't. you can continue living in denial, but the rest of us reached acceptance long ago.

I became a pokemon trainer to beat the elite four and become a master

And to have sex with Gardevoir.

what changed

furry chicks became more mainstream
before, the ones who wanted to bone them also wanted to be furry themselves, but now theres a lot of people like us who love our humanity, but just like the exotic appeal that anthro chicks provide
theres nothing wrong with wanting to fuck a sexy cat/dog/bird/alien/lizard/whatever girl

worse internet subcultures popped up.

People always squabbled over the lines between ERP furries vs. suit furries vs. otherkin furries vs. people that look at Blaziken and go "yeah maybe after a beer". Much like autism, the one thing someone on the furry spectrum truly cannot abide is people deeper in the hole than they are.

back in my day thundercats were hot. yall just mad.

you don't need to be a fursuit to be a furfag, used to be that just cranking it out to furry bitches made you a furfag
the vast majority of furfags don't have fursuits

nigga, if you are gooning to furry women 24/7, you are a furry. if i want to fuck men, i am gay. if i want to fuck you, i am a gay furry. simple as that.

Omg getting relentlessely mocked by turbo virgins on the internet? Oh buddy no no no NO

I view the label the same way gay and trans are thrown about. More for fashion than anything, these days. I fap to all sorts of things, I consider myself an all around degenerate. I took the insanity wolf adage to heart.

"If it's cute, fuck it, there is no gay."

It literally is. you are a furry because dress up like an animal.

Old internet was also "shoop da whoop! Epic for the win, i herd u like mudkipz, i'mma firin mah lazer! You, sir, just won the internets, *holds up spork* teh penguin of dOOOOmm!!! XD" so don't act like you're better

something Anon Babble doesn't like me talking about all that much is how unnotable furries really are as a subculture or subcommunity beyond the artistic aspect and the obvious associated sex-pest and "degeneracy" behavior that you'll find in any community if you look hard enough; swinger communities share a lot of behaviors and personality archetypes and how much of their spotlight is actually owed to Anon Babble and something awful obsessing over them

well, we learned two things: you're a furry AND delusional, lmao! there is no prerequisite to being a furry other than "wants to fuck animal people or animals" thats literally what the whole fandom was based on. the furry was not born with the fursuit, it was born with the furlust.

I would kill to have that kind of cringe back. It hurts my soul, but the new cringe hurts my brain and eyes.

a furry is someone who has a particular interest in media with anthopomorphic animals, usually sexual fascination but not always
fursuit shit came WAY later than that

That Pokemon is a rapist

god I'd fucking kill to bring rage comics back if it meant wojaks would fuck off and die

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jesus

furfags trying to claim Gardevoir again

Fuck off. Gardevoir will NEVER be furry. She will NEVER be yours. Stick to fucking dogs.

b-but it's a pokemon!

So are Magnemite and Voltorb.

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denial isn't just a club in miami, sweety-poo

if gardevoir isn't a furry why does she have a fursuit

...h-hot. I’d do what the lucario is doing for a hot Poké anthro

i already jacked off twice today asshole

I wish this cheerleader was more popular. I want to travel in her box...

follow up page

hot

normalcattle and social media happened, where diluting the meaning of things means expanding the customer base.
thankfully ai is putting a dent in that, though you can see how much more aggressive they are becoming.

Built for headpatting and hardcore anal sex

cage

Horrible. Take it off so I can fully appreciate my property.

My biggest issue with off model stuff is that they just castrate the gardevoirs' dress when it's part of their bodies, the human faces and or nose, or making their hair into human hair making them seem like cosplayers rather than gardevoirs. What's the point in drawing them when you're going to remove their iconic features?

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