Game has impossible achievements

Game has impossible achievements

Has anyone else unlocked these yet during their playthrough?

turned 34

still a virgin

TELL ME WHY

peak of life satisfaction is before marriage and children

Yikes.

At least they got life satisfaction right

AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE

these are female achievements

Ain't nothing but a heartbreak

losing virginity at age of 17

first relationship at age of 18

Something doesn't add up.

losing virginity at 17

Now hold up, I've been told it's pedophilia to even look at anyone under the age of 18

Currently 23

Life is shit and I have zero satisfaction

So you're telling me this is the peak?

Actually, yes.

Yes. It all goes downhill once you hit 25 unless you really put in the effort to break out whatever current predicament you're having but the world always have another plan for you anyway

38 and still that.
Honestly dont care, All I can stick my dick into has gone fucking crazy, and the ones that aren't are already taken.

I'm 39 and yes. I was miserable when I was 23 too but after that it got worse than I'd ever thought was possible.

I lost my virginity at 15 but never had a first kiss.

Limited time achievements

Didn't get any of them, and now I can never 100% the game

lose virginity to hooker with 17

go to hookers a second and last time cuz I couldn't believe sex is that boring

pay 10€ more to kiss hooker even, therefore first kiss after first time sex

no disease luckily

marry stupid shizo bpd wife with 23

become father with 24

am now a 33 yo father of a 8 yo boy, I have sole costudy but am still married to his mother, yet we don't live together lmao. What do I win? More missery?

i forgot, pased driver's exam last year. Only did so because I got government funded work after being a neet for so long, they paid 3000€ and myself the remaining 2000. Was 5k total. Privateley I don't drive atall

first kiss

15

Yeah fuck this shit game

life satisfaction ends once married

Agreed

What does the game journalist difficulty look like

Age 0

be born autistic

Age 30

achieve wizardhood

Age ?

achieve gnosis

I genuinely can't imagine what being satisfied with life must feel like.

That feeling right before you cum but permanently.

it's not even during the losing virginity or first relationship years

How can that happen

You never tried.

t. 36 and a virgin

Limited time achievements

Objectively bad game design

I think I felt a glimpse of it when I finally live by my lonesome and studied abroad. But only during the weekends

Average means there's just as many peaking after 23 as before it. You might just not have peaked yet
who are we kidding you've already peaked

So is the Pope. Or was.

Not a big deal

Where's the die an honorable death achievement?