Last of Us tv show

I wanted a fully animated Minecraft movie that took itself seriously

Minecraft does deserve a legitimately good movie. You'd have to be a pessimistic contrarian faggot to not see that.

i'd pay money to curbstomp this nigga

In how many game adaptations has he been in the last couple years?

My beard is opposite of his, the corners of my chin have grey hairs while all the rest is fine

jack black's movie songs used to be way better
youtu.be/ziQaWTI1x6I

How is this fatfuck so nimble?

The Minecraft movie is just what people memed Morbius as.

Morbin' time!

Chicken jockey!

He always striked me as a chill guy, honestly.

I would do some Dr. Mengele tier shit to Jack Black if given the opportunity

Do we have any secrets about Jack Black?

Jewish

did season 2 actually flop or something, i haven't been keeping up. season 1 of last of us did well if i remember correctly.

Last of Us tv show

Did HBO really think that I would believe that these two would be intimidating enough to be taken seriously let alone bossing anyone around?

Bowser in Super Mario Bros
Claptrap in Borderlands
Steve in Minecraft

Didnt flop but that Joel episode came out last week and its reported that TV only watchers didnt like him getting killed and will probably be dropping the show.

becomes a huge flop

everything down to the smallest movements narrated

TikTok slop

Why do Jewish actors change their last name

reported where

gf upset that Joel died

asks me time and again how the game ended after the episode

eventually tell her

says she won't watch it anymore since she hates Abby now and wants her dead

I doubt Druckman will show his face ever again on a red carpet after this season and how many people it will piss off in the end.

tv shows are for dumb women not gamers

The show got to the golf course moment and the audience dropped it.

who is the audience and where did they say they dropped it

My favorite part is how Ellie and Dina in the show look like two children trying to be these badass women grown men are scared of.

Kung fu panda (dragon warrior).

Minecraft does deserve a legitimately good movie.

If you play modern Minecraft you are mentally disabled. Do you enjoy reading tranny splashes on the main menu and then looking at new animals that were only added to be useless in order make a point about how killing minecraft cows is LITERALLY real life violence?

t.

The critical drinker

Minecraft movie trailer drops

Anon Babble bitches constantly about how it’s woke because black woman

it makes a Minecrillion dollars

UM ACTUALLY IT’S BASED AND RIGHT-WING BECAUSE

i'm still shocked they didn't just make a 3D animation movie
there's a lot of quality shit out there and it would probably save on the budget a fuck tonne (and you could also scam the community for cheap animators)

any source for that other than some grifter youtubers

Uh I don't want nigger women or celebrity cameos

he took ballet and iirc has a black belt in bbj

My only wish is that they didn't make the Shaniqua eat the spicy lava chicken and say it needs more chili

WHAT DA HELLLLLL

I've never watched a Jack Black movie ever and yet he somehow managed to be a jumpscare in my last dream, what the fuck

Jack Black is a filthy kike

Ellie and Dina in the show look like two children trying to be these badass women

Exactly. They look like school children throwing a lesbian tantrum. At least Ellie and Abby in the game looked like they were one bad day from fully snapping.

is exactly what gamers wanted

gamers yearn for the mines

is this audience with us in the room right now?

He only pretends to be fat because its part of his brand. He wears padding and the beard hides the fact that he has only 1 chin

>Pander to kids and memebrained retards and get billions

So the Minecraft playerbase?

This goes beyond gaming, such staggering success will have to be acknowledged at the next Oscars somehow.

I never thought I'd see the day where people unironically bend over and bust it wide open to do tricks on hollywood's cock.

WHAT DA HELL? WHAT DA HELLY? WHAT DA HELLYANTE? WHAT DA HELLYON, WHAT DA HELLY BERRY

minecraft movie is retarded and childish

Obviously what else would it be? It's Minecraft.

Normalfags don't like TLoU

That's not a secret.
What DON'T we know about him?

What was the narrative purpose of having this reference in the movie?

He's anti White

Will studios learn from this?

Yes. Every gamer movie will now have a forced catchphrase in the trailer.

is exactly what gamers wanted

It's exactly what executives who wanted to force their movie into being a "viral meme" wanted. The movie does nothing but appeal to the kind of people who made shit like Morbius a meme and zoomers fell for it and marketed the movie themselves.

I think I ran out of money twice because of Chicken Jockey.

to Anon Babbleaggots, yes

He got his start in the commercial for Pitfall, it's only fitting that his most recent jobs come full circle
youtube.com/watch?v=I9A_5UhYg0s

Runs out of creative ways to play with the concept after 5 minutes

Plot twists are either blatantly foreshadowed or pulled out of its ass

Parkour battles have nebulous rules at best, the only hard-written rule being difficult jumps do more damage. How much damage? Whatever works for the plot.

Narrates every single insignificant action, appealing to the zoomer audience by making sure there's no gap in silence longer than 0.1 seconds, inherently killing the pacing and tension a lot of scenes could have had

Normally introduced to people by describing it as "an epic critique of class systems" or some other political twitter drivel

Fuck you.I wanted a new live action Mario with Chris Pratt as Mario. It actually more depressed than Idve like a live action Mario will never happen again.

I'm pretty sure they saw all the shitposting about that line because it wasn't in the final movie

ywnbapp (you will never be a parkour pro)

Minecraft is the most sandboxy sandbox game to begin with, it's a miracle they could make a movie out of it.

don't forget

new series capitalizes on the success of the previous one

completely ignored

i love Jack Black. he honestly seems like the chillest dude alive. sorta like how Adam Sandler stars in all those shitty movies just to get his buddies a vacation and a paycheck

I don't know why people even defend the TLOU movie, but I guess Minecraft isn't that great either.

I cant wait till he dies

he has consumed so much coke in his filming career that now his body naturally synthesizes it and feeds it to his body 24/7

is exactl what gamers wanted

movie relies on celebrities to make it popular

no ender dragon despite being the original boss

cliche plot for 5 year olds

The whole movie is about the brand and not the game and that makes it a steaming pile of shit

They already did with "It's Morbin' Time," now we're getting "Block and Load!" or some Minecraft pun in every teaser. Studios saw how memes carry movies now and are desperate to manufacture that same energy, even if it tanks the tone or authenticity.

Have they learned nothing? Memes can't be born in a lab. They have to come naturally. Hence why the movie writers were all betting on Lava Chicken being the hot thing, hence the billions of dollars put into merchandise just for that. They didn't anticipate chicken jockey, or the chaos in the theaters. It's the "Hoopy incident" all over again.

He’s built different

The minecraft movie didn't give what gamers wanted. The movie was a total lightning in a bottle scenario and the hollywood execs will pour billions trying and failing to recreate it with everything having a forced meme "chicken jockey" moment.

Didn't he want to kill trumpf or something?

movie has 80s/90s vibes even though minecraft released 2010. Background characters even have flipphones except main character has smartphone

don't even know any of the characters names except STEVE and THE GARBAGE MAN. Almost certain they don't even namedrop the black lady until the end

no ender dragon, just some made up shit about pig sorceress

I didn't expect an amazing film or them to be 100% consistent with minecraft gameplay but jeez it's like they didn't give a shit.

that was his bandmate, who jack seems like he distanced himself from

>Last of Us tv show

>woke slop that is insulting to gamers

the wokeslop is literally from the game retard

Joel's last words should have been "Ellie, you are now the Last of Us(tm)"

>no ender dragon

that's a good thing though?
Minecraft getting a "boss" was the second worst addition made to the game

It's a jack black movie not a Minecraft movie
Just like he carried nacho libre

throws his bandmate under the bus for an off-color comment despite his entire brand being "rock and roll"

probably reaches the the greatest peak of his popularity less than a year later

karma doesn't exist

despite his entire brand being "rock and roll"

more kid-friendly "rock and roll", to be fair. saying that a would-be assassin shouldn't have missed killing a world leader doesn't fit that brand. this isn't ozzy's black sabbath we're talking about

normal movement is nimble

American moment.

tbf he wasn't a world leader yet

Is Jack Blackmailed?