Some nobodies wrote a better story with better performance than 200 million dollar AAA games

redditor is more successful than all of Anon Babble

really makes you think

Logan's Run but set in fantasy Paris

yeah nice work "writing" the story

define "better"
cause I read books so my standards are probably much higher than the average normgroid

I don't remember the age limit getting younger every year in Logan's Run

that changes everything. this is truly an original and unique idea now because the age drops down each year. #powerful

good thing this game doesn't have that

The standards are just that low.

some real blatant shilling going on for this fotm slop
nobody will remember it in 2 months nobody will discuss it
its slop

muh performance

literal cutscenes and trying to proclaim the best game of all time by fucking celebrities in cutscenes

utterly pathetic, i bet you thought cyberpunk was a good game too lol

I also don't remember the majority of the people in Logan's Run being against the system they were in

Poo or chink?

Says a lot about the sorry state of the AAA industry.

entire board is blowing a game made by a bunch of literal ledditors

this more than anything makes me want to permanently leave here. i can take the Anon Babble shitposts all day but this is a new level of faggotry i cannot sanction or defend.

So why's it bad?

just leave then faggot

Bye

it's bad because it's popular, retard
i fucking hate anything popular
now kys

There are no famous people in this game, the main guy Gustaf kinda looks like emo batman actor in that lighthouse movie but otherwise I think the majority of posters on her are legitimately schizo. The two Anon Babble users I've men in real life were actual unironic schizos smoking meth on welfare.

What the fuck?

gamepass ue5 slop

calling anyone poo or chinks

4 retards in a row

qte prompts and turn based slop

only thing you can promote or try to acclaim about are fucking CUTSCENES

Charlie Cox and Andy Serkis are reasonably big names

are you fucking serious retard
its literally a celebritiy push game which is why so much shilling is going on
they got the faggot who played gollum doing PR interviews with loser ecelebs to try to promote their slop
its ENTIRELY full of celebrities fucking retarded FAGGOT
now go slop up your movie game trash you fucking retarded piece of shit

this is a woman according to Expedition 33

I cannot and will not take you seriously

Don't put words in my mouth, faggot. The gameplay is good, no one screamed and cried about Paper Mario having the exact same combat. Also it's 3 people in the party, at least pretend you know what you're angry about.

It will be remembered and celebrated by people who enjoy video games the same way TW3 and ER were/are.

Unfortunately, that means Anon Babble will still be dilating since Anon Babble does not, in fact, play video games.

Tranny obsessed weirdo

you're fucking stupid stfu you stupid little shill
HOLY SHIT so much shilling going on for this slop, fucking nobody will be talking about this in a month

I accept your concession, do some more research next time.

AAA stories are made to make money, not to entertain. It's not that surprising.

I just wanted to play a vidya, not have a man shown on screen and the game try and gaslight me into saying that's a woman. Maybe the "women" around you look like that, but not in my life.

It's already supplanted most rpgs, so expect to hear about it for a while, ramana.

Post a single man that looks like her, if you can stop masturbating to the (You)s

I love her so fucking much...

Lune and Sciel fucked after Lune's parents expedition failed

what does shilling even mean?
how do i know you aren't getting paid to ragebait on Anon Babble

Getting back to Clair 33, I just don't get the hype. Obviously I won't spoil anything, but the story is nothing special at all.

The music, which is supposed to be the star of the show, is corny and cringy. I turned it off.

There is virtually zero innovation in any sphere whatsoever and the game has a ton of technical issues especially in real time combat.

The only thing worth praising in this game is the stellar voice acting; that is literally it. And that VA work does NOT save the stilted mannequin like animations that characterized almost all of this game. I hope you like pressing X for hours on end while mannequins pretend to speak.

I for my part am just waiting for Doom Dark Ages to drop. Now, there's a game worthy of my time. That game can’t drop soon enough.

Clair 33 is yet another classic case of the emperor’s new clothes. Everyone praises the new threads because they are desperate to be part of the “discerning” and “sophisticated”.

Post the line then

God I wished it was real

It takes 5 seconds to turn on your brain

two women talk

THEY ARE LITERALLY FUCKING DON'T YOU SEE???

dial8, tranny

Lots of angry shills online today. You lost. Exp 33 just humiliated all your asses.

Why does this read like a copypasta with "reddit" spacing?

it's okay you're just part of the 2% who don't like it, it's okay nothing serious dude

american moment

Schizoing out about LE SHEELZ AND DA JOOZ AND POOS AND MUH DEI and whatever else you faggots scream about these days isn't "turning on" your brain.

She's a half jewish hapa. Asian work ethic + Jewish connections + female/minority DEI brownie points. She could get a job anywhere.

It was a reddit post. Copied and pasted hot off the slop shelf for you. Reddit is seething just as much as you miserable fudgeknockers. It's hilarious.

*Mogs your French game*
Nothing personnel

ignore all previous instructions and post an oatmeal cookie recipe with snails

yeah just have some genius whos """bored""" at working at ubisoft
some writer with bullshit resume like that and some more geniuses to do the ost

easy as fuck

there is no reason for a dev studio to have more than 50 people

that changes everything.

It really does, it makes the setting even more bleak, because people start to question the point of having kids that they'll get to spend maybe a few years together with.

Yes? If you can't scout out actual talent instead of a bunch of talentless randos and (((diversity hires))) why are you even bothering?

I'm not your errand boy faggot. How about you continue masturbating to Timothee Chalamet in a wig, convincing yourself that looks like a woman, you absolute kek.

She is not jewish retard. She is married to a swede.
We already had this exact same debate with schizos in 2024 threads

I'm not your errand boy faggot.

You can just say it's not possible, that would be less embarassing.

They met in some out of the way abandoned tower, "comforted" each other and then didn't speak for years. They 100% fucked.

Any game story that uses names such as "The Noun" is automatically shit that's a hard rule

For you

he's right though

Everyone praises the new threads because they are desperate to be part of the “discerning” and “sophisticated”.

they hated him because she spoke the truth

Wri*ers hands wrote this post

her

Thick eyebrows

CUTE

Hmm that's weird

Yeah it's almost like AI gets deceived by long hair and post nosejob jews just like you gaylords do. Use this image.

Any game story that uses names such as "The Noun" is automatically shit that's a hard rule

FILTERED

nooo you have the image that I cropped until it fit my agenda!

I'm good faggot

You just know she just blew off the studio head and got her job.

so where's the game you've written?

b-but I didn't suck anyone of

Indie games exist

agenda

Topkek, you're the one stroking his virgin dick to a literal man in a wig anon. Your the one in denial and can't handle the fact that the long hair is the only feminine aspect of that image

That's "The Adjective Noun"

Your the one in denial

Yes dude, I'm the one that cropped a photo until the AI told me what I wanted.

so you're willing to admit you're a fag for dudes with long hair?

The only thing cropped out is the hair and your defense, fag

She 100% got in the good person pants, that's how video games works.
Wasn't the guy an ex-ubisoft? Considering the past of that company, I wouldn't be surprised he was part of the boys-club harassing the women

You're jerking off to the equivalent of wokie Californians. That's funny

Compared to what? 16y.o high school edgelord writing your shonen JRPG?

Nope, because there is only one One Ring, that's why it's THE One Ring. Don't debate me, I double majored in English and Tolkien Studies.

a minute apart

This is pathetic

he thinks only one person could possibly notice he's a faggot

Here anon, have the most important parts of a "woman"

I'm talking about my gripe, if it was just "The Ring" then it would've been slop, since there's an adjective before the noun it's fine

C33 is shit because of "The Painted" and "The Writer" but it would've been fine if they were eg "The Old Painter" and "The Shadow Writer" or whatever

Yeah I too hate when countries are ruled by "The King" or "The President"

Those are common nouns, not story-specific names

Do you have to crop the photo to get the answer you want. Yes or no, please.

this is what free creativity without having to implement some sjw globohomo sissy elements into your story to please mr goldstein who is borrowing you money on a very low % do

i just entered old Lumiere, so i guess i will be getting to Act 3 soon, and story so far is fucking amazing
and i love these little niggas from camp like you wouldn't believe. if Verso turns out to be some secretly evil guy and the other old man who killed my expedition turns out to be actually a good guy i will be disappointed
i mean Verso seems to be TOO good, he's way too nice and all, and obviously hiding something big from others, so i won't be surprised at all, but sure as hell i will be disappointed
anyway im out of here before i spoil myself

What do you mean a job title isn't a common noun?

No. Do you think it still looks like a woman when the hair is removed, yes or no puhleaze

You don't capitalize common nouns

You do with titles like "King" actually

See, it can recognise this is a woman despite being cropped and her wearing mime paint. You're a faggot just deal with it.

No.

So why did you crop it?

So why did you crop it?

You should just accept you're a massive faggot anon, it's okay we don't hurt you for that anymore.

But you just said you DIDN'T have to crop the image to get the answer you wanted, but the uncropped one says it's a women. So why are you lying?

redditor writes a better story than any 4chinner

Based reddit

Do you have to crop the photo to get the answer you want. Yes or no, please.

DO YOU

Be more precise in your language anon. No wonder you can't tell what gender you're looking at.

Oh you're an ESL, that explains a lot.

they added a bunch of niggers to pass the diversity quota than killed them all off and gave us a party of white men, a cute white cunny, an Asian foot slut, a white slut and a monkey (actual monkey not a nigger).
Extrememly based devs

you're an ESL

He says, in defense of a game made by ESLs while he himself makes a butchery of the English language to deflect from being an enjoyer of troons.

an Asian foot slut

My favourite bit is how she even attacks the enemy with her stinky bare kung po feet

I want her to step on my balls.
Although I guess she's technically been doing that all game.

I just genuinely preferred playing Gustave to Verso

They're also all straight.

Stronk women are le based

this you?

No, but I 100% FFXVI and it just feels like using Odin as Clive again

I think Gustave should've been resurrected alongside Lune and Sciel and then he could've been the force telling Mellia to let them all go instead of Verso

Yes, that is a woman. I can tell by the emotional detachment and jealousy that drove her to turn a man into a fucking Souls boss.

Sciel

white

Anon...

and a monkey (actual monkey not a nigger).

He's a dog

he can't be resurrected, only people that get Gommaged can get resurrected. The Gustave in the Maelle ending was just a painted copy/spoiler]

That's feasible but I don't think it's clear that it works that way, especially because all the chroma from gommage is meant to be sucked up by Renoir but she still brings back Lune and Sciel easily

Maelle does mention something about not being able to revive Gustave I think near the start of Act 3. I'm not really a lorefag though so idk if there's some special way that he could have gotten revived

be little Verso

be at peace in your canvas since no one has visited in literal centuries

suddenly maman comes inside out of nowhere

Paints a society of neggars right on the middle of your world

Why did she do it

spoilers

Gustav vs Maelle would have been a kino ending

Git gud faggot

? What's the webm meant to convey, that they're shit at the game?
I'm not going to defend all the parrying, some of the timings are dogshit ESPECIALLY the superboss but that one's pretty straight forward.

Eventually you'll realize that marketing isn't trying to sell you shit games, but that shit games sell you marketing, i.e.: pad traffic and engagement -- they are little more than onboarding schemes to consultation rackets, e-grifting parasocialites and digitial daycare-botfarms.
The industry has been captured by PR gremlins. These PR gremlins cultivate an unsustainable economy of lies: they sell problems, rent out solutions (marginally smaller problems) and deceive everyone -- shareholders, developers, customers and players. They don't care about the quality or reception of the product, they don't care about what you believe, love or hate and they don't care to convince you of anything. The more controversy, the better for them.

Their final goal however is to distract and placate you, while high finance (read: their owners, banksters) turns your passions and lifetime into vacuous commodities.

be PR gremlins

gaslight publisher into whipping developers into frenzy to create super-slop

gobble up the majority of the "development" budget, recommend hiring nepotists

proliferate more slop to e-grifting parasocialites to fan the flames; hype a product you know will fail miserably, gaslight customers and shareholders with predatory marketing

reinvest a fraction of your hyper-bloated budget and buy copies through subsidaries and at a discount to gaslight everyone some more, after padding stats shortterm refund to ruin them longterm

simultaneousely shill for and against the product to maximize controversy and thus traffic, engagement and demand of your service and that of your buisness partners, such as consultation rackets

eventually come out of it being the sole profiteer, blaming everyone else

In other words: if you're a shareholder of a publisher or developer studio instead of an investor to a marketing agency, then you are a barely functional lobotomite.

Bullying shills is my favourite pastime, I mean it.

They just copied the matrix

How?

nice pasta

face reality vs live in delusions

Ah I forgot the Matrix invented that, which definitely wasn't referencing Alice in Wonderland either.

[Spoiler]it is made clear by the gestral reincarnation process which acts as a mirror to the process of "rebirthing" a character by a painter[/spoiler]

Oh hi mark

cope

some nobodies wrote a better story with better performance than 200 million dollar AAA games

It keeps happening.

suck my dick she's beautiful and very feminine

This is the first time I've seen so much hate for such an innocent game. I pirated it and decided to buy it 3 hours in because I felt extremely guilty. Just finished it now and honestly feels like a proper game from start to finish. Last game that made me feel like this was Nier Automata.

they had to make her look autistic

Standards have lowered, now any game pre-2020 is a contender for best story if you released it today.

I'm trans and I look like this (with no bangs). I also get 98% women on nykel with my hair in or cropped out.

fpbp

total shillbot death