I'M TRYING TO PLAY VIDEOGAMES BUT THE GOD DAMN ILLUMINATI IS SENDING MESSAGES TO ME FUCK YOU

I'M TRYING TO PLAY VIDEOGAMES BUT THE GOD DAMN ILLUMINATI IS SENDING MESSAGES TO ME FUCK YOU

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big wig illuminati telling me to not play videogaems but i, the peerless gamer refuse to listen to their mind control glory to the CCP

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Illuminati confirmed memes were like peak comedy in 2012

wheres the download? dont fail me like Anon Babble did

the mega is kill :(

Is there a thcrap patch for the demo yet?

noh

..............but I can't read japanese.

no english for awhile, there's a lot of text and they have to translate it into german and russian first for some reason

basic mechanics and effects of each stone are on the wiki other than that you won't need much

OST in FLAC two loops into fade when? You are going to do it and share with us, right, anon? We won't have to wait until summer just for mere 7 tracks, right?

i have a long ways until i can play th20...

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Yoooo my nigga since when have you started

Thsi is what I look like after getting plapped in Soku

Everybody has to start somewhere it's fine, you probably have more 1ccs than like 60% of Anon Babble already. Whats the current game you are playing?

Welcome to vhu may I take your 1cc

what is this kagerou bullshit
game is pretty gemmy doe

still on eosd, extra stage with marisa b, probably will do the rest of the normals whenever i need a break from getting filtered.

Post Michigan

Seriously, what the fuck was ZUN smoking when he thought it'd be a good idea to let these fucking things start shooting at me in the middle of a spell card?

ty for kedama porn

Is it just me or does Reimu's second red gem special attack deal too much damage, even if not point-blank-ing it?
Regardless, it's attack is my favorite among Reimu's.

Yeah I hate that non too
Doesnt belong in Stage 2
The fact its closest comparisons are from Kagerou & Narumi says enough.
If ZUN said he swindled us & threw Stage 2 through 4 instead of 1 through 3 I would barely be surprised.
How fast were you clearing cards? My most powerful shot is Red laser Marisa, she is very strong. I think I got a 13s spell clear on one of the bosses.

Why does she do that

Yeah, I think I was just too into the game to notice the real damage.

Im not having fun

She's in the northern hemisphere. If she were in australia she'd flow counter-clockwise.

I just bomb every non I see, they're all obnoxious.

I try to do things without bombs, since I consider it the best way to learn, but her nons do make me want to bomb the fuck out of them.

The Illuminati is not Video Games.

That's what they want you to think

I would do it less if I knew my hyper bullet deleter was about to activate or not.

You do have a bar at the bottom left of the screen you know. One tells you your hyper charge, the other when Illuminati will come to wreck you.

Oh sure just let me glance at the bottom lef- **PICHUUN!!!!**

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...yes? Not the first game that has meters. Just sit away from the monitor a little bit so it's always in your FOV.
Don't tell me you just remember your bomb stock all the time by counting the bombpieces

Tell me about the Jew Eggs and what hatches out of them?

Mima

Nareko's last 2 spell cards are fucked up for being stage 3. Are stages made harder in the demos or are we in for LoLK 2- Point Deviceless Edition?

Bombs have audible/visual feedback for their use and collection, and you choose when they activate. The little meters can change color but you don't know a hyper or pyramid is coming just by listening. Often you get rugpulled by the hyper where the black flames show up but nothing happens because you messed up the counter or whatever.

Importantly, when I want to know the most is when there are a million bullets and I can't look away.

didn't make this a cat

Shame on ZUN.

Kill all cats

Charts? Chart templates that include FW? Thoughts on the demo?

Y
SO HERE IS MY ULTIMATUM; YOU CAN BURN IN HELL WITH YOUR NIGGERCATTLE OR YOU CAN PUT ME IN CHARGE OF THE SPACE ALIEN TEMPLE
THE THIRD TEMPLE, OK

Okay here's one.

Excuse me we were discussing cats here.

Jaimers video out

c(h)a(r)ts

XxX_MiMaGoOnEr_XxX video out

Point taken, the meters could use a rework.

Not much changed for me.

Chart templates that include FW?

Probably gonna be 3x16 chart to include all story stones, could just take HSiFS one and redo it a bit

Thoughts on the demo

I love the theorycrafting part of mix-and-matching gems to produce best shottype with best passive effects now that we have all the effects translated on wiki. I don't like how you have to beat the game so many times before you can start doing that, buying them for currency like 100BM would be better IMO.
Love the soundtrack except for stage 2 boss.
Don't like the Illuminati showing up during bossfights and they are bit too tanky.
Really like how all the gems names and all the shottypes are references to different previous characters and games, really feels like a big homage to all previous ZUN's works which is fitting for 20th mainline game.
I hope he can work on balancing it a bit and that the full version will be amazing.

He likes it. Touhou is no longer reclining.

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rin chan rin chan rin chan now

He's probably on a good mood because of his recent PCB meme run clear

who

WHY the fuck is this not on steam yet???

that was fun, time to wait for the underslop

TRANSLATE IT WEEBS

I'd expect at least the google translated patch to be up really quick, but nope, what the fuck are they doing?

Some people have a life

not touhou fans

I wouldn't mind a little visual feedback around the player when you're holding focus or something, but ZUN isn't going to change much if anything before August so "git gud" is the only real option D:

ZUN is a boomer, basically gotta wait on a chink to grab a cd from him and upload it for the gaijin plebs.

It's pretty good
You really don't want to lose a life in this game. Not just because 4P feels pretty crucial to shots' damage & spread, but because it seems to also fuck with chaining hypers & potentially robbing yourself out of valuable bomb or life pieces.
Echoing everyone's thoughts on the difficulty. Nareko could pass as a Stage 5 boss no problem, Chimi mixes Stage 3/4 nons with some slightly easier versions of Okina & Momoyo spells.
Wonder Stone can really fuck you up I think they should maybe only stick to stages & nons. A non red wonder stone on Nareko's micro dodge spell is pretty miserable.

So did we ever figure out what the best crystal combination is?

steam demo when

I appreciate that the lnn player shares the same initial reaction as my barely survive normal expertise. I played lolk for like the second time ever last night and actually found it easier compared to FW

You have to wait until ZUN recovers from his post convention hangover and hopefully remembers.

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Use Textractor.

I think I'll just wait for the patch

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She is NOT that fat.

Not sure, but Marisa with the green gemerald makes Lunatic at least bearable.

Especially since you could meet plenty of drug addicts irl who were dead serious about it all

I hope you don't try to expose yourself too much

What did she mean by this

Chimi is already growing on me
Love her theme too
Hate that aimed spell with the Parsee flowers though

Marisa flashes innocent passerby. See how short that skirt is? Yeah. Above regulation.

my chimigger

I NEED drawfags to DRAW Marisa's sensual legs.