This game kinda fucking sucked, huh?

money means nothing, there is nothing to spend it on and the economy is completely busted, by the time you get to the second map every pleb bandit drops gear worth in the thousands.

game is way too easy, enemies are too passive, have too little health, deal too little damage

leveling is way too fast

"survival" mechanics that are completely trivial. henry basically never needs to eat or sleep. why include them if you are going to make them trivial?

repairing armor and weapons yourself is too powerful, there is never a reason to pay a vendor to do it for you

encounter variety is complete garbage, every fight plays out exactly the same way. a random pleb bandit in the woods fights exactly the same way as an important character in a main story duel does

side-quests are extremely repetitive with poor rewards and the dialogue uses a lot of words to say basically nothing (I guess they wanted that guinness award or something)

combat is as bad as in the first game. it's just master strike spam AGAIN with the lock-on spazzing out more often than not or the game ignoring your inputs or your strikes just phasing through the enemies for whatever reason or the enemies sliding to you because the shitty lock-on system works that way or something

kuttenberg is a HUGE disappointment. annoying as fuck to navigate with all the dead-end alleys with walls that henry can't climb over, zero unique activities, most buildings closed off, copy-pasted lifeless vendors that sell nothing unique

Those are just from the top of my head, it's just not a very well thought out game.

It's gay, fuck off.

yeah sucked my hose..if you know what I mean
take that back!!

soulless

not for investors, we made a tidy profit

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no churches, help the jews to advance the main story quest

pass

GOTY only to guys that look like this

It's better than the original in every way. Except that Anon Babbletards want to convince themselves it sucks because the gay romance and black guy.

gay sex

Enough to greenlight KCD III: Hussite Wars?

It's pretty much your standard woke garbage that doesn't even manage to interest you gameplay wise because you completely outpace the game's challenge after the first 10-20 hours.

Is this shitposting or is the game really inferior to the first?

The gay stuff was actually kino and hot.

bigger world, worse writing, better graphics, worse combat

yup two projects, one of them gotta be KCD3

Can I play this if I didn't try part 1?

i enjoyed KCD2 but the game's challenge vanishes the moment you get a sword and learn master strikes. You become invincible because of how easy it is to execute.

No, it's a direct sequel. Henry starts in 1 as a literal nobody peasant who can't even read. You start 2 well into the main story with a handful of established characters and things already going on you will not understand.

I got dogpiled here when it came out for saying it wasn't good as the first. I don't think it was bad, and it IS pozzed to fuck, but when your first game is a 9/10 innovate breath of fresh air and your second game is a 7/10 boring safe clone of the first, it looks much worse than it is by comparison.

I recently started playing KCD1 on hardcore mode
waiting for KCD2 to drop in price from 44€ to something like 25-30€

cryengine makes the foliage look so fucking good and lush, you don't see repeating trees or bushes anywhere, it all melds together to a coherent greenery that is just pure joy to explore, walking between the small trails among the bushes and heavily vegetated forests
the game isn't bad gameplaywise but it's very light on RPG mechanics, the amount of perks available is so very little and the effects are very underwhelming
the autheniticty of the middle-ages is incredible, you can just smell the fucking streets and countryside and the 15 layers of perfumes and deodorants on the nobles wearing 6 articles of clothing in a scorching sunshine, the nights are actually pitch black and the cozyness of the rain while inside the wooden abodes is just amazing

I haven't actually checked the modding for this game, maybe the RPG mechanics can be improved. The first thing I'm installing is instant flower picking, holy fuck the third person animation is drab.

It's alright, not as bad as Anon Babble says at any rate.

you goddamn zoomers piss me off
KCD 1 also looks pretty and has a good story so play that first for 5 bucks

There's so much effort and passion poured into this game like I've never seen before on any other triple A, too bad if you don't have a soul and can't enjoy things just because the game gives you more options that don't align with your brain rotted by religion and third world subhuman culture

according to Anon Babble a 6/10 is unplayable trash, worst game ever made with no redeemable qualities
suddenly we forgot numbers between 0 to 5

yup that's KCD.
it just felt real unlike any other non sim game.
going from a place to another place finding place to sleep, buying meat for the dog and not slaughtering heigh level enemies was a lot of fun and immersion

finally played for the first time a couple weeks ago with hardcore and all negative perks enabled.
I really enjoyed how destitute you are during the first several hours' hobo-phase: having to scrape together 5 groschen to sleep at an inn, managing to steal some food that's not in shitty condition, etc.
I planned to play some dickhead thief, but that plan goes out the window when you defeat your first bandit wearing plate armor and find out it easily rewards more than having to steal/explore points of interest for money.
still having fun though

It was an objective upgrade in every way except the story (and arguably combat). I really enjoyed it but finished it feeling like the first game was overall a better experience personally. The last third of the main story was a huge slog in my opinion, and the ending sucked ass. The best part of both games is the first 10 hours though.

I'm 27, first gen zoomer
I'm guessing you must be 40? go to bed gramps

I'm just glad expedition 33 is a fucking banger. It solidifies this game not winning any awards. A nice big "fuck you!" to Vavra for being a sellout cuck.

Well that's v.
And kcd is definitely not a game for everyone.
Because most people don't get so exited by the prospect of throwing meat to distract the dog and murdering bandits in their sleep.

Play kcd1.

I stopped playing on my first normal playthrough after my save got corrupted, this was in 2018
I remember the riposte with an automatic counter being super overpowered during fights, you never attack, just wait until they do, and when you riposte, you always get a guaranteed hit in, is this stil a thing?
You don't get the skill after your first training with the captain, but later

Seeth more~

is there a dedicated throw meat button or do you just drop meat in front of the dogs
I've gotten caught twice stealing shit because of the dogs, I saw a perk that stops dogs from getting alerted but that's very late in the perk choices

I didn't know they stayed so faithful to the original.

I'll pick KCD2 when it's 90% off~
lookin forward to vavra seething at winning no game awards

I think you drop some around them.
Also.
Do some min maxing by chocking random people in middle of nowhere because progression on some skills is really slow and takes forever to unlock good skills.

Well truth to be told vavra is an obnoxious faggot who can't keep his mouth shut.
But i still want his involvement in their next 2 games.

Lel

Not being able to save in a one player game without going through a fucking alchemy mini game is retarded.

I uninstalled it after the crossbow in the intro didn't even make a sound. If I want a realistic crossbow I'll fucking shoot one in the real world. If I shoot a motherfucker with a crossbow in a game, I want a big THWUNK sound when the bolt launches followed by a SWOOSH though the air then a big CLINK and an UGH!!! when it hits the bad guy.

The game isn't "realistic" it's just boring, tiresome, and a fucking pain in the ass to play.

In no particular order...

Hans inexplicably goes from his primary trait being chasing wenches, to the point that the literal whole game happens because he heard some women, to being gay suspiciously when the embracer group cash came in.

Twenty missions where you carry a sack, or body for several minutes, no I'm not exaggerating that's actually a major mechanic in this game.

Combat has been massively simplified.

Most of the quests are "Save the minorities!"

Random black literal royalty inexpiably shows up, bests the final boss with no training, and saves the protagonists life. Is somehow invited to a church council as a Muslim in a region, and time where they literally held public executions of Muslims for praying.

Random black guy, who is in many quests spends his time lecturing you on how white culture is inferior, and barbaric with modern memes like "wite peeepo don't season they food"

Multiple quests about Martins secret infidelity that isn't even hinted at in the previous game, and how Henry inexplicably loves jews, and a guy who literally insults, betrays him, but it's impossible to say, or do literally anything bad to him and if you do the game ends.

Jews saving the entire kingdom on multiple occasions, when in reality they'd been expelled from the region, and had nothing to do with anything.

Fundamental combat skills locked behind going to save the poor minorities.

Jewish, and black immortality magic

Henry inexplicably stops being Christian, and has no qualms about working with the literal devil from the literal devil's den

Henry murders a cardinal, and his entire retinue. A national hero is literally soaked in the blood of the clergy, and the whole scene is played for laughs , and never mentioned again.

The game has literally nine scenes where they drill home how terrible it is Henry had to kill the gay guy in self defense who also tortured him, and explained that he was evil minutes ago.

FILTERED

I have never brewed a single saving potion in 50 hours, seems like you are bad at vidya zoomie

How fucking often do you save outside of a bed??????
Sounds like you save before every fucking lock picking and dialogue choice

There should be no save potions. If you want to save, you should click "Save" in the menu. Having to brew a potion make NO FUCKING SENSE. It's just more shit to click that wastes time.

Combat in this game is also DUMB AS FUCK. Oh yeah it's so realistic, you know how in real life when you're attacking a guy w with a sword a little radial button appears in front of your face and you have to click on one of 5 different directions? SO REALISTIC HURR DURR.

This is a first person VIDEO GAME. The sword should have two buttons - swing and SWING HARDER. Maybe if you want to get really complex you can have a swing while jumping, and swing while crouching, you know, like every other game in the past 30 years?

Plus - no magic? What the fuck is this?! It's a medieval fantasy game with no magic, just boring ass swords and arrows that make no sound. I'd rather smash my balls with a hammer than play this boring shit.

europeans could cast spells with their bare hands 400 years ago

born too late man feels bad

Just like the first game?

this has to be bait, I've never seen someone this fucking retarded
human history is far more nuanced and glorious than fictional fantasy settings
actual brain damage if you don't see the appeal of medieval times / middle ages

This. /thread

You're GODDAMN RIGHT they could. This is how the white man fought off Genghis Khan and subjugated the black races of Africa for the glory of the motherland.

The best M/M romance in a game honestly.

(You)

Kinda??? I mean I didn't do the gay and he acted pretty in character throughout the game
this only happens like twice thoughever
If by simplified you mean made better
there are like 2 lol
he ambushed him retard. I agree it was retarded him being at the church thoughever.
Untrue, you can beat him if you have high enough scholar and call him a retard. (personally think he should've been a turk thoughever)
since they're key to undermining kutenburgs lord (you can also call him a retard if you have scholar)
You don't???? You just have to talk to that one gypsy and beat him in combat
what are you talking about wut
The devil is a figure of speech you retard
He doesn't murder him you retard he literally falls and cracks and skull open on a rock quit flat out lying
I killed him and got congratulated by my parents. You're just flat-out lying.

This whole post reads like it was just written from memory after watching a culture war bait YouTube essay, most of this shit isn't even true. Pic is also funny because the mission is about how the Jews trick you into showing up somewhere so they can murder you

God this sounds awful. Thank God i didnt spend any money on this shit.

Hans inexplicably goes from his primary trait being chasing wenches, to the point that the literal whole game happens because he heard some women, to being gay suspiciously

Never heard of bisexuality I take it?

My main complaint is that it was too long and the progression capped out like 40% into the story. It took me ~120 hours to do almost everything in the game. Began to feel like a chore past a certain point, which is never a great feeling.
My only other real complaint is that it sucks off the jews too much. The Musa thing was funny and the gay sex thing was completely telegraphed optional fujobait so I don’t care much about those.
You’re forced to help the jews and play a character who loves his jew non-brother and that’s pretty disappointing.

Sounds like they, or someone involved with too much pull, accepted jew money and decided to use the game as a vehicle for their pet propaganda project.
Compared to the first game, this sounds like hamfisted incompetence mandated by an authority.
Modern globohomo propaganda efforts often use popular media as a proxy, trying to hide behind the veneer of "durr its just a product," but the proof is always in the pudding. Outcomes and traits like you describe end up appearing totally unsubtle and jarring.
uh huh, just another flavor of faggot.

uh huh, just another flavor of faggot.

Yeah, never heard of it.

It's a solid 8.5/10. It's certainly better than Oblivion remastered which is overrated as fuck.

How do all the faggots who coped supported the grifter Vavra feel after his most recent interview when he proved he was a grifting lying jew?

Don't care the game was fun.

I wouldnt know. Due to Musa i boycotted it.

Didnt you guys boycott it?

dude you are in every thread talking about vavra being a jew get a job weirdo

kingdom cum in guys

BENIS. :D

I didn't play kcd because of chud Devs.
As simple as that.
Also that post is really funny.
You can take any interview and cook up whatever narrative you want.

I was afraid because journos had vendetta against me

We hired experts to keep things grounded (just like kcd1)

Oh no he sold out and shoved in jew propaganda where the Jews are trickster pos

Hans inexplicably goes from his primary trait being chasing wenches, to the point that the literal whole game happens because he heard some women, to being gay suspiciously when the embracer group cash came in.

never happened in my game since I'm not a fag and didn't pick any of the gay options, hans is still the wench-obsessed noble arsehole that he has always been

Twenty missions where you carry a sack, or body for several minutes, no I'm not exaggerating that's actually a major mechanic in this game.

you carry three sacks in the intro, you have to carry a drunk dude in a side mission, wtf are you talking about

Combat has been massively simplified.

nope, combos and the associated perks are actually worth it now, and you can't do master strikes with weapons that aren't swords

Most of the quests are "Save the minorities!"

there's one quest where you help protect the jewish quarter since they are loyal to the rightful king and have been helping his allies

Random black literal royalty inexpiably shows up, bests the final boss with no training, and saves the protagonists life. Is somehow invited to a church council as a Muslim in a region, and time where they literally held public executions of Muslims for praying.

literally the biggest self-admitted coward there is, he hit Erik from behind when he was focused on Henry. He is an educated man which is rare in Bohemia, hence his higher standing

Random black guy, who is in many quests spends his time lecturing you on how white culture is inferior, and barbaric with modern memes like "wite peeepo don't season they food"

yeah that was dumb

cont

Multiple quests about Martins secret infidelity that isn't even hinted at in the previous game, and how Henry inexplicably loves jews, and a guy who literally insults, betrays him, but it's impossible to say, or do literally anything bad to him and if you do the game ends.

what are you even talking about, Sam is a dick at first because he is suspicious of everyone, later he becomes a total bro who goes on a suicide mission for Henry without a complaint

Jews saving the entire kingdom on multiple occasions, when in reality they'd been expelled from the region, and had nothing to do with anything.

no they don't, they help shelter one noble and give money for some mercenaries, but still get driven out of town

Fundamental combat skills locked behind going to save the poor minorities.

the dude hangs out at the nomad camp, you don't have to help them in any way to get training, just beat him in a duel and the teaches you

Jewish, and black immortality magic

wow, you can't kill people that are part of the main plot until the game ends, truly this has never happened in any game before

Henry inexplicably stops being Christian, and has no qualms about working with the literal devil from the literal devil's den

he was never a true Christian if you play it that way, you can rob every church bare in the first game

Henry murders a cardinal, and his entire retinue. A national hero is literally soaked in the blood of the clergy, and the whole scene is played for laughs , and never mentioned again.

it was funny as fuck, I guess you didn't like the Godwin quest in the first game either

The game has literally nine scenes where they drill home how terrible it is Henry had to kill the gay guy in self defense who also tortured him, and explained that he was evil minutes ago.

completely wrong again, you can go visit Toth's grave and basically laugh at him and steal his shit, you can also mock Erik multiple times for killing his boyfriend/groomer

List your complaints without mentioning the gay sex

It's a weird middle ground between Witcher and TES that doesn't quite do what either of those two excel at, but is clearly trying to emulate both.

Yeah I see that in mission structure and world design but neither of those games are nearly as immersive as kcd.
Magic not existing also makes silly tasks more realistic.
"Oh grand dragon slaying mage can you get me 2 flowers?'

play game

have to be assholes to everyone on the off-chance that being nice triggers gay sex

The absolute state of gaming.

Don't click on option with heart on it

Hardest thing ever for people one v

not like the game labels all romance options in a very obvious way, but being an asshole is pretty fun in the game anyway
there's just one dude beyond Hans tho

(ROMANCE OPTION click only if you want anal sex with this man)

gee I wonder what that might mean, I'll kill him just in case

There’s not even anal sex in this game. Only frotting. You’d think people around here would be less likely to develop an ulcer over it.