Guys, look, an attractive woman! Now play our game!

guys, look, an attractive woman! Now play our game!

Why's 90% of modern games like this?

90% of oldschool games or ads were like this

because you autoplay gachashit?

Even hollow knight took the attractive woman pill.

Why's 90% of modern games like this?

Please take me to the world you live in.

She isn't even that attractive, looks more ayyy lmao than your average anime girl usually does.

Expedition 33 mogged this dogwater so fucking hard

It clearly works

You mean why isnt 90% of moderns games like that
Its all been ugliness for years now

modern games

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this

Gay

Why are you pretending that being asexual is the norm? Most people, men and women, like playing games with attractive people in them. This is not controversial and being loud won't change that.

Now post that smile

mita sex

ayyy lmao

is this how normalfags see anime?

Why's 90% of modern games like this?

the fuck are you smoking? played any AAA games recently? at all?

Their parents, school, and priest tell them sexuality is a sin.

No

Miside is actually a very clever take on players trying to use virtual girls as objects.

you dont like me, you only want the mitas that act a certain way, the perfect ones!

it's good subversion of the genre and a great indie game.

if you didn't play with russian VO you didn't beat the fucking game

Why

Crazy mita sex(excessively lovey dovey)

Kind mita sex(cbt)

russian sounds like bug speak to me, it's very grating

Its that fucking crazy smile that does it for me

Sleepy Mita feet
Creepy Mita feet

90%

Name 10 released last year, gacha games don't count

90%

retard troons actually believe this

go kill yourself

Men will always like attractive women.

the intended voice actors were cast in russian
weebs, by their own logic, would thus prefer russian voice acting for this title

It's what gamers crave

Oh so like sub over dubs?

It's just a stick with a mask and a cloak on

What is attractive about her?

the main issue with dubs is not the fact they're dubbed, but that they're dubbed poorly
it's not as though good english voice acting does not exist, it just basically doesn't exist in the realm of japanese dubs
why this is, i will never understand, because it's not like it's impossible to hire good english-speaking voice talent in japan, fromsoft does it
in the case of this game, i'm looking at an anime girl, so she should speak japanese
i think the japanese VA does a really good job, she voices every mita unlike the english ones where it's different for each variation

The russian voice actors don't have the same emotion as the JP ones, so no i'm not playing it in russian

to be fair...

isn't this a horror game? how is a woman supposed to be scary?

you will never have sex with a japanese woman

Hold up. Show of hands. WOULD YOU?

That's not anime though, that's Russian interpretation of what they think anime looks like and they made her look way too much like an alien.

why this is, i will never understand, because it's not like it's impossible to hire good english-speaking voice talent in japan, fromsoft does i

dubbing anime is nothing like english theatre work you fucking retard

people draw her off model with HUGE tits

Why are you comparing them at all?

Divorce rape.

Anon Babble will play and talk about some garbage weeb dating simulator made by 1 guy in his basement just because it has cute anime grill and then go to other threads to call you shill and tell you to buy an ad when you want to discuss real videogames

been watching anime since 2006 and she looks fine

Having Sex with you... without your consent

AC6 had decent english VA work as well. MH's english voices are okay. Ultimately, none of that matters though, it doesn't matter what the context is, good is good and bad is bad. Most anime dubs sound like total crap. It's not as bad as it used to be in the early-mid 2000s, but it's still not good. It is always, 100% of the time significantly worse than natively english work. I can only assume it's just because A) japs don't care and/or B) they can't tell it's bad.

Sounds like heaven

porn is haram

russian is a beautiful language
weeaboo faggots fail to understand this

Is it true that in russia gay anal sex is a common punishment?

Because he wants people to see that retarded post and think "ugh I'm starting to have expedition 33 fatigue...".

it's just weird to hear an anime chick speak russian, maybe they should have used a different drawing style if they didn't want to deal with weeb autists

alya had a japanese thot (sumire uesaka) speaking broken russian
the japs themselves enjoy russian

That angle is so retarded that it didn't even occur to me.

But you are forced to cum inside and impregnate her...
That's scary

Good thing this isn't porn, sandnigger.

EVEN BETTER
UNTIL MENOPAUSE

miside is maybe an IGN 7 on a good day. It falls apart on a replay and the story is rather shallow.

zoomers are lonely serial masturbators

ok but it was likely the western weebs that wanted the japanese dub the most. Anyways a different artstyle that set it apart from the usual generic anime garbage would have made it a better game imo (albeit likely less popular)

videogames, you stupid niggers

Yes?
Mita is videogames

Because that's what works on modern gamers, duh

If I put a half assed "meta" story into a unity walking sim is that a game or a waste of time?

Because most modern gamers are faggots

Both
Games are a waste of time

"mita sex" is not videogames you stupid coomnigger

go on Anon Babble

tried to talk about your favourite game

gets unwillingly exposed to US politics and AI ads

no one gives a fuck about your favourite game

I don't understand this post, I'm sorry
I said nothing except for that it works

He probably meant

My bad

As long as you have fun, that's all that matters :)

game doesn't meet your standards

not video games

Oh but political DEI shit and AI generals are ok, amiright?
Works like a charm to btfo trolls. Watch this guy replying nothing.

VR mod when?

Reminder, the game is commentary on porn. It's not TRON with anime girls, the game is a trap and you as the player fell into it.

On a side note, I find Mila's existence to be sad because she's an bright young woman trapped in a porn game. Despite all the work she put in to differentiating herself from the other Mita's, she got killed over circumstances out of her control and I just feel bad about that part of the game.

youtube.com/watch?v=QAUV3SeCqoE&t=95s

Reminder, the game is commentary on (insert current sharty boogeyman here)

Crazy mita only "pushed" her reset button, so she's fine

ITT: the kind of pornsick losers who unironically shill for China and harmful MTX because... bikinis

Gaming is an incel hobby. The more you have going on in your life, the less you will be playing video games. Just the ugly truth.

I don't get it, mind using more buzzwords?

Called it

it's the other way arround
it works because 90% of current games have ugly woman

she's going to end up with kyphosis doing that

until there's an update you are to go back

guys, look, an attractive woman who loves and cares for you! Now play our game!

FIFY, I will now play your game.

One of the oldest advertisements ever found was a depiction of a woman with large breasts offering beer.

The fuck do you mean "Now" this is a constant since before videogames existed. You're just gay.

It's actually a good and unique game compared to shit like stellar blade or brown dust or whatever generic gatcha shit this board likes to spam

who loves and cares for you

Until she gets tired of you and replaces you with a new man

Because normalfaggots infest gaming now and they will buy games just for memes/sex appeal instead of gameplay
Not to say it wasn't a thing in the past but it can be used to sell a game completely on it's own now
Videogames would be better without any women in them

saving the mobile thumbnail

why are mobiletards like this
i haven't seen someone post a PC thumbnail of an image in a decade, but i constantly see mobile thumbnails

Who fucking owns a pc anymore?
Mobile all the way, baby

Best mita?

Oh but political DEI shit and AI generals are ok, amiright?

Ah yes, the things I never brought up I'm suddenly okay with. Where did you learn to argue strawmanning faggot?

because 99.9% of modern games dont have this

The russian dub made the game 10x better. For me its cuter than japanese despite understanding neither. The MC has a weird deep voice though.

Because attractive women are pretty good.

Imagine, just IMAGINE playing with the voices on and not the beep boops.

Cappie and Mila are both great. In fact I love all the Mitas.

Bigger

China bad

:(
Also how is the fentanyl, Tyrone?

Weebs will buy any garbage including some anime woman

In other news, water is wet.

ending DLCs fucking when blyat

Because you are silently allowing them while being as loud as possible here.

Because even average women are hard to come by in games now so having an attractive woman will tip the scales in your favour by a significant amount.

sorry but the hacker leak showcased that Anon Babble was only 30% mobile posters

Again, you're assuming things you don't know.

Why does every female in a game need to be "attractive" to the incel gaze?

Because you are here, in a video games thread, instead of those, complaining about offenses that they does even worse.
It's like batman beating people up for jaywalking while Joker rapes another 50 pregnant ladies. That's retarded

guys, look, I am gay!

Why's 100% of modern OPs like this?

I love russian women's accents. The rolled R's do it for me I think

Because OP is a faggot.

Do you want to look at ugly women in Video games?

I criticize a game for being a boring walking sim with anime girls tacked on, and now you're giving me this whataboutism shit.

Unironically because 90% of the people who play these sort of games never had sex and so they have to cope with their sexless lives by playing with themselves.

I don't understand young people. Don't they like attractive girls?

t. western AAA dev

because pc fags run out of cope 10 years ago

whataboutism shit

The fact that you are here talking shit about actual video games for being not video games enough while leaving actual non video games thread be speaks volumes

Because (you) won't buy a game if there isn't a waifu on the cover.

Expecting random indy that blew up to follow up with anything

they always run with the money anon

Okay, fine. But guess what? There are starving children in africa, who could eat with the money you spend on video games.

The game's pretty solid even when you take out the cute girls.
The story's pretty decent even if the plot twists were a bit predictable if you were paying attention.

Forget about ending DLCs, where is Mita Kart 64 ?

plot twists were a bit predictable if you were paying attention.

That's how well made stories should work.
Muh subverting expectations and forcing something that doesn't make sense in the context of everything else is completely fucking retarded

The problem is you are trying to criticize about one thing while there's a directly worse thing going on rn.
This is not the Africa situation. It's you acting like an anchor of justice towards games you don't like yet don't have balls to do that against actual shit thread, because you know the bots there will ignore you and don't give you the attention you wanted.
For fucks sake, get a grip.

Because the vast majority of AAA slop can't even do that much.

The problem is you are trying to criticize about one thing while there's a directly worse thing going on rn.

The fact that you are here talking shit about someone not adhering to your strict moral code while leaving actual non video games thread be speaks volumes

Before I go, please answer this question.
How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

99% of games when they have a female character give her the flattest chest possible so as to avoid anyone daring to notice that the character is female. Also they do the same thing in character creators. No tits allowed. Can't be giving men control over fictional women's bodies. Not even in your dreams are you permitted.

I don't understand your question, I had breakfast this morning and I spent the whole time not listening to an inner-monologue speaking in my own voice narrating myself rotating a photorealistic apple in my mind while not having breakfast another morning.

i would feel hungry? are you retarded?

calling out someone's hypocrisy is somehow autistic behavior

if you actually gave a fuck about video games you would've been in one of those off topic shitpost threads instead of complain here about how Miside is "not video game enough"

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Why's 90% of modern games like this?

because ugly women and they thems don't sell

Have you ever seen someone using one of those superwoke games characters as their profile picture? Like that abomination from the new Fable

i feel like the world is collectively losing braincells and going into an animalistic state where only primal instincts matter.

instead of complain here

good morning saars please kindly do the sneedful and read my last posts for clarification

western slop shit drinker

kill yourself genshittroon

complaining.
i am sorry, i have actual things to do and can't bother to proofread my fucking Anon Babble argument.

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Have you ever seen someone using one of those superwoke games characters as their profile picture? Like that abomination from the new Fable

so what IS the point of that? i mean you wanna make a game with a message why does it need to be done with existing IP? its what leads to these giant flops. why don't they take the Corman route and make their own shit

You are a genuine retard if you think people can't complain about a game on Anon Babble, my god.

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Coomers are consoooymers by any other name

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i feel like the world is collectively losing braincells and going into an animalistic state where only primal instincts matter.

I mean, this applies to women too. there are women that don't like extreme violence, but watch Reacher, because the guy is huge, jacked and gets naked every episode garunteed. then there is the entire genre of smut novles written by women for women, and then the hit that was 50 shades of grey... in terms of books sales and box office despite being objectively crap... but you know what? they did it making their own IPs without taking over IPs, so... who cares?

i have actual things to do

like posting in one of those off topic shitpost threads right?

Like my work, my actual leisure and talking about actual video games, like Miside.
I will leave the dirty work to you.

ok but does this game have explicit sex scenes? otherwise what's the point?

guys look, a game that sold better than my game

I definitely have a pulse am not a bot
delete

Just make sure you don't criticize anything without doing you daily mandated "I don't like this thread" post in AI sloppa threads, ESL-kun.

because gamers want attractive woman

its more psychological horror and adventure game. but no, no sex scenes... so far. I kinda what DLC were you save different Mitas and unlock peaceful mode with them.

complains about a game not being a game for being a visual novel

almost never any complaining in actual non video games like DEI slop and AI shit

Sure

sees one grammar mistake

immediately uses it as a talking point as much as you can

projecting much?

Name 5 that aren't obscure weebshit no one has ever heard of

you might be gay

le subversion

they are making a peaceful mode where you date Mita, kill yourself

so is that game gonna still have horror elements where you try not to piss her off or let her go crazy again? or is it going to jsut light, sweet moments?

Basedo

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Anyone talking Russian sounds like a psychopath.

Mila sex (we both read books about how to engage in conversation so we know how to ask for sex and never actually do anything)

She's a robot

she kills people and controls the game you are inside...

no

attractive women are a niche at this point

She doesn't outright kill people and doesn't really have any power over the game itself.

and?

Fpbp

Source?

I am replying to the person who asked how women are supposed to be scary, so I gave the scenerio.