Now India'a been making AAA, what do we expect Larabros?
Now India'a been making AAA, what do we expect Larabros?
Why can't they just make something with the same scope as the 2013 game again, but in a different setting?
Now India'a been making AAA
India
Making anything good, ever
Good joke
tombs full of gold plated 3000 year old antique poo
its going to be woke so who cares
Do you have poor reading comprehension, no where does it say indians are making that just that its set in India
heres your health item in an indian based tomb raider game bro
That's like saying resident evil 5 was made by africans because it was set in africa.
Imagine the scheisse porn. It'll make the horse porn look tame.
She wouldn't last a day in India, who are we kidding? Dinosaurs, Atlanteans, tigers, and dragons are one thing, but a horde of a billion+ rapists? Not gonna make it.
How the fuck is there over a billion of them if they eat shit like this? How are they not all dying?
I still can't believe squeenix sold the Tomb Raider and Deus Ex IPs for $40 that they subsequently blew on NFTs right at the peak. Correct me if I'm wrong but the retard who signed that deal still has a job, doesn't he?
Lara lands in India
Instantly surrounded by a large crowd of scrawny men either staring blankly or trying to take selfies with her
Can confirm, Lara Croft gets gang-raped when you fall off a tight rope
These are literal Pakistanis pretending to be Indians. They're well known in India as racist trolls
Imagine the smell
Indians unironically have strong immune systems because of this shit. That's why foreigners always get sick when they go there.
What's the goal of the game? Avoid sexual harassment?
They've done it long enough to gain immunity. Their immune systems are able to repel every disease known to the universe due to this.
It's why they are able to reproduce so fast.
So it's true, they're the ultimate life form. Just not human life form.
India
open-world shit
Because they didn't, that's just malarkey to save face and not admit they absolutely fucked over a handfull of IP's.
There hasn't been a good Tomb raider game since 2008.
no cunning villains with master plans or their goons
you just fight off normal men that are trying to rape you at every corner
dey are zainichi-paki trolls saar
Uncharted the lost legacy already did this. It was also a better tomb raider game than nu-raider.
Wrong. They are going to rip off the plot of Superman (1978). Big bad evil guy is going to sink a bunch of India into the ocean by making all their heads bobble at once.
Are there even any interesting ruins of sufficient size or mystery in India?
You don't need an article telling you where this shit is getting outsourced to.
Nice try Pajeet
what is it with the gay dancing
why
I don't understand this direction for a Tomb Raider game. A large part of the appeal is that Lara was a globe trotter. You were always encountering new environments.
There's a mod that replaces her with Lara
Disgusting
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Lara Croft is going to get gang raped in the Ganges
Ganges holy river poison swamp platforming level would be awesome.
just a couple of lads excited by clean water
I need to see Lara fat ass riding a motorbike again pls
Anon, it's a brit going into India to steal all their valuable shit, there could be functionally infinite rapists and she'd still get away with it.
Atleast none of them put their mouth on the cup, that would be disgusting.