Lucia is too horny

It's always time to milk Chad's cock

Because they’re happy and in love, while you’re not.

And that's a good thing.

Tfw no latina gf that wants you and does everything for you

WOW! JUST WHAT GTA, A GAME ABOUT THEFT MURDER, AND FUCKING THEN KILLING HOOKERS WAS MISSING. ROMANCE!!!!

Chads won.
Chuds lost.

Because it's a very common story in fiction and Rockstar is clearly going for a modern take on it Bonnie & Clyde style. You are just a seething incel posting your angst on Anon Babble while others are getting laid.

Because it makes them seem more wild and primal, like a ancient hunter.

I wonder if you can still bang hookers

imagine being Tom Hanks

I'd rather not. I'm not a pedophile.

there's like two core stories integral to humanity. love and revenge

That's just the power of BWC

The whorey atmosphere ruined it completely for me. I'm too old for this shit now

The leaks showed there's a relationship values number, so that means Lucia and Jason's relationship can go up and down, I would assume cheating or skipping on dates will make it go sour.

Depending on how important their relationship is, not just side content, it might even influence the ending I assume.

sex minigame involving a latina

i will now buy your game

How did this game pass the screeching harpies check? Way too much ass and good looking women for them.

Why would anyone want to watch other people swoon over each other and fuck

Because it's a very common story in fiction

This dumbass can't answer a question to save himself.

I can't wait to play as her, whore myself out and come back home to Jason like nothing happened <3

inb4 they betray each other and one of your choosing will kill the other but then in the end they realize they're still in love actually

I know Rockstar can't write anything better than this kind of tripe

And my dumbass can't respond to the right anon to save myself as well it seems.

All hispanic girls are like this, they know it's just a matter of time before they get too fat to fuck.

most of the trailer super horny, rockstar really does deliver wtf

muscular white chad

horny latina mami

Day One purchase

The studio execes probably just ordered them to do it. That's how they'll be able to print money shamelessly. The retarded niggerfaggot leftist devs can cry all they want while developing the chud kino.

Tom Hanks is a cunny cringelord

Chet Hanks is a womanizing chad

I love them, I'm only sad it seems they're starting the game together everyone knows the best part of a romance is how it starts.

That's how women are for chads...

Chuds hate it too thoughbeit.

This will do wonders for wmhf relations, Im pretty happy

you're no better than a coalburner

Life of a latina

Get raped by dad or bf at 12

Don't go college

Be the dominant in the relationship and start a family

Get fat and die of old age

That's racemixing, anon.

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A BLACK MAN NOT A CRACKER BITCH GETTING THIS BIG LATINA BOOTY!! EXTERMINATE THE WHITE MAN

I am glad game is set in modern day so we many hot bitches with bit asses.

I like big butts and i cannot loe

look at this little buck crying

I look like this and act like this

But gameplay wise, what is this game meant to do that the already available GTAs don't already do?
Unironic question.

Nah, they're just tsundere about it. They'll all buy it too.

It'll probably be the same outdated gameplay but fuck me I'm happy something halfway decent is coming out so I'll buy.

What is the point of taking a happy couple and trying to enforce some kind of political, social, or fetishistic statement upon it?

saw a gym scene, and seems like there'll be a lot of interiors

I think its really nice. I'm glad theres good chemistry, the bickering and arguing between gta 5 protagonists in EVERY scene got so boring.

Im glad lucia is 1. Hot. And 2. Smitten and feminine. I thought they were going to go for a strong independent woman type bullshit.

A bonnie and clyde dynamic will be pure kino

Post your 12 kids white family. Im 30 now I just want to be happy idgaf about that shit anymore like I did when I was 19. Besides where I live there are more hispanics than whites anyway, it doesnt fucking matter

chad hanks

Latinas fart a lot btw

Faggot

Ngl seeing her jump into his arms like that gave me a sharp pain in my gut for a fleeting moment.

This game is going to inflate WMLF relationships even more than they already are as white zoomies start playing GTA in droves.

might as well kill yourself then if you're so lonely

Wow that was rude

white zoomies

It’ll be gen alpha that gets influenced by this by the time it actually releases

I guess because you are all mutted up there anyway, I personally don't want to have a family with a foreigner, even of same Euro race it would be difficult, and racemixing no no.

First person Lucia gameplay walking the streets of Vice City as NPCs catcall her.webm

accurate depiction of latinas eternal thirst for BWC

He never had a latina gf

WHITE BOY SUMMER IN FULL SWING

be virgin

get extremely uncomfortable and awkward anytime a movie/video game/tv show depicts sex

i'm not the only one right?

You faaggots were bitching that they ruined Jason. They made him even MORE chadder than what we were given in the reveal several years ago.

It’s fine. You’ll get numb to it the older you get bro

seeing happiness warms my heart :)

I hope they improve Lucia. Jason is a legit 10/10 now. Lucia has a 9/10 body but her face goes from 8 to 6 depending on the angle.

i wish you didnt point that out because now I'm craving it

I'm not a virgin and I still get this.

It's actually scary how numb you can get, it's wat wizardry is about...

This GTA is made for women
It's gonna suck

I think his white trash hick look in the leaked gameplay was better to be honest, it was a good fit for a gta protagonist which we haven't seen before, but a dudebro is fine too and they did improve his look from the first trailer which is good.

I assume it means they wanted to add some kind of conflict in the narrative, the game doesn't span enough time to have the fairytale honeymoon phase, most games starting with that usually end with just confessing.

This

It’s also just V reskinned clearly

Gameplay will be dog dick

GTA VI will make chud zoomers beg Trump to cut back on the Latina importation.

Dude has a nice ass

Lads, I'm visiting the States this Summer, any tips?

I'm not even a virgin nor an incel and I still don't like it
It just sucks ass as a basis for a story

why would you do that to yourself?

don't insult our Greatest Ally or else you might find yourself Van'd and deported

Time to go out and look for your own love story anon :)

I only had 1gf in my entire life and she was like this. I fucked up bros

I predict that GTA VI will be less woke than RDR2. It looks like White Boy Summer the game. Meanwhile RDR2 had

a half black half native gang member

another black gang member

only two instances of the N-word in the entire game, uttered by the most cartoonishly villainous characters, and zero instances of discrimination against blacks outside of those

killing klansmen randomly and losing no honor for it

killing a former slave owner and gaining honor for it

protecting a womens suffrage rally

protecting a black doctor

punching a eugenicist

a native reservation where you can't draw your weapons or even walk at more than a slow pace

Sadie Adler girlboss

There's probably more that I'm forgetting. RDR2 was disgustingly woke actually, it felt like blood libel against White men

There is absolutely no way they aren't having intercourse right after Lucia leaves prison. If that's at the start of the game it means not even 5 minutes in and you're being introduced to

PLAP PLAP PLAP OH PAPI!

I like well done romance

anons are so emasculated that they're hyped for a gta game where you're stuck in a relationship instead of free to fuck whoever you want

anons are so poisoned by the kool aid that they're hyped for a racemixing propaganda game

Any wild guesses for the ending?
I think they'll just do Bonnie and Clyde and have them die together. You continue the open world as an OC donut steel

I'm not a virgin and I hate it because it's filler. Time wasting shit.

In the leaks we learned there is four endings based off two 'karma' systems

Gay

never had a latina gf I see

I mean, Romantic Chaotic is probably the Bonnie and Clyde ending you were talking about.

Anon discovers in Big 2025 that women are as thrice as horny and crazy than men

Spare us your incel take

Have you ever met a Latina woman before, OP?

THAT LATINA IS ATTACKING THAT UPSTANDING WHITE MAN!! WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM!!

My guess
Ending 1 (happy): They survive and live happily ever after.
Ending 2 (bittersweet): They survive but have to separate to ensure each others safety because reasons.
Ending 3 (bad): Jason dies.
Ending 4 (bad): Lucia dies.

duh chud. they have to inject romance into so the coomers and women will pay $80 for it.

GTA VI THE OFFICIAL GAME OF WHITE BOY SUMMER

Troy Baker was such a miscast. Master Shake was hype.

All good love stories are a tragedy
Happy endings are for kids

who?

Having a white man is what every woman wants

Will I be able to sex her in game whenever I want? This is important

Anon Babble is too horny. Fix yourselves before you call out others. Or at least grow out of puberty.

she's assaulting jason 2/3 of the trailer

Don't be fooled, her hopping on his BWC is just Rockstar trying to distract audiences from the fact that Jason can't fuck whores like in past games, They're gonna cuck out like in the Red Dead games.

There'll probably be a striptease and sex option from both of their perspectives but the latter obviously won't show much.

Mindless gooner game. KEK!

Latina fiending for BWC

Tale as old as time

I can pray for a prequel DLC where they meet

R* has the excuse of a "Bonnie and Clyde" allegory, but secretly I think they're trying to court a female audience.

What about her though? Wouldn't she be able to pick up and fuck random guys either?

If she doesn’t show a single nipple in game rockstar is done

This is the answer to it all

Female streamers simped hard for Arthur Morgan with RDR2. So they turned Jason into a sexy dudebro and included Lucia to further entice this audience. Honestly a pretty smart move. They get the core chud audience who just want to play Chad White fucking a hot bitch and the female audience who just want to play a hot bitch getting bent over by Chad White

If R* were based they'd let Jason pimp her out for cash or to bait some johns to get robbed.

Calling it now. Because Jason has a gf, this will be an excuse for Rockstar to remove hiring prostitutes on the street.

If male hookers/strippers exist for Lucia then I wonder if there's also the option of gay sex in the game. I can already see people losing their minds over this shit.

Some of the anons here would do a backflip if you can have Jason have gay sex.

Good. Infidelity is degenerate and it wouldn’t be believable for someone like Jason to resort to hiring STD riddled hookers when he could just get laid for free by a hotter bitch. It made sense for the GTA V cast to have that option because they were all mid looking and trashy.

go back to Anon Babble with your conservative virtue larping

le bonnie and clyde

ohmygorsh guys they are just so PASSIONATE

what an intense love story! they love each other so much they KILL for each other!!!!!

bonnie and clyde dynamic is genuinely one of the most eye-rolling scenarios ever and only stupid women find it interesting.

Tolerates being manhandled

Tolerates her taking charge

Spends his days being a dutiful boyfriend/lover fixing up the house and ignoring other girls lusting over him in the beginning of the trailer.

Is this what Latina pussy does to a white man?

My boy Jason can definitely pull a better girl than that.

ytboi never stood a chance against big booty latina.

Highly likely there will be an infinitely repeatable but heavily censored scene like that, yes. That could work for GTA larpers.

Yeah but it's her pegging you. Is that ok?