Is Samus a lesbian?

I am going to guess that she probably is. Mostly due to the fact that every major female protagonist seems to be lesbian, bisexual (lesbian), or asexual.

I would take Aran cock and eat Aran pussy

She's probably asexual. She doesn't seem to have much of a life outside of killing aliens. What I do know is that she has feather pubes.

Samus is a ball

pines for Adam's attention

gets bothered by the idea of becoming a mother

She's straighter than a shinespark run

She canonically picks up shotas she meets on random planets

She's an autist who may or may not have daddy issues if you don't ignore the shittier parts of Fusion and basically all of Other M.
But it's possible that she's popular with the space ladies because she's so cool.

probably not. she's married to the job

She takes alien cock and eats alien pussy, actually. It's true, I asked her.

Shinesparks go all over the fucking place, they include a sequence of straight lines but are never completely in a straight line or that'd just be using the speed booster as normal, what are you on about.

She likes big Adam cock.

She shlicks in her ship alone while AI Adam watches.
I don't know what that makes her but it's not normal, whatever it is.

She needs to be a bigger ball

Blonde shota status?

I don't think she shows any sexual feelings in any of the games, but my guess is that her modified DNA means she doesn't have any sexual feelings at all. Her bits might not work anymore, seeing as she's not 100% human anymore.

And yet, with Adam, I was grateful for the nod... My past has left me with an uneasy soul, and as a result, it touched me on some level that Adam would acknowledge that past by calling me something delicate—like "Lady." And I knew more than anyone that every word from Adam was deliberate. My thumbs-down was a twofold response—a sign of derision at being called a lady, and a signal of my complete understanding of the mission orders.

Lesbians are boring. I am not fond of the lesbian porn category.

No she's a bird

Why does Samus go to bars in her underwear?

shine spark is literally going in a straight line until you hit something or cancel the shinespark on a slop. they do not go haphazardly all over the place.

How do you not die of cringe experiencing this?

Stupid sexy ball

Fuck no

It's a phase for most women.

What does sexually excite you, anon? Genuine question.

but seriously, what exactly was sakamoto thinking with this "game"

Samus is healthy and normal, therefore she’s not a lesbian
no
If you would be a lesbian as a woman, then you’re a faggot as a man.

sexy women, because he’s not a cuck who watches dykes mashing muffs.

Holy based how do we retvrn

Samus reproduces in a disgusting amalgamation of metroid, human, x-parasite and chozo biology, laying translucent green eggs that were fertilized via parthenogenesis.

I think it'd be funny (and hotter) if Samus is totally straight but keeps attracting crowds of lesbians completely unintentionally, to the point where the men she's actually attracted to can't even get close enough to make a move.

Everything with other M makes sense when you realize Adam is his self-insert.

Yeah.

I didn't ask you. But since you answered

sexy women

Doing what? Just women on their own? Pinups and the like?

I dont know anon :3

If you would be a lesbian as a woman, then you’re a faggot as a man.

What? If I would be... anon I'm a man not a woman. I think women are sexy.

Possibly a furry since her adolescence was spent around Chozo.

Then you’re heterosexual, i.e. you have a healthy sexual orientation, you are attracted to the opposite sex who you can reproduce with, assuming you would also be a healthy women, then you would still be heterosexual and therefore attracted to men.

I can’t answer for the other anons, but I fap to solo content only.

idk even that is weird, wouldn't he want his self insert to be more likable? adam is such a wet blanket with zero charisma

she's a bichad who lusts after Adam's cock, and occasionally picks up girls to fuck after completing missions

this is canon, nintendo told me so

Okay, I'm not sure why you're taking an answer said mostly in jest so seriously. Samus Aran isn't real there's no way for her to be healthy or not.

I can’t answer for the other anons, but I fap to solo content only.

So my reason for asking that anon is that they said they found lesbians 'boring'. Assuming you agree with that anon, I would question why you'd find solo women exciting but multiple women boring.

Male/female, male/male, futa/female, futa/male. Why yes I am pretty faggy, thank you. Didn't stop me from marrying a female(female).

Different planets, different customs, she rolls with it as long as the drink's good enough.

I find dykes (and faggots) disgusting.

Lesbians do not exist

Huh. Well I guess that makes sense why you'd find them boring then if you need a penis in there to make things exciting. No problem with me if you're not straight, so long as you're happy that's what matters. Thank you for answering.

To expand upon my reply, multiple women who aren’t lezzing out is fine, women lezzing out is disgusting, as are all other displays of homosexuality

Okay - well, I find your opinions reprehensible I guess.

Degenerates do not get to find any behavior reprehensible.

Why? You find faggots disgusting, right? Why don’t you find dykes disgusting too?

I do, actually, sorry, yours in this case.

With a very big asterisk. The "lesbian phase" is a very recent thing caused by the sexual revolution and self-fulfilling stereotypes (such as your post) perpetuated in media aimed at men. It's why throughout history there are records of men being bi and gay all over the place while for women it's really just Sappho.

solo, posing or masturbating

Scientifically speaking, it's only normal to find faggots disgusting. If you also find (hot) lesbians disgusting then you're probably some muslim brownoid.

Scientifically speaking
What makes you say that?
Homosexuality is disgusting because it’s a perversion of nature, faggots and dykes can never reproduce, them being attracted to the same sex is completely wasteful, their union can never be fruitful, it’s this perversion of nature which is disgusting, it also indicates that there is something very wrong with the minds of the homosexuals.

probably some muslim brownoid.

Wrong, I’m not Muslim, I’m a Christian. I hate Islam.

You find faggots disgusting, right?

No? I have gay friends, family - I have no problem with them at all. I'm not attracted to men or penises, so I guess you could say I find penises disgusting (other people's - mine is me, so it's fine). I find women's bodies attractive, so I like seeing women kissing and playing with each other's bodies.

No problem.

What makes you say that?

Obviously, scientific studies. Also the fact that "safe" gay pandering uses lesbians 95% of the time because straight males don't feel repulsed by it (unless the girls are ugly) like we do with faggots, which repulse us on a biological level.

I'm not religiously brainwashed A, I'm religiously brainwashed B

Same thing. You're free to be ideologically brainwashed but I'm just telling you what the natural state of straight males is, don't hate the messenger.

Chad anon not filled with hatred

That study wasn’t about lesbianism, you can’t conclude that those same participants wouldn’t have also been disgusted by lesbians.
the fact that "safe" gay pandering uses lesbians 95% of the time because straight males don't feel repulsed by it (unless the girls are ugly) like we do with faggots, which repulse us on a biological level.
That’s not because lesbianism isn’t disgusting, it’s because lesbians are women. Society treats women with kid gloves, men are conscripted in multiple countries, but women barely are, men are expected to sacrifice their lives to save women in a disaster, but hardly ever vice versa, lesbians benefit from the kinder treatment afforded to straight women, even if those lesbians are out as lesbians.

There is no such study for lesbians because every straight man inherently knows it's hot, that's why it's always top 3 on pornhub and why back in the 90s before "le male gaze" was a thing there was plenty of hot lesbian baiting in media. You simply cannot comprehend what straight men naturally like since you've been indoctrinated at birth.

I only like porn with two or more dicks on screen, but I don't like gay porn....

If you don’t find homosexuality disgusting, you’re the one who has the abnormal reaction. If a sexy woman who you were sexually attracted to told you that she’s a pedophile, you would instantly be turned off and find her disgusting, wouldn’t you? That’s how I feel about dykes, disgust. And as it turns out, dykes are more likely to sexually abuse children than straight people are.

there was plenty of hot lesbian baiting in media.

Because Jews were trying to condition you into accepting homosexuality by shoving dykes in your face.

If a sexy woman who you were sexually attracted to told you that she’s a pedophile, you would instantly be turned off and find her disgusting, wouldn’t you?

eh, depends
Morally abhorrent? Sure. Physically attractive is a different thing though

here is actual evidence of me cheating in the game to get a low completion time

Why on earth would you post this?

The entire franchise died of cringe

attractive white female character

GAIS IS DIS A DIKE GAIS IS DIS A TRANNY GAIS DOES SHE TAKE BBC

No, Reddit.

How come there's like, 10x more gay men than gay women then? And even if you count bi women gay men still vastly outnumber them, and that's with the extreme social pressure that is put on men to "not be gay" and the constant incentives women get to be gay(or bi, really). If there truly was such a strong biological response we simply wouldn't have nearly as much gay men.

Safe gay pandering uses lesbians because of the societal view on homosexualism and how it affects masculinity and femininity like I said before, as well as the fact that most media with safe gay pandering is aimed at men in the first place, it's literally the only place you'll see safe gay pandering. I heavily disagree with the notion that all men are inherently turned on by lesbians and disgusted by gay men but obviously lesbians have a better chance of being immediatelly appealing to straight men.

Who says I didn't?

DOES SHE TAKE BBC

That’s not the thread for that, anon.(But the answer is yes, she possibly could).

Yeah dude, lesbians aren't real. Autism isn't real either, gays also aren't real, nor is anything that you think is abnormal.
It's all just stuff people make up for attention or cause they're mentally ill but not in a way that you don't like.

that cloaked figure looks like it has talons for hands. she wants to bring some turkey home if you get what I'm saying.

If a sexy woman who you were sexually attracted to told you that she’s a pedophile, you would instantly be turned off and find her disgusting, wouldn’t you?

Top kek, is anyone going to tell him?
youtube.com/watch?v=PV5063fjZ6I

Correct, people who say they have autism are just out for attention, and attention seeking is sign of mental illness

I'm also anti-vax because vaccines cause autism

can you fuck it

no because she is a futa with a massive cock and as we all know futa x girl is not gay

If a sexy woman who you were sexually attracted to told you that she’s a pedophile, you would instantly be turned off and find her disgusting, wouldn’t you?

Depends, is she my middle school English teacher in this hypothetical? 'Cause that would've been cash back in the day.

Or my fourth grade Spanish teacher?

A shinespark run goes in almost any direction except the direction you start running from you pillock, otherwise there's no reason to use a shinespark over a normal speed booster run. Yes, the actual final movement is in one single direction but the full run is made up of at least two directions, even if one only involves a slight vertical jump followed by sparking in the same direction as the original run. So yeah, the analogy is fucking dumb, you muppet.

Is Samus a lesbian?

Eww... no.

I never wanna hear retards complaining about yuri again after seeing all the gta6 homolust that's overtaken this board.

No, there were never any signs or indication that she's lesbian. If anything, there are more signs that's she's confirmed straight. Samus canonically wants to be a mother and she sees humanity as her children to nurture. Take your faggot fantasies somewhere else, tranny.

No, she's like Galko from Oshiete Galko-chan. So hot that they make other women lesbians

Looks like a ship parts shop, Nintendo pretty much confirmed she's socially awkward and doesn't like being around people much. Samus is a workaholic.

you use the shinespark to go exactly straight. you just run to get the momentum. dont insult me for being better than you

I like her more as an asexual autist but Other M confirmed she has Electra Syndrome.

Samus strikes me as letting people believe whatever they want ("it MUST be a man in that suit!") and she laughs her ass off in her gunship when they figure out she has a bergina.

I don't find the LGB boring, I find them disgusting and I want them to go back in their closet, throw away the key, and never come out of it again. The world would be better without faggots and dykes. The world only needs heterosexual/straight people, nothing else.

yes

Takes all kinds to make a world anon. Your next line will be "sodom & gomorrah"

Samus doesn't love women but women love Samus and she appreciates the attention.

Shut the fuck up and take your garbage somewhere else, tranny. You'll never be normal and you'll always be looked down upon. People should just start randomly punching trannies when they see one out in the open.

NTA, but evolution is heterosexual.

Samus is a bisexual chad who will buy you a drink at the bar and take you home to fuck you, then never call you again.

sitting at a bar in full armour would be fucking stupid

Incoherent schizo meltdown

I won.

She's a professional that doesn't mix business and pleasure

Ah, yes, advocating for random acts of violence, truly the sign of a rational well-adjusted person who has the facts backing them up.

How come there's like, 10x more gay men than gay women then?

Why would that matter at all? There's billions of pounds of shit on earth, does the sheer amount of it mean it's wrong for us to hate shit? Maybe that was a bad example for you to understand, since faggots like you actually love shit, but try to put yourself in a normal person's shoes.

whispers 'no one will ever believe you' in your ear

turns into a morph ball and leaves through the ventilation system

No one likes you, you're a disgrace to humanity, truly broken, getting rid of the nut house was a mistake.

This

These are not as frequent as the mainstream media pretends to be.
The phase is bi, never actual lesbian.

Why did God make men more predisposed to gay than women? Or is it that the feminists are right and that men are more inclined to be evil than women?

Not him, God didn't, faggotry is caused by men sexually abusing other men or little boys. They're a disease that should be eradicated.

Faggotry is caused by brainwashing, not God. Kill yourself subhuman.

yuritroon lololol

This, I don't understand how a minority that barely make up 1% of a country's and global population think they should be put above everyone else. We should just follow our instincts and remove faggots.

you can be brainwashed into finding men attractive

That doesn't make any sense. I'm not gonna find men hot just because someone tells me to.

My guy you're the one foaming at the mouth here, might want to rethink calling for the looney bin to start hiring new straightjacket testers because your resume shows you're highly qualified for the position.

Faggots are gonna faggot, our mistake was not bullying them enough online and in person. We should start back doing that but to the extreme.

So men are just more susceptible to brainwashing than women?

Nintendo is woke now, so yes

Brainwashing is more than "just being told", nigger.

Men have a wider IQ distribution than women, meaning a greater amount of sub 100 IQ men than sub 100 IQ women. Hence, greater amounts of successfully brainwashed smooth brains.

Keep your faggot fantasies out of straight games. There's a reason it's always funny as hell when it's revealed that a character you want to be gay in some manga is revealed to be 100% straight and you mental cases lose it.

Uh-huh. And the exact reason for this brainwashing is in service of what ultimate goal, exactly?

Explain. How are people "brainwashed" into getting into an erection when they see a sexy man?

You're both very blatantly faggots with a bone to pick rather than genuinely curious so I'm not going to bother. You're disgusting freaks and everyone naturally hates you, that's all I can be bothered saying.

Foaming at the mouth implies he's human and not a ragebait chat-bot

I'm not gay, I just think that the concept of people being "converted" into being gay doesn't make any sense. I can't get a boner to gay sex, I don't understand how some kind of brainwashing could change that.

No, the closest thing to a romantic partner she's ever had is Adam

once you notice that it's a religious bent and not a sexuality bent ("preventing conversion") the whole line of thinking makes way more sense

anyways, metroid

Why do you think fags are always outed for being pedos instead of trying to convert straight adult men? They prey on vulnerable children, obviously you as an adult is going to have more mental fortitude than a 4 year old.

So are you saying you have no idea why there would be some massive brainwashing scheme to make men gay or do you just know that if you said what you actually believe it would make you sound like an insane person? Like I assume the answer isn't just 'Satan wants man to sin' or you would have said that so I'm going to go out on a limb and say it must involve the Jews, who of course must be immune to their own gay washing or what would be the point, right?

he doesn't know

yes
she has sex with Gandrayda

Won't matter because she will bend to his cock

good metroid likes one steam?
and no I don't mean metroid-VANIA, specifically games where you go pew-pew

Axiom Verge and basically nothing else

And she will bend his cock.

Environmental Station Alpha. Hollow Knight. A Robot Named Fight. Ghost Song. There's alot to choose from.

Gato roboto

She's not human in the first place, despite her looks. She's literally more chicken than she is human. It's not gay if it's interspecies.

She's not human in the first place, despite her looks.

Samus goes for women not because she's gay, but because between her Metroid and X genes any amount of penetrative sex with her is lethal

No seriously, the last man to stick it in was a withered husk in an eyeblink leaving Samus alone, frustrated, and needing to clean the dust he disintegrated into off the hotel bedsheets

On the other hand, she didn't need to eat for the next three days and now knows what souls taste like, so upsides

Wouldn't you?

Because you're not looking for the amateur stuff